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JayReeMai:
Hello guys. I joined upwork last week. Still setting up my profile however i cant seem to hit 100%. I’ve added all the data i could think of in my disposal. Pls if you can help review my profile and see if its okay to start applying for jobs, I will appreciate it a lot.

I’m into Virtual Assistance -Data Entry

https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~01229826a6d99146d1

I think landing jobs (or, at least, well-paying jobs) will be a struggle for you with this profile.

1.) Your profile needs to be "Public" before it can start appearing in Upwork's search results.
2.) You used a photo with a filter as your profile picture: unprofessional.
3.) Suggestion: set your work availability [i.e., hours per week] to "As needed."
4.) In your employment history, you said you have just 1 month of actual data entry experience.
5.) You outlined just 7 skills (out of a possible 15) on your profile.
- Some of those skills you outlined have nothing to do with data entry.
6.) Your "site assistant" work experience has nothing to do with data entry. I'll advise that you take it out.
7.) Your overview isn't in the best shape: you don't sell yourself or mention anything about the service you purport to offer.
8.) Your profile needs to be proofread. Spelling & grammar errors do great damage to your persona as a professional.

Read these links:
- https://support.upwork.com/hc/en-us/articles/211063208-Sample-Profiles-and-Best-Practices
- https://www.upwork.com/resources/upwork-profile-examples
- h[url]ttps://morganoverholt.com/upwork-profile-examples/[/url]

You can also look up the top-performing freelancers in your niche and compare their profiles to yours, to see what's working for them that could work for you. I'm not saying you should plagiarize their content (or worse, steal their portfolio) as you can be reported for that.

Remember: Upwork is highly-competitive; freelancers are constantly trying to outdo each other. Anyone who can't even sell themselves is no competition and will go unnoticed by clients.

JayReeMai:
Hello guys. I joined upwork last week. Still setting up my profile however i cant seem to hit 100%. I’ve added all the data i could think of in my disposal. Pls if you can help review my profile and see if its okay to start applying for jobs, I will appreciate it a lot.

I’m into Virtual Assistance -Data Entry

https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~01229826a6d99146d1

Your profile is private.

Here's how to change your Upwork profile visibility: https://support.upwork.com/hc/en-us/articles/211060298-Set-Your-Profile-Visibility

ahmedsaniadamu:
I'm really having hard time getting my first client and someone recommends me to change my location.
please I want to know the pros and cons of doing so.

Don't do it.

If Upwork finds out you falsified personal information, even if it's your address, they'll perma-ban you, instantly.

ahmedsaniadamu:
Top rated freelancers take a look at my profile what's wrong please ?
I can't get any client invitation since the time I joined for the past two months.
I had submitted not less than 5 proposals
but all in vain really painful.

here is the link to my upwork profile: https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~017974c82cc64483b8?p=1514963536989466624

You may have the skill, but you aren't selling yourself well.

To start with, your Upwork overview section needs proofreading.

Then, you'll need to check the profiles of top freelancers in your tech niche for inspiration and customize your pitch to match, or supercede, theirs.

OmodavidoX:
Good morning. please I want to know if this 50+ means m0re than 50 people has applied for the job

Yes, that's what it means.

pafo:
Who will pay a 37 yr old 500k p/w?

No one. That's something Ronaldo will have to consider as well, though I doubt he needs the money.

Honestly, I don't think Ronaldo should stay.

With how terrible Man Utd has been all season, I'm starting to doubt if Ten Hag can turn things around; not because he isn't a great coach, but because the current squad is rather miserable.

Even the teacher, Ralf Rangnick, has struggled with that team. It just doesn't seem worth it, but I hope I'm wrong.

It is a GNLD Job offer, Ovo200.

"[any number] Opebi Road, opposite glass house by Salvation bus-stop, Opebi, Ikeja, Lagos." is a venue often used by these fraudsters, so don't bother.

mywells:
Man U was the cause of their defeat,how can you Field three defender against a Liverpool team,five midfielder and place elenga and that shoe shiner rashford as top striker,shame at the highest order.

They changed to a back 4 in the 2nd half and still conceded 2 goals.

