ever811:
OK sir,..pls has amechi return the money he stole yet?

Maybe your dream money would be returned if you speak good English.

Till then, keep on dreaming.

Frankies:

It baffles me when a woman hooks to a man and it is very clear where you guys are going, when he proposes she acts awkwardly.I see it as being cheap. It is either this or not.

A close friend of mine, who is a girl had three wonderful suitors before she married.Her problem was to choose which one.No time for rolling on the floor.

Nice surprise though for those that loves surprises.Unlike us.

Not bad a statement.

emmylight4u:
Bad market for Amechi..... Am watching

Not yet over, please,

Buhari, give Amaechi Min of Pet.If not he will be politically irrelevant.

His doggedness with ex-president resulted in APC of today. If not for his detemination, no governor could have followed him to APC and your resultant victory.

Please do something and shame TANoids and PDP e-WORRYous (Warriors)

youngalex:
An appointment well deserved,if there is one character i admire in Dr.Ogbonnaya is that of POLITICAL CONSISTENCY...he has been in his party ANPP for close to a decade prior to the merger,even when others are decamping to the ruling party,he remained adamant and calculated,Today it paid off...Congrats Dr.Onu

Well said, I don't even know what to add.

TonyOputa:


All am saying is, I challenge you to prove your presumed wealth. Or stop braging. Find a way to do so. And I promise to match up up fairly (if really there's anything to matchup). And u stary squibling for time, date, bla bla bla. Do you need time to know waa u'v got?

Abeg. Do what I told you or don't mention me again. So I don't end up seeming like you.

To make things easy, from ur fb I.d. #Datzall. And don't reply with another #BigBigTalk #Bobojuice story if you not taking a head start.

Thank you sir.

Take the challenge like it is chilled and prove you are real.

Billyonaire:


So, you mean you are no longer interested in the contest because I accept your 11AM Monday challenge ? And your excuse is that I am supposed to be working on Monday 11AM ? I accepted that time, because if I objected you will call me a liar. So, now that I accepted your challenge at even an odd time, you still insult me. That is not fair of you. Not fair at all. I dont know why you chose to call if off, but I think you now believe me. I dont know what you do for a living but I suggest you stop thinking even someone who owns an oil bloc should be at the well head everyday, Mayweather doesnt have to work on Monday 11AM.

I am not a fan of yours most times due to ur arrogance but this statement is on point esp the bolded. Dont bother checking my profile because I have a multiple personality profile.

Well spoken.

Otenestbestyaho:
When will GMB die?

Are you for real. All these young boys with access to internet.

What ever BAD THING you wish for one comes to you and the person gets the opposite. Not my quote but law of nature.

This APC mole in PDP is very funny.

Can someone tell him to go and check the effect of media on Obama's election.

The result of his first election was not very far from media's projection.

Obama's relection was same too. The same way Romney was following him in the poll was the exact outcome.

Go an check.

*switches off my phone* will be taking off in less than ten minutes. Will check my phone when we land in Kano in one hour's time.

austinvsb1:


Osibanjo is pastor adeboye's right hand man..thats who.. You ll be suprised how the religion blame game the pdp started will so work against them now that a senior pastor from the largest christain body in the nigeria seeks office.

Get your facts bro, Catholic has that record in Nigeria. Before you start, I am not a Catholic.

If it is actually true that the Prof is taken, then NW and NE will vote GMB. SS is divided, APC having two states of the five and some sympathy votes from the remaining SS three states.

SE is entirely PDP except one.

SW is more of APC. The main area of contention is NC. It will go a long way to determine the actual winner.

Calculation at its peak. Politicians dey really chop money but they no dey sleep.

Waastteedd

NairaMode:


Oga, I am not so immature to just drop "Ehyah" on a thread like this.
I was moved and I wanted to think before typing and so she could see my advice easily.
You should have ignored though and just focus on the purpose of the thread.
I guess you are a teacher right?

Who says you will not succeed.

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thot as much

zeb04:
Take this to the family section and I hope the traditional roles you have taken up already is something you can keep up with .

It would be bad if you are doing all cooking and cleaning just to be accepted.you don't start what you can't finish

If a man really wants to marry you, you don't need to do the talking or anything.......he knows the best way to sort it out with his parent.(from experience)

In african culture, a woman does not marry the man alone,she marries the whole family.Every body must accept you or your happiness in marriage is not complete.(From known experience)

of course

well

Previous deleted. OP not serious

priscaoge: Hahahha...Some comments here makes me wanna pee on my 'Victoria Secret' pant..Omo some police officers are devil incarnate I swear, is their uniform affecting their brain? Because anything black is darkness

Thought I will resist this comment early this morning.

The pic of of the victoria secret or ..........................................................

Scary

ennon92: The below suggestion might not be the best interms of huge profit but its risk free and safe.... Invest the 5million in fixed deposit account in a reputable bank, the interest will be on a monthly basis in which can yield up to 35k monthly. Don't mind those ppl advicing u to go invest in one risky business or the other. Pls don't fall a victim.
#NAIJA NO DEY SMILE:- BEWARE!!!

