Na wa o, peter go bring penalty, but na Paul dey always play am, use break record. make i shut up. Before dem go say i be Messi fan

Na wa o! Goat wey dey always use best losers qualify, dat one na real goat? The ones wey no be goat dey top group qualify.

ekene101:
same here o but na that go cash and soko no dey let me rest with calls,I don blacklist them tire,they go still call with new number,after I listen finish na blacklist straight up. As for that mumu sokoloan girl,once I hear her voice na tv I dey put phone near make she and tv dey talk,very mannerless person.

download truecaller, enter blocking settings. Follow the settings in the image below don't thank me

Some of dis loan apps when they have too many defaulters, they create another loan app, when u download the app and input your card details, they will drain your account just to recover their money. (imagine draining 100 accounts) Dis is wat some people don't know. as for me. I no dey pity dem. I don collect tire.

ekene101:
now na to call u like normal street guy with slangs like "how far na,wetin dey sup". No more Good morning/afternoon I am calling from... Very soon na "bros abeg na,try dey pay even if na 1h every week till u pay finish" Sokoloan dey even get mind dey say dem go bann my bvn as if na small pikin I be. I don zero my mind,make Dem spend like 80k to 100k come fine me because of debt of 5500.

5500? Lol, me I dey owe all the sokoloan apps, gocash 37,800, fastmoney 10k, Eloan 23k, 9jacash 23k, sokoloan 15k I no include other apps o.

ekene101:
after gocash messaged my contacts that I'm a thief and wanted by the authorities,they still called me now that I haven't made payment,I just told the mumu arrogant girl to go collect the money from the people she texted or if possible,the authorities that's looking for me because 1naira wey wash,I no dey pay and if she go fit lend me extra 2k make I use buy captain jack as rain fall and body need am to warm up. She say na debt go kill her generation both born and unborn no be me

dem don even tire to call me sef, some of dem don tire to threaten, now dem dey beg me to pay dat their job is at risk.

ekene101:
bladddy fhool I have collected from all your soko owned app and I ain't paying a dime. We will frustrate ur business just as u frustrate people's life,if u can still add to d one I borrowed so I can buy beer and pepper soup as weather cold so, e go make sense.

My guy
As for me, gocash call my father dey insult am say, criminality runs in the family, he gave birth to thief blah blah blah. My father call me tell me wetin dem tell am. Since then, I vex change all my contacts to dummy contacts. As I'm typing dis right now, I'm Owing 27 loan apps (almost 432k now). If i pay make i turn to Maggi

Portugal scored 4 goals and still lost 4:2

Is dat 169k or 169 naira I'm seeing?

Upjis:
My Parents has a foundation where we help people
We pay school fee and feed 27 people we don't even know ..it keeps going up by number and we thank God for providing for us ,so we can help the helpless ..When you change their life's you have changed world

The way you talk shows me that poverty runs in your blood line in short your generation ..

Naira land is a faceless forum where idiots ,foolish low life people like you come up and talk nonsense

When I tell you that hunger has made you really mad that you don't think normal again

Fool send your account number let me send you some money to eat ,so your brain can reset and come back to normal cow

UBA 209 2785 247

FreeSpirited:

Shame on u...what have you or ur parents changed about this world...u all are just angry idiots

na u get strength dey reply buffalo

MrOlokonla:

My guy abeg spare some of your time give me list of apps. I don search playstore tire. The ones I dey see I don borrow from them. I need fresh ones. Even the ones you uploaded on that pics I've used most of them. Pls just spare some time give me better list..

FIRST OF ALL....

1. Cut your nails.
2. Wash your hands.
3. Stimulate her thighs and grab it firmly.
4. Fuddle her boobs.
5. Flick and play with her clit while you kiss her same time.
6. Wait until she's wet before sliding your finger in so it won't hurt.
7. Soon as you feel she's wet, look her dead in the eyes while you slide your fingers in her.
8. Grab her by the neck and choke her while your fingers go deeper in her pussy.
9. Twist and grind slowly in her walls, looking for the pin point of her G Spot.
10. Pay attention to her body language to know when you found the right spot with your fingers.
11. Soon as you find the spot, focus on it, grind in there, go deeper, talk shit to her at the same time.
12. Ask her how she want it, faster? Slowly?

Then Bleep the hell out of her..
Thank me later

Vernon26:
I guess so. I don resign to fate. Lol na me do myself. I jus tell my family incase them see anything. One of the contact them get na army colonel e no dey take rubish. Them person wen go text am that kind message eh...

.

The difference between Instagram and Twitter is:

Instagram : 1gb data = 3hrs
Twitter : 1gb data = 1 week

Juventus didn't buy him to be Euro all time goal scorer.

MALIGNANTGuest:
By Scoring 500 PENALTIES & playing against Solomon Islands, Faroe Island, Belize, Nicaragua, Malta, Poland, Luxembourg,

Na wa, wetin person wan enjoy for 19 month old girl? Abeg na devil curse am.

Wat if she's an olosho in disguise?

I can't wait for Buhari to ban Nairaland

Do it bro, it's useless after u don collect money

ekene101:
can you imagine gocash enter my alarm go set reminder to pay them today. Na d alarm even wake me up,dey never see anything na we go remove them from business,stupid people.

U grant dem access to your calender, contacts, phone calls, messages. So don't be surprised.

Quarrel with your friend in his presence, call her names and also tell her to go and treat dat sickness that's eating her up slowly, tell her to stop spreading it from Peter to Paul.

Volkswagen90:
thanks bro,but u try o,hmmm and u go remember all .

more dey sef. All of dem na yahoo boys get am. 3 or 4 loan apps na 1 idiot get am

Dogasas:

I don change the pin. Hopefully that helps.

Another question boss abeg this people dey come person house adress? In case you mistakenly used your real address

how people Wey no get office go come your house? No fear

Vernon26:
has any of them been due?

long overdue, but Nodcredit will extend your loan for another month by adding interest.

Vernon26:
I'm just trying to get rid of the ones i have for good. My issue is this contact thing. I if i can get pass that. CASHLION message my contact when it was barely 24hrs of due. Don't want to experience that again.

cashlion won't message your contacts, except u stop taking their calls, just tell dem, You are financially down right now, dat things didn't go the way you planned dis time, they shud pls give u more time.

Vernon26:
jesuuu. I was worried about mine till i saw urs.

NOCREDIT na 50k or 40k dem dey give to pay 47k or 57k. But u gats upload your bank statement and any valid ID. If they ask what's your purpose of the loan, choose "loan repayment"

Vernon26:
jesuuu. I was worried about mine till i saw urs.

use the details in your bvn to fill the loan forms to get fast approval. If not your loan will be declined.