MrOlokonla:

Don't mind those clowns supporting those thieves loan guys. They did same to me, I paid my debt but they didn't reconcile my account. Later an agent called and was blowing hot telling me to pay before so so time if I like my reputation. Told him I had paid but he wasn't having any of it then he sent an account number for me to repay to. I was sceptical at first but i felt since the money wasn't really much (8k) then make I just try am. My brother naso my money waka o. I called him tire he no pick. Well later that night, they stylishly remove their money from my account coz my card was linked with them and you know what? They did it twice. In the dead of the night when I don sleep . Woke up to see two mysterious debit alerts. In all, I lost 32k just for 8k debt. Next day I called their customer they were all playing me.

So profound was my grief that I vowed to unleash mayhem on these stupid loan apps. Every one of them. I went to play store and ransacked them and borrowed from at least 17 of those apps. Yes 17. They plenty die for play store. Used fake contacts for all and that was it. They say they get craze for head abi.

The only legit ones are carbon and branch and fairmoney. Pls if u borrow from them, pay up but you see those Chinese bastards like sokoloan , gocash etc , I encourage the whole world to borrow from them and not pay back a dime. Let them go back to their country and continue their nonsense.

17 too small, me I dey owe almost 23 loans apps 431k.

ekene101:
resync and everything will sync with their database once they go online with their system.

bro thanks for the info, but wat if I've already uninstalled the loan app before syncing?

Thanks guys

I'm currently banking with UBA, but its a passport account (I opened it with only passport) but now I want to upgrade it, I heard the requirements are "Any valid ID card, 4 passports, and utility bill". But the problem is I don't have utility bill. Cos where I live we all use prepaid. Will the bank accept just the "ID card and passports?

mu2sa2:
No way. With bvn and nin, there's no hiding place - just pay what you sign onto and live in peace. There's nowhere you can borrow somebody's money and just say 'To hell with you, I won't pay up'.

they shud come to my house since they have my bvn, if i no shoot their brains out. U must be their agent. Motherfvcker

ekene101:
When taking loan, delete all your important contacts,goto your Gmail contacts and delete the important contacts,sync it and they won't have access to your important contacts..let them message the 99% fake contacts on my phone,I don't care
Once you call and start abusing me or sending stupid messages to my contact,I ain't paying,I will change all my contacts to fake contacts and sync it with their database.let them message unknown gun people.
God bless that guy that posted this secret last week. You are a genius bro..

who posted it. I want to know about it. Wat if they already have your contacts in the first place?

josh123:
thanks, but its very urgent, I will surely pay back

with N500 I can teach u how to take a loan from 15 loan apps without paying.
They won't even send a defamatory message to your contacts. If u like believe me or not. E dey your hand.

UBA
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God bless in all dat u do sir.

Stephenmoka4:
Appreciate the response, I just hope it doesn't takes more than 48 hours to get the loan

maximum 10mins

Stephenmoka4:
Nice. Kashkash and Xcrosscash, what do I need to get a loan and how soon do I get one. Thanks

just download the apps, and when signing up make sure the details u input in the app correspond with your bvn details.

Stephenmoka4:
Do Kashkash give instantly?

How much and how long is for the xcrosscash?

Kashkash gives 11k for a start
Xcrosscash gives 14k for a start.
But I like Xcrosscash, cos they can give u loan even if your credit score is poor.
But the Oga of dem all is Nodcredit. They give u 50k for a start. But if you have poor credit report, they can give 40k or 30k. But the highest is 50k. But u gats upload your bank statement and any Valid ID first. They gave me 40k to pay 47k for one month. I love dem.

MrOlokonla:
Na that authorization to embarass you as they please just weak me pass . This is what we call emotional torture.. I no move Sha.. let them do their worse.

dem don threaten me tire

Frenzy01:
Me sef get one loan to pay back by weekend like this and money never show.. I dey fear make dem no disgrace my generation.




Abeg.. I sell and I buy any breed of dogs swiftly at a very reasonable price. I also offer Boarding and pet care services. Checkout my siggy for contact information and slide into my DM so we could strike a deal

borrow from another loan and pay dem. Try Xcrosscash or Kashkash. They give 14k loan for starters

[quote author=Evolutionlove post=102100054]

[b]You don't even need to press 'Yes" before they gain access to all the Information on your mobile. Once you Install the App then that's It. While the App Is Installing, There Is a "BUG" In the App which secretly start SCRAPING Information from your phone to their database without your consent.


Abeg delete dis lie jare. Who told you that?

Stoopid blooger

Olosho sharrap

Director Zack Snyder never disappoints, he's my favorite director.

Bro whatsapp me, i will teach u how to pay up and even collect more loans. 0818 3588 812

And besides don't take threats serious, they can't do anything. That's wat they are paid to do. To threaten and insult you.

I can't wait to see Juventus in Europa league.

Trash

Eyanbahose:
it works like that?

yes. Perfectly

Don't click any link, just use opera mini and log in your Facebook account, that's all. Just go to your profile photos and select any old or previous profile pic u have used before. All the likes and comments will be intact. Shikina

Yam na you be

If Arsenal Win dis match, I will go and do my nin.

MIMOSAXY:


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it loads forever. Abi e need 7g network to stream?

Whatsapp me, i promise you that you will never lose your money in betting again with my unfailingly 2 odds daily.

Telegram234:
Too boring for my liking.
Guys learn from me..
Me: Hey?
She: Hello.
Me: I was just passing by and I saw your profile, u look nice, and cool and could make a good friend..
She: hmm, DAT nice..
Me: how was day? Boring or cool?
She: it was cool. Urs?
Me: mine was cool, I was just balling with ma crew, to order something from the menu in a bar and hunt soft humans, a girl hawking oranges was just staring at me and she bumped and she poured everything down, I was just laughing when I was helping her..
She: lolz. U are funny..
Me: Nah, ladies tells me that but later they go the other way round, hope u are not like them...
She: lolz. Why do u say so??
Me: yeah, all ladies are disame.
She: dats not true..
Me: hmm, all ladies love pink, telemundo, zeeworld and icecream, does that not make all of them the same.
She: lolz...
Me: hey, duty calls...here is my line...080********9 gv me a call by 9pm so I will know it is u and not that customer care lady who is always bugging at night after hearing my voice on the phone..
She: Lolz OK I will...
Harddon thanks so much.

in squidward's voice "Borinnnng"