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Foreign Affairs / Re: British Army Lifts Ban On Soldiers Growing Beards by mykymyk101: 6:11pm On Mar 29
All former British colonies to replicate this soon.

Nigerian Army dey keep beards whenever they are in North or a special mission. It is a common practice for special forces. Infact it is mandatory for a special force to keep beards, this will enable them to blend in different culture and look unrecognised.

God bless and Keep The Nigerian Army.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: British Army Lifts Ban On Soldiers Growing Beards by mykymyk101: 6:09pm On Mar 29
For security reasons
Food / Re: See The Food I Bought For ₦2,800 by mykymyk101: 6:37pm On Feb 28
For what now? Even Cravings and more no dey expensive as this.

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Romance / Re: “Sabby, You Are The Reason For My Death” – Man Ends It All Over His Wife by mykymyk101: 9:19am On Dec 17, 2023
Hopeless man. No time is too late to make a change even if you make mistakes.
Romance / Re: How I Suddenly Found Myself Under Oshodi Bridge After 21 Years In America by mykymyk101: 3:22am On Nov 22, 2023
Dem don hack hin control panel.
Sports / Re: Sheikh Jassim Withdraws Bid To Buy Manchester United. by mykymyk101: 10:17pm On Oct 14, 2023
Royal club

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Crime / Re: Teleportation Is An Economic Crime by mykymyk101: 7:17am On Jul 26, 2023
Teleportation will only happen if we understand the true meaning and motive behind creation and the entire universe.

These are the practices of what we call Angel(s) or Alien(s). They can communicate with you telepathically and also they have the ability to teleport.

I think there is a device for these "terms", else we would have had tonnes of them (Angels) on our space.
Sports / Re: Saudi Pro League Picks Emenalo As First Director Of Football by mykymyk101: 6:59pm On Jul 13, 2023
I dedicate this FTC to Obi

Mandate thief.
Crime / Re: Thief Who Ran Away With A 55M Car Has Been Arrested by mykymyk101: 6:01am On Jul 05, 2023
Fast lane, Fast Car, Fast Life.= Untimely death.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by mykymyk101: 5:33pm On Jul 01, 2023
Health / Re: Pls Help Very Urgent. by mykymyk101: 3:56am On Jun 29, 2023
I think it's normal. My wife didn't poo for almost 4 weeks when she gave birth 2 years ago. When I went to complain, the doctor said it's normal that It shouldn't bother me, but the day the poo finally came, I left our room to sleep in my kids' room because i couldn't stand the smell.
Crime / Re: How Men Of The Anti Cultism Police Squad In Calabar Manhandled Me(photo) by mykymyk101: 8:00am On Jun 24, 2023
Stop going out at night

Is 10 or 11pm too late to go out? Abi you think say na you wey no get motor?
Crime / Re: Just In: Oyo State Police Invites Content Creator Trinity. by mykymyk101: 4:44pm On Jun 22, 2023
The sad thing about this guy is, he keep(s) chasing them even when he knows they are afraid, especially the elderly ones.

Fake ass prank!

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Politics / Re: Aregbesola Blames Devil For Rift With Oyetola, Seeks Forgiveness. by mykymyk101: 8:23pm On Jun 07, 2023
Wetin be devil gain from una matter, Nothing. But still una no go let devil rest, most especially on Sunday(s).


Crime / Re: FBI, Ghana Orders Dealerships To Return 95 Luxury Cars Stolen From US, Canada by mykymyk101: 10:20pm On May 19, 2023
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No be 9ja bro.. na GHANA LOUD ....

Ppl don synchronize 9ja for disgrace crime abroad grin haba

I'm talking to Africans in general.
Crime / Re: FBI, Ghana Orders Dealerships To Return 95 Luxury Cars Stolen From US, Canada by mykymyk101: 8:04pm On May 19, 2023
They keep spoiling our name. If you go anywhere for abroad and your pali never complete. Before you get help, na June 12.
Romance / Re: She Gives Her B��b To Me At Work by mykymyk101: 9:48pm On May 16, 2023
Dey suck off your career, u don forget how many times you don comment on nairaland say, you need job. God give you small job, you don dey misuse your little chance.