Na waoo which bank will give you 35k for 5 million naira monthly in a fixed deposit

ennon92: The below suggestion might not be the best interms of huge profit but its risk free and safe.... Invest the 5million in fixed deposit account in a reputable bank, the interest will be on a monthly basis in which can yield up to 35k monthly. Don't mind those ppl advicing u to go invest in one risky business or the other. Pls don't fall a victim.
#NAIJA NO DEY SMILE:- BEWARE!!!

Na waoo which bank will give you 35k for 5 million naira monthly in a fixed deposit

chris51: My honest advice is to put the N5m into a reputable bank & fix It for a short time. During this period, you can make all your enquiries about business etc.
If you don't fix the money immediately, there are many vultures who will give you useless ideas because they are interested in your money
I'm being honest with you because I'm an experienced grand mother who retired from work in a managerial position & will not want you to lose money to tricksters
Good luck

Good Advice.

Very informative,

How about directly imported cars from USA and cleared from Lagos ports.Is the catalyst safe at the Lagos ports

ekochris: Hello I am here to reveal an INCREDIBLE SECRET that those gluttonous Telecommunication Industries (MTN, Zain, GLO and so on) will NEVER in their lifetime reveal to anyone, not even their friends or relatives. And if you think I’m jokking, tell any of Mike Adenuga’s friend or relative (yes, the right owner of GLOBACOMS) to flash his number now. Are you guessing what will happen?

Good!

You see, I love people, following me whenever I’m teaching. It really makes me feel better. Now, what will happen is that Mike will NEVER call back! Why? Because he knows if he dare calls back, such a friend or relative might be suspecting that he is getting FREE RECHARGE CARDS somewhere HIDDEN.

And if you’re so fortunate to be related to any of those Network Operators or Providers, I can assure you that no matter the degree of your relationship with them, THEY WILL NEVER REVEAL THEIR SECRETS to you! Even you…come to think of it. If you know the SECRET that is making you MILLIONS OF NAIRA PER SECOND, would you reveal it to anyone just like that? Indisputably, NO! That’s why those Telecoms Operators almost kill my enemy (NOT ME of course) before I eventually decode their HIDDEN SECRET, which you too will soon discover if you’re SMART ENOUGH to be among the ONLY 2010 NIGERIANS that I’ve vowed to God Almighty to reveal this SECRET to. So, if you’re still wasting your heard-earned money, buying recharge cards or you’re still going to business or call centres to make calls at the expense of your salary and you want to STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY RIGHT AWAY.

I have an ebook that will show you the secrets, to download the ebook, click on this link: http://www.datafilehost.com/d/c467e188 now to download it.

Hold your secret Mr Man!, we aint interested.

Still keep it secret for us, are we not co-operating already

Eyop: You are not ready to sell. A very clean Golf 3 that will land Lagos from Cotonou is between #500k to #550k so is yours another specification of Golf or will you call it padded Golf 3

Please, what other cars can fly for 800k.Really need to buy three for some family folks?

Iceman296: I Receive Them Politely But Sincerely Not Interested in their Preaching. Sometimes it can Be Confusing and Contradicting to what you already Know as a Christian. Meaning Their Ideologies are Quite Different!

So what i Normally do is Outrightly Demand their "Awake" and "Watchtower" Because they are Quite Enlightening and informative!

Off I go

Had to check this post twice to confirm I was not the one that wrote it because this is exactly wat I wanted to write.

At last, I conributed to this thread after reading as a guest for sometime.

@Seru and with a great pity ,Edkay who lost her baby after holding on for some time.

One thing I have come to realise in life is that no matter the situation one sees himself or herself, God is always in control as far as you trust in him.Things will always work out for those that trust in the Lord for a positive change.One thing amazing is that he does not change.

Speaking boldly from experience.

There is law of nature ordained by God that things will always change once you have your trust in God.

I am so glad this thread is proving that for Seru and I am assuring you ,Mrs Edkay, God will make you smile again.

Trust in the Lord , whatsoever you desire , must surely come.

Nice question,
That will make me do a process check. How I am living my life and what I have achieved.

Back to the question, I tink I am , I am ,*trying to recall when I was born*

OP, will get back to you later.

Nigeria is a bloody country where everything is possible.

People dropping things like water bottle from a vehicle while moving in the streets or travelling.Too strange in organised countries
Country where immigration ask for tips from foreigners coming into the country.Too shameful
Country for bribe by the police
Country where level of sanity is extremely low.Very pathetic

yuzedo:
Lol! Bro, are you mad or just irreversibly obtuse? What is the issue here? Did you see an ID card?! So anyone who wears army camoflague is a bonafide soldier?? I better go get myself a space suit so I can become an astronaut!

The Bible says in everything you do, get understanding, it is paramount. When you do, re-read my post, you won't for sake of empathy NOT point out the foolishness of the op, kids are reading and we cannot afford to raise a sissified generation by indulging cowards. Why won't someone who owns an iPhone understand his rights in this century?!?! No street smarts, nothing. His case is hopeless, look at that video/half-àss sideview pictures, does it look like what can achieve much? He has better luck tracking a ghost than some non-descript goon who has never woken up to the sound of an army beagle. Please, this is the reason I choose not to be serious online.. To what end, I pray thee? I'm out jare.

I cant believe Chief Yuzedo can make a very relevant comment like this

Well spoken Chief.

vladimiros: I have a experience in cooking Oil, and ground nut oil

can i apply?

Yes, you can if you are very good in farting to make up for the gas.