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The usual: Sex does everything these days. Very soon sexy will be purported to be the new all disease cure(wonder) medicine. Same was popularized for masturbation by the same medical experts to be helpful in improving the quality of health enumerated with a lot medical bullshit and as usual expecting the Goyim to swallow it like a côck-starving deep-throaating professional biaaatch! kolewerk. For those who engage in masturbation are known for the opposite which in summary has proven to be an energy heavily draining act. Sex is the estranged but reconnected wife on the grounds of Family Peacemaker in the person of KONGI, while masturbation is an erotic female househelp hellbent on spoiling the man. To this comparison and other yarnings weh I do yarn, I hereby conclude that regular morning sex is equal to frequent masturbation. If you understand, you sabi.

If you no like yourself, na me go like you? This is ridiculous. Abeg do the needful.Overpopulation don cause overstupidity for this world dioooh. Kuku end your life like BokoHaram insurgents as una dey very similar: dem no like themselves too! Bomb yourself! e no consign me.

Even with your naked undoubting evidence, a deceptive diabolic woman can still turn the situation against you. Don't ask me how. Don't even sweat to think it ain't possible. Delete the implicating recording ASAP, as you stand to achieve nothing putting couples at loggerheads. It could be you tomorrow making out misguided outbursts about your wife to a flippant-tongued friend in her absence, which are things you cannot bring yourself to say in her presence because it could spell doom for your marriage, peradventure he spills the bean to your wife without your knowledge, how would you feel? Observe the golden rule brO!

Man must WACK!
Probably his own "master" way of demonstrating obeisance to the gods of sports. He is a sexually creative man. There is the likelihood of unusual discovery in every weird conscious act ~. BELIEVE THAT!

Drifting..... Nothing irritates a humble, sensible, family-oriented love-believing, monogamously converted, patient and faithful man in this age and time like a grandiloquent, saucy, materialistic, feminazistic, flirtatious, gossip-hearty, un-contented, unsubmissive, unsupportive, headstrong woman! It's very upsetting. Advancement in civilisation is becoming a curse than a blessing regarding marriages of our time. The thought of marrying is fast becoming a dreaded thought than what it use to be before; bundled with joy unveiled with remarkable gladness. Marriage to a large extent has been successfully RUBBISHED!

Fuckingmallam45:
not true am using left hand, so wat r u going to say abt me?

That fellow was typing tosh; I actually used both hands to type. Oversabi no good.

Olorun majek fashek! I ain't taking a gully eroded pvssy home.

This is how they allow their pvssy to be severely educated by Randy guys and later run into churches looking for God-fearing man like me, Olorun maje! A Virgin cannot be equated to a LovePeddler or a woman with sex experience.

Virgin over hoes!
#Istandwithvirgins.

Women are gentle perverts: observing stylishly and seductively with their pervading eyes the blÖÖda with athletic body; imagining in their depraved and richly sinful mind how it would feel like: "this monster's body gliding side by side with mine, caressing my soft and feeble sexy skin(with his rocky bruttal frames), before slamming in his senior division dick in my drenched Hot clamouring pvssy, racing hard and fast! Oh fvvck! This nigga gonna surely make me cum in one beat! All these going through her mind, immediately the bobo looks in her direction she turns her face to the nearby post office as if nothing happened.

Which kain mouth pose be disiieee? for the last picture. hmm. Your mama go sabi use her mouth well well. Women are bad shaaa....right from time. Maami come and suck me now!!!!

Friends a.k.a disguised backstabbers are not worth it after all.I'm sure if you were not his friend, maybe a casual acquaintance who happens to know this stuff about him, you wouldn't have come here to rant about his sexual preference like a mad cöck desperately in need of mating.

JimaeChinko:
The thing I have noticed about Powerful people is they controversial. They attract attention so while the rest of you puppets keep at discussing them. They keep consolidating on the future doing what most others are scared to do.

I see lessons only here.

Observer!

In my opinion, you are taking it way too much. You asked for it the moment you shared him pictures of your boobs. You should have even considered it a compliment. Him calling you "Juicy Tit" meant he found you attractive and he is attracted to you, and you are unadmittedly on the way of helping him fulfill the end goal of that attraction(likely mutual), which is to give you the fvvcking experience you have been craving for. From your story, it's crystal clear you like this guy.. why not make it official to him.. or give her the vibes that it won't be bad idea if you start dating/fvcking.But if your intention is out of this equation, and you still wanna maintain your virginity status; perhaps you are scared of catching feelings you might not be able to have control of if this friendship lingers, then you cut off from him.But that boy would make a good first love though. He seems to be good natured. "You two have got your like terms". Won't be a bad idea if you "factorize" with him though.

So a man cannot innocently and safely appreciate his fellow man in the spirit of brotherliness, without attracting emotional assaults on this forum. Chei. Nairaland is a sick place. In short my eyes have seen my ears.