Chelsea played Liverpool with 3 CBs, and Liverpool struggled. Why? Because Chelsea is built different. Even if Man Utd plays with 15 players vs Liverpool's 11, they'll still lose.

Phil Jones - failed, Maguire - embarrassment, Lindelof - take your mind off. No confidence, no coordination, and no strategy.

Score Chelsea one goal and they'll increase their tempo and finish you. But if you score Man Utd first, you go knack them well well. 0 confidence.

Many of the players want to leave. They think they'll be hot cake in other clubs (but dunno they're wrong).

TLona1:
Lana1 how far?

Is ManYoo still abbig club?

Source: https://www.statista.com/

Irrespective of their thinking, embarrassing, and gawd-awful form over the past years, Man Utd still has the 2nd largest fanbase in England. So, yes, they're still a big club.

Visit the authoritative source I linked and type "Most popular Premier League clubs in the United Kingdom in 2021" in the search bar.

prinsam30:
I know buh he also made some costly mistakes too, just like today's game, ur playing a defensive game without proper placement of players, abeg the man fvck up jare

There was nothing wrong with playing 3 central defenders, but, guy, see the defenders Rangnick has to work with -- Mcguire, Phil Jones, Lindelof.

All failed players!

Look at the midfield -- Matic is old and has said he'll leave at the end of the season; Pogba is slow, can't tackle, and can't defend; and Bruno Fernandes has 0 morale and no activity levels.

Look at attack: Failed Rashford, who also wants to leave at the end of this season, and Elanga, a small boy that just came from the youth team.

If it is you, do you think you can win anything with these players? Rangnick doesn't even have the players to play the style of football he wants. Man Utd just employed him to make sure that the club stops conceding too many goals, and he did that.

Rangnick is not the problem.

sript:
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In hindsight,,, Michael Carrick would have been far better off than this fraud.. father of gengen pressing ..klopp and touchel tutor

He's not a fraud, and you can verify his accomplishments anytime.

The problem is the Man Utd squad: no matter the spices you put on poo, poo will always be poo.

That's why Ten Hag was smart to negotiate for control before accepting Utd's offer.

prinsam30:
bunch of useless players with a retired gengengpressing coach, Carrick would've done beta than this confused one

If they give you the Man Utd manager job now, will you take?

Rangnick took them in when they were failing. No signings, no nothing. Just 3 months to try and turn those scrap players into a team that won't concede that much.

Peppysco:
All the nonsense about how Ragnick abi wetin be hin name mentored Klopp and Tuchel must end today.

It's not his fault.

Man Utd hired him as a caretaker manager, and all they allowed him to do was bring a few coaches with him. That's it.

No signings, no nothing. He still has to manage Ole's crappy players. It's not in 3 months that a team that has been playing thrash for years will suddenly change.

It's not the man's fault.

I pity any United fan that's watching tonight's game. Don't give yourself nightmare.

Final score prediction: 6 - 0

Yes, tell her to do her prayer with the Alfa before or after work hours.

Give people a finger and they'll try to take the entire arm. Haba!

If you let this one go, tomorrow it'll be another thing. How can you leave your own shop for her to pray? Put a stop to it now.

Hat trick!

Kyase:
United no be team na
No game plan at all

Just play wetin you sabi

And them no sabi.

Edoblakky:
I see var cancel the goal

They just want to help them save face with draw, but Leicester will score again.

United can't even get the ball out of their half. They're been outplayed by an out-of-form team that even Arsenal demolished.

Angelfrost:
Leicester no suppose lose this game!

Meanwhile, whoever swear for Dortmund ehn... That person finish work!

Leicester has scored another. 2 - 1

I don't see United winning any of their remaining matches.

Haters are even tired of seeing them lose time after time.

Kyase:
Make season do end abeg
I don tire with this current team and coach

Even Ten Hag will need a miracle to achieve anything with the current squad.

Kyase:
United go still lose

I swear. See the chance Kelechi just missed.

Fred Goooal

1 - 1

Tbh, with the way the reds have been playing, it doesn't look like Man Utd will escape this match with a draw.

