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Family / Re: Tanzanian Who Spent 20 Years On Death Row Released, Brother Sold His 6 Houses by nairaman66(m): 6:26pm On May 21, 2022
Life can be crazy!
Romance / Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by nairaman66(m): 3:17pm On May 21, 2022
questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?

Sad you can’t see the handwriting! Older sister knows you dun chop her younger sis! She want to screw you to get back at her younger sister!

Last last, both of them will leave you. Depends on you if you like this narrative!
Politics / Re: Tambuwal: DSS Operatives Were With Deborah Samuel but were overpowered by nairaman66(m): 12:14pm On May 21, 2022
Were you there Mr Tambuwal?

Security personnel are known to be chronic liars and opposers of truth. They must have lied to the governor to change the narratives!

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Politics / Re: Osun Delegates Meet Osinbajo With Tinubu’s Caps (Pictures) by nairaman66(m): 5:09pm On May 20, 2022
Those with Tinubu caps go out please. Simple solutions to simple problem
Food / Re: Please See 700 Naira Fish (pic) by nairaman66(m): 4:47pm On May 20, 2022
2saviourfriday9:
Lolz i wonder weather fish no de river again

They will say na USD dem take buy the fish
Car Talk / Re: Advice On First Car To Buy by nairaman66(m): 3:56pm On May 20, 2022
frankpro27:
Planning on getting my first car soon. Budget is 3-4m. What will be your recommendations pls

Get a Camry 07-010. Easy maintenance! But do not use this car for any kind of maneuver! A word is enough for the wise

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Family / Re: As A Woman I Have Decided I'm Never Getting Married Or Having Kids by nairaman66(m): 3:49pm On May 20, 2022
How many times will this hit FP? Who cares if you get married or sleep with a dog?

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Romance / Re: My Encounter With A Girl I Met On Facebook Not Upto 2minutes by nairaman66(m): 6:42pm On May 19, 2022
Jennyclay:
@kimiso

Just 1k you cannot help someone who's in need? You still went ahead to share your chat here on nairaland just to shame her. Nawa o!
Well, I understand you're also a broke man who don't have common 1k to spare.

DaBaby settled a whole airport yet he didn't make hell of noise.. Is Dababy not your mate?? Answer me!

When I say broke men have numerous wahala, some people would think I'm joking.

Spits!!

Can you help me with 500 airtime?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Signs National Health Authority Bill Into Law by nairaman66(m): 5:14pm On May 19, 2022
Where are all the bills you have passed? Passing a bill without implementation should be a crime! Buhari has been known to raise people’s hopes then shatter it in pieces!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bush Condemns Putin's Invasion Of 'Iraq' Instead Of Ukraine by nairaman66(m): 2:19pm On May 19, 2022
Bush must be fascinated by the invasion of Iraq by his government till date!! grin

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Crime / Re: Alfa Tiamiyu Abass Dismembers Female Customer In Oyo, Police Recover Body Parts by nairaman66(m): 4:26pm On May 18, 2022
Religious leaders in Nigeria are 50 percent of the problems, politicians 45 percent and Nigerians 5 percent!

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Computers / Re: My Windows-10 Failed To Sign Me In by nairaman66(m): 4:15pm On May 18, 2022
Could be partitions on the WIN10 files have been corrupted or failed due to a recent update you downloaded but didn’t finalized!

Try to boot on safe mood first! If it says the same, you need to reinstall WIN10.

However, safe mode will help you to save/recover your data.

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Celebrities / Re: American Bodyguard Of Dababy Collecting Lagos Girl Number (Photos) by nairaman66(m): 3:23pm On May 18, 2022
Rahkman:
Their exchange was captured in a video that later trended online. In the clip shared on Instagram by Samklef.

The lady who appeared to be one of the video vixens, was seen typing out what many assumed to be her phone number into the phone that was given to her by the bodyguard

Person wan change oil, you say make him nor collect number ?
Career / Re: My Female Colleague Stopped Talking To Me Because Of This by nairaman66(m): 3:20pm On May 18, 2022
OlawaleBammie:
that is where u miss it bro, dont do like a toddler throwing tantrums.

If i were him, i will even be the first to greet her, either she respond or not is not my wahala

You are simply a simp forever! Not trying to patronize the idea of being nice!

Someone will keep info from you and want to get intel and still ask you. You’ll be damned if you work in an intensive work place!

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Career / Re: My Female Colleague Stopped Talking To Me Because Of This by nairaman66(m): 2:46pm On May 18, 2022
My brother! You are on the right track. When you see her in the office, be the first to walk past her without saying anything. She will apologize!

Ladies love to play mind games with guys! Don’t fall for this. The red piller team will continue to emancipate SIMPLE men folks on the road to redemption!

