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[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=271019.msg3855440#msg3855440 date=1242096526]@poster

And if you don't mind taking a few hours, like 2hrs, drive from Tampa. . . .I can give you store locations from Miami, Pembroke Pines and Hollywood.

Just two hours drive[/quote]2hrs for eba? it is not that serious ooo

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=143396.msg3855453#msg3855453 date=1242097457]^{Can't dump someone who never bought me a diamond ring to show me that he wants me} [/quote]but i borrow one diamond ring give u say make u wear am for 30sec, e no do u? abi u too greedy?


[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=143396.msg3855453#msg3855453 date=1242097457]Octuplet? What crime have I committed to be sentenced?
No. 2 is enough [/quote]see u, abi u no want ur own reality tv?

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=143396.msg3855447#msg3855447 date=1242096851]I no dey vex for you cuz you no be my hubby.

If na my hubby dey say what you just said now, he'd be picking up his guts from the floor AFTER my labor.[/quote]are u dumping me now, is that the deal? if u r having octuplets i go stay, i go give u moral support

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=143396.msg3855430#msg3855430 date=1242095828]@post

He needs to make it mandatory for him to witness his baby being born into this world.

What kind of man would miss seeing that event IF he could?[/quote]let me see, me and the other 2bn men


[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3855433#msg3855433 date=1242095922]u will have to hold her hand, so no escaping for u [/quote]yea, with a 9 foot pole

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3855423#msg3855423 date=1242095485]hahaha

u mean if she doesnt slap u during the shouting as a way to ease the pain [/quote]well, i keep to the cardinal rule, keep 9 yards between you and a shouting woman

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3855392#msg3855392 date=1242093199]u see ya head, listening to music and wearing sunglasses if only you were in the beach

the screaming sef will block ur ear drums [/quote]i will stuff my ears and will be yelling shout up woman! 

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3854317#msg3854317 date=1242072092]i think they should be there at least maybe after seeing/hearing her screams and shout her lungs out they "beaters" among them will at least maybe think twice before raising their filthy hands on her knowing what she went through for him [/quote]the only way i will be in there is if i am wearing the darkest of sunglasses with my eyes close and my ears covered with my headset listening to my favorite music

lata bros

kanmyng:
@Na2day

I said it, u work in the states. u would ve gain much experience in the field where u ve expericed colleagues around u and equipment to work. u r no novice man, we need people like you in this thread to keep it up alive.

keep it up Na2day

hate to burst ur bubble once again, most of my experience i got from nigeria and yes i do know some seriously smart folks in the IT field here and i belong to the cisco user group at the Cisco campus in Richardson but that dont mean i know much. i am willing to add my 2cents where appropriate

ibkaye:
*raises eyebrow* Can you imagine, oxygen ko 

i am well equipped to perform such magic

ibkaye:
Hahaha, oh wow

u wanna take it one step high? u might lose oxygen

taking her to cloud 9

ibkaye:
@na2day
Loool lucky me

trust me angel, u r lucky, the envy of the entire world

ibkaye:
Haba, ok then what exactly  

Won't work ke? Has already worked biko  

thats what i'm talking about. i got something for u sweetie

about to shoot him 

ibkaye:
steal his igbo beads

come get them sweetie

@ topic

trying out my newly acquire igbo skillz on her

Oxone:
castrate him with a blunt instrument & without anaesthesia

bet that wouldnt be so much fun

not really, fl gator tried it, it didnt work

honeric01:
Welcome back then lol,

thank u ooo jare

honeric01:
the week you went into coma for 9 months

then i must thank God for safe recovery fa

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=186365.msg3854996#msg3854996 date=1242083608]@na2day?

Your last visit was what?
Let them know how "special" I treated you [/quote]can't tell them ooo, i no wan spoil my market. i want to keep this tremendous specialty to my humble self

Oxone:
one at a time dear, there's enough to round

by the way am igbo

@topic
tie him & hand him over to fl gators

suddenly u r igbo, nice try. please send me to the gators, my last visit was very  


[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=186365.msg3854912#msg3854912 date=1242082390]Oxone darling, that one no be punishment for him o. handing him over to me na enjoyment [/quote]u know as we do  

when did Oshiomole become a governor? i totally was ignorant of it

ibkaye:
Loool wacks

wacks da meal and licks fingers

ibkaye:
Ok, takes it back

haba!

gladly accepts