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Essenza01:
There has been a problem lately, a friend narrated his sex ordeal with me and co-incidentaly I may have suffered from such when I once "cheated" (we were on a break)..

So this guy loves his wife so much, infact I met her once and she was really an awesome character, he is a bit introverted , although he never admits it, would rather call himself an ambivert

So the thing is, he is having sexual problems with his wife, when they make out, he barely lasts beyond 10mins and it bothers him so much. I asked him if his wife was okay with it, he said "well, she seems fine, but i just feels bad for myself, its give me some complex sometimes"..

I adviced him to avoid his favourite sex position, stay away from sugar, alcohol, eat more fruits and do more exercises, that it worked for me..... story.. baba dey shoot per/second..

Told him to stay away from porn and masturbation, he said he does not do that, well I said.. "nobody go gree for public"..

So the amazing thing is... he told me he cheated once with his wife and he lasted over 30min/round, he did 3 rounds.. he said it got to a point he was tired and started having jovial conversations with the "cheatee"..he said maybe he didnt like the girl he tried with a prettier one and he went even further.. bro was firing from all cylinders (turbo-supercharged)..

Long story short, he eventually made up with his wife and life returned to normal, unfortunately, he went back to his previous self (5 mins man).. he is really confused as he feels his wife sees him as an incapable man with small small insults here and there, while he cannot afford to tell her he is "jack the giant killer" with other women (certified)..

Who can advise him, cause I dont know how to... ?

Cc: lalasticlala

etcme:
Gone are the days.. When boys were real boys.

Rules of football when we were kids;

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban.

4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game.

5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over.

6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues.

7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.

8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score.

9. No offsides.

10.There is no referee.

11.There is fault only if the fault is serious.

12.The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.

13.If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.

14.If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.

15.The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.

16.To differentiate the teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts.

17.There is always a house where when the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!

18.Game over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.
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etcme:
Gone are the days.. When boys were real boys.

Rules of football when we were kids;

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban.

4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game.

5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over.

6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues.

7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.

8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score.

9. No offsides.

10.There is no referee.

11.There is fault only if the fault is serious.

12.The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.

13.If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.

14.If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.

15.The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.

16.To differentiate the teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts.

17.There is always a house where when the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!

18.Game over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents. You made me to remember my how I save money for 2 years to buy my self a flying carpet(ball) I wrote on the body BREAK AND PAY. That means whoever breaks the ball will pay. Before you play my ball you must cut you toe nails.

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Glite2018:
Who has letters GO for a percentage. ur location, number

BeLookingIDIOT:
That someone is a little articulate does not mean he's intelligent. An intellectually sound man won't believe all the rubbish he believes and keeps spewing. An intellectually sound man won't be directionless with no tangible plan on how to achieve his objective despite having millions of die-hard followings.

spyder880:
I should be the one thanking you bro, you brought out the beauty in this house. Your dedication to duty and professionalism is well noted, I enjoyed working with you. At any of my sites we are going to need any type of floor works, I will give you a call immediately. I am sure we will work together in another site soon. Thank you very much.

Supermugu:
.......And you never take pictures or videos of any of those criminal activities ? Shebi the IGP talk say make you take pictures or videos ? Why you no try at least take a single picture even from a far distance ?

mufutau55:
Wow! So nah you do the flooring of Owerri Mansion.
Good working with our one only Oga Spyder880.
The stamped concrete flooring is very nice.

Hajji M.

twinskenny:
Spyder is our oga

OZOnNengiTheory:
IPOB yoots should go and sit down. Your secrets have been exposed. Una go smell Una yansh for many long years