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I wanted to read the memo until I got to "...alleged murder."

What is this nonsense?

Is the guy pretending to be dead? He was stabbed to death, how is that "alleged"?

These are the useless people in "little places" that contribute to the decline of Nigeria. The response from management is insensitive and disgraceful.

Someone got MURDERED and this is the lackadaisical response of management.

I hope the students don't relent. If the school.cannot guarantee the safety of students, at least they should seek to do something tangible AFTER the fact.

The UK is in panic.

Their Prime Minister is Indian..The Mayor of London is a Pakistani. The British can feel the heat already. They are gradually being pushed aside in their own country. Their identity is being eroded.

They assumed the immigrants would be stuck doing the jobs that the slaves did before slavery was abolished. They didn't know immigrants have a long-term plan.

First generation could do care work. But second generation will be a f.ucking doctor. Third generation? He's going to be your Prime Minister. He will speak in a funny accent and you will pretend to like it.

Britain travelled to the outer reaches of the Earth to colonize places no one had heard about before and they felt like masters of the world. Now, immigrants from places no one has heard about before are coming into Britain and they panic.

It's hilarious.

duduade:
Soil science

It's okay

NEVER belittle the success of another.

4.99 means she had ONLY one B throughout the duration of her course.

That means she's been getting 70+ in ALL her courses from 100-Level to final year.

If nothing else, the success showcases her superhuman discipline.

The reality is YOU could study the same course and NOT even graduate with a 3.5.

thesicilian:
He probably wanted to continue being "the man of the house" not knowing the tables have turned, while the woman who knew that the law now favours her, started exhibiting her "fundamental human rights."

Rubbish!

It's NOT about being the man of the house. No one who can afford to relocate as a MIDDLE CLASS has that shitty mentality. It's about retribution.

Here's likely what happened:

1. Man hustled in Nigeria.

2. Man married a leech who pretended to be a wife material.

3. Man and leech had children.

4. Man doubled his hustle.

5. Man financed the relocation of 5 people, i.e. himself, leech and their 3 kids.

6. Leech got to the UK and decided to finally use the brain she'd abandoned while in Nigeria. Not for good, mind you. But to defraud the man.

7. Leech filed for divorce.

8. Leech filed for alimony.

9. Leech filed for child support.

10. Leech kicked man out of the house he paid for and is STILL expected to pay for despite NOT living there.

11. Man has nowhere to stay because he can't afford alimony, rent for leech and child support for 3 kids and still CATER for himself.

12. Now desperate, man comes to leech begging and pleading for leech to take him back.

13. Leech is disgusted by man. She further emasculates him by incendiary comments and choice insults.

14. Leech filed a restraining order.

15. Man is NOT allowed to see his kids.

16. Man is NOT allowed near his house.

17. Man is depressed.

18. Man's productivity plummets.

19. Man is FIRED.

20. Man can NO LONGER pay child support and alimony.

21. Man is already going to jail. Or getting reported.

22. Man sold all his assets in Nigeria to Japa.

23. Man has NOTHING to live for.

24. Man thinks "leech is a bitch"

25. Man says "I'll take this leech-bitch with me"

26. Man kills leech.

27. Man REDEEMS his manhood. One last time.

28. Man did good.

29. I support man.

What's he doing there?

Lagos is practically brimming with all kinds of environmental pollution. Lagos has no place in a discussion of climate change.

It's a lot like inviting a virgin to give a talk on sex positions to prostitutes.

Never negotiate with terrorists, obliterate them.

"We are your friends"

That's another reason terrorists act with impunity. The response of the security agents are TOO weak. Terrorists are NOT your friends. They are terrorists and should be executed as quickly as possible.

Lagos is the ONLY state that works in this useless country.

Great state.

Horrible video as usual.

Also, the video clearly shows the citizens of a WORKING nation casually disregarding them.

By the way, the entourage is too much. The cost of transportation and accommodation for so many people is not a burden that should be foisted on Nigeria.

What's worse?

So many people yet not ONE of them looks presidential. Not even Tinubu.

Her: Please if you cheat on me, don't let me know.

Me: Lol, girl. I'm cheating on my GF with you.

Another opportunity for Man U to disappoint their fans.

"Citizenry not feeling impact"

Stupid headline. Citizens are groaning under the impact. Companies and people are fleeing Nigeria like it's the Titanic.

Fix the headline.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

At your age, you're still shaking down guys for common 2k.

Get yourself a job. Or start doing hookup.

First of all, what do you intend to do in Qatar?

NEXT, Nigeria is a disaster at the moment. It doesn't look like it's going to get better in the next decade. Human lives are being wasted on a daily basis with no end in sight.

Life in Nigeria is harsh and meaningless. Basically, life is cheap but living is expensive.

Also, the money you have may not be enough to establish a meaningful business for those who'll be advising you to start one.

In light of all these, grab the opportunity to travel out with both hands and a leg. Provided you have a tangible plan, of course.

Ugly AF.

