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Celebrities / Re: Angelique Kidjo Defends Burna Boy’s ”Arrogance” (Video) by mykymyk101: 2:52pm On Jul 08, 2021
Everyone with his/her own palava, make we all cool down and tackle our own palava werey, wey dey aso-rock. Even some of us wey no win grammy self dey arrogant.

Highness = Arrogance

Don't try it at home!

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Politics / Re: Food Price Inflation In Nigeria 2021 by mykymyk101: 2:44pm On Jun 28, 2021
I am glad that all those who supported buhari from the beginning are suffering more than the ones that never supported him because everything they have dream(ed) of becoming has collapsed in their eyes/lifetime.

What is left is gnashing of teeth; its a perilous time for em.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Warns Teams Could Be Fined If Players Move Drinks At News Conferences by mykymyk101: 8:48am On Jun 18, 2021
Good move by UEFA. Players cannot sponsor the tournament as their countries/clubs also receive money from this sponsors. Cristiano would have drink water (on screen) instead of removing the coke bottles; as you cannot apply your home policy to public views on brands.

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Health / Re: I Have Erectile Dysfunction And Its Really Affecting My Relationship. by mykymyk101: 10:18pm On Jun 12, 2021
Cultivate an habit of eating bitter kola, this is a permanent solution.

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Investment / Re: Insha Allahu: Abdulakeem Morendayo Disappears With Investors' Funds by mykymyk101: 7:41am On Jun 01, 2021
Inshallahu dem go catch am.

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Culture / Re: Yusuf Lawal: Katsina Emirate Sacks Kankara District Head For Sponsoring Bandits by mykymyk101: 4:22pm On May 22, 2021
He's worst than the bandits. These are the type of people feds needs to chase and condemn from every point, instead of the ones fighting and protecting their lands.
Crime / Re: Lagos Taskforce Arrests Okada Riders Who Ply Highways, Restricted Routes by mykymyk101: 10:46am On May 05, 2021
MrWTF:


When driving in my small tuke tuke vehicle, I always have the urge to jam these reckless okada riders.

At night, I always hit most of them and dash off.

I can’t be good in the morning and in the night too!



One day truck go jam u too and dash off.

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Health / Re: Please Help: My Wife Has Asthma by mykymyk101: 6:17pm On Jul 04, 2020
Megaflex:
I need advice on the best and natural way to handle asthma.

I got married in April this year and my wife is asthmatic. I'll seriously need advice on the best possible way to handle her asthma incase she gets pregnant. Please help a brother.

Mod please help me move this to front-page


Boss belive me or not, give her snail water. I mean that sticky water coming from snail for 1 or 2 months atleast 5times a week. If it works pls come back here and testify so that others can also know the cure.

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Crime / Re: Borno Court Jails Woman 16 Years For Defrauding 194 Widows by mykymyk101: 3:48pm On Jun 18, 2020
sapientia:
She stole small, thats why the heavy sentence

Not even up to a million

16 years

She stole from widow, dumb head.
Health / Re: Pinkish Colour Of The Balls, Thigh Area by mykymyk101: 12:01pm On May 19, 2020
Use this, just N150. You can get it anywhere in the market from all these women selling camphor and other small disinfectants. It's very effective.

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Travel / Re: BRT Crushes Lagos Businesswoman To Death, Driver Flees by mykymyk101: 3:22pm On May 15, 2020
thorpido:
So sad.People should learn to look-left-right-and left again before crossing the road.
The driver didn't do well by abandoning her though I understand his fear of being mobbed.


Mistake no get master
Celebrities / Re: Picture Kodak: Video Vixen Dies In Clarence Peters’ Apartment (photos) by mykymyk101: 8:33am On Apr 30, 2020
Well i think the reasons one can get electrocuted through phone chargers are:

Use of fake phone chargers
Use of phone while on charge
Sleeping with your phone beside you.

And lastly the overall blame goes to ikedc., because at every point you reach in nigeria even if na your enemy house, you go like to plug your phone.

