₦airaland Forum

Acidosis:
Same with Olamide et al... They all pay loyalty to Ambode, Ogun state Governor and co.


Don Jazzy is in a better position to protest than the likes of Olamide who spent most of his days campaigning for APC. These thugs camouflaging as artistes are as dull as the present Nigerian leaders.

None of these present day yeyebrities is anywhere close to the likes of Fela. Their survival rest in the hands of these same demonic politicians.
Just give them crumbs, they will sing for you.

Nothing irritates me more than to hear that "na father figure the governor e be to me blah blah

HungerBAD:
Some people will not like this.

But hey,the man says he wants more rest days which he is constitutionally entitled to.

I also know some children of hate,will come on this thread to say President Buhari is dead. For those wishing him dead,back to sender as nobody is dying this year.

Anybody wishing President Buhari any kind of ill luck HOLY GHOST FIRE.

I see Buhari's recession has greatly ravaged your brain and robbed you of the capacity to reason well.
Do you realize that Buhari,being the president of Nigeria has ceased to be a private citizen In civilized societies where the leaders are not hypocritical like Buhari and where the aides of the president are honest, when the president is sick,they tell the whole nation and her citizens whatever is wrong with their president.I ask you @Hungerbad and other zombies like you "what exactly is the sickness plaguing our president Mohamadu Buhari ??
You see, even a zombie like you does not know.
So stop dodging the real issue of what is plaguing Buhari,stop looking for imaginary persons you say are wishing him dead as if it was someone that wished him to become sick.He is not super human,he is a mere mortal like every other Nigerian,it's only zombies like you and deceptive hypocrites like the president and his handlers that fail to realize this hence they keep shrouding his health condition in unecessary secrecy

Vision4God:
Fayose d man wt so much guts

Yes the nightmare of APC and the Booaric dullard from Daura.
Great Ayodele Oshokomole Fayose,the man wh kpokpoed the dullard relentlessly so much so that the dullard first nearly became deaf and now he has fled the country.

Fayose is too much

merit455:
Imagine this ugly thing....so its PDP protests, seriously, God will will purnish u.....may ur children life be like Nigeria current economy,ashawo

Na the worms wey dey her rotten toto dey worry her

Pure murder
Those Twitter respondents have no chill at all.They effing slaughtered the expired and hateful blackface

nlsmd:
Overlords Zombies that helped deceived their blind followers

Lots of them like the Sahara Reporter Publisher (Sowore] are regretting their actions while others have been bold enough to apologise.

Even the likes of Omojuwa, Ayourb, Jag_bros and others have all turned Wailers

What do you expect
Treachery and deceit is in their blood.They've sown the wind of deception,now let them reap the whirlwind of recession

What of "Thunder fire Booari rally "

auntysimbiat:
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Damn.

Tbillz:
Apostle: I am finally here
DSS: Welcome sir, We call you make we fit talk, make e no be like say we dey fear u!!!
Apostle: Berra, How many days i go spend for here?
DSS: Ha, Oga few mins, because u talk say one day lodging na one year repair!

You're a clown

Why do people do that
I once attended a couples meeting where one wife stood up and started admonishing every couple present to be open to each other,narrating how one day she decided to clear our some junk from their house which included a certain carton full of old pieces of paper.She gathered everything and dumped them in the general trash can of their compound.Later in the evening when the husband came back home,he raised alarm that who removed the carton he kept atop their wardrobe,the wife then answered that she cleared it out along with other junk.She said she nearly fainted when the husband announced that he kept 200k in that carton.I ask "Who does that" ,well unfortunately for them,as they both dashed outside to check the dust bin,they did not see the particular carton anymore.

Emekaflatt:
Their blood will spill on this earth.. all of them with their loved ones

Joy will depart from their home so sayeth the Lord

God is not a liar.Buhari and everything around him,especially APC is full of lies so stop wasting your saliva.You need it to swallow your zombie ration

Na better Thunder go fire Oshi Omo Ole
Ugly dwarf devil
Irritating pigmy

yemaldo:
Pls how long is going to take

If everything is in place, not more than two months but if you don't have Governor's consent already, that process can take between 4 a6 months as there are some taxes you will sort out on behalf of your assignors ( those that sold the land to you) and other related matters.But once the Gov's consent assessment is given to you and you pay,you can go ahead and use the receipt of payment to process your building plan approval.
It is IMPORTANT for me to advice you to ensure you go pay your tax (personal assessment if you are not captured under PAYE)for required years and obtain treasury receipt OTHERWISE if you go to process your Gov's consent or go to physical planning without proof of tax payment,they'll raise an assessment for you that is usually way way higher than what you would have paid voluntarily by PA
For any further gist 08063678864 is my number

@ OP
I assume you want to construct a building with more than 1 floor,hence the need for approval

So here's what you need ,

1) 5 copies of architectural drawing
2) 5 copies of structural drawing
With calculation sheets and signed and sealed letter of supervision from a COREN registered engineer
3) Title document/ proof of ownership (CTC of Governors consent)
4) Copy of sun print of survey plan
5) Evidence of tax payment for at least the two preceding years
5) Tenement rate / sworn affidavit
6) Current special levy development receipt
8 ) 2 passport photographs of yourself ( the developer)

Buhari is the embodiment of everything evil ,may God deliver Nigeria and Nigerians from Buhari

TonyeBarcanista:
Idiot Apostate!

Just like Pa Oyedepo, Mr Suleiman is now ashamed of his own words, trying to twist it. Nonsense.

@Those cowards fanning the embers of war, I dare you all to go after any Nigerian in the name of obeying your god of men and see the response from the security agents.


