₦airaland Forum

Such a sad story

So technically the senate wants to make a law that will allow government get into our bank accounts and take our money,,,,,,,,,
Na Thunder go fire the senator wey move dis motion,,,,,,,,,everything wey dah senator Don work for go catch fire and perish this year,,,the same applies to every other senator or government person in support of this evil plot to rob innocent citizens and back it with a law

veekid:
The question should be which of these pastors is Shan George sleeping with?



Wait; Stephaniyabo means what?

This goat called Freeze , why do they call him daddy.
Dude doesnt have what it takes to be a daddy.He couldn't keep a wife even

thunda1:
end time wives everywhere

Ah taya oo, they must copy copy every madness from the West.
Pessin pregnant,then the next thing na to naked snap pinshure dey put for social media .
Now na to dey call husband wey phock am well well so she get belle,na to dey call am sperm donor,she's na so dem dey take donate sperm for mumunistan
Tufiakwa

WorldRichest:
How market Mama Piss ass lickers association?

Now, you that did not eat last night, because they was no food at home. Also, this morning there is no hope of breakfast for you. Yet, imPatience Mama Piss' drivers, gatemen and garderners have several millions in their account which is kept for Mama Piss. Yet, you will run here in few seconds time to support looters both in PDP and APC. You are fighting for corrupt leaders while your stomach is empty? Mama Piss has over $20 million in two accounts and you say it is her hard earned money. Your father and mother have been working for over 30 years now, why have they not saved one million dollars since Mama Piss could save $20 million in few years? Now use your head, don't you think your village people are have sacrificed your brain to their evil gods?

You that is papa dullard prick lickers association how does the woman not being allowed to withdraw from her account help your unfortunate situation ? So nothing in your tiny brain told you that apart from this $5.9 million that the former first lady probably has some more money invested elsewhere and will never fall to your level ??
Nothing gave you that hint at all ??

Pure waste of time.The monies will be refunded to the owners and if care is not taken, the referees blowing whistle upandan may end up in jail.
No be yeye EFCC with their zero brain when it comes to packaging a water tight case ??

Well , based on logistics the dullard will be booted out of Aso Rock come 2019

younghartz:
it has ended..... I won't hear abt this fvckin bbn for a while......

Ahhhhhh abi o

DrGoodman:
It should be the other way round, the governors don't need a tyrant who must rule by force and insist on an unpopular mandate just because he is sent from the other party to destroy PDP.

Sheriff, PDP has rejected you.

. Exactly

smartty68:
And them put am for FP

Why dem no go put am for FP ?? Abi you kill any snake
As the mods no see any snake story nko

Last last Erhiatake don marry !!!!!!
So happy for her.Black beauty
Happy married life to the new couple.
Luckily views of brainless blockheads like the penultimate one above don't count

dlondonbadboy:
Who una say make I believe now?
People go just dey lie anyhow..

Lying is now normal in this Buharis administration!

Tufiakwa!

You see how Buharis lies is affecting the citizens. Husband and wife cannot make uptheir mind on what the wahala is...Eerybody competing with bubu on who lies most.

Na God go punish Buhari for all his lies and deceit

MadeInTokyo:


Edo we no dey carry last, even our Babes

What is this one celebrating
Which tribe or village in Edo state do people bear Ochuko
You no sabi Delta names abi
That said, just give this case one more hearing and the judge will get sick and tired of EFCCs lack of competence and diligent prosecution,the case will be struck out

This airhead called cosi Orjiakor has got to be the dumbest biitch in Nigeria.
Is it Pastor Ibiyeomie that is keeping the old hag Kemi

Oh now I remember the Adewale Aeroland.Quite a passionate fellow.
He may have his suspicions, but I think his allegations a in response to whatever previous allegations he said were made against him
Hold on, did he just endorse Modu Sherrif
SMH ,little wonder he has been on an extended period of political drought marked with failures at every political attempt
Real is there PDP in Lagos presently

What is this one saying ?

