₦airaland Forum

The evil genius & maradona, is at work. He has shared the national cake to so many. Its now time for roll call so those who are dinning with him, & are being used to do his dirty work will be procecuted. In my place it is said that if you did not eat a meal of beans you can never find beans in your stool. The man cleverly uses the national cake to get the greedy wolves amongst us to work for him, while he cleverly stands at a very safe distance watching & smilling. You can hardly link him to any crime. Meanwhile he masterminded it. Mr. Maradona, the long arm of the law must catch up with you soon. God has given you a very long rope & is asking you to repent. If you refuse to repent, that rope will tie you so hard, you will curse the day you were born. A word is enough for the wise. But of cause you & a fool & extreemly sheepish, & I know you will not heed any warning given to you. You will only have yourself to blame.

The evil genius & maradona, is at work. He has shared the national cake to so many. Its now time for roll call so those who are dinning with him, & are being used to do his dirty work will be procecuted. In my place it is said that if you did not eat a meal of beans you can never find beans in your stool. The man cleverly uses the national cake to get the greedy wolves amongst us to work for him, while he cleverly stands at a very safe distance watching & smilling. You can hardly link him to any crime. Meanwhile he masterminded it. Mr. Maradona, the long arm of the law must catch up with you soon. God has given you a very long rope & is asking you to repent. If you refuse to repent, that rope will tie you so hard, you will curse the day you were born. A word is enough for the wise. But of cause you & a fool & extreemly sheepish, & I know you will not heed any warning given to you. You will only have yourself to blame.

Its glaring that GEJ is the best of all the presidential aspirants. The man is the most educated & he is working on power, there is availability of petroleum products,he is trying to encourage foreigners to invest more in Nigeria, etc., etc. There is so much intrigue. The Northern elders, Ibb, Buhari,Atiku & and other traitors like them promised to frustrate GEJ & they are not giving him a conducive atmosphere to work. It is surprising that anyone can talk about Ibb of all people, that shameless man, coming back after the reign of terror he unleashed the 8 long years he ruled. Whatever happens God will see GEJ through, & give Nigeria the right leader. Ibb & his group will never succeed in their evil plan to threw this nation into confusion. Their evil plan will continue to return to them in Jesus' Name, Amen & Amen

One man's meat is another man's poison. Much as it is not possible for all ND's to like GEJ, why cant they cooperate like the Northerners? ND is a miniature Nigeria like one of the Post's righly said. You have the run down of the make-up already. Its a case of he is not Urhobo, he is not Itsekiri. But that is all wrong. GEJ is not tribalistic, according to his Vice. That is a trait most Nigerians lack. Tribal Politics has plunged this Country into so many problems, yet no lessons have been learnt. God has placed GEJ there as President & he will come back as President. Then those who refused to support him will bury their heads in shame. Of cause some who are shameless will still come to seek favours. There are so many boot lickers & they have no shame. May God deliver them in Jesus Name' Amen. NAJALYN

I thank God that Nigerians are beginning to embrace good & vehemently opposing evil. I thank Jonathan Vatsa & members of the National Democratic Forum for putting to shame their northern elders. The elders who are supposed to act as elders have lost all sense of direction and are bent on plunging this Country into another civil war. But they will all reap what they are sewing & will continue to face disgrace. God will continue to keep Nigeria & her people together in peace, love, unity & harmony. Anyone who attempts to compound our problems will find himself taken out of the Country & will not believe what hit him. Long Live Nigeria. NAJALYN

I thank God that Nigerians are beginning to embrace good & vehemently opposing evil. I thank Jonathan Vatsa & members of the National Democratic Forum for putting to shame their northern elders. The elders who are supposed to act as elders have lost all sense of direction and are bent on plunging this Country into another civil war. But they will all reap what they are sewing & will continue to face disgrace. God will continue to keep Nigeria & her people together in peace, love, unity & harmony. Anyone who attempts to compound our problems will find himself taken out of the Country & will not believe what hit him. Long Live Nigeria. NAJALYN

