girlygirlyMain:
When you've been doing the wrong thing long enough, you get bold enough to call it culture!

Calling a student "my son" are you his biological parent?

When the child asked if you were an idiot, your reply would've been "just like you are sweetheart"...

YOU mirror them and they fall back.
Don't go to another man's country and expect them to understand you.
YOU are in their country to understand them and make a living. Period!!!

…Sweetheart? Lmao, you go just land for jail one time.

So I compiled a list of things to bear in mind while prepping to go ateaching in the UK:

1. When asked, “are you an idiot?” Simply answer, “No, I’m not. But I’m sure your mom is.” Then proceed to ask the class, “any more stupid questions?”

2. You must not touch the pupils. Even if it would result in saving a life.

3. Don’t call any pupil ‘my son’ or ‘my daughter’. No be you born them.

4. Oyibo children have delicate ears. So lower your voice while talking to them. Whispering is fine.

5. Don’t yell. Don’t complain. Try not to land in jail. Just teach, earn your pay and leave.

People must be told the truth, the Eko Atlantic City is 100% not a Lagos project like Tinubu and his minions would want you to believe.

See this video, jump to 11:30


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIfdFYZQiQ

Chat me privately if you wish to be earning that amount monthly with just an initial stress and spending. People work and earn smarter when they know what works.

P.S: You won’t need to spend up to that amount.

Un Banan Republique... That's what my Frenchmen would call it.

I support them, let FG kill him without any further trial.

Then let them appoint Gumi as the Defense minister.

Omo! This is even more reasons for people who love their lives to relax at home. Bullet no dey ask questions, e no dey look face �

Lalastic! Sory, Siri! Play me Trouble, by Nissi

Nice reportage. However, I find it that the writer has intentionally or ignorantly skipped some aspects and under reported some.

What he calls "Farmers Herders" crises had been there since. However, the herders being emboldened by their brother in power, it took a deadlier turn since Buhari came on sit. I remember as at the time of my NYSC in 2016, a guy from Agatu in Benue State narrated how the machete-weilding Fulani herders upgraded to wielding guns. That was no coincidence.

No mention of how Buhari's Nepotism and Ethno-religous biases has contributed greatly to the problem.

He didn't mention how the Federal Government through the military have been complicit in the whole problem, prompting Retired Army Gen. T.Y Danjuma to sound a warning to Nigerians that "if they're waiting on the military to save them, they will die one by one."

He didn't mention how federal security elements extra judicially executed thousands of armless and peaceful IPOB protesters. Dumping them in shallow mass graves, the evidents are there on the internet. Amnesty International, never stopped harping on this.

How did he come up with some of his numbers?
That the Nigerian civil war claimed just a million lives?
That the Igbos are just "a sixth of the Nigerian population"?
That only 25% of Southerners oppose the imposed sit-at-home order?

It''s very easy to see his bias even as he tries hard but failed to hide it.

Posterity Will never judge his kind fairly.

See ehn, Nigerian police people are the most sexually undisciplined force in the world.

Do you know that often times, female arestees have to bail themselves with their own poosay?

Sometimes when they go to raid brothels, do you know how those ladies bail themselves?

Or should I talk about the infidelity that happens within their rank and files? If you know, you know.

Tueh!

Relax, he go soon send you invitation card.

You want him to propose in public so you can turn him down and make him a content for ibstablognaija abi?

6pm go soon nack

All these steady shaleying is it not to divert our attention from the over revealed dirty secret of this government by Commodore. Kunle Olawunmi.

Stock pile ni, stockfish ni

mayormick: Lolz....I know there will be comment about Nigerian girls, but honestly are we saying we don't have whites with protruding stomachs?...or we don't have girls with fine and nice stature like this in Nigeria. Let us not forget that most of these celebrities are models and ambassadors, and they do everything necessary to remain fit and attractive. As a matter of fact, I have seen even some of these Americans celebrities that becomes very fat and unattractive. Most of us tend to forget that keeping fit and nice na serious hard work, I mean confirm serious hard work

No be lie bro. Hard work with super discipline. Imagine having too much money yet you no fit dey chop nkwobi with chilled bear anyhow

Exkandayee: Nigerian girls with their protruding bellies, humping on one dick to another,I hate Dem Nigerian girls,ok I dislike Dem,no vex

You're just a werey, but I like you bro

She's still a minor tho.
So If na man keep am all these while, and it becomes established that he had carnal knowledge of her, then he still fit go jail. Based on statutory rape... wether she enjoyed whatever they had or not.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Mscheww. Yeye talk.

He has a point, don't discard it as yeye talk.
Besides, sex and multiple orgasms aren't the only reason for a heterosexual relationship/union.

If they were, I'm sure you know you won't be here defending nonsense.

I'm not judging, but if you're psychologically sensitive enough, you'd see she clearly needs help. Forget say she dey play hard man.

Apparently, all Muslims are equal, but some are more equal

Oduduwa republic! Here you come hahahaha

mu2sa2:
The Jews are the worst war- mongers on earth. A Jewish child is trained to regard non-jews as inferior to jews.Today Christians and muslims are second-class people in Isreal. To jews your life is worthless if you are not a jew and you can be wasted.
Israelis are still basking in the myth that Israel is undefeatable. But Hezbollah's definition of victory is narrow: to inflict strategic damage on the enemy is all they need to declare victory. Just a few days ago a missile fired from Syria landed near a nuclear site in Isreal. While Isreal has built a strong military over the years, they should know that their enemies aren't sleeping either.

I completely disagree with you. We all know who the worst war mongers are, not the Jews.

dre11:

The report listed some of the reasons the fighters deserted the terror group.




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/457234-over-4000-fighters-desert-boko-haram-report.html

It's a Piper and the payer affair. Pay ISS and they will sit down and research for you too. Na your money kill am �

If 5-10k daily is your target, then you don't even need up to 1m. Just 100k.

How?

I have a sure but risky (I must warn) way to make a steady 5-10k daily.

You only need 3 things; courage, self control and of course your 100k.

BREAKDOWN

1. Open an online bet account. (I won't mention any as I am not here to advertise.

2. Fund it with the 100k.

3. Look for a 1.05 - 1.10 sure odd and invest in.

100,1000 × 1.10 = 110,000.
You withdraw the 10k and continue the next day.

If you are not greedy, you can steadily make the 10k from the comfort of your house.

You can also sell shaving sticks. People love to shave during this period.