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by nairaman66(m): 2:22pm On May 18, 2022
Snail
Vodka
Lemon Juice!!

Want something light this afternoon!

NB: Your body will go on a metabolic race!! The sweating after this will tell you the story!!

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Celebrities / Re: Helen Paul's Post About Generator & NEPA Bill In Nigeria Goes Viral by nairaman66(m): 1:13pm On May 18, 2022
VULCAN:
PDP left power 7 yrs ago yet you are still involving them in our current hell!

Are you related to Lai Mohammed?


Too early to be a slowpoke!
Celebrities / Re: Helen Paul's Post About Generator & NEPA Bill In Nigeria Goes Viral by nairaman66(m): 10:54am On May 18, 2022
Shame on the Nigerian government we had before, and this present chaotic government in place at the moment.

APC dismal performance in governance, especially in corruption is mind troubling! They made the PDP look like saints!

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Education / Re: I Did A 1 Minute Plank Every Morning And This Happened To My Body by nairaman66(m): 1:40pm On May 17, 2022
DrBrainstorm:


Thanks. If you are beginner, it will be very difficult to do 50 push-ups at a go, you have to start by doing 10—15 everyday. Then as you get used to it, you increase it to 20—25,then continue that way until you reach your target which maybe 50 or even 60-70.


True. Consistency is difficult!
Education / Re: I Did A 1 Minute Plank Every Morning And This Happened To My Body by nairaman66(m): 1:19pm On May 17, 2022
DrBrainstorm:
Very true, most mornings I do 50 sit-ups, 50 squats, 50 push-ups and a minute or two of plank. With these you do not even need weight lifting if you just want to look very fit and not bulky.

Impressive! 50 press up is pretty challenging for me. Keep up the good work

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill 7, Abduct Traditional Ruler In Kano by nairaman66(m): 8:13am On May 17, 2022
The APC government has brought nothing but death to Nigerians. Yet, they want to bring in another mannequin!

Power belongs to the people! Not some group of unscrupulous elements parading themselves crooks in con artists regalia!

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Health / Re: Ugandan Girl Commits Suicide In Dubai By Falling Off Apartment by nairaman66(m): 9:38pm On May 16, 2022
Unimaginable! Left your country to commit suicide in another man’s land!

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Celebrities / Re: Osas Ighodaro Hugs And Hypes Kehinde Bankole Who Lost AMVCA Best Actress To Her by nairaman66(m): 11:06am On May 16, 2022
Impressive showmanship!

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Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Buys 2022 Toyota Land Cruiser Worth N110 Million by nairaman66(m): 10:27am On May 14, 2022
For all the cars these suppose celebrities have been buying.., garage suppose dun full na!!

Hopefully, this isn’t audio!

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Politics / Re: I Need Muslim Brothers To Explain This picture To Me by nairaman66(m): 10:27am On May 14, 2022
Asgard13:
And what instructions did your bible gave to children of isreal in the Bible

And how many times did he order them to kill all living things both small and big and even animals

I don’t underthis hypocrisy

Worship your own god in peace and leave you god to judge

As Yoruba Dey worship Tinubu anybody Dey challenge them?

Is there anywhere in the Bible, where it is written for Christians to kill unbelievers?

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Politics / Re: EFCC Begins Probe Of APC, PDP Officials For Money Laundering by nairaman66(m): 9:08am On May 13, 2022
VHILL:


But by now you would have blamed him for the war that would have ensued after failing to relinquish power.

Hahaha! What war? It was all a disjointed ploy from the start orchestrated by Tinubu in connivance with Buhari. Now the chicken has come home to roost!
Politics / Re: EFCC Begins Probe Of APC, PDP Officials For Money Laundering by nairaman66(m): 1:24am On May 13, 2022
If goodluck had held on to power, all these rubbish over the years with APC wouldn’t have happened!

Tinubu and his bullion van cash should top the list else, this is just a typical charade!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Xi Jinping Is Suffering From Cerebral Aneurysm - Report by nairaman66(m): 10:44am On May 11, 2022
Sltp:
He took China from 0 - 100. At a pace never experienced anywhere else in the world. He is the savior of the Chinese

Mao laid the groundwork!

Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Rushed To Hospital Diagnosed Of Phychosis by nairaman66(m): 9:43pm On May 10, 2022
KillIgbohoN0W:
I hope those tapping into their blessings also tap into their problems because you cannot run away now.

This is why you can never catch me dick riding any idiotic yeyebrity. I believe they are just me with some more money.

Simple.
Politics / Re: Entertainer 'youngest Old Man' Picks APC N10m House Of Reps Expression Of Intere by nairaman66(m): 9:39pm On May 10, 2022
APC should be investigated for this astronomical price for their forms!!

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