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dazzy4real:
bro if u hve any contributn kindly gve 2 me,i ve been told on wat to do n hve done dat bt am nt jst confortable wit it yet,so na crime to seek advise?

sorry, i cant give u any advice, just let me know when the naming ceremony will be taking place

Mhismole:
Wow. you guys really derailed this thread.

yes ma!

Ujujoan:
Difficult . .

to say the least!

has any played the game NOVA on the iphone? i am being slaughtered by all these Chinese and Japanese folks online. I can hardly kill more than 3 ppl b4 they blow me up to pieces. if any1 has the cheat sheet too for free i did like to get it, there is a particular stage i have not just been able to pass when playing solo. thanks for the help

dazzy4real:
Pls pple i need a help here was havin intimacy wit my gal wit a condom,then few minutes lata i discoverd dat d condom is no longer on me,bt inside my gal n we cant seem to get it out now pls wat do we do?Very urgent!

dude, why u dey lie like this? and i know u fa. ur condom is inside ur woman and u decided to turn on ur computer then connect online and come ask for advice on NL? haba!

blunt!

MzDarkSkin:
@ ifedy i behave like one. you favor it.

@Na2day I cannot help it if I get notifications 90 percent of which points to one of your sorry replies.

Get back to conversing with your chea pet https://www.redlinetek.com/tco/forums/images/smilies/2/afro.gif.

so technically u have a sorrier life than i do, noted! ur medication is on the way, hang in there  

OgidiBoy:
Just make sure you no give am belle like you give chioma last year ohhh I'm just saying

we are in love and we will be very selfish to deny the world our beautiful unique genes, so yes, we will have kids with radiant beauty  

ifedy:
In the spirit of sportmanship  

i know  

OgidiBoy:
na2day sleep no dey ever catch you ? every time I take a break from studying and come in here you always here

how can sleep catch me when love is doing the catching; abeg leave me and my love biko  

MzDarkSkin:
^^https://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/kayturner88/bluelaugh.gif b/c it has [color=#009999]No life[/color].

Mi gone ya. . .*kiss teeth.

which is worse, me not having a life or u watching me all day living like that?  

ifedy:
We were actually wishing them a lovely nightmare

lol, so sweet of us

[quote author=Jackie_25 link=topic=213692.msg5624495#msg5624495 date=1267684341]I LOVE IT TOO BECAUSE IT HELPS ME TO PUT AWAY THE LITTLE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT MAY GRIEF THE HOLY SPIRIT. I GOT TO SEE IT FIRST WHEN MY SISTER AND I QUARELLED WITH A TAXI DRIVER TAKING US SOMEWHRE. THE MAN WAS INTENTIONALLY PROVOKING US AND WE DID NOT KEEP QUIET. AFTER WE WERE CALM, THE HOLY SPIRIT TOLD ME TO OPEN TO SONGS OF SOLOMON 2:15. SINCE THEN, I WATCH OUT FOR THE LITTLE FOXES. BLESS U. [/quote]i am trying to deal with those foxes too, i seriously need God's help in that department and i hope to be a better person

ifedy:
"yawn"

where were we darling b4 we were rudely interrupted by that miscreant and her admirer

goldigho:
@ayettymama
in nigeria i think it will be difficult!

even when i walk around in shorts everyone is screamin!

but i guess its diff cos we always have visitors

i guess if its a small cosy flat or summin u can walk arnd in wat u like!

God nos wen i get my apartment in naija i wont be wearin clothes!!!

ill be sunbathin on the roof mayne!


Pls I will like to live near your house when u get back to naija, just post me the address and I will acquire a plot of land at your backyard

pssst! photoshop, maya and sims does not work in nigeria

InesQor:
@na2day?: Sheeesh. Guy, everyone who reads this thread can see who the antagonists are/were. Enough said, I'm done here.

shld i mention their names?

InesQor:
This is ridiculous. Who have I cast insults or words of spite and umbrage at on this thread? Or even anywhere on Nairaland or elsewhere?

i am not abt to baby sit u through ur various post but i am sure u can try and read ur own writing

MzDarkSkin:
You started the war, can couldn't get passed the first battle. Now you manage to get your regiments in line and now you want to declare warfare again? come on now. I'm not running, I'm just not into the cry babies.

cry baby? i laugh in igbo. i started nothing but since u are suffering from amnesia i will be patient, so whenever u remember give me a shout out

comechop:
Chai Oga na2day?, your username just make me laff well well for here o

bros, u own sef carry weight

InesQor:
@ifedy: I do not pick fights, and most especially with ladies. Best Wishes.