And we will think they're joking
Why would they,when the dullard has stoked so many fires against the legislative arm .?
Two elephants fought, the grass will suffer it

Dongreat:
I won't be shocked if you are either the queen of buffoonery or the duchess of idiocy. You are the only senile being that could pull this off; turning a sympathetic situation to a comedy show in support of h*es and urchins that if he/she eventually win, not one penny will be given to you or your family.
A brother, father, uncle, guardian and a great human is dead and all you can do is type those rubbish. Well, hopefully you will text "hurray" to 32052 when someone important to you fall.
RIP sir, and my sincere condolences to the family. May this unfortunate situation give you strength.

Don't mind the dumb nincompoop
I grew up watching so many soap operas and other programmes on NTA network produced by this man.
R.I.P to the dead and the family should take solace in the knowledge that their patriarch lived a fulfilled life

phreakabit:
Where are all those IT security experts, RED teams and Pen-testers hired by the banks?
All those quacks we see on TV wearing expensive suits, with legs crossed speaking IT lingo and using technical jargon.
Bunch of fucking quacks
Someones about to lose their job. LMAO!

My thoughts exactly
The banks should pay premium money for top notch software and anti hacking protocols

Fourwinds:
hmmmmmm...u mean na David Mark na e dey brush d Camel Toe.? tokoyaka

YOU NAILED IT
I think say na only me know

Well done Amaju.
This is how to rally round your players and keep them focused

calabaman:
"Corporal Ibrahim seized her iPhone 7"

Please how can anyone buy an iPhone 7 and still be using BUS?..

When that 500k + can buy her a Nigerian used baby boy

OR

land in ikorodu

OR

Investment..

Maybe she got it thru illicit means and is probably a prostitute as Corporal Ibrahim mentioned..nonetheless I abhor and detest molestation, shame on him.

You made sense all round.
Objective

Those students wey no get joy
I'm sure the snake ended up in their pot of soup wey no first get meat.
Well sorry snake, na Lala cause am

Stevebamdex:
I do think people are actually killing snakes just to make nairaland fp.

I agree with you jare

CROWNWEALTH019:
GOD BLESS IBORI


enemies of NIGER DELTA would soon come and spew thrash on this thread...

Don't blame those that speak against Ibori here on nairaland, it's all due to ignorance
We Deltans and even people from neighboring states know that irrespective of all the allegations of financial malfeasance against Ibori that culminated in his being jailed, his performance in government was never matched by Uduaghan in his eight wasted years and from the look of things,even this new governor Okowa we all thought would do better might even prove to be worse than Uduaghan,so Deltans and Niger Deltans can be excused if and when they have fond memories of Ibori as it was during his tenure they actually witnessed real simultaneous development in all parts of the state and the state was more united under him

Ralphlauren:
Aiyegbeni is over 40 years old.

Dude, stop wasting your time.

Retire from professional football. It is long, long overdue.

Stop being greedy. You are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy past your prime.

see him here embarassing himself last month whilst playing for coventry

Here's Yakubu literally not doing anything for 2:20 minutes whilst playing for coventry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bshuhz1s5EU

And the annoying and funny part of the clip is that he kept wiping off sweat from his face.Pray tell,where did the sweat come from The small boys wey dey run round the field dey do all the work never sweat, na the papa lowlow wey dey stroll round dey form sweat.
He is beyond greedy, he is just shameless

Serves her right

Bubblewitch:
I know one day I will kill someone and that someone wud b my younger brother, I hate him so much that I pray nothing good comes to his life.

Young man,your younger brother is not the source of your problem.With this your mindset,you are obviously a problem to yourself.Better go outside and take a breadth of fresh air to cleanse your mind.Then come lemme have a panel beater straighten your mind,cos it's twisted

@ OP
Why do you worry yourself about the fate of the goats and mugus that are greedy and stupid enough to fall for and take part in any ponzi scheme.
Whatever befalls any and everyone of them,they deserve it.Why do you care and allow some numbskulls come at you

Madness, who increases rates from 300k to 1 million
They better scale it down to a more reasonable amount