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Family › Re: If You Cook For Your Wife Heaven Will Not Fall!" Nigerian Lawyer Writes by Myself2(m): 10:01am On Mar 20, 2017
So is it when you don't cook for your wife that the heavens will fall huh
BTW no big deal about cooking for anybody,if you know how and if you feel like it
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Blasts Adeosun "A Polytechnic Graduate As Finance Minister" by Myself2(m): 5:09pm On Feb 19, 2017
Kyase:
Reno the valid idiot....
****
Reno backed his assertion with a fact we can see , to wit N516 = $1 , is it not happening huh
Politics › Re: Presidency: The North Is Unstoppable Till 2023 — Yerima by Myself2(m): 4:27pm On Feb 19, 2017
thesicilian:
As soon as Buhari is officially confirmed dead, the North is not smelling that Presidency again till 2039!
Extreme statements like the one credited to the OP which by the way speaks the mind of most unreasonable northerners give rise to extreme statements like this one I just quoted
Health › Re: What Portable(drinking)water Looks Like In A Microscope by Myself2(m): 5:50pm On Feb 18, 2017
LIES LIES LIES LIES
There is no microscope in my eye or mouth,,,so thank you
Politics › Re: IGP Idris Visits Wike: "You Disrespected Me By Withdrawing MY CSO" - Wike by Myself2(m): 1:53pm On Feb 17, 2017
balanceofterror1:
The President of NIGER DELTA have spoken.
Has
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Responds To Klint Da Drunk Who Gave Him N5000 (Video) by Myself2(m): 12:54pm On Feb 17, 2017
Jelal0007:
High five 4 ur stupidity.
Your father
Your mother
And your entire generation

Thunder fire all of una.

What value has the deaf and incapacitated Bubu brought to federal governance since he was sworn in.What development has the country known.Must everyone be an ass-licking zombie like you ?
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Responds To Klint Da Drunk Who Gave Him N5000 (Video) by Myself2(m): 12:05pm On Feb 17, 2017
spartan117:
Osinbanjo my main man! I'm beginning to like dis guy more and more.pmb should pls extend his vacation till 2019
Better still, let Buhari just make way for Osinbajo, he will do better than the ignorant Bubu
Agriculture › Re: Cost Implication For The Cultivativation Of 1 Hectare Of Cassava Production. by Myself2(m): 6:08pm On Feb 16, 2017
Cassava
Cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Barcelona : UCL (4 - 0) On 14th February 2016 by Myself2(m): 8:05am On Feb 15, 2017
NevetsIbot:
chei. Why evils.huh? Wetin Barcelona do una too?
Guy, so you know that wack song " why evils why evil why evil,why why why ? grin grin grin grin
Phones › Re: When Last Did You Send A Text Message After Series Of Calls That Was Not Taken by Myself2(m): 8:03am On Feb 15, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin
Wow with the kind of responses Im seeing here, it's obvious this issue is a big problem hated by many.
Thanks OP for bringing the topic
Phones › Re: When Last Did You Send A Text Message After Series Of Calls That Was Not Taken by Myself2(m): 7:49am On Feb 15, 2017
uscofield:
Sometimes, I wonder where we are heading to in this country. You call someone seventeen times and he/she does not take your calls, what is wrong in sending a text to the person? I wonder what we use our bonus text messages for.
Let me ask:
When last did you send someone a message after series of unsuccessful calls?
What is the use of text messages in your phone?

Don't forget:
The receiver may be in a meeting and can't take calls
The receiver may be in a place that prohibits the use of cell phones.
He/She may not be in the mood to receive calls
He/she maybe sleeping.
Organizations use text messages to invite you for tests or interviews
Your service provider use text messages to inform you of an improvement in their products and services