Never allow liabilities access to your bank accounts.

If you will give them money, make sure they have their palms out like the beggars they are. Letting a useless person bypass you on the way to your resources is the beginning of entitlement.

The idiot taking Tinubu's pictures should be sacked. He's too incompetent for such a high profile position.

Tinubu does NOT look presidential. His cameraman makes it even worse. Churning out horrible pictures after horrible pictures.

Buhari f.ucked Nigerians in the ass without lube. But at least he took nice pictures while at it


Say one thing for Buhari. Say he had a good cameraman.

Dumb question.

It's senseless.

It's the manifestation of the desperate need of Nigerians to oppress ANYONE below them.

Enyeama.

He could catch syphilis in a sterile room.

The elites will come together to f.uck Nigerians. Nigerians will also f.uck eachother.

Yet Nigerians will complain bitterly about being f.ucked while defending some of the elites f.ucking them because of tribal affiliations.

PDP is dead. The umbrella is rotten and leaky.

A lot of Nigerians were looking to PDP for salvation in the 2023 election but they f.ucked up by breaching the Nigerian agreement.

They wanted to foist another Northerner on Nigerians after 8 years of Northern rule.

They messed up and APC capitalized on it.

They need to learn from Tinubu and form a formidable merger. Otherwise, they have no hope.

Misleading headline created by a junk news media for people who don't read.

The 143,000 people include immigrants from ALL OTHER COUNTRIES in the world. NOT just Nigeria. It includes Nigerians, Indians, Zimbabweans, Egyptians, etc.

Also, observe how the report only include percentage increases and not ACTUAL numbers of immigrants. For instance, the actual number of Nigerians in the whole 143,000 people could be less than 9,000.

Apart from being the collective number of people from all over the world, the 143,000 people are NOT all Doctors.

The number also includes nurses and carers, who are basically housegirls for sick people.

While the Brain Drain is real, useless online newspapers should not exaggerate the issue in order to cause panic.

Draslo:
This is not for me. My sister na church worker

Lol.

Who will tell him?

First of all, this is not an "igbo-ladies" problem. It's a Nigerian ladies problem. Relationship for them is defined in how much you can finance their lives.

They want you to buy them things their fathers NEGER bought them. In fact, a Nigerian lady that's yet to bill you in a relationship would feel like they are doing you a favour.

They are entitled and spoilt. Yet, they all think they deserve a RICH man who would be loyal to the gaping, overused canyon they call a pussy.

Nigerian girls are meant to be f.ucked but NOT for commitment.

This is why religion is a joke.


Imagine receiving the same punishment as Hitler just because you gossip about your boss' bad body odour behind his back.

A joke, I say.

For f.uck's sake, NOT AGAIN!

Dumb guy!

What does he do in Lekki? I bet he's a copy and paste yahoo boy.

He's worried about body count and yet he bleeps a hoe RAW.

Also, abortion is the only option. A dumb hookup girl and a dumb yahoo boy should NOT procreate.

NEC should be disbanded with IMMEDIATE effect.
It's an unnecessary element of an extravagant government.

It shares similar roles to several existing government parastatals like CBN and Ministry of Finance. But with even less efficiency.

I shudder to think about the cost of running a single NEC meeting.

In the summary of Shettima's address, he used a lot of buzzwords intended to bamboozle ordinary folks.

Things like "collaboration with AfDB...", "agrarian nature of our economy...", "moving towards agricultural self sufficiency..." and "...job creation" are meaningless.

They are the default talking points of a visionless NIGERIAN government. In fact, they've been overused. ALL politicians talk about it. NO politician do anything about it.

The only TANGIBLE plan of actions seems to revolve around SAPZ which is UNSURPRISINGLY the initiative of an EXTERNAL body.

Also, the talks about natural disasters are laughable. What about the infrastructural disasters that are MORE evident and debilitating and perpetual?

Agricultural self sufficiency is also a JOKE.

Farmers are being VIOLENTLY slaughtered. Their communities have been consistently sacked. Their wives and daughters being kidnapped and raped.

In short, farmers find themselves under the unshakeable yoke of bandits and terrorists. They pay ransoms and protection money to these criminals yet they still live in CONSTANT fear.

Shettima who should know better is talking rubbish at a superfluous meeting of criminals.

Agricultural self sufficiency is a pipe dream. A VERY TINY onion now goes for #100. If the insecurity persists, it'll go for #700.

Either way, NEC should be disbanded. The only time so many crooks should be gathered is for a meeting with the FIRING SQUAD.

Look at this one.

Allow me to help your ministry:

Get yourself a low maintenance girlfriend. Augment her with some steady low budget hookup girls.

NEVER limit yourself to one source of pussy supply.

Dumb people will always be dumb.

I'm sure that's not the first time he's bleeped someone's wife in that church. Yet the dumb people continue to flock into his business centre.

Idiots sow seed in his church. Pastor sowed his seed in their wives.

Funny thing about this is that if he should be released