₦airaland Forum

Nickymichy:
There's something about this Messi
1) He was never sign with any sign on fee ( Meaning,he is priceless. You can't buy him)

2) He doesn't need more vote to get 7 balloon dior (Ronaldo has more votes but won less)

3) He doesn't need to be too exceptional to win award (His ordinary season is better than the rest)

4) He doesn't compete with anyone (If not for fitness sake, that guy fit no dey train self)

After all this i now realize say , it's not if him that willeth but of God that showeth Messi

lol

BegAt40:
Fucking Nigerian albinos is better thank fucking normal Nigerian girls that are not different from apes.

lol

ExudeLoveToAll:
There is, that guy is correct. It is a synonym for vagina flatulence.

toto analyst. Lol

Reggaemich:
I checked the bolded in the dictionary and there is no such word

I no say na cruise u wan catch

he is correct doe. It is called queef

ThierryJay:
Ronaldo's babe (tomorrow) - wake up Ronaldo its eight

Ronaldo (jumps up from bed) - Why nau, the midget won another one again?

Messi is the GOAT undisputable. Ronaldo is just a mere good goalscorer that offers nothing else for several years now.

Pendorables in the mud.

nice joke. Lol

oyatainer:
Football is not a war. Before Ronaldo fans brought about traveling footballer as parameter for greatness, fans and football used to cherish player with loyalty to a team. Greats are great because of loyalty not because they can travel. If moving around is a parameter, Zlatan would have won more. Ferguson is a great coach not because of traveling but because he was successful in United alone.

Besides, Messi has done it in different level. For example, I didn't know Messi in Barcelona but Argentina junior world cup. He did it in Olympics and now senior team. Ronaldo is good, why didn't he win all these?

the best comment I have read so far. Wise one.

Juliusmomoh:
That's how i want it now...

Anything you hear about me, belive it.

I don't give a fuc.k..

me too I don’t give a fvck about what people believe about me. I know who I am.

seankafor:
Na why I allocate am 30%
If shib of all shitcoins fit rise against all odds..
Then what God cannot do doesn't exist

lol

FIFApresident1:
Type dullardi.nho without the dot(.) And see what it turns to.

President Buhari

President Buhari (dullard.inho). Lol

AutoChick4U:
I need handkerchief pls, God punish anyone who says True love does not exist.


You haven't found it or unable to give it does not mean it does not exist..... Lord let this kinda genuine love locate me ijn

your wish will be granted, if it truly came from your heart.

decatalyst:
See grown up men arguing about another man's wife complexion

lol

Mercychen:
Not close.

You look like AY the comedian.

lol. You are wicket

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Why the dsp and the woman dey answer the same name

that’s true slawormiir. Tetteh

chatinent:
The future has beheaded the head.

lol

Bigman101:
Nairalander's I really need suggestion

I really want to be a person without emotions anymore..reasons beings that people keep hurting me coz of me being emotional soft..its either they take my kindness for granted or they betray me..it make think his can I get a very hard mind in people? At least that will help me and I wouldn't be hurt by people's actions towards me.....

I heard that in any relationship or friendship ,one person go love pass the other...am that person who love the most..eg I meet someone today be it male,female,etc ,I'll take the person like say na family member already and that's emotional, but all of a sudden them go do me something and I'll be like "what" (this person go fit do me this?)
So I am tired,like literally tired..I no wan care,love,pity anymore!! For the sake of my mental health ..I need advise abeggg

Pls moderator's help push this topic to front page..

burn trees and get high. You will survive. Bleep friends. Just get high always. One love.

Jesuschristus:
Russia is now more powerful than US

who told you so? Or are you insinuating.

lessonotes:
Mr. Adeniyi don japa, as Mr. Ola is on Nairaland.

lol

spy24:
If ole get sense he'll switch to a 3-5-2 formation

Degea

Lindelof varane Baily

Greenwood Pogba matic Bruno Sancho

Cavani Ronaldo

Man utd will win comfortably

How can greenwood and Sancho play wing backs. This is not the right formation for man utd.

NobleSeed:
10 years
Even if this man make heaven him no go see GOD .

lol

crazygod:
Lukaku is overrated. He has a better chance of making more money in WWE

very overrated player. He can’t play shit.

UTILITYMAY:
Why did he use 100/100 and not 10/10 or 60/60?

Proving nonsense!
Ask yourself this, how can you having no bread divided nothing become 2 bread in your hand?

Meanwhile, 0 divided 0 can never be 0, let alone 2

. I guess he is expecting a miracle.

