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Romance / Re: He Borrowed A Car For His Wedding And Lost His Wife To The Car Owner. by naijapay: 12:45am On Apr 20, 2012
~Killz~:

What an insult to Wale Adenuga & Superstory . . . . grin grin

Apologies to Wale Adenuga! Some stories turn up on here that are so babyish I can't believe it! grin grin This is the kind of topic that makes me wonder sometimes whether someone sits down in one corner and thinks 'How can I ridicule all those nairalanders today?' grin grin . . . . and it made it to the front page! It really belongs in the Jokes section. Or is their an 'nkan mbe' section for these kind of stories that 'send shivers down one's spine'? grin grin . . . . . I am ROTFL at this time of the night! I have been amused by the way . . . . well done, poster! grin grin Una no go kill pesin for this Nairaland o!
Travel / Re: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by naijapay: 12:32am On Apr 20, 2012
shemy: Can a friend view the property on my behalf? "Is there possibility of prices crashing down later.Most accomodation are to be shared and not ensuite, na wah o. to share property with people not known before get as e be. Also, i will love my kids to come over to see me at least once before finishing the program , will this affect the kind of accomodation to get?

A friend can view property on your behalf or you can wait till you get here to view and choose accommodation as suits you. What you get largely depends on your budget and preferred area. You might be better off arranging temporary accommodation so that you can chose your long-term accommodation when you get here as your friend's taste might be different from yours. I say this because I have viewed properties I would never have stayed in if offered for free being put up for rent at ridiculous prices. I am talking of properties that can give you nightmares for weeks for just viewing it alone! grin grin You wouldn't even believe that kind of accommodation should be legal to let out in the UK.
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun: You Must be Losing Money from Ads by naijapay: 12:19am On Apr 20, 2012
@ Seun

In the 'temporary absence' of google ads, perhaps you'd like to consider nairalanders (Private advertising) who want to advertise their biz. We might not pay you as much as google ads but you'll still earn good money promoting proper Naija business jooo! Can be packaged as forum/section/thread sponsorship. Many global forums combine this option with google ads. I have seen some forums utilize the empty space to the right of all posts for advertising too!

Sorry about your 'google plight' though!

PS. I noticed you/moderator 'hid' my advertising threads and gave no response when I emailed, so I excluded you from our google placements! wink wink Yez! tongue
Travel / Re: Stealing At Murtala Mohammed Airport by naijapay: 11:07pm On Apr 19, 2012
hrhobi1: My Luggae was intact but one old lady bag don emtpy, she only saw empty evelopes , she was shouting that the evelopes belong to people in Naija , that her neighbours gave to her to deliver for them, she doesnt even know what was in those evelopes.

Poor woman! I wonder what she's gonna tell the envelope owners! One does not need to risk taking plenty of cash with them when travelling these days. You can send money to Naija ahead of your trip, or log in to your overseas bank account and send it to yourself when you arrive in Naija! There are also traveller's cheques etc.


No need to risk losing your hard-earned money to thieves who ransack your luggage at airports.
Romance / Re: Keke-napep wedding by naijapay: 8:15pm On Apr 19, 2012
Keke Napep will not be entered on the marriage certificate jooo! cheesy Does not affect the validity of the marriage in any way! cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Govt Officials Opened 73,000 Fake Pension Accounts by naijapay: 8:12pm On Apr 19, 2012
My heart goes out to the genuine poor pensioners who never get to receive their pension payments.
Romance / Re: He Borrowed A Car For His Wedding And Lost His Wife To The Car Owner. by naijapay: 6:40pm On Apr 19, 2012
@ topic:

