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Politics / Re: Buratai: I Won’t Return To Abuja Until Boko Haram Is Defeated by Mykel51(m): 6:27pm On Apr 13, 2020
Lol... We would remind you...

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Man Who Spent 60 Hours Under Water After His Ship Capsized (photo) by Mykel51(m): 5:20pm On Apr 13, 2020
Doubleoh7:

It actually the raw truth bro. He was working for WAV and they were doing a tug operation for CNL when the waters got so rough and their tug capsized and sank. He just woke up and was attempting to use the restroom when that occurred. because the vessel sank upside down, there were some packet of air trapped within the vessel and he was afloat on a piece of wood kept alive with the oxygen supplies from the trapped air. Divers who came to retrieve the dead bodies of his colleagues saw him, he was too traumatized to even speak and was the only survivor of the accident. He couldn't even attend any burial of his colleagues as people had that mindset that he was evil and could not have survived like that. He has since vowed not to near water again

WAV....West African Ventures ?

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Man Who Spent 60 Hours Under Water After His Ship Capsized (photo) by Mykel51(m): 5:20pm On Apr 13, 2020
Doubleoh7:

It actually the raw truth bro. He was working for WAV and they were doing a tug operation for CNL when the waters got so rough and their tug capsized and sank. He just woke up and was attempting to use the restroom when that occurred. because the vessel sank upside down, there were some packet of air trapped within the vessel and he was afloat on a piece of wood kept alive with the oxygen supplies from the trapped air. Divers who came to retrieve the dead bodies of his colleagues saw him, he was too traumatized to even speak and was the only survivor of the accident. He couldn't even attend any burial of his colleagues as people had that mindset that he was evil and could not have survived like that. He has since vowed not to near water again

WAV...West African Ventures ?

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Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by Mykel51(m): 11:01am On Apr 13, 2020
emmaodet:


But ladies are doing that too and nobody raised an eyebrow.
They know they can't marry you, they have sized you up from the first day you approached them but longer throat won't allow them reason normally.
They will take your money, gifts, double or multi date you with other guys, alhajis, chiefs etc, sponsoring them to school when they know you are not their taste, manipulate you to place them on monthly allowance yet double dating you, deceive you with fake love just to travel out through you and get the paper/pali/citizenship or residency permit etc
Bro the list is very very very long.
Pls don't demonize guys abeg, women are worse believe me.
Just because they are not bold to pour out their minds doesn't mean they are saints or better.
If women talk for this thread bro, some guys here will develop cardiac arrest instantly.
What guys are doing na child play to what women do bro.

Bro, there are bad ladies...but I just believe in doing the right thing. May GOD help us to choose right...

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Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by Mykel51(m): 12:03am On Apr 13, 2020
BigJoe19:
grin grin grin I like this thread.

Mine is I am deceiving her with marriage, not knowing that I have a babymama and don't need women except for sex.

When I am done with her I will find a fresher hoe.

If you know you won't marry her, let her go!
Stop deceiving her and wasting her time. That is not good at all..

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Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by Mykel51(m): 11:23pm On Apr 12, 2020
ibkayee:
I wasn't born female

Tranny ?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Done by Mykel51(m): 8:28pm On Apr 12, 2020
Graxie:
I am a graduate of Mechanical Engineering from FUTMinna, since 2006. My current city of residence is Abuja. I worked as a sales rep and workshop supervisor in an Automobile Servicing Company. I am versatile and I am ready to learn new things. Please help!!! The burden is much on hubby and I am tired of staying at home. Have been at home since October 2012. I actually resigned due to childbearing. Had issues medically and needed to rest. Thanks.
Use your LinkedIn to connect with Mechanical Engineers in your locality. I believe they would be of great help.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nairalanders Please Come To My Aid by Mykel51(m): 8:18pm On Apr 12, 2020
Consider switching fields to a discipline that is in high demand. Take an online course on Data Science from Data365...

