₦airaland Forum

Deefuray:
How else do they want Nigerians to describe her?

Queen? Of what kingdom if may ask?

Janeify:
Why must she go out wearing bra.
Wetin she cover, wetin she wan cover?
The unripe oranges or what?
Bra's are made for women but some don't need it at all. Just wear cloth waka dey go

patrickdarlins:
i thought she broke loose and ran away......

u know weda na d date send guys to follow ur sister to check if she will branch another mans house??....

bia.....nor go give yeye testimony on sunday oo....

wake ur sister up dis night..by 1am....shine touch for her eyes...and ask her

madam...WETIN REALLY HAPPEN??

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]Girl @ 17 where hormones dey slap am left and right na, come get bf, na she you wan keep virgin till mallage

Guys that don't fück their babes eventually fall out with them becourse:
1) She finds you boring and she made it known with the chats. If you let am give you one head, your spilit go leave you, come back anew. Then you go by default find new spice for the lerashunseep to keep momentum. Trust ooh Mpa, it works

2) She dey balaa another person. She still dey flex with you cos say she need sumting or for pirry

Ooh Mpa can bet his future flat tummy wife say your babe hymën dey miss and it wasn't caused by twerking [/color]

Kachisbarbie:
Yea.
I agree with the adventurous/daring part.
I once had this guy in the FriendZone.

What made me start developing a soft spot for the guy is the way he drives......mehn! the guy is daring!.
I go dey shout o "Hian, Emy do you wanto kill me?? ?".......but, tomorrow I go still enter motto.

InZA:
You didn't even do it well enough.



If it were to be my friend(I'm not hyping myself, but quite frankly I don't have any friend as useless as that), I would have given him my house key....after doing that, I would pick up my phone, send an anonymous text to his girlfriend - "Hi, your guy is in another house along so so street, I'm not sure but I think he is pounding another girl as I send you this text... I'm not trying to break up your relationship by sending you this text, I actually hope your relationship ceases to be. I don't know you and I don't know or care if you deserve to be cheated upon but sending you this text is just my way of ridding the romantic stratosphere of useless elements"


After that, I put my phone in my pocket and continue doing my thing.

Some guys are just very useless to say the least, double dating or double straffing does not reflect masculinity, it doesn't make you a "very good badt guy" (whatever that means by the way) it doesn't make you cool, it doesn't make you funky or hippy or contemporary, instead it means you're grossly irresponsible with no ounce of direction and purpose of life, it means you lack any trace of resolved commitment to a cause or purpose.


This thing dey vex me like say na me be the babe sef

Rubbish!!!

mumumugu:
Lamentation of a rejected broke guy

BeeBeeOoh:
Dat 1 na ur own cut of tea oh. As 4 me, I & myself; Black gals are the sweetest in all ramification..



#teamblackisbeautiful

iceberylin:
Shey na African Lady born you

Ewu

Nneka123:
All these signs and wonders...

jboy73:
- There will be lots of pant flashing.

- There will be lots of bra tearing and bobby flashing.

- There will be lots of current tapping when separating.

- There will be lots of prickk standing when youre holding tight one of the girls in process of separating

- There will be lots of laff when the girls starts pulling their hairs... And throwing Slaps instead of punchs.

- There will be lots of secret exposal, because girls talk when they fight... They fight mostly with their words.... Not their fist.

- There will be lots of bossom grabbing.
You grab them in their bobs and pretend you're separating them, they wouldn't know.. (Grab the weak one, she'd thank u later)

dechandel:
Hehehehehehe

I only read number 1

Guys una don hear am?
For all of you dying untop Zahra Buhari's matter while Nkechinyere is there for you

tuffgongjo:
Are they doing "Odeshi" rituals?

nairalife2013:
Why hav u people sworn that if I dont faint u people will never give up posting things like these on this forum? Wetin I do una na?

fijiano202:
mogbe!!!!!!!!!! wetin be this....girls imagine him giving u mouth-job ur punnani is a goner

emeraldoe:
What does her beauty or ugliness have to do with the upcoming elections? Mtcheww

kunmis1:
how r u

Veralaw:
Is she really pregnant

TrishaP:
Naija is really a mess

iceberylin:
Walk pass it then..
Form like say u wan bring out money...
Be like "Omg,my money don loss ooo"
Run back go pick am..



thats how we roll

Veralaw:
Will she be using it as pad?