This is SUPERSTORY! grin grin

Travel / Re: Stealing At Murtala Mohammed Airport by naijapay: 6:30pm On Apr 19, 2012
Never had any of my stuff stolen. I would say it is more likely for luggage to be tampered with at the departure location, not arrival.
Family / Re: Sisters-In-Law: Why Do They Change So? by naijapay: 11:27pm On Apr 17, 2012
allycat: I once had a nasty experience with my BIL,he came unannounced when already had 2 other in laws one who was very ill and needed extra care in the house with me. No problem. The same day he arrived an unknown babe came to the house and sent the night, no problem. The next day I came back from work and met yet another girl in my house. Because there were already guest he was sleeping in my room and the next morning this girl was wearing my nightie. He is older than my husband who was not in town the day he arrived, so I kept my mouth shut till my husband arrived the 2nd evening.I then told my husband that I would tolerate a lot but not anyone using my matrimonial home as a brothel, he had a talk with his brother and the girl left the following day as it was already late when my husband returned. After that I could do nothing right, my peices of meat were too small. I sat at table without waiting for him, I greeted him one kind in the morning, the list went on and on. Meanwhile this guy came into the country from UK,didn't bring as much as a pin for my husband, hid milk, juice and cereals in his room and only brought them out when he finished what was in my fridge and pantry. At a time he wanted to take my car to go visit his friends when he knew that my other in law had a hospital appointment and said I should take the man to hospital in a taxi. My husband and I don't even share soap or towels, but this my lovely BIL's girlfriends were using my nightwear, towels, soap and cosmetics. I threw away a couple of things after his visit, i couldnt bring myself to use them again. After about 2 weeks he moved out to a hotel cos even his own sister refused to have him stay in her house with his girlfriends which she said her husband would find insulting.but I was still blamed for making him uncomfortable in his brothers own house.
Some in laws can take the piss. He stopped talking to me for almost a year and boy was I glad. I had my peace. We have made up now and I don't know what his brother said to him he treats my home with much more respect cos he comes into town almost every 6 months and spends about 2 to 4 weeks with us. The only thing I do is when I know he is coming I jack my husband for extra housekeeping so that his brother can eat big big meat. Shebi the size of my meat was one of the things he complained of.

What a BIL! Some people are so rude and show absolutely no respect for others! Even the galfriends no get shame sef! He was really taking the piss!

Politics / Re: The Ibori Sentencing: Live Updates by naijapay: 10:44pm On Apr 17, 2012
reindeer: ;DI don't usually wish anyone evil but i hope this guy gets gang-rap3d in prison
This may teach him a lesson.
Imagine the world class hospitals his stolen wealth could have built
Imagine the number of pregnant women who wouldn't have died in labour
Imagine all the children born prematurely that would have had good incubator care
just imagine!
Infact, may he be gang-rap3d by a bunch of HIV infested never-do-wells!

Na real wa o! grin

Politics / Re: The Ibori Sentencing: Live Updates by naijapay: 5:22pm On Apr 17, 2012
cap28:
Any chance tht he'll be beaten to death by an inmate jst like serial killer jeffrey dahmer?

Haba!That will be over the top! Na only money him launder now!

Travel / Re: Nigerians In The Uk, How Do You Cope With the Scottish Accent? by naijapay: 4:33pm On Apr 17, 2012
The Scottish accent never ever fails to get me laughing. grin grin. I also find it sexy! Reading a poem recently titled 'Cudddle doon' (by Alexander Anderson). Goes thus:

The bairnies cuddle doon at nicht
Wi' muckle fash an' din
"Oh, try and sleep, ye waukrife rogues;
Your father's comin' in."
They never heed a word I speak.
I try to gie a froon;
But aye I hap them up, an' cry,
"Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!"

Wee Jamie wi' the curly heid-
He aye sleeps next the wa'-
Bangs up an' cries, " I want a piece"
The rascal starts them a'
I rin an' fetch them pieces, drinks-
They stop awee the soun' -
Then draw the blankets up, an' cry,
"Noo, weanies cuddle doon!"


4 more verses of the poem to go and I am still laughing my socks off grin grin, and saying to meself ' I cannae really translate tha'! cheesy cheesy

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Travel / Re: Renewing Nigerian Passport In The Uk by naijapay: 3:14pm On Apr 12, 2012
@ eyejae

Thanks for sharing your experience. Been worried about how to get mine too. One problem I had though is making the payment through SW 'something'(don't remember their name now). Three times now their system did not process my card payment. I emailed them twice and have heard nothing since January this year. That effectively put a stop to my application.
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 2 by naijapay: 3:05pm On Apr 12, 2012
justwise: [/b]

Others may believe your story but i don't.

^^^

There seems to have been an error on the part of the officer who refused the application. It is not unusual that once that error has been brought to their notice, their original decision would be reviewed. There would be no point for the ECO to let the matter drag on when the error is very clear.