Let's learn to use text messages today.
#USETEXTMESSAGESTODAY



Seun, Lalasticala, other Mods, when last did you use text messages as a means of communication?
You just spoke for me.The most annoying bthing is that when those irritants call you much later or the following day,instaed of going straight to the point,they will first bore you with shameless unintelligent lines like this " I called you seventeen times yesterday and you did not pick my call " angry angry angry Thats when I go grrrrrrrrrrr, is that why you called me now ?? ok Ive heard,bye .Then I press the red button
Jeeeez
Science/Technology › Re: Photos Of Dolphin Caught In Brass, Bayelsa State by Myself2(m): 3:30pm On Feb 13, 2017
jerryunit48:
Oh No ! If only you know the worth of this intelligent creature you would have let it go
Go where huh
Worth to who huh

You wey sabi the worth,you for go buy am from the fishermen,then let it go yourself
Politics › Re: Whistle-blower: FG Recovers Another $151m, N8b Looted Funds by Myself2(m): 4:42pm On Feb 12, 2017
temitemi1:
just wondering what happened to the monies recovered so far cool
Buhari is using it to treat his blocked ear in the UK

Oh dammit,who do they think they're fooling ?? They re-looting the whole sh!t
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Myself2(m): 4:38pm On Feb 12, 2017
Guru9ja:
I hope Swansea will perform better next week to drop chelshit point again.grin
They will.
Sekem in advance grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Myself2(m): 4:37pm On Feb 12, 2017
mukina2:
WHAT A gooooaaal!!!!! cool

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


SEKEM SEKEM


BRADY

grin grin grin grin


https://i.imgur.com//S4zCs.gif
Sekem sekem sekem sekem
Kudos to Burnley.They deserve the point
Politics › Re: Buhari Sacks Army Bodyguards From Aso Rock by Myself2(m): 4:36am On Feb 10, 2017
The inner cabal of Buhari is trying to forestall a coup,I sense
Business › Re: Ayiri Emami Chills In His Mansion After The Day's Work. Photos by Myself2(m): 4:25am On Feb 10, 2017
Someone appears to be relaxing in a narrow sitting room and boom, the OP says it's a mansion.Pray tell OP is this how a mansion looks in your village huh Or what specific features can you point to in the pictures you posted that made you say it's a mansion.
I really get pissed off with almost any news item about this Ayiri of a guy on nairaland, " all you hear is Warri billionaire Ayiri eats eba in his sisters house or Warri billionaire Ayiri wearing boxers at home" much as I don't want to delve into the fact that he is not close to the top 5 richest guys in Warri,I would only ask our moderators to stop insulting our sensibilities by posting this kind of trashy story on the front page.It's very hollow, unserious and not news worthy,it just looks as if the guy is paying some people to give him media mention and since there is nothing serious to write about him,they keep writing and posting rubbish on the homepage of nairaland
Politics › Re: Rivers Assembly Condemns JTF Burning Of Illegal Refineries by Myself2(m): 6:26pm On Feb 09, 2017
North213:
Kaduna call
Until then ..........
Politics › Re: Rivers Assembly Condemns JTF Burning Of Illegal Refineries by Myself2(m): 6:25pm On Feb 09, 2017
kITATITA:
Have you condemned oil theft and installation of those illegal refineries? Do you mean that such activity doesn't harm the environment and doesn't lead to black soot?
She has condemned the one she wants to condemn,you go ahead and condemn the one you too wish to kwandem
Politics › Re: 9ja Man Claims His Brother Working In London Hospital Says Buhari Is In Coma... by Myself2(m): 5:32pm On Feb 09, 2017
Impeach Buhari NOW
Politics › Re: 2019: PDP, Seven Other Parties Discuss Alliance by Myself2(m): 5:28pm On Feb 09, 2017
madridguy:
PDP IS DEAD AND BURIED. NEVER AGAIN WILL THE SATANIC PARTY RULE US AGAIN.
From what we have seen in the past two years PDP IS ACTUALLY THE PARTY OF SAINTS AND HONEST PEOPLE WHO NEVER TOLD ANYBODY THEY WERE SAINTS AND THINGS WORKED DURING THEIR TIME