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Politics / Re: Hearing Of Court Cases Via Zoom, Skype Approved By Lagos Chief Judge by mykymyk101: 4:23pm On Apr 28, 2020
After u go hear say na 1 trillion dem spend on skype.
Food / Re: Hugely Successful Hunting Expedition At Olori Near Oyo Town And Odo Ogun by mykymyk101: 11:42am On Apr 24, 2020
Killed the whole pig family.

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: FG May Extend Lockdown As Cases Rise To 305 by mykymyk101: 7:19am On Apr 11, 2020
This is Nigeria, where govt dont give a f...k about people.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: India Lifts Ban On Chloroquine Export After Trump's Threat by mykymyk101: 2:57pm On Apr 07, 2020
Yeah Trump has charisma.

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Politics / Re: Oladipo Diya Celebrates His 76th Birthday Today by mykymyk101: 9:16am On Apr 03, 2020
Escapee.

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Crime / Re: Anambra State COVID-19 Agency Impersonators Arrested (Pictures) by mykymyk101: 9:15am On Apr 03, 2020
Na lagos own plenty pass!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Wild Goats Take Over Welsh Town Amid Coronavirus Lockdown (Pictures) by mykymyk101: 5:01am On Apr 01, 2020
Last year i said hidden creatures will come out, now its happening.
2020 is " Game Over Year" or End Game, As TIME will reveal all truth. Just because the so called elites wants to still be in power by still circulating the old lies their greed wont let them disclose that more advanced and intelligent life have discovered us.

5G triggered coronavirus.

A world built on lies.

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Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks Akure, Houses, School, Churches Destroyed by mykymyk101: 8:50am On Mar 28, 2020
NextD18:
This 2020 is too entertaining to my liking!!!


You're a psycho!

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Politics / Re: FG Alerts Nigerians On Ransomeware Disguised As A Coronavirus Watch App by mykymyk101: 7:29am On Mar 25, 2020
Suddenly all our pastors don forget how to dey do miracle. Coro bad oh, e just open all their yansh!
Health / Re: Jack Ma's Donation To Fight COVID-19 Arrives Nigeria by mykymyk101: 6:35pm On Mar 24, 2020
This is the beginning of the virus. Be prepared!

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Politics / Re: 35 Nigerian Governors, 15 Ministers Purchase Dubai Properties - Sahara Reporters by mykymyk101: 4:21pm On Mar 21, 2020
Nigeria (Den of Thieves)

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: What Is The Fate Of Nigerians Abroad? by mykymyk101: 4:44pm On Mar 13, 2020
Survival of the fittest and moreso be careful.

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Crime / Re: Mentally Challenged Man Stabs A Lady In Benin (Photo, Video) by mykymyk101: 12:14pm On Mar 04, 2020
No case, next time she see a mad person...na japa go be her anthem.

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Crime / Re: Mentally Challenged Man Stabs A Lady In Benin (Photo, Video) by mykymyk101: 12:13pm On Mar 04, 2020
No case, next time she see a mad person...na japa go be her anthem.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: US Confirms First Death, More Cases Likely by mykymyk101: 6:58am On Mar 01, 2020
Ogegeodey:
This one science is failing man, what shall man resort to?

Herbs

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Health / Re: U.S Is Not Prepared For Coronavirus - Health Worker, Maureen Dugan by mykymyk101: 11:37pm On Feb 28, 2020
This is a big lie, infact the woman na lie mohammed wife. Since US evacuated his citizen have you ever heard any case of death?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korean Official Suspected Of Having Coronavirus Shot Dead by mykymyk101: 4:05pm On Feb 28, 2020
Very good!
Sports / Re: Ighalo Scores His First Manchester United Goal To Help Them Reach UEL Last 16 by mykymyk101: 7:32am On Feb 28, 2020
He will still do more. Nobody can stop the vision of a determine soul.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Scores On His 1,000th Game, Equals Serie A Consecutive Scoring Record by mykymyk101: 7:42am On Feb 23, 2020
Ronaldo remains the best.
Health / Re: Help: I Have premature ejaculation. by mykymyk101: 12:14pm On Feb 19, 2020
Sorry boss, chew bitter kola atleast 4daily, eat cucumber maybe twice in a week and stop alcohol for now.
Also always add bitterleaf to your vegetable or egusi soup. Try this for a month or 3weeks, then invite your gf for kerewa.

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