Goal for Kelechi! 0 - 1

Fun fact: Man Utd has lost their last 3 matches against Leicester.

They're about to make it 4.

I think you should report him to management.

A family man should know not to steal from work. His family is not your responsibility.

If something goes missing in the future (and there are no cameras in your warehouse), he and others might deny the theft, leaving you to be personally responsible.

If you've been telling your team every meeting not to steal, yet this man still stole, what's the guarantee he'll listen to you now? He'll just be more clever in the future.

I know it's hard, but I suggest you report him.

abduleez1:
Uhm, Batman and Joker was in Suicide Squad 2016.

Yes, in a cameo that was barely a minute, and the movie was 2 hours and 10 minutes long.

Joker has always been smart and I'm yet to see a portrayal where he's pretty dumb, be it animation or live action.

My bad. I meant "scheming," not just smart. I'm happy to see a scheming Joker return to the live action. Joaquin's iteration was mostly about Joker's insanity.

abduleez1:
Okay let's wait and see.

I for one don't anticipate much Joker content. I'm getting tired. Except if it's for Joaquin Phoenix. Any other new actor for Joker asides Willem Dafoe doesn't interest me presently.

More hyped for Firefly or Mr Freeze. Or maybe Hush.

I don't understand this Joker fatigue. Batman and Joker haven't hit the big screen together since TDK.

Barry's Joker appears to be very smart. Watch the deleted scene again. He stole a paper clip from that file.

Xavier5:
Why in the world did Reeves remove a 5 minutes Batman-Joker scene from The Batman.
The scene was freaky and amazing at the same time.

God, Barry Keoghan's Joker is legit. His voice, behavior, laugh, make up and even scarred appearance were just Incredible. This Version seems like a threat to Heath Ledger's


#Xavier
#DCian

Barry Keoghan is an amazing Joker! Gosh! He was enigmatic from start to finish despite the scene being 5 minutes long. Definitely Batman Arkham game vibes.

I understand why they cut the scene. Many wouldn't agree that Rob's Batman was a top-tier detective if he sought help from the clown prince of crime. Besides, introducing too much of such a brilliant Joker would take focus away from Paul Dano's excellent Riddler.

Matt Reeves has the right idea. Keep Joker elusive, even in the sequel, and breath as much life into other members of the Rogues Gallery as possible. It'll leave fans anticipating Joker's entry.

That's my take, sha.

Shytreasure:
Good morning everyone! Please i need a little assistance from experienced individuals regarding how salary is calculated when one did not resume work on the 1st of a month.

I resumed work as a new staff on the 10th of march. Please how much would be deducted from my salary ? How is it calculated? I would appreciate a clear explanation, thank you.


Lalasticlala, please help me move to frontpage.

Hmm... (Experts, feel free to correct me)

There are 23 working days in March, and you're working on only 16 of them.

Open your calculator and divide 16 by 23. Then, multiply the answer by your full monthly salary.

The new answer is what you should be paid this month.

Example:

If your monthly salary is #75,000, then calculate 16/23 * 75,000.

Your answer (and what they should pay you) will be #52,174.

Privatepart00:
Good for her brainwashed stupidity

I pity you. At least, she has the guts to protest against her government.

mastermaestro:
Cry cry baby. Do you own any business outfit? If you do, please reach out to the rejected educated anklet wearer, and make her your manager.

The world is a garbage bin today because of stray people like you. We will never leave the society in your shabby care. We are here to trim your excesses. Deal with it!

Save your pretentious moral vomit for those swimming in the dirt with you. I'm standing at a summit you can never reach.

mastermaestro:
Establish a company first. Then you can recruit anklet-wearing men and women to form your workforce.

Getat!

C'mon keep quiet! What do you know? Queen Elizabeth wears an anklet. Are you as important as a grain of sand underneath her shoe?

Many companies are looking for efficient and productive professionals who will enhance and scale their business. Whether these professionals wear anklets, necklaces, or even underwear is none of their damn business, so long as they get their job done.

You're here shiuting as if it's a good thing for the uneducated to be unpleasantly loud. What a pity.