₦airaland Forum

seanwilliam:
and dont forget to always use raincoat..


If her pussy sweet, and u no want to start pussy hussling, keep her and turn her to your sex object .Fhuck her like say she no get creator.

Kill all the feelings for her

To be honest, I hate all these relationships talk talk...
If you are in relationship, have it at the back of your mind that your girl go still fhuck up las las..


Except Virgin, no girl worths the stress.. u still have 90% assurance on virgin..


Ask yourself why jesus no get wife...
Ask yourself why God no get wife...
Ask yourself why satan no get wife...



Take 10 dosage of redpill for today

na fool u be. Wise fool

Ishilove:
How do you know your erection has not been restored? Are you saying after fasting you still went back to fornicating?

That thing that wants you to keep patronising prostitutes is a waster. Don't give it a chance.

dairykidd:
Guy maintain ur office very well as the comptroller general of ze oza room for now. Make sure u useless that office like our leaders before that abroad guy come say him want take over. And when he comes abeg eehn no even try to convince the girl to dey with u because she done already let u know with code say something dey the pipeline and u no gree stop am from the beginning. So Enjoy ur office for now

oil Dey ur head. Na Man U be

OBONGDON:
Please family, I need your advice as a family, anybody could be in my shoes. Sometimes ago, she called told me about a guy in US who asked her out but she told him, she's in a relationship. Some days later, she told me the guy and her actually chat and I requested to know what they were chatting about. She told me just everything about life, I said okay then moved on. About 3days later, he told me the guy volunteered to help her with some funds to work on her shop "though she's been working on setting up her shop lately". The guy sent 50k, some days later recharge her about $15 for her to renew her sub. She told me everything and showed me their chat and kept telling me not to worry, that she can't date him. Two days ago she told me the guy wants to send across a phone to her or she should find out the one she likes and the price and tell him. She told me about this and was telling me probably the guy wants to entice her with money. Just last night the guy wants to send her money for foodstuffs and she told me again. I wanted making a decision yesterday to tell her to stop all that or probably I should just let her go and focus on myself. Please advice.

see my guy. U Dey Bleep up. You know y? Because u nor get sense. U suppose they get ur own commission from the guy too through ur babe since e Dey ame. Guy wise up nor go dey dull urself.

Anarchy01:
I have a female friend
which behaves funny
atimes, she does
things like squatting
suddenly on the road
and laughing so hard
for less funny jokes.
She's quite s*xy and beautiful but she shocks me by weird things she does.
I have tried kissing her before and even though she refused, she smiled sweetly at me.
I have no girlfriend currently so am thinking of s*xing her.
Can i at least f*ck her without being harmed?

Finstar:
I've noticed it too.. Mad men has it bigger

crackhouse:
Eh yaaa. An African man won't say the last part. Instead he will threaten to come as spirit and kill you if he see you with another man.

Babapyro:
Blurring the picture is unneccesary, aspirant cultists should see where cultism leads to

Even if the picture is not blurred. Those who want to give their soul to the devil will. So it’s a matter of choice.

JBoss25:
Its better i do Yahoo than join cultism, there's no gain in this shit

baba all of them Na Devil squads

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Hahhahh. Lets welcome this niggarrr to the real niggarrrs league!!! Hahhahhah

Isoright.
Welcome to the league of real niggarrrs

If you are a niggarrr and you have not experienced sexually transmitted wahalar then you are not a real niggarrr

The one when do me inside early 2019
I bang two girls within one month inside February 2019 without condom

O boy! When my dickkk start to dey scratch me after three weeks of the sex. I nearly mad..my dick nearly fall off because of scratching... that thing chop almost my thirty thousand naira. I first go normal chemist. Them give me Injection still the thing nor stop.
I run go Uniben health centre... The doctor shook me penicillin injection plus one other injection like that

I can never forget last year! Now ehnnn. My condom dey always dey with me steadily. Now i don reason am say he be like all these girls can actually have infection but the thing nor dey dirsturb them and he nor dey show for their body.
Na we guys the thing dey dirsturb pass.

exactly the pussy is a safe ground for bacteria and virus to thrive. U see the relationship between a girl pussy and bacteria is symbiotic.

rusher14:
SOHCAHTOA is involved.

oil dey ur head

Martinez39s:
Is he also sleeping with your Tangent and Cosecant?

I hope he is not sleeping with his secant and sine too

justnock:
If big booty ladies won't be available in heaven, I don't want to make heaven

fool

ChildOfDoom:
I also masturbate a lot. I think its up to 10 years since I started masturbated. I am a chronic masturbator, no lie. i masturbate to almost every thing. from staring at boobs or ass to watching sex pics/porn or doing it to sex chat. I am like a veteran in 2go flirt room.

at the height of it, I masturbate up to 2-3 times a day. now I have irregular erection and flaccid dick no matter how you turn me on. I use cream, oil, saliva or any thing slippery to self-service.


I have started having back pains, painful joint and partial vision impediment. wish I could stop. but anytime I am lonely or frustrated after losing much money, I turn to self-service to give me little reprieve

legend of the wankerda

vanida6:
so waz he gonna tell angels now he over fvcked dat hole and he die


angels gonna welcome em wit lovely beating!!

Eagleboney:
Money : she get am
fame : she get am
beautiful looks: she get am
whats her reason for committing suicide now,this type of suicide report dey tire me,That why I salute Nigerians, upon all the hardships suicide is rare here, unlike peaceful and rich countries like Japan and co who have more suicide rate than Nigeria,
RIP to the dead though

India �� is not rich. Nigeria �� is richer

cRobo:
I'm still waiting for the lady that will rape me

and give u std/sti

Starz825:
No be sadio mane of Liverpool be that...

Criticaltemp:
So u want us to believe that u never knack since ur 1st bf left u!?

hahahaha

StarOnEarth:
He said he is blessed naturally with power
That was what I thought in Jss2 till Eric nearly use blow to remove my teeth.
Till now I dont engage in a fight.

NwaAmaikpe:




An Imam once made a sexual advance at me.
We were reading the karatu when he snuck up from behind and grabbed my gbola.
I don't know what I recited in the karatu that made my gbola become a green snake.

He ran away and to this day he still calls me Amuagwo.

Bonatheripper:
Depends on who's tempting...
I'd personally flog Teni with leather belt if she tries to tempt me.
But I'll f.uck banky's wife hard

laughing hard at work

Enemyofpeace:
Na techno kill am, fear that small boy

solmusdesigns:



Yeye man and woman, didn't she feel his body heat or the tourch on her bum

I had similar experience and the lady was.leaning backwards as she was been shoved back from the cue and she had big warm soft bum looking back with a smuck evil grin, i just had to trick my mind by thinking about disgusting things like nairaland graphic pictures like accident scene with blood everywhere and shattered limbs


..

NwaAmaikpe:




So using a farm tool can truly bring honour?
Yet most of our Nigerian girls will rather be hos.

they rather be the farm tools

Khd95:
I heard left boobs are usually bigger than right boobs, because most neegas are right handed


I know that was off point

But op, your wife is still breast feeding,have you take your time to observe which of the brezz she feeds the baby with more ,it could be that reason

somehow true

MASTERCHIEF0847:
So what of when the man who is starring at a lady is a yoruba ritualist from Ogun state?

Amuatulu:
Amuatulu
The thing be like clitoris*

hahahahah@

9jaBloke:
Omashola fall hand. He has the mindset of an unfocused SS 2 student.

PureGoldh:
Okay ooh.....Glo no be network na

Even if you climb their mast...Network go still dey fluctuate

h@h@h@

PUSSYHOE:
I stick with pussy!

team pussy 4 life