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osasp:
lol
thunder fire u.
boy wat exactly r u after
abi god wan punish u?

leave me o

i dey ma own jeje. . . k

na u God go punish, like i said, go clean up that dog pond of urs

na wetin dey happen 4 hia! cold, get back to ur cage

chinesedoll:
oya cool down for Jesus
Na pesin romeo u dey yap like dis
wetin d poor boi do u sef?

oya tell am to behave hin self b4 i slap the black off him

chinesedoll:
and that is where we wld live happily ever after abi?

yup!

@ nene1

u know i thought u were stupid b4, now i am sure, please go get a life, u need one badly 

osasp:
Cunts like you make it tiresome to come here.u go 2 d cyber cafe and sit down all day.no future ambition.just cum on nairaland and look for who to bother.asshole

yup, this cybercafe called my home is very comfortable so i can avoid to be on NL all day, unlike u that can only browse when u get free internet. i strongly recommend u go fit that dog pond u r in, it looks awful

chinesedoll:
why u dey beef fyne boi now
u know am b4?

me know a looser like that, i reject it, fine boy my ass!

cold:
neva judge a bk by its cover,i'm as soft as jelly _{u may be right,still waters run deep}

have u gone to have that face lift?

chinesedoll:
willingly accept the kiss

[size=5pt]_{btw i don buzz u tire
no reply}[/size]

takes her to the shores and just build a sand castle for her


[size=4pt]eh! i no see any buzz ooo, u sure say u buzz my YIM, na decyberworld bi mine ooo[/size]

190:
and whats happening 2 my thread
na2day dont go offtopic
abeg
same wit u y_me
i hope they have paid enuf cash 2 ur bank accounts u gave dem earlier!

shaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp! we are well on topic

osasp:
U high or sumn?
Dude infront without glasses

u should know, that place looks like the joint

y me:
tell me what ya need
you know am ever ready
in as much as you play your cards well

u know i got game

give her a kiss for her earlier reply

y me:
@na2day
spill it out and there will be nada(nothing) for you

ok, i will keep my mouth shut for now, but time is running out, u need to settle me sharply

y me:
nor mind am, he too dey jealousy

shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppp dia!

kiwi992:
Iyimbere Na2day,


You're alright man. No probs. We learn everyday.

Easy now!



kiwi992.

thanks man

Hardballer:
na wa o wetin i do you

i bin dey praise u b4, u kon mis-yan so i head for ur precious hair

y me:
@na2day
what on earth have we done

u want me to bring to light all we have done in secret? i am ready to spill it all out to the national pubic(NL public)

kiwi992:
Iyimbere Na2day,


Cool. 

The correct reply should have been either:

1.  ibim or
2.  ibi wu rari

Again, it is 'iyimbere' but not 'ibere', in the most grammatically correct Kalabari language which is spoken in Bakana as opposed to the other Kalabari towns and villages.

Sorry, just a small correction.             



kiwi992.

NB:  ibere means 'my case'

LOL my bad!

shave his hair off

sexyLeamon:
cut off his hands

is just me or u are becoming harsher and harsher by the second. i know my sexiness has been too much for u to handle but u cant just try to over love me by being harsh

y me:
send him to hawaii

so u will send him from the sorry island u r stuck on to a beautiful place like Hawaii?

he got game 

chinesedoll:
Awon James Bond

so who be u there?

more like James pond, better still dog pond?

Gentlelady:
A man should strive to be the breadwinner! He is the head of the home, he should not leave his responsibilities for the woman.

while the woman should thrive to spend all his money



@ esege1

thank u ooo jare

londoner:
Lets be honest here, lagos is in no way finer than Abuja. It is improving on its own terms , but it can never compare with Abuja in terms of beauty.

I understand lagosians love their city, but dont decieve yourselves, lol

lagos is not even finer than lagos. ppl dont get me started! lagos my ass

dayokanu:
See the thing is getting clearer now from Egusi and Garri to this,  So na from behind you wan even enter am

Jesus is Lord
Onibara n ba ole bo

See where the story dey go from Garri to Egusi to phone number to house address to bed to 

The Lord is your strenght

and we are living witnesses of this reality show 

y me:
@na2day
me 419
make i catch you i go empty your bank account

after what me and u have done, i see u play these poor fellas and i thank God i was sharper than that

kiwi992:
Iyimbere Na2day,


Tobara?

Hope you bloody understood that!



kiwi992.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL! i did but how to spell the reply is the big problem now ibere

@ 0thello



abeg na, nene1 no go school we know, but do u have to let the entire public know? 

@ nene1

shame leave u catch me, ur IQ is embarrassing,  and if by any stroke of lucky u actually graduated from any kind of school, u owe the entire school, especially those poor lecturers that actually thot they were impacting knowledge to u a serious apology. abeg, try and be more thoughtful b4 u post, trust me it is not that hard, "even a cave man can do it" 

loyeruope:
I am a yellow belt in Taekwondo and I am getting a green strip this summer (ah! that reminds me I should sign up for it this summer)

good deal, a friend of mine was fighting for his black belt in Japan but he got his ass handed to him by a japanese chic


PS: he was the best in my high school at that time.

FL Gators:
Lies. Now you know that the thought of a woman makes you warm all over. Hot in the right places

Production oshi wo? For the past week?

I tire for you jare

for the highest quality, u have to be patient, i heard so and steady wins the race

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=259856.msg3875390#msg3875390 date=1242441216]Mallam is more than welcome and is infact long overdue, hope he is not a slowcoach in sha [/quote]slowcoach ke? the guy dey hold the world record

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=259856.msg3875332#msg3875332 date=1242438583]Sweet 16, I like that and could get used to it, emi ni kan tan, sweet 16, ah dem go take

Whose side are you on, I though you were on my side FYI, Debosky knowing that if he drove down here to get me would take at least 4 hours, so it is his private jet that is picking me up

^{Rubbing hand with glee} Since I am someone who cannot afford to let a good opportuity go to waste, send over your mallam under the pretext that Madam Iyalode wants to buy some goro and tom tom [/quote]mallam is on the way, pls be kind enough to sign the papers he brings fro documentation sake

FL Gators:
Kilo n se e?

why you dey curse?

Better seal that your mouth and produce a pix.

the thot of a woman can make any1 curse. as per the pix, it is in production