Happy 50th Independence to all Nigerians. Although this is belated, its better late than never. I am sure everyone had a nice time. Our nation has come a long way. We have made mistakes and we can correct such mistakes. However we can never correct such mistakes by constant criticism. Your words are potent, very powerful because ye are Gods in embrayo. The more we critisize the worst the situation. The less the better. Try abusing a child olodo, ode, oloruburuku, omo ole. Of cause the child will display, & very seriously too, those qualities. Then you start crying. Olorun emagbami o! Was it Olorun who asked you to pour such insult on your child, and on a daily basis. What you sow you reap. Please let us change our attitude. Pray more for our Country and pray for our President & all helping to pilot the affairs of our great Nation. Prayer is the only solution; it never fails. Long Live The Federal Republic of Nigeria, Long Live Nairaland. NAJALYN

El Rufai said it all. Ibb & Buhari are expired & have nothing to offer Nigerians. Empty barrels they say make the loudest noise. I am seriously baffled that Ibb and Buhari simply refuse to see the handwriting on the wall. Well they will see it too late. Like I always say, opportunity knocks but once. Those who may wish to get their share of the National Cake have between now & the elections to do so. All the best. On a serious note, let us pray for victory for President Goodluck Jonathan. He is the man we need. God will put Ibb & Buhari in their proper place in Jesus' Name, Amen & Amen. NAJALYN

Nairaland is the best. I Congratulate Seun and his Moderators for a job well done. The rules and regulations put in place to curb the excesses of members is good, for an Organization without rules and regulations is a mad house; all dancing in different directions. There is no boring moment in Nairaland. One can spend a whole day in Nairaland looking at one topic after the other, except that the bottomless pit referred to as the stomach will always remind one to go fill it up from time to time. One gets up-to-date news in Nairaland. Job seekers have plenty to sellect from, so many business ideas, there are topics on health, food, the list is endless. Then we benefit immensely too from the debates. So much is learnt that would help guide against others mistakes and help us think in the right direction. Although some opined that abusive language is used, really its all part of the fun. Let all take note that we are one Big Family in Nairaland and live as such. It will definetly pay off. Long Live Seun, Long Live Our Wonderful Moderators, Long Live Nairaland, Long Live Nairalanders, Long Live Nigeria. NAJALYN

Nairaland is the best. I Congratulate Seun and his Moderators for a job well done. The rules and regulations put in place to curb the excesses of members is good, for an Organization without rules and regulations is a mad house; all dancing in different directions. There is no boring moment in Nairaland. One can spend a whole day in Nairaland looking at one topic after the other, except that the bottomless pit referred to as the stomach will always remind one to go fill it up from time to time. One gets up-to-date news in Nairaland. Job seekers have plenty to sellect from, so many business ideas, there are topics on health, food, the list is endless. Then we benefit immensely too from the debates. So much is learnt that would help guide against others mistakes and help us think in the right direction. Although some opined that abusive language is used, really its all part of the fun. Let all take note that we are one Big Family in Nairaland and live as such. It will definetly pay off. Long Live Seun, Long Live Our Wonderful Moderators, Long Live Nairaland, Long Live Nairalanders, Long Live Nigeria. NAJALYN

Nairaland is the best. I Congratulate Seun and his Moderators for a job well done. The rules and regulations put in place to curb the excesses of members is good, for an Organization without rules and regulations is a mad house; all dancing in different directions. There is no boring moment in Nairaland. One can spend a whole day in Nairaland looking at one topic after the other, except that the bottomless pit referred to as the stomach will always remind one to go fill it up from time to time. One gets up-to-date news in Nairaland. Job seekers have plenty to sellect from, so many business ideas, there are topics on health, food, the list is endless. Then we benefit immensely too from the debates. So much is learnt that would help guide against others mistakes and help us think in the right direction. Although some opined that abusive language is used, really its all part of the fun. Let all take note that we are one Big Family in Nairaland and live as such. It will definetly pay off. Long Live Seun, Long Live Our Wonderful Moderators, Long Live Nairaland, Long Live Nairalanders, Long Live Nigeria. NAJALYN