Original Suffer Head.

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Crime / Re: White House confirms Attack In Anambra: No US Citizens Were Involved Or Hurt by mykymyk101: 9:40pm On May 16, 2023
I dont understand whats happening in SE even as dem get governor. Well una grade/update don come up for the terrorist list.

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Phones / Re: NCC Renews MTN’s 3G Licence For Another 15 Years At ₦‎58.6 Billion by mykymyk101: 10:22am On May 09, 2023
Bad deal for NCC, how can you renew someone's license for 15 years straight, without considering how the economy will be in 15 years?
Romance / Re: I'm Coughing Blood, Nairaland Help Me!!!! by mykymyk101: 12:05pm On May 08, 2023
This is the result you'll get, when you think you can just live this life anyhow.

Kon-ti-new grin

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Sports / Re: Nigerians Drag Seria A For Sharing This Poster by mykymyk101: 6:21pm On May 06, 2023
Thats why we need to rebuild this country, so that we will be respected throughout the world.


Crime / Re: Man Caught On Tape Producing Fake New Naira Notes That Can Pass For Real Ones by mykymyk101: 11:18pm On May 04, 2023
Village people don locate this one. He don finally book himself for prison.

You are making copies of fake naira notes and still dey record am, No be Juju be that?


Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by mykymyk101: 6:18pm On May 04, 2023
Tomorrow de go say nobody like Nigerians for abroad. Are these the generation that wants to lead Nigeria?

70% of our youths are fraudsters, 30% of the old one's are criminal.

We need to purge this system.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrests & Parade 6 Policemen Who Assaulted Two Students In Owerri (Photos by mykymyk101: 11:06am On Apr 26, 2023
Some may think they are on handcuffs.

Na just disguise, their normal way.
Crime / Re: What Your Experience Smoking Weed(loud) by mykymyk101: 9:57pm On Apr 24, 2023
OP that thing don show man pikin shege oo. After taking it 4 the first time i was gallant nd active but immediately i got home na so i begin see my dad like my kidbro.
Na so i begin order my dad around thinking it's my bro, the way i carry the order am around enh even if na house boy self at least u go pitty am.
After i come get myself na 4 village i discover say i de oo. Dad said he can not have two house owners under thesame roof oo.
So anything loud abeg count me out.

If you die no need for doctor to do autopsy, na lie kill you.


Romance / Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by mykymyk101: 11:01am On Apr 18, 2023
Fake husband wey no get joy, dey compare your wife to a fat cow. Small time you go begin dey chook pr**k up and down before you fail to realise say na wetin u order, na him u get.

Fat Mother= Fat Daughter


Crime / Re: Bear Captured In Italy After Killing Alpine Jogger Andrea Papi by mykymyk101: 10:12am On Apr 18, 2023
Na God say no be Nigeria this bear dey. For here, If no be jungle justice, na to take am do barbecue.


Family / Re: How Do I Get My Wife And Kid Back? I Really Love Her So Much by mykymyk101: 3:04pm On Apr 17, 2023
Let your wife go. Accepting her back will cause you more depression, as she will be totally out of control.
Focus on your new apprenticeship and develop yourself, and I'm very such this skill fetches money, and in the end you'll see who come begging, but don't accept her because she's no more yours!

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Romance / Re: Viral Video Of A Groom Performing "Tai Chi" At His Wedding Ceremony (pix/vid) by mykymyk101: 5:52pm On Apr 14, 2023
His performance is for his gym mates to honour their presence.

You play soccer but you can't play combat sport, you fight.

If you know you know.


Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriend Bugged My Phone And Framed Me Up! by mykymyk101: 9:39am On Apr 12, 2023
Nigerian James Bond Version; No wonder all your plan worked.

Thank you for making our day, as we no get TV.


Crime / Re: How To Retrieve Ur Money After A Wrong Transfer Or Money Is Taken Out Of Ur Acc by mykymyk101: 7:38pm On Apr 06, 2023
Good work.

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