Apostate Suleiman must be arrested along with all inciting clerics

Whats this nauseating gibberish
Please calm down and let the drug you took wear off first,then come back and say something sensible when you're sober

Gambia this Gambia that, to think that this is a country of just about 2 million people,dem no even plenty reach Ikeja population alone,na him dem no wan let pessin rest ? Ah ah haba
If I hear Gam..... again eh

SmartMugu:
Nonsense. How many bags does he need to convey the $11m he stole? In $100 bills, all will fit into just one bag. Was anyone authorized to search his bags? So, what's all this about 'its impossible in public glare' like Gambian's eyes flash x-rays to see the contents of Jammeh's bags? Was the oversized garment he always wears even patted down by anyone?

If this statement came from a Gambian, I guess Gambians don't know the game like Nigerians. Smart Nigerians can hide $30m in their back pockets alone, no bags needed or garments needed. Some starter ones can even fit Jammeh's $11m in a matchbox. So, what's impossible there is highly possible elsewhere.

Guy,your head dey there

browniex:
They was a very pretty girl in my street,she had the most seductive shape,and she was always ready to surrender to me,well the only thing that prevented me from opening my mouth to just say the word,was her white garment,as big and flowing as that white garment is,her sumptuous shape will always pop out.and her family was deep into it.I just had to beat it.

That's exactly what I did 13 years ago ? Figured I had enough drama then and I didnt need to add spiritual fetish drama to the mix

Hmmm, hot PA ?
Why not go for a cold PA
Well aside from giving us uneccdessary nairaland headline news dah year,I no see who Tonto matta help with her kpoli

Admin401:
I see you've reached the second stage of Grief, ANGER.
Don't worry, very soon it will be BARGAINING
and then DEPRESSION.
Until you ACCEPT.

I have no sympathies for his kind

Ntoooor to him

Afam4eva:
If he likes he can join HIV. Nobody gives a fvck. He's irrelevant in Amechi, Awkunanaw anyways.

Ehhh yaaa
I saw the video of an emaciated and scrawny leeking Ken Nnamani and realised that serious owu and recession influenced the poor man's decision.

Hunger na badt thing, e dey reformat people brain.
Ken Nnamani please dont give up hope,you shall not die of hunger, all will be well

2tek:
FLEE ko, FLEE ni. MMM has come to stay, whatever HATERS have to say not withstanding. MMM is not a business, neither is it an investment. MMM is still paying people. CHUDDY didn't borrow money from any MMM particpants, so has no reason to flee. We the members understand the risks.

2TEK replies a nairalander --yinkard4me--

YINKARD4ME: The only reason i didnt do MMM is because no one was able to ansa d one logical question i asked all MMM participant i knew which is
that 30% profit everyone was getting, who is responsible for it?.
For example, i PH #1000, i'll be expecting GH of #1300 (30% profit of my money) from someone... The person will also be expecting a 30% profit of his money and so on and so on.... So where is d 30% coming from?

None of them was ready to knw, they forgot that they re all gonna return it in 100%

ANSWER:
The 30% come from
(1)TRAFFIC GENERATED FROM WEBSITE: Mark Zuckerberg is the 5th richest person in the world and one of the ways he gets his money is through traffic generated by facebook. MMM is more popular than facebook in Nigeria. MMM is currently in over 120 countries w

Bunkum
Facebook has 1.8 billion users the worldover and is present in all the countries of the world,even in the ones that banned it.
Some of us in Nigeria would not have heard of MMM if not for the CBN warning against participating in the ponzi scheme as well as the crash of the scam in December. Ssuch schemes are not circulated around me,so where did you get your warped figures from

Haaaa I would have loved to read where Fayose said those things which are very true anyway.
Donald Trump is an intelligent self-made billionaire who cannot stand the stupidity,idiocy,illiteracy,cluelessness,daftness of Boohharri, that's why he did not invite the certificate less dullardhino
So what are the irrelevant asswipes that call themselves Ekiti APC whining about ?

MrMcJay:
This serves America right.

America has an history of foisting useless leaders as heads of other countries. Now, they got served and they are making noise. A lying sexual predator as the President and a Stripper as the First Lady. First things first, Trump should make Russian the second official language of the US.

This is what we call "pressed down, shaken together and running over".

Why e dey pain you like this, this is the President God wants for America now Mr Holy pass.
God chooses the foolish things of the world to confound the wise.See how He chose Moses the stammerer, chose Rechab the harlot to hide the spies and eventually the birth of Jesus Christ can be traced to her family tree,what about the ruddy shepherd boy David,that his own father even overlooked ( even after he committed adultery and murder) God still called him the man after His heart.
Not to talk of a self-made billionaire like Trump.He will be a better president than Barry Barack for real,just watch out.
Quit being judgemental to no effect as AMERICANS have chosen their president and ALL outsiders ( which includes you and even outsiders like Wole Soyinka that were issued the green back to become "paper US citizens " should live with it

olaric:
May her past not hunt her.

Which past,Abeg hide

AfroSisi:
Iwobi carry good eyes go market

This babe wey her eye tear reach her ear
Alex nwa Iwobi , make sure say you no carry her go meet ya mama. Just enjoy her obvious experience in the carnal ways of the world

Boleyndynasty2:
Can't he rest in Nigeria? Whenever your president is sick y'all will start preaching about how he needs rest on the 7day. Nigeria hasn't gotten to whr it should be for him to start resting. And even if he must rest let him do it at home. My advice to him is to resign now or 2019 for his health sake, at his age he should be at home enjoying his pension and allowing his wife and kids take care of him.

The dullard is so addicted to free money and allure of federal office , he will rather die in office than listen to you

Deeypeey:
Nunu abi?....hahaha
They shud ve chosen that lady her "NUNU" traps men for 8mins.....na she be the real MVP; real NUNU AMBASSADOR
kikikikikiki

And dis wan no get big bresss