Travel / Re: Pictures Of Nigeria - Show Us Nigeria Through Your Pictures by naijapay: 10:10pm On Apr 11, 2012
Lovely photos of home!

Travel / Re: A Thief Passenger On Abuja- Lagos Bound “arik” Airplane On 4th April Instant by naijapay: 10:07pm On Apr 11, 2012
Na real wa o! grin

Travel / Re: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by naijapay: 9:54pm On Apr 11, 2012
Food preferences and means vary form person to person. I am surprised some students are talking about Coffees, Lattes, Mochas etc. They are expensive in comparison to what you would buying real food(for a naija palate)and the figures add up quickly. Making and drinking your coffee or cappuccino at home is definitely cheaper than paying to have it in some Cafe everyday!
Business / Introducing Naijapay Money Transfer To The Nairaland Community by naijapay: 4:04am On Apr 08, 2012
Hi everyone,

I am using the opportunity of this wonderful community to introduce NAIJAPAY MONEY TRANSFER to you all.

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UK based Benbron Solutions Ltd has has launched its UK - Nigeria Money Transfer Service.

The new Naijapay Money Transfer Service allows Individuals and Businesses to send money to Nigeria Online, via Phone or Via Text. The service offers a fast, efficient, reliable and affordable means of transferring money to friends, families and loved ones.

Nigeria is in the top 10 recipient of global remittances in the world, receiving some $10.6 billion in 2011 according to the World Bank. This figure could be even greater with lower-priced but effective money transfer services available. Nigeria's strong and growing Diaspora community, especially in the US, Europe and Asia, are responsible for the remittance flow.

The Naijapay Money Transfer Service offers a 'direct-to-bank' service which enables beneficiaries to withdraw their money directly from their Bank Account through ATMs in Nigeria during or outside banking hours or over the counter at a Nigerian Bank during banking hours. UK residents can send money by PHONING the Naijapay Customer Service line, TEXTING or using the website at HTTP://NAIJAPAY.CO.UK to access Naijapay's Next Day delivery service which is provided as standard and starts form as low as £1, or the Same Day deposit to recipient's bank account is available from as low as an extra £1.

Naijapay offers an excellent service at competitive fees and guaranteed exchange rates, giving the sender peace of mind and excellent service for their money.

Naijapay Money Transfer is regulated by the Financial Services Authority (FSA) for the provision of payment services and by Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs (HMRC).


Source - http://naijapay.co.uk/news.aspx

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We look forward to serving Nairaland members, the Nigerian community home and abroad, and the lovers of Nigeria and Nigerians! cheesy cheesy

Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business by naijapay: 3:57am On Apr 08, 2012
Introducing NAIJAPAY MONEY TRANSFER SERVICE to the house.


UK based Benbron Solutions Ltd has has launched its UK - Nigeria Money Transfer Service.

The new Naijapay Money Transfer Service allows Individuals and Businesses to send money to Nigeria Online, via Phone or Via Text. The service offers a fast, efficient, reliable and affordable means of transferring money to friends, families and loved ones.

Nigeria is in the top 10 recipient of global remittances in the world, receiving some $10.6 billion in 2011 according to the World Bank. This figure could be even greater with lower-priced but effective money transfer services available. Nigeria's strong and growing Diaspora community, especially in the US, Europe and Asia, are responsible for the remittance flow.

The Naijapay Money Transfer Service offers a 'direct-to-bank' service which enables beneficiaries to withdraw their money directly from their Bank Account through ATMs in Nigeria during or outside banking hours or over the counter at a Nigerian Bank during banking hours. UK residents can send money by PHONING the Naijapay Customer Service line, TEXTING or using the website at http://naijapay.co.uk to access Naijapay's Next Day delivery service which is provided as standard and starts form as low as £1, or the Same Day deposit to recipient's bank account is available from as low as an extra £1.

Naijapay offers an excellent service at competitive fees and guaranteed exchange rates, giving the sender peace of mind and excellent service for their money.

Naijapay Money Transfer is regulated by the Financial Services Authority (FSA) for the provision of payment services and by Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs (HMRC).


Source - http://naijapay.co.uk/news.aspx


We look forward to serving Nairaland members, the Nigerian community home and abroad, and the lovers of Nigeria and Nigerians! cheesy cheesy

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