₦airaland Forum

googles:
[size=13pt]if you had a serious crush on somebody and you guys dont talk,wat would you do to make the person notice you ?[/size]

run him over with a car, that will get u noticed big time

Pweety4me:
_{We'll i dunno about love matter but i like am like we r cool doe. . .he got a babe}

did i not tell u that the babe is 2nd to u only? oya, let us renew our love

rhymz:
Well,guyz thanx for your responses,I ve already decided to give it another shot.I call'd her in the morning to inform her that I was coming over,she calmly told me that she wasn't in sch.We ve agreed to meet 2moro,I hope it goes well.

oya come give us feed back biko

chic2pimp:
You berra leave the Husband and wife alone .

oh, dem bi husband and wife? my apologies ooo

twizy:
Hahha because. I talk better about your hairy backside u are lookin 4 condolence in my words ./Good lord I'm sure u don't hear that everyday that's why u remembered my comment. Pathetic By d way wot are u doin diggin up my old posts. U must really be takin dis tin seriously or are u checkin me out again u hairry n.i.p.p.l.e.d pig?

i use to think u were a reasonable person but that is fast disappearing. why not leave plat alone?

una still dey here?

chiogo:
^Comot from road joo, let better people talk. And since when do you post on this thread? Sigh, children.

shatap dia!

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]there are some igbos in Benue, so i was just guessing. lol no mind me.
so im gonna guess anambra for some reason.am i right?[/color]

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=389808.msg5417280#msg5417280 date=1264876506]Amaka, I thought you said my threads don't make sense, so what brings you to my thread? [/quote]she is trying to make sense out of ur thread  

spikedcylinder:
https://i41.tinypic.com/2vkgvp0.jpg

i like ur map  

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]wait, so you're lying? oh gosh! i give up. [/color]

me lie ke? i am a child of the lawd ooo

michelin89:
Na2day na pure igbo!

mind ya sef ooo!

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]IGBO WHAT?!?!?!?!
na lie, i never thought he was igbo.
na waaaaaaaaaaa.
so na2day you from imo, anambra, enugu,abia,ebonyi,benue?[/color]

wetin benue take dey do for that list?

koolchicco:
^^Why did u let the cat out of the bag? Amebo!!

no mind her

chiogo:
*Death*. People having jokes these days. SMH.

as long as the joke is on u 

chiogo:
LOL, that wasn't my mom, that was me.  My mom's joke was that she could play better than the Celtic's players. 
True, that Jamal Crawford is a devil, where did he even come from?  I'm not sweating these losses though, they are AWAY games. Hopefully, we have home court advantage over those yeye Lakers. SMH!!! I think the game with the Wizards should bring us back on track unless those people stepped up their game. 

ur mom was damn right! 

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]Ogun? really?
i didn't think you were from the southwest at all.
i was gonna start guessing Abuja, Nassarawa, Taraba. lol[/color]

well i was going to write abuja but thot ogun will get a better "wow!"

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]i think i have guessed it already, you just don't want to say.
or Lagos? River?[/color]

Ogun

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]i like this guessing game
Edo?[/color]

nope! ! !

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]hmmm you're not?
i thought so.
Akwa Ibom? Bayelsa? Delta?[/color]

nope!

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]na wa for you ooo. are you from Cross River state? do you speak Sosongo? or i think that's what its called. black is a race not an ethnicity. [/color]

wrong! Black is a race and black is an ethnicity and i am not from cross river

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]anyway enough of his looks.
na2day what are you? ethnicity wise.[/color]  

black

chinesedoll:
Abeg am off jare
before some people start to insinuate something else
You never can tell when it comes to Nairaland! you know
Laters jare, am sure u hitting the gym now abi?

no mind NL. yup will be heading there once i am done paying bills

michelin89:
Why u dey swell this guy head?

sweetpie23:
i WONDER

HATERS! ! !  

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]lol i don't know if youre buff or not, i'm just going off of what i saw and you looked kinda chubby. and what is 7 pack? don't all packs come in doubles? 2,4,6,8. wth is 7?
i guess.
oh well, not my problem, toodles![/color]

u are a girl, u wont understand if i explain the science to u  

chinesedoll:
Please now I just want to prove a point.

Swell his head ke?
I know a good thing when I see one

abeg no post am, i no want these girls to dey ma$$turbate on top my pic when tomorrow na church 

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Forged eh? You are not alone [/color]

i ain't saying nothing

chinesedoll:
I swear This guy has nothing on Na2day

@Na2day
Please permit me to post that your shirtless picture.

abeg no post am, seun don beg me b4 say hin no want riot on NL, if all the girls begin dey pursue me na, all the guys go dey vex for am

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]edited:[/color]

does he has 7 packs? i got 7 working on my 8

chinesedoll:
Believe me they are not even close
I met Jim Iyke once and I used to see him a lot on TV, I have also met Na2day believe me Jim Iyke would beg to look like Na2day
but dem resemble sha just that Na2day is eating too much burger.

i forbid burgers, if it is not pounded yam i no chop  

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]well then if he has been trying to look like you he has done a damn good job at it cause he has passed you up. lol[/color]

u cant beat the original

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]she's not even that skinny, just slim.


na2day, you look like him in this pic:[/color]

https://www.ghananation.com/photos/public/images_upload/jimIyke.jpg


[color=#ff1199]+30lbs[/color]

https://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jim-iyke-bella-naija-who-am-i-600x458.jpg

point of correction, i dont look like jim iyke but word on the street is that jim iyke has been trying to look like me and i dont blame him, even me have been trying to look like me  

michelin89:
You have not seen me. How can you say I am a broom stick?

i have seen u, although i almost mistook u as part of the furniture

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]i have seen you before, remember? you posted your pic once or twice in the past.
lol
you just look like a heavier version of Jim Iyke, do you agree?[/color]

no, i dont agree, u need glasses big time and dont borrow michelin's

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]Jim Iyke is okay to me, i prefer the old Jim Iyke, when he first started acting.
na2day? looks like the jim iyke now, the jim iyke now is just okay.[/color]

Jim Iyke wishes he looks like me, he can never even come close  

chinesedoll:
@na2day

U know say na true sha
Have I not told you b4?

I f dem come see u smile nko dey wld conclude that you are his twin.
No worry u still fine pass Jim Iyke.

now u are talking, i always knew that i fine pass that guy  

michelin89:
Your face and arms show it all.

thunder fire u there!   the fact i am not a broom stick like u dont mean i am fat, muscles and fat are two different things  

sweetpie23:
mr hot guy what is it, do not you like been compare to Jims?

the guy is beneath me

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]I'm just saying you look like Jim Iyke (to me) just a bit heavier, +30 lbs.
that's all.[/color]

u haven't seen me and u know i have a +30?

ibkaye:
lol, I don't get it

can't help u there mate

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]na2day looks good, well if you are attracted to someone who looks like Jim Iyke +30 lbs.[/color]

where did u get the 30 pounds from?

ibkaye:
That could be one, if we were talking about the guy

right! so much for ur analogy

michelin89:
1. My own never start.

2. Buhhh! Mouf mouf.

all ur skeleton 1 pics will soon be all over NL and FB for all to see that folks in haiti and sudan still have it good

michelin89:
Sweetie there is something interesting coming your way.

ur own don finish  

koolchicco:
Mind naming names?

'Cos I wanna know how many u're servicing!

buaaaahhhaahhhh!  

sweetpie23:
and you think you are better looking then him? dreamer

i dont think so, i know so  

michelin89:
Can you prove that?

yup!

ibkaye:
Marriage is not based on looks alone, there are many other factors involved, then again, nobody is ugly

like the height of the guy?