Ifeanyi Orakwe, the huge man with the huge voice as he calls himself, this skinny? certainly not. I listen to his shows on FanZone together with JJ agada... via online radio.His baritone voice is just good. Congrats! Always on point having him Talk Sports in the afternoon on weekdays.

taylor89:
Hoe Lord




What kind of government is this bikonu




I hope Buhari has not forgotten my retired uncles gratuity



What kind of nonsense dead brain president is this

Hoe Lord? seriously? You will soon be banned by the Almighty Mod from above. Continue. If you are a Christian, then I will have to say it's people like you that are making other descendants of belial to disrespect the Christian Faith. But if you aren't, then it's very obvious whatever religion you belief in is a very useless one since its doesn't accommodate others. Any true Christian that supported this comment of yours is doomed as well as you. Can you imagine! Blasphemy! You disgust me! Spits on his sinful existence.

predmine20:
You nailed it man,what a wit and dexterity your humble self put into force in order to expatiate your point for our collective comphrension.

Thank you for your very kind words. I appreciate your acknowledgement - also, your generosity with words to me.

I see the double standards but am gonna turn a blind eye to that, in that a man's inadequacies is magnified more than that of a woman just to prove the fact that he's a man. That said, I think there is a case of intentional ignorance lurking from home to home, insistent upon the unfounded fact that an educated man is defined by the possession of a university degree and a man who maintains grammatical accuracy, orally and textwisely. This ignorance that breeds and thrives upon educational assumptions ought to be thrashed out violently by the fierceness of sheer enlightenment. Education basically, is the rigorous process of acquiring knowledge.However, Knowledge cuts across various facets of life and cannot be limited to what you get in universities or tertiary institutions. I don't want to say more than this but it is important that I let you know Woman, that under the microscope of true knowledge your husband might possess experiencial education more than you; which even counts more than the pile upon pile of thrash they call theory you were exposed to in school.Just to add, Henry Ford never had a university degree but every one is benefiting from his invention till date.This has to be the most shortsighted reason why you shouldn't continue with your man.

Na only for nairaland I know say to bleep toto be Achievement. With the dead economy and the calamitous hardship in Nigeria, toto Don yakpaa pass Pure Water Nylon. Na only for nairaland dem dey repack & rebrand am put am label, otherwise for outside na Agege Bread. Broke boys dey chop toto pass. Make I remind you say toto na toto as far as say e still get clip.Rich man pikin ooh, poor man pikin ooh, no discrimination.

My List of WWE legends:
Stone Cold, Andr The Giant, Triple H, John Cena, the golden boy, The Hitman, Shawn Michaels, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, The Undertaker, Macho Man Randy Savage, Ultimate warrior, Ric Flair, Kane, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, Randy Orton, The Dudley Boiz and Mark Henry. Wrestlers with pedigree
For women: Trish Stratus, Fabulous Moolah, Lita, Mickie James, Bull Nakano, Chyna, Mae Young, Alundra Blayze.These women were Tigresses in their times.

obonujoker:
What about the Miz and Alberto del Rio....

Those ones are new generation with average pedigree.
Mhiz wouldn't have amounted to much if not for his praise singers and his beautiful wife in the corner that puts in some brilliant effort here and there to ensure he secures victories.
Nothing prolific about Alberto Del Rio and has been missing in action for awhile.

And Fabulous Moolah could not even make the list, sigh. This one just opened Google, searched a few WWE names and labelled them his all time legends, definitely not the real WWE G. O. A.ts. I'm disappointed.

For failing to recognize Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16, and then greats like The showStopper, Shawn Michaels and some others, I am content to say that the Op is a dunce in the world of wrestling. Without Stone Cold, Vince McMahon won't have made wrestling what it was and what it is today. I see some ignorant folks spewing thrash about the authenticity of wrestling events, and all I do is nod in disbelief.Wrestling to the lay man is fifty percent entertainment, fifty percent pain or reality, it isn't totally fake. What you know nothing about keep shut. The face I make when some creepy crawlies say that wrestling ain't real, below:

Little discovery laced with too much ramblings.Brevity is the soul of wit. Secrets shared shouldn't be written excessively elaborately otherwise it looses it's savour. The elders never spoke or wrote with too many words. Volume doesn't depict "versatility".

Ike Nsi! Tuehh!!

Glancing at those pictures, Ronda Rousey came to mind. Hope it won't be what am thinking. Wishing you safe and a violence free marriage. Your wife fit dey handle you sha. All the same, HML.

After Autocorrect, next will be Autosuggest what you want to type, and they will rob us of all our cognitivity, individuality and reasoning faculty.. leading to the zombiefication of humans. Lucifer is the smartest biaaachi. Technology my brute as$!

Girls need to start becoming considerate in donating their pvssy to be fvvcked. This will solve 50% of life problems. It is common sense that sexually unsatisfied humans are more prone to intolerant tendencies than sexually satisfied humans. When conji is diffused, calmness, maturity and civility are enthroned.