₦airaland Forum

seanjy4konji:
d guy frood na correct guy...if u dont watch d bb just keep quiet...

na dat esther girl him soppose just free...

he weak with woman but correct bobo

well spoken. The guy is multi-talented and multidimensional.

seanjy4konji:
d guy frood na correct guy...if u dont watch d bb just keep quiet...

na dat esther girl him soppose just free...

he weak with woman but correct bobo

well spoken, the guy is too correct. For those saying he is wack don’t even watch the show. Frodo is multi-talented and multidimensional. Just that his weakness is women which is almost every mans too. #teamfrodd

SultanOfAbia:
Flood na correct G
Cindy Ovaries they tickle whenever she dey around flood

haha, funny you

desvi:
many men out there are bald and make ladies weak in the knees
don't understand ur problem

please explain I don’t understand

JudgeOGBUNABALI:
Stick to skin cuts bro. Never allow anything affect your self esteem.
I had the tiniest legs when I was growing up and people gave me all manner of mockery names. From atinga no blood to stockfish to curry stick legs. It made me wear trouser most times. But I played good youth football, so exposing my stick legs was unavoidable. The more they jeered the more I played better.
Good news is that my legs finally balanced up themselves with my body and people even ask if I model this days when I am on shorts.
Just always have skin cuts and fully enjoy your life. Nature is always busy with our bodies. Trust me.

nicely spoken, great words of encouragement

pickatyou:
Konji is making That dude get confused

very true.

ddjay:
Man you are very lucky, just act the Joseph experience,
1. Tell her its a sin
2. No problem if she tries to snatch your dress
3. Leave the dress for her
4. Oga will send you to prison
5. No problem just go to prison
6. You will interpret dreams there
7. One of your beneficiaries will tell buhari about you
8. You will give buhari a solution to the nigerian problem
9. Your solution will end the nigerian problems
10. Finally you will be appointed secretary to the government of the federation.
BUT REMEMBER ME O

hahahaha. . This cracked me up big time

tomdon:
Konji de nak this guy apako

nor be lie him and omashola Konji wan finish them. That’s why them they miss yarn sometimes.

Hez143:
everything else might be true,but i don't believe that woman who got pregnant stuff!!
sleepwalk 2 floors down,kpansh,after kpanshiing,you sleepwalk back 2 floors up to your room.

martineverest:
unBEElievable osama BEE laden

ADRIAN88:
Lol! This guy funny sha... Na so dem dey profess love for person? "Konji is really marvellous".

haha

trevormide:
I urgently need advice to rescue my elder sister from the torture that she is receiving from her husband.

My elder sister is still young. She is 24. She is just 1 year older than me. Growing up, we have always watched each other backs. She got married about 2-3 years ago. The man is in his late 30s. Almost 40 years. She now lives in Port Harcourt with the husband. I had an interview in PH this week and my sister asked me to stay with them. I arrived on Wednesday. Everywhere was peaceful. Or so it seemed. I slept on Wednesday, woke on Thursday morning. That morning, the man was walking up and down with only white pant as if he did not know that there was a visitor in the house. The thing in his pant was like they put 4 fufu inside the pant. The thing was just excess. I ignored the man's stupidity and went for my interview. I came back in the evening and my sister and her 2 years old son were home. The husband did not come back till 9pm. When he came to greet me, he had alcohol all over his breath.

Later that night, I was awoken by screaming. I quickly got out from my room. My sister was screaming ah ah ah ah uh uh uh ah ah ah uhhhhh ahhhhh. The man was just fxcking her anyhow. Their door was locked. I went back to my room. I could not sleep. The screaming continued for almost 1 hour. When everywhere became quite I tried to sleep but sleep did not come until about 4am.

After sleeping for a short time, I was awoken again by another round of screams. I checked my time. It was around 5.30am. My sister was screaming again. She screamed till about 6am. I was angry. I felt sorry for her. I said I will talk to her once she comes out from the room and check her face for bruises.

When she came out later, I saw her in the kitchen, she was just laughing and playing like mumu. I asked her if she's fine, she said yes. I kept quiet so as not to rush into hasty conclusion.

Last night again was worse. I was hearing kpa kpa kpa kpa, the stupid guy was slamming her and she was going ah ah ah uh uh uh like 3 times last night.

I am leaving today. I have made up my mind that I will talk to our family about it. She needs help. She needs to be rescued from the torture she is facing almost daily.

Anyone with mature advice on how to rescue my sister can guide me. I am open to suggestions. Thanks

funny story

Me too. I have never dated a girl � that is younger than I am. I always attract ladies a little bit older than me and I kinda like it.

MachadoPreto:
Dude has dog traits way back

He sniffs anything having strange odour.

