Orijin101:

I don't want some peoples body to start.......
You understand na

Orijin101:
Na wetin dem dey call CATALYST be that, lemme expatiate

*You visit a lady at home or she visits you
*she knows that you might not have mojo on your phone which will make the ministry move fast
*Then, she will store alot on her phone incase of incasity
*She gives you her phone so that you can go through her media and for sure, you will see the Bleep materials
*Your joystick starts rising 12inches above the ground level
*Then you will surely need a sharpener to shapen your pencil......
*You bounce ontop her
*She removes your trouser and boxer
*You remove her pant and skirt/bombshort/trouser
*Then you insert your *some text missing*

kuuljay:
:omy girlfriend dey kansul 6 origin wen I still dey struggle with 3.forget ooo

Midehi:

dnt observe jor, upload..guys are already teasing us

HSinclair:

He is non gay, he harve gelfrnd

skylane:
well that cool you travelled but it doesn't mean youv seen it all

Iamsynord:
No 11 tho
Going straight to her vagina ..
is there a Shortcut to the vagina ??

OgenemaroKessy:
That is Money in the Garage not Bank and the Guy get job na. He drives exotic machines. That is his Job.

Kingblingz:
U no dey sleep sef?

Advertico:
so una neva eat since wednesday?

donigspain:
Here are the AGENTS OF CHANGE that conjured all the FIRE outbreaks experienced recently across the nation.

yollychika:
All of em

dajoaneke:
*Wraps half-eaten fufu*
*Washes hands & cross legs*
* Calls Mama Avwenagbiku, "Gimme Junior biro & notebook abeg!!!"*

Kingblingz:
Pls ehnn any1 that wants 2 insult someone shuld pls take a good look @ he's or her self,I had 2 view the pics of both the OP n the insulter,I was surprised at wat I saw at d end,weda na shaving stick them use take dae cave hair this days na only God know! I no call anybody name. BACK TO THE MATTER,I sag buh my own pattern of sagging is professional!

MissEse:
If u check well na #900 der spend, snap 10 pix each, then use #100 pay tp go house

all4naija:
What is that for? How are you and you Nigerian boyfriend though?

all4naija:
Where have you been? We are going to demolish your soccer team very soon in their own land.

Go Nigeria, the true GIANT of Africa.

malonephill:
you Need popcorn

Rexhenrex:
fine gurl better pikin come let me lap u