Nairaland is the best. I Congratulate Seun and his Moderators for a job well done. The rules and regulations put in place to curb the excesses of members is good, for an Organization without rules and regulations is a mad house. There is no boring moment in Nairaland. One can spend a whole day in Nairaland looking at one topic after the other, except that the bottomless pit referred to as the stomach will always remind one to go fill it up from time to time. One gets up-to-date news in Nairaland. Job seekers have plenty to sellect from, so many business ideas, there are topics on health, food, the list is endless. Then we benefit immensely too from the debates. So much is learnt that would help guide against others mistakes and help us think in the right direction. Although some opined that abusive language is used, really its all part of the fun. Let all take note that we are one Big Family in Nairaland and live as such. It will definetly pay off. Long Live Seun, Long Live Our Wonderful Moderators, Long Live Nairaland, Long Live Nairalanders, Long Live Nigeria. NAJALYN

Nairaland is the best. I Congratulate Seun and his Moderators for a job well done. The rules and regulations put in place to curb the excesses of members is good, for an Organization without rules and regulations is a mad house. There is no boring moment in Nairaland. One can spend a whole day in Nairaland looking at one topic after the other, except that the bottomless pit referred to as the stomach will always remind one to go fill it up from time to time. One gets up-to-date news in Nairaland. Job seekers have plenty to sellect from, so many business ideas, there are topics on health, food, the list is endless. Then we benefit immensely too from the debates. So much is learnt that would help guide against others mistakes and help us think in the right direction. Although some opined that abusive language is used, really its all part of the fun. Let all take note that we are one Big Family in Nairaland and live as such. It will definetly pay off. Long Live Seun, Long Live Our Wonderful Moderators, Long Live Nairaland, Long Live Nairalanders, Long Live Nigeria. NAJALYN

Fellow Nairalanders, let us stop a moment and annalyse the issue regarding Ibb making a come back to be President of Nigeria. Each time I read or hear that the dude is contesting, it makes me extremely angry. The same goes for all who have commented. We do not need to get all worked up because Ibb wants to contest. On a lighter note, if Ibb were to be in the midst of people like us, I bet we will tear him apart. He is lucky he is guarded. Now seriously, I have said before that Ibb's supporters are only after their share of the National cake, nothing more. On the day of elections all without exeption, even his own children will not remember to vote for him. God has allowed him to contest so he will lose all that does not belong to him. Nigerians are all solidly behind President Goodluck Jonathan. Even his own People attended President Jonathan's Rally to pledge their support. So let the Holy Spirit pushing Ibb keep pushing him. So many people will share from the National Cake, and he will lose the election, in Jesus Name; return to his home town looking sheepish as ever; and realising that the game is over, he can never in eternity rule this Country again. NAJALYN

Lest we forget by anonimi pertially recounts attrocities committed by Ibb. And now he is frantically fighting to come back. God gave him opportunity to rule this Country and he failed woefully. Like someone rightly said, he will re-live 1983 - 1993 in his memory, if he has one. He used thugs against the Ogun State University Students. This is enough proof that the man plans to come to unleash a reign of terror, more terrible than what he did before. Thank God President Goodluck Jonathan has come to rescue Nigerians from Ibb and people like him. Even his fellow Northerners have pledged support for President Goodluck Jonathan. All pretending to support Ibb are getting their own share of the National Cake. They will continue to deceive him until he comes to his senses. Opportunity comes but once. Ibb has lost his. So let him bow out honourably rather than make a mighty fool of himself. NAJALYN