I swear u funny dye. �����

This is an odoriferous saga goongagatuangaga

That is what we call "Gentle Men On the highway"

NwaAmaikpe:



I was repulsed with how Mike swallowed the barrage of verbal abuses like a mumu.
I can only imagine what he goes through in the hands of his wife.

Where did our grandfathers go wrong in bringing us up?
The 21st century has brought a lot of foolish men who are misguided to accept that condoning a woman's nasty attitude is a show of strength.

The truth is, only a coward will sit still and allow a girl disrespect him like Tacha did Mike.
It is in a woman's place to step out of line, but a real man will call her to order.

wise one

The great NwaAmaikpe greetings

NwaAmaikpe:



In all sense of fairness, Biodun has excelled in his chosen profession. I can't say the same about Skales whose career has refused to "Shake Body" since 2015.

A musician who can't maintain a key for 50 seconds calls another a scam.
I woulda taken this seriously if it were from someone a bit more successful in their chosen career.

Skales, it's better to be called a scam of a pastor by someone whose only knowledge of you is through social media accusations than to be called a scum of a man by your own girlfriend and her friends.

iLegendd:
Because most náked statues are white men or Asians. And also, in dîckology, we have showers and growers. Statues use growers, not showers.

Most importantly, the designers of the statues don't want women to kill themselves with masturbation. Imagine a statue of a handsome man with a huge dîck.

Lots of women will go back home and fantasize about him. So, it's better to make it small than big and lure hòrny women into excess masturbation.

hahaha. You nor well I swear.

TimFisher2:


Wake up from 1am and start doing incantation

Tie red ribbon on ur head and rub white powder on your face

Do it for one week,and see for yourself

She will run away from your life entirely!

TundeeednuT:
So this girl wants to waste her pussy. That pussy must not die

Amen ooo

xendercage:
Lol � see the son shoe

I can’t hold it no more hahahahaha

Mysselff2:
Nigeria has one warhead,,,,,its called Bubu

the deadliest of them all [color=#006600][/color]

Please is anyone here that have a vast knowledge in VBA do reply. I have a problem and there is a reward. Pm me

dollytino4real:
thru Bluetooth abi zender

no na airdrop

LuciferTruth:
This is good news for men.


1. Men who earn N200k don't want them either.

2. Unfortunately for them, when they finally realize this, they have already been overfucked and age is no longer on their side so they run back to the N50k guys and find out they now earn N200k.

3. They waste more time trying to get back into the good books of these ex-50k dudes and get dumped for a younger girl eventually.

4. Next, they lower their "standards", abandon all protocol & force themselves on anything with a preeq that they can find (including goats).

5a. They finally get married to a gorilla then the marriage crashes less than 5 years later due to a combination of their barreness, foul behaviour and the gorilla's beastly nature.

5b. They fail to settle down and become Nairaland evening newspaper feminists, ranting and attacking every male moniker to compensate for the pain they feel deep inside.

6. Suicide.




*spits

hahahahaha

DREAMZZZ:
yes after that song davido became bigger than wizkid.....

and don't forget drake came into the picture boom Rihanna and C breezy broke up

Benekruku:
Their should be a Jaimacan embassy in Nigeria.


That country is worth visiting.

Sex, alcohol and cannabis would be damn cheap

as well as sti

Gratefulheart01:
It is stealing though but it depends on the way you view it. It depends on the man too and his faith. It also depends on the society we live in. We live in a con country where everyone tries to outsmart another person. Everyone in this country is made to be con-smart in one way or the other. If the owner of the school too is not smart, he won't be what he is today - I've not said the owner of the school is con in anyway, all the same he is a smart man.
Then since he's not stealing from poor people, the school is very rich and does not even know someone is siphoning.
If i have the hacking skill and way of deducting 5 Naira from every Nigerian account, although it is stealing but my conscience can't haunt me.
First, because i didn't hurt, harm or injure no one in the process.
Second, deducting 5naira each does not affect anybody in any bad way, you can't even know or feel you lose anything.
Third, when i have enough money, i know i will always help and pity the poor.

It may be a criminal offense if found out under law, and also a sin viewed from religion but it is not that ethically wrong when view under morals with reasons provided.

Robin Hood

TheManOfTheYear:
Madrid sold Ronaldo and replaced him with Akpororo (Vinicius Jnr)

HahahaHa they so very much alike

acenazt:
Thieves. Juve are mad. They are the masters of buying free players who have no contract but they want 32 mill for a fat morata?

G u too funny hahahahaha #FatMorata

Ibrahimanis:
Abeg anybody knows where I can stream online?

hesgoal.com all the matches can be streamed live from there