Inspiration007:
10(square) - 10(square) is not the same as (10+10) (10-10).


The mathematician failed to apply the law of the difference of 2 squares correctly.

7 years of Engineering no be waste sha o lol

that is true pow(10,2) - pow(10,2) is zero 0. Lol. I agree ☝️ with you on this.

Glycosunde:

UEFA always setting up a club to be beaten by Bayern every year. B4 it was Arsenal getting analed by Bayern but since no more Arsenal in the champions league, they set up Barca now for the analing at Bayern hands after all Arsenal and Barca are brothers being analed by Lord Bayern


Sighs.......... Drops pen

lol. This is so funny. It use to be arsenal but now it’s Barcelona. Lol one more time.

Sonnobax15:

Never been mistaken for someone else before cha...But I don see who dem mistake for someone else...

That was back then in school,2015 precisely....There was this igbo guy in my hostel who just got admission into ND1(uche by name)....So one night,armed robbers came to rob us around 8p.m.....one of the armed robber pointed his gun at uche and was talking to his fellow armed robber like--"oboy,this guy resemble that guy wey dey fvck my sister,abi make I blow am shot?"

Na once my guy pee for body when he hear "shot"

lol. This is so funny.

7victor:
The truth is that in this world,no one is truly happy.

Some people commit suicide because they believe that others are happy except themselves.

But the truth is that no one is happy.

We may do somethings and get some momentary joy.

Things like going out for a drink, eating, dating, traveling, going for a vacation,watching football,or even having sex.

Human beings do all these to try and get some happiness and joy.

Without these things, people would be truly sad and depressed, because there is no joy in the Earth.


If you think you are joyous or happy,it is because there is something you are doing or expecting. Maybe you are expecting your boy/girl friend, that is why you are happy.

It shows that joy/happiness does not come from within you,it is a result of external things.


It is only when we get to heaven that we will be truly happy/joyous.

That is when joy,happiness and peace will truly come from within us and will not only be because of some external things, expectations,or activities.

Because there,in the presence of God we will have fullness of joy as the Bible says.

We are not happy here because we are strangers here on Earth.

We can only be happy when we get back home to where we were before being born on the Earth.

nicely said

MadamVanessa:
Messi you're football and football is you.

You're loved, and you're respected.

you’re fine as in cute

Kaykaydavid1919:
Igbo ladies don't give a Bleep. They re always after ur money 27/7. Lola is dis Lola is DAT don't marry Yoruba woman dis n dat. Ur Anita dat is Igbo woman where is she now? Jude is a senseless man dat has no common sense. He mislead Paul and no be Paul fault. Na igbo mentality they him head like Ghana man wet dey sale pofpof.

lol

Almaigaa:
IGBO WOMAN don show Poul and Nedu of Wazobia, shege

I don run ��‍♂️ from ibo girls. Their matter too hard. Lol

GOFRONT:
Chaiii....

The result of DNA killed Tunde Thomas.

Well, I still dey pity for Sunny my neighbour. His firstborn (a 2years old boy no resemble sunny at all, boy only carry mama face.)

I nor know whether make I voice my suspicion to Sunny as per my good neighbor or make i let sleeping DOG DNA lie

princewarri1985:
No pero has been there before Annie idibia, thats why all her kids senior annie idibia kids pero adiniyi gave 2face 3 kids and in some cultures that automatically qualify her as a wife, pero adiniyi is 2face idibia weakness and 2face idibia die a thousand times every time he sees Pero, and thats why 2face still sleep with pern till date because he can't resist her, pero adiniyi is from a very weathy family and she was once married to a very man who she dumps in America and gave 2face 3 kids, only God know's why 2face did not marry Pero i suspect Annie idibia use charm on 2face. The whole idibia family love pero more than annie idibia

I think pero disvirgined 2face. Any lady that disvirgined a guy, that guy will always be emotionally attached to her same goes both ways.

TimeSpaceWizard:
Tuface is a simp after all. Can a woman do this to Davido?

How can a woman have 4 househelps and 2PAs but 2 kids. Meanwhile Music is no longer as lucrative as before.

Sit the women down together and calculate their basic expenses as well as expense to their kids and remit that to their accounts monthly or annually. Then give each of the two women different homes and buy a third for yourself and live single.

Who ever has not experienced the demonic nervous system cracks of a woman has not faced the worst thing in life and is therefore lucky. When this is over, Tuface, if wise, will be greater than he is.

But for now, He is a Slave. Just working for his army of disorganized responsibilities.

shut the f up. There is a huge difference between being a gentleman and a SIMP. You fucking retard.