I saw a long list of names of Nairalanders born in September. Therefore, this is Wishing ALL Niralanders born in September A Very Happy Birthday. I Wish You All God's Protection, Long Life And Prosperity. Hip! Hip!! Hip!!! Hurray!!! NAJALYN

Atikua's group want to face Jonathan. For that alone they have lost woefully. When you pour water on a duck, thinking you are punishing it, sori you punish yourself big time, cos the dock will only shake its body, with no trace of water on it, marching away majestically and victoriously. Meanwhile the one pouring water on it must remain behind, tagging along, and keep pouring water, getting more and more frustrated as he is unable to carry out successfully his wicked and diabolic plan. Jonathan is the man of the people. The voice of the people is the voice of God. Atiku, Ibb and your group, thread with caution otherwise, I repeat otherwise, you fall into your own ditch. Seriously annalysing the situation, should a trouble maker, a womaniser, be ur President? They keep bombading Jonathan from left, right, centre, infact from all angles, and yet he remains calm, cool, and collected, always smiling at the folly and sheepishness of his detractors. Long Live President Goodluck Jonathan, Long Live The Federal Republic of Nigeria. I rest my case. NAJALYN

We dont have the full story why the young man beat up his fiance twice, in quick succession. However this is irrelevant. No man in his right senses should beat up his woman & blame the devil for his irresponsible action. Poor devil (although he deserves it) he is always accused time & time again for crimes he does not even know exist. The one who kills his wife will blame the devil, the one way tif na devil, the one way them cash they slip wit anoda man wife, na devil. E good for devil. Na so them go pursho am so teeeee until he change. Haven said that, I believe the lady in question has been given more than enough advise. Like someone rightly said, marriage is not a do or die affair. With prayers, patience, you will meet a man who will take good care of you & your kids. Except you are the type who enjoys being used as a punching bag. Forget about this relationship & you will meet your Mr. Right. A word they say is enough for the wise. NAJALYN

God The "I AM" be praised for His intervension. The mother's love for her baby & that strong desire for her son to live, certainly paid of. Not all are lucky to manifest these miracles for one reason or the other. It does not mean God loves them less. It is just than everyone has a divine plan to fulfil, & no two persons have the same plan. Besides remember that the devil is out to take as many lives as possible. So it is up to you & I to pray without seizing for God to protect us & everyone we love, even our neighbours. If we fail to protect ourselves with prayers, then we should not blame God for any problem that may befall us. Even we believers experience trials. God allows these trials so we can overcome & grow spiritually. A child in primary school must pass all his/her exams to move to the next class. God sustains everyone of us; irrespective of what anyone thinks. Those who say there is no God will, at the right time, declare for God & serve Him. This is not a matter for debate at all. Remember Paul who persecuted the Church. He later became a great soldier of God. The good thing is when the so-called atheists declare for God, they are very enthusiastic & carry out God's Work tirelessly, buldozing their way through all obstacles. God is good all the time for the miracle rescue of our little brother. We all are Sons & Daughters of God & can also manifest miracles. I rest my case. NAJALYN

The beauty queen admitted she pulled over in front of another vehicle because of the problem she had with her car. Even if the female Police was not satisfied with that explanation, did she have to hit her. I believe very stringent measures should be put in place to deal with Policemen/women like the lady in question. By the time up to 5 or more Policemen/women are relieved of their duties for manhandling innocent citizens, others will behave. I dont see why the Police, who are being paid to protect lives cannot handle problems maturedly without violence. It is either they are forcibly taking N5 from someone, or shooting, killing & maiming those they are supposed to protect. I appologize to the beauty queen for that experience. Even if she decides to sue, the issue is belated. And even if she were to sue, it will take 10 years to determine the case. May God urgently save us in this Country & help solve the problems plaguing our Country. NAJALYN