APC IS THE SATANIC PARTY
Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Ngige & Kachikwu Addressing Protesting NLC & TUC Members Today (Photos by Myself2(m): 5:25pm On Feb 09, 2017
Originality007:
grin grin grin see as all dem dey smile, this is not Protest, all i can see here is Visitation
Exactly
Where is the protest huh
Politics › Re: Nigerians React To New Photos Of Buhari In London With Tinubu And Akande by Myself2(m): 5:24pm On Feb 09, 2017
So it's more important for theses satanists around the president to keep him in office AT ALL COSTS even the cost of his frail health,than to advise him to resign and let Nigeria maybe have hope of purposeful leadership and economic recovery huh?
Well pregnancy cannot be hidden beyond 9 months
Celebrities › Re: Moet Abebe Launches Food Business, Solicits For Customers [PICS] by Myself2(m): 5:11pm On Feb 09, 2017
Antonblack:
omo lover u sure the food sweet ni cus last time i check all u know how to do is smoke weed and twerk
Don't be a hater
What has those things you mentioned got to do with culinary skills huh
Most so-called wild girls have mad culinary skills
Politics › Re: Okowa Commissions A Mega Filling Station In Asaba (Photos) by Myself2(m): 4:50pm On Feb 09, 2017
Ajibel:
Lwkmd. A governor commissioning a petrol station shocked grin
What a shame
Properties › Re: Who Should Supervise A Building Project; Architects, Builders Or Engineers by Myself2(m):
Architects causing confusion in the construction industry since 100AD grin cheesy.Instead of drawing houses and handing over to engineers to do proper design and build,dem go dey dabble into construction wey no concern them
It,s actually the Engineer that should supervise the construction of any building.The architect only draws PINSHURE with zero knowledge of calculations that give rise to beams and columns that give the building structural integrity.
THE BUILDING APPROVAL AUTHORITIES HAVE ANSWERED TJIS QUESTION FOR ALL.
IF you want to approve any building plan,which has five sets of architectural and five sets of structural drawing amongst other things,the authorities will REQUIRE A LETTER OF SUPERVISION from a COREN REGISTERED ENGINEER (not from ANY OTHER professional) stating that he will supervise the job.They NEVER ask for an architect.This is the reason also why whenever there is a building collapse or any related construction accident, the authorities call for the engineer.
tongue tongue tongue
Properties › Re: Who Should Supervise A Building Project; Architects, Builders Or Engineers by Myself2(m):
Architects causing confusion in the construction industry since 100AD grin cheesy
From the OPs submission,it's clear he wants to railroad nairalanders into the false notion that architects should be in charge of construction works.
It,s actually the Engineer that should supervise the construction of any building.The architect only draws PINSHURE with zero knowledge of calculations that give rise to beams and columns that give the building structural integrity.
THE BUILDING APPROVAL AUTHORITIES HAVE ANSWERED TJIS QUESTION FOR ALL.
IF you want to approve any building plan,which has five sets of architectural and five sets of structural drawing amongst other things,the authorities will REQUIRE A LETTER OF SUPERVISION from a COREN registered engineer,stating that he will supervise the job.They NEVER ask for an architect
tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Impeach Yar'adua Now - Buhari Told Law Makers In 2010 (Throwback) by Myself2(m): 8:24am On Feb 08, 2017
Impeach Buhari NOW
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Is Broke – UN by Myself2(m): 8:23am On Feb 08, 2017
No wonder they are now paying almajiris and urchins N200 to carry out suicide bombings
Politics › Re: Protesters Take Over The Roads At Ojuelegba (Pictured) by Myself2(m): 7:30am On Feb 08, 2017
overall90:
Who would have believed that less than two years into this administration, that the sai baba chanters are the ones doing this cheesy
We told them it would come to this but they wouldn't listen

Have you ever seen a leopard changing its spots ?? Only the sai baba chanters were deluded enough to think that could happen.Now see where they have plunged the nation
Politics › Re: I Can’t Disclose Buhari’s Health Status – Osinbajo by Myself2(m): 7:24am On Feb 08, 2017
princeSammyz:
Three things cannot stay long hidden, the sun, the moon, and the truth; for time sees and hears all, and discloses all. Luke 8:17
That's not what Luke 8 :17 says

The correct quotation of Luke 8:17 is
"For nothing is secret that will not be revealed,nor anything hidden that will not be known and come to light "

You see, no mention of sun ,moon the way you twisted it

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