@MzDarkSkin: LOL @your signature

@na2day: "Compared with existence, feeling is nothing but an ornament". Relax, you are a man. You should try to be more civil in your discussion

maybe u shld start by taking ur own advice

MzDarkSkin:
nah@ Na2Day suddenly im not in the mood. . . *crosses. https://www.redlinetek.com/tco/forums/images/smilies/2/comp03.gif

Real man. bottom line & lol my signature I am sure many will agree is more than accurate.

pity, and i had gone to turn on 2 computers just for this fight; oh well, i guess u are who u are, spoil sport!

MzDarkSkin:
some what decent reply Na2day?; so so I expected better . But what ever I see how you are, and and Ifedy are two birds of a feather https://www.redlinetek.com/tco/forums/images/smilies/2/720icon.gif, throw punches but can't take a pinch. Honestly I'm tired of this.

if u got something plz swing away, dont let me stop ya

MzDarkSkin:
*I am being to feel like einstein*

do I smell oxymoron?

nah, just u being a slowpoke thats all

ifedy:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=405288.msg5624367#msg5624367

Na2day, the 2 aprokos don run there mouth go there

baby, i see the id1ots, let them be. with those 2 around i am beginning to feel like einstein  

MzDarkSkin:
LOL! HEY. I was just saying. . .oh ok so you have the "good looks radar"? ok that explains it. I guess on your radar Na2day's reading would be "error".

i see my name cant just get out of ur keyboard, ur efforts to try and get me to notice u shall be "reported". hopefully Inesqor knows what that means this time

MzDarkSkin:
^^ *prays* "Almighty Jah sweep over my soul and end iliteracy to mine enemies, Amen."

@Voned I agree. Something doesn't add up on his part.

cud u explain what u meant in english? i will gladly be enlightened

ifedy:
Am here jare,  
I think she is aspiring to be a moderator

i guess the jamo forums dont make sense to her so she needs that nigerian spice  

InesQor:
DIES!  I was going to comment when na2day said what he did (he obviously didn't get what you said), but I refrained from such retribution. 
She meant "time to get publicized" or something like that, not "reported" like you assume.

awww, bingo is back but in the world of english, u really need an education, no offense  

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=344420.msg5624366#msg5624366 date=1267679549]Fans of the Mavericks would you shout Halllelujah . Shout Hallelujah to the Lord 9 times

Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia

Keyshia Cole just put to bed for her Cavalier baby daddy by the way[/quote]Halllelujah X 9

@ Ifedy

abeg ignore that jamo, make she report like say NL go pay ur bills, shior! where are u baby?

oyb:
^^^^^

as far as nl chicks are concerned, marriage, like telephone is not for the 'poor'

DEATH! ! ! dem go dey preach, na love i go chop but when the guy dump them for someone else, dem go dey hala, but i loved him, criminals!

InesQor:
Sorry dawg, I can't help you there. Ask Ifedy

Ifedy and I know where we are going, but do u?  

ifedy:
and getting stronger  

i know baby, i am wondering what took me so long to find this precious, irresistible gem  

ifedy:
To my beautiful fwend mzdarkskin of course  
Cant you see  

lets pray that his soul will rest in peace and not in pieces  

ifedy:
Yes O,  We been together since the days of omo jamo  

yes ooo and our love is sweet and beautiful, nothing can be compared to it  

InesQor:
Thanks, na2day. Now you may want to drop the joke, whatever it means for you. Can we move on?

sure, so where are we moving to?  

ifedy:
Cable burnt

i left the other girl bcuz she cheated on with ravenzord and what do u know, God brought me and angel called Ifedy

ifedy:
I warned him, he wouldnt just listen

dont mind the guy, he doesnt know that what u and i have is special, nothing can come between us

InesQor:
LOL I knew Davidylan got my joke but I wasn't so sure about na2day and in particular, MzDarkSkin. I guess they really thought they were teaching me a new word  

all i am saying is that, u finally learned what the word "bingo" meant in that statement and we give thanks to google