My dr I understand your anxiety to settle down; its natural. However in your own interest and that of your children, you must exercise caution. You said you are 4 months older than your fiancee; not that it should matter. However, in your own case it matters cos your fiancee said his friends complained that you look older than him, plus you are too fat. My dr girl, realise that marriage is supposed to be 'til death do you part.' You are definitly rushing this relationship. People court for years and still make mistakes. My advise to you is give the problem to God, go talk to your fiancee to put your wedding on hold, court and know yourselves better for the next 1 year. Of course you must voice out your likes and dislikes rather than bottle all up and suffer in silence. After 1 year, you will know if you want to actually settle down with your fiancee or not. As for the weight problem, you made a wise decision to slim down. Its in your own interest cos when you start having kids, you will blow up. You can imagine what will happen if you are married to this man and start having kids. Such a man can just take off from the office and disappear into thin air cos his fat wife is waiting for him at home. Human beings can be that weird. My dr, do not rush, I repeat, do not rush the marriage. All the best. NAJALYN

President Goodluck Jonathan, as his name implies, has always been lucky. He has never struggled for any position. He is not going to do so now. The people are already asking him to contest the Presidential Elections. The voice of the people is the voice of God. I know President Jonathan is God sent. Not all the Ibb's can stop God's plan for Nigeria. Ibb please step aside once more, and continue to step aside for the rest of your life. NAJALYN

Ibb, the Living God has stopped your Presidential Ambition for GOOD. Those in diaspora who are encouraging Ibb to run for the 2011 Presidential Elections are only paying lip service. Ibb ruled Nigeria for 8 years & nothing to show for the 8 years. One may ask - Did Ibb forget something in Aso Rock which he wants to retrieve? Is Nigeria his private property? Ibb should remember Abacha who boasted that the cap could not fit anybody but himself. On the long run he was not see to even wear the cap. All Nigerians please fast & pray let the Good Lord deliver us from Ibb. Of course he knows that he has failed woefully & will continue to fail NAJALYN

I guess Nollywood is being cost-conscious cos to produce quality movies will cost whooping sums of money. However, they can produce quality movies by being painstaking, & slowing down on mass production. Hollywood can spend up to 1 year to produce 1 movie. Nollywood on the other hand can produce 50 or 100 movies in 1 month. Why the rush? There is need for them to start paying attention to quality work. It will boost the image of the Industry considerably. NAJALYN

Please note that there is nothing like white lie, blue or black lie; a lie is a lie. Answering the question, I like to view situations carefully before taking decisions. I will not lie to save a hardened criminal. By saving such a criminal, I will be sparing his life & encouraging him to continue to harass, maim, & kill innocent citizens in the Society. Then what happens after that, one goes on one's knees & say "Baba God forgive me for that lie & for setting the criminal free." How can anyone expect to be forgiven for complicating issues for the Society & even for himself. I will only lie to save a person I know will repent if given a second chance. Much as we want to help our fellow human beings, we need to exersise caution so we dont compound situations, for a decision taken & implemented cannot be reversed. NAJALYN

Ask your girlfriend to be patient & perform her duties meticulously. She should be obedient & guard against queries. She should give the situation to God & she must overcome. Quiting the job will only make her jobless, probably for a long time as jobs are not readily available. Besides, if she gets another job, what is the guaranty that her new boss will be better? NAJALYN

The desire to make a difference by making meaningful impact in the lives of others. My family. The hope that the society, the world, will change for the better in the not too distant future. NAJALYN

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Its not easy to prevent aging quickly but the first speaker sumed it all. Love God & keep His commandments. Cut down on carnal pursuit, very important. To avoid wrinkles & sagging skin, avoid using bleaching cream. Also to prevent aging quickly eat balanced meals, plenty of fruits & vegetables. Worry less, smile more, take plenty of exercise to keep fit, watch your weight, for obesity makes one age very fast. NAJALYN

Nigeria will be 50 this year & it calls for celebration. The budget of N16.4 billion was slashed because it was on the high side. Critisizing the President will not help, rather we must all be prayerful for God to help us compel the right governance. NAJALYN