YourMajesty:
Maybe I did not make it clear enough in my first comment or maybe I was just being economical with the truth, but I will do so now,

Young man, you are a THIEF.

Just look at the spead you used to reply me.

From interestedhere2 to interestedhere3 to fartooblessed and surprisingly, you created the interestedhere3 same day and time you used in creating the Wordlychild handle you use to do your cooperate Almajiri online begging and fraudulent activities.

Your useless fraudulent antics will only work for some emotional clowns who are being "touched" by the trick you played all in the name of helping someone.

If you like use your phone to smash the concrete floor, deactivate this account and login to your other numerous NL account, you're and will still remain a shameless fraudster.

Good night THIEF....

fartooblessed:
Give me a figure

shadeyinka:
What is the probability given

1. Infinite sets of 30 Alphabets, symbols and punctuation Characters
2. A means of throwing/juggling them
3. Infinite amount of time to repeat the above that

1. Intelligence can result
By intellegence I mean Logic acting on data and producing results consistent with the logic.
Or
2. A meaningful book can result


Some professors are of the opinion that given enough time, without any seed of intellegence behind it, a computer can write a love letter or a chemistry textbook!

And I agree with them!

Andrewkinggg:


MY DAD SAID IT WAS EQUAL TO IT BECAUSE THAT WAS WHAT MADE HIM TRUSTED THE PAYMENT..

Andrewkinggg:
Crazy times!
I was about to submit a post of how my dad was defrauded of about 150k on Saturday. He didn’t realize until sunday, yesterday. He sells bags of rice in wholesale, the scammer got about 5 bags of rice worth over 140k plus, took my dad’s account number and sent it to someone(I believe is a staff of first bank) checked my dads account balance so that the fake alert corresponds will correspond with the current balance.

He got to the bank this morning, they confirmed our fears that indeed it was a fake alert. I cannot just cry. May God judge these fraudsters accordingly.

VanessaKokomama:
I have not been called BABY for a long time even if it's Baby oil, Baby lotion or Baby seater.
Abeg just baby me small na beg i dey beg

SymonLFC:
Please nao, i am an engineering student at uniport all my course are online i already have a laptop all i need is stable internet connectivity. I am up to buy used mifi at a cheaper rate, getting a new one will put a strain on my ever dwindling budget. The cheap modem i got for 2k overheats and is friggin slow.Thanks

alexola20:
Yes.Definitely.
I will even be proud to do that and confirm na my papa born me.
Even the mothers should also be happy to carry a paternity tests in their children for virtuous sake,if they don't have anything to hide.



Ps.
I know a mother that may accept the test to be carried out even though she knows maybe one of the children doesn't belong to the husband.
But trust me,the husband may not see 7 days sef to see the result.

All power belongs to God sha.

MVP.

Taysik:
i can actually relate to this lmao. especially during group photos because every other person is short�

Zenor23:

But has your calendar been approved?

Zenor23:
As for me,I heard people are already filling up the campuses.But all the information I have been getting are not clear enough.Pls those that have started resumption should give update for others to get a clearer picture.

HopeVictor:

dm me Op

Queenlovely:


chai, give me link

Queenlovely:
I want to give the possible Scenario that may take place if Nairaland Falls.

I know we all love nairaland, some of us feel closer to some nairalanders more than our Facebook friends, but let us also remember that anything can happen, nairaland may not exist in the next 10 years.

Some wonderful sites pre nairaland no longer exist, like my space and Napster, 2go. Eskimi and others that are losing customer to other platform.

What are some of the things that may make nairaland fall?

What if nairaland fall?

Possible Scenario#1 Seun will become Rich too or poor
Oga seun may become visible on TV and internet trying to advertise, doing things that may bring him attention. because of the dwindling revenue. He may sell it before the boat sink totally.

2* Better Site than Nairaland; just like Facebook is losing advertising dollars to influencers, advertisers may now advertise on platform with a bigger following, The new site will attract Nigeria boys with monetary reward to convert their likes to cash,

3* Government Banned Nairaland, Government may see the level of hate speech on the forum and decide to shut it down, seun will petition and lose, inshort the site will be dehosted from ISP.

4*Lalasticlala willl start dusting his certificate he had not used for years, maybe he may team up with seun to build a better platform, he may grow to hate snake, or become a snake charmer,

5* Old Nairalanders Will Have Nostalgia for the good old days. If the site is still on the internet, old nairalanders will come back to read their old comments, the forum will be empty like 2go rooms or Telegram. some will regret spending so much time online, why they didn't act on their business idea.


6* Some wicked Moderators will be out of work, they will brag about how they banned righteousness 66 for 300 years. some will stand with seun, some will abandon seun,old moderator group will be formed on Facebook

Great100000:
What lesson have you learned from this article?

Do you think the man is wicked for him to give his wife who is married to him for 10 years just his cars and house while he gifts the maid his company and $726m?

Let's have your opinion in this regard.

Photo Credit Instagram: emmieblog.

Ericsdm55:
Testimony To The Glory Of God

I am sharing this testimony with you to encourage someone believing and waiting for the Lord to remain steadfast.

For sometime now my spouse has been battling with cancerous growth around her breast. To cut long story, she was on chemotherapy last two years and after then it was one drug to another.

Last year 2020, she started developing serious pain around her left armpit and it got worse as the runs down. The pain around her armpit was so much that we just didn't know what to do again. That evening we were having our devotion and I was led in my spirit to tell the kids to pray specifically for her. We continued like this for the next two days, laying hands on her specifically and declaring God's healing on her.

I noticed the fourth day she slept well with no complain of pain. So I didn't ask her, because at a point I just asked less, because of the emotional stress I often try to suppress. After a week she called me and showed me her chest, but the scary lumps was gone. Also, the excruciating pain around her armpit was gone as well. I am returning all praise and glory to God Almighty.

God indeed does answer prayers. I never visited any prayer house or miracle centre. I am not much of a church goer or a prayer warrior. I am not saying observing those things are bad. What I'm saying is; if you believe in Jesus Christ in your heart and confess Him as Lord and savior, then you are a child of God and have every access to God Almighty as well.

God also saves me from a serious financial burden in one of the worst time of the year 2020. I truly do not deserve this divine intervention and truly no body does, but the Lion of the tribe of Judah has prevail and overcame for me and you . Be encouraged, shalom!

penocrat1:
Very simple.Run DNA test to ascertain the truth if the child is from the woman

Caaz:

and I just made free #17k this morning frying akara as profit.... maximum time spent 6-8:30)
I drank chilled maltina and fresh donut with pink toppings.

JChase0:
Hi

5hanklee:
I no Sabi the spelling sef.

I worked on one and this is the result.

OfficialR:
I found the first ever thread on Nairaland that was not created by Seun. I'll leave a link to the thread below and how I found it

Basically, if you create a thread on Nairaland, the thread URL comes with a number which is possibly the thread number (e.g This thread is https://www.nairaland.com/6386722 meaning it's the 6386722nd thread created)

So I tried by typing in the search box nairaland.com/1 but it took me back to the main page. I also tried the same method for nairaland.com/2 all the way to 13 but none of them gave me a result.

I typed in nairaland.com/14 and it finally gave me a result. It was a thread about Family Relationships way back in 2005. This could possibly be the first thread of Nairaland not created by Seun himself. You can check it out by yourself

www.nairaland.com/14

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