Thank me later
Business / Re: My True Life Story (itan Aye Mi) by Mykel51(m): 12:19pm On Apr 12, 2020
Egbon, you have to quit gambling ! Come to your maker and ask for forgiveness for your past deeds.

Shalom
Education / Re: The Story Of My Life: For Those Who Have No One To Train Them In School. by Mykel51(m): 9:22am On Apr 12, 2020
Following...
Family / Re: Lockdown: What's Your Daily Routine? by Mykel51(m): 3:00pm On Apr 11, 2020
Soleye24:

pray
Sleep
Eat
Read
Watch TV..

I will have loved to learn Python but I no get lappi

You can use your phone...Pydroid on playstore..
Health / Re: Boss Mustapha: I Never Knew Nigeria’s Healthcare Infrastructure Was In Bad State by Mykel51(m): 10:39am On Apr 10, 2020
And you guys just legit cut the budget for the health sector...

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Health / Re: Names & Photos Of Nigerians Who Died Of Coronavirus In UK And USA Released By FG by Mykel51(m): 9:38am On Apr 10, 2020
RIP

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley To Make Free Audio-visual In Campaign Against COVID-19 by Mykel51(m): 9:49pm On Apr 09, 2020
chatinent:
The only Naira I know is the legal tender.
Well, you might not know him, but if he wasn't that important or had a large social audience, the government won't have him create an audio-visual for them...

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Family / Re: Please Help Me, Before I Lose My Mind. by Mykel51(m): 7:45pm On Apr 09, 2020
[quote author=LoneRanger28 post=88269596]

Chemical engineering [/quote

Jeeez...you should be earning big bucks in the industry. Look for roles in process engineering even if it's intern roles.
Family / Re: Please Help Me, Before I Lose My Mind. by Mykel51(m): 6:50pm On Apr 09, 2020
You have to leave that vicinity man. What's your course of study btw ?
Politics / Re: #covid-19: President Buhari Grants Pardon To 2600 Prisoners by Mykel51(m): 2:31pm On Apr 09, 2020
Romance / Re: True Love by Mykel51(m): 11:49pm On Apr 08, 2020
BonPatrick:
Why

It always ends in tears !

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: FG Loses N20 Billion In 7 Days As Banks Stop Operations In Ports by Mykel51(m): 11:37am On Apr 08, 2020
Tetrahedron:
So they cant use online means abi?

Its because we have thieves in govt, why can’t payment n verification be done electronically? Other serious countries do?

Take for instance, NCAA and FAAN, they made sure they sabotaged the e-flight plan mechanism so that airlines will continue to file Flightplan manually to date. Where in the world is this done?

You cant believe that NCAA still uses hunt-n-peck typewriters to print pilot’s license in Nigeria till date!

Really sad when you have abokis in places they shouldn’t be

As long as we joined to the Northerners, Nigeria can't have any meaningful progress. They are holding the rest of the country back in a lot of ways !

If all these payments are done electronically, they won't have the opportunity to embezzle, so they would definitely object to growth or development in any way. Nigeria is a sad tale... The next government has a lot of work to do. A lot of changes has to be made !

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Investment / Re: Trading Journey by Mykel51(m): 7:57pm On Apr 07, 2020
Good evening, Stay Safe...

Crime / Re: Skrill Scam by Mykel51(m): 4:12pm On Apr 05, 2020
Wow...am sorry about your loss... Next time he sends the Skrill before you pay... By the way, you but skrill at the rate of #380 ?
Romance / Re: I Hardly Cum Why Having Sex Please Help by Mykel51(m): 1:29pm On Apr 04, 2020
Goodmarlian:


bro masturbation can never cause prematuee ejuculation it is a thing of the mind a person who is used to masturbation cannot have p.e because he has control over excitement.

Well, I kinda agree with you, but if someone has P.E. , the First thing Nairalanders would say is masturbation... That is why I need clarification with proof or facts... I also think masturbation would lead to delayed gratification... Though I have no proof to back that claim...
Romance / Re: I Hardly Cum Why Having Sex Please Help by Mykel51(m): 9:53pm On Apr 03, 2020
I have been a reader here on various threads for some time and need clarification on an issue.

Someone opened a thread yesterday or so and complained he cums too fast... People said it's due to masturbation.

Now this fellow is complaining about delayed gratification. People said it's due to masturbation.

What is the actual effect of masturbation on a man's ejaculation ?

Does it vary amongst individuals ?

Honest answers would be appreciated.

Cheers

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Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by Mykel51(m): 2:30am On Apr 03, 2020
Ibechris2:



I thought u were the one that corrected a fellow here earlier...hope u can see how bad ur English is?

The son of Queen Eliza of England. U see ur life.

It wasn't me at all...you have no point at all... look at how you are jumping around. It's a waste of time replying you !

How bad the English is...lol..you can't identify anything right or wrong there. For the record... it's Elizabeth not Eliza...lol
Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by Mykel51(m): 2:17am On Apr 03, 2020
Ibechris2:




Am only telling u that u should not depend on ur cert...it will either ruin u or fail u. Even if u graduate with first class.

That is all I have to say. Bye and sleep well.

I never mentioned depending on certificate or not...it's not about me... I m saying A, you are saying Z..it's about our leaders here !

About the certificate... certificate is paper... what matters is knowledge...the people who read to graduate with first class are not dullards and actually have the sabificate. If you have anything against them, you had better kill it now and stop deceiving yourself with the ruin or fail you wrote up there !

The phone you are using was not made by illiterates but rather people who studied for a degree to earn a certificate and then have the knowledge !

Don't just conclude that people with certificate don't have knowledge. People are living large in Lagos here.... countless I Know. Because they have the sabificate and certificate !

Also tell your own children not to go to school to earn a certificate Okay.... So it won't ruin or fail them !

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Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by Mykel51(m): 2:06am On Apr 03, 2020
Ibechris2:



Most of the gifted hands in the world were not educated...one of them is Henry ford down to Bill gate and many uncountable fellows.

They carry certificate as a pharmacist yet non of them can manufacture syringe not even a tablet of paracetamol. The man who manufactured Alabukun was never educated yet his children who went to the best schools can not improved on their late father's invention.

I don't believe in certificate,but Sabificate. So,don't be fooled okey?

Fooled...I am not at all... I am only opening your eyes to see that the illiterates ruling us don't even have sabificate !.

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Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by Mykel51(m): 1:39am On Apr 03, 2020
Ibechris2:



I like ladies like u...hit them hard. Who English help. Is my father from England abi na my mama. How many English language studies made Buhari the President?

See,until u move the country round, then u will know that illiterates had been ruling this country since the colonial days. Certificate has failed us in this part of the world.

Illiterates are ruling us...I agree

Certificates have failed... I agree

That is the major reason the country is the laughing stock of earth... A failed nation in every area of life.
Politics / Re: Osagie Ehanire Silent On Question About Abba Kyari’s Whereabouts by Mykel51(m): 1:54pm On Apr 02, 2020
Patrioticman007:
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Children of predations will never surprise us

... perdition...

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Romance / Re: Inside Vagina & Inside Your Mouth Look The Same... by Mykel51(m): 1:52pm On Apr 02, 2020
Altms:
Am single and searching


Hello guys my name is Solomon,am from Enugu state and 20 years old( your insults and thoughts are welcomed)
Guys this is my first time posting here in naira land and the reason am doing it now � �is that am in heart pains (heart brake) I need someone who would understand my current situation because I do love and later I get dumped by gurls
I honestly need a gurl friend now a gurl I woul love a gurl that would make me forget all the pains I have been through please you guys should help ����
This is my number and also it's my WhatsApp number (09034016316)
Thanks
(Critics, insults and bullies are welcomed)

You don't need a girl, what you need is a painkiller... Visit the nearest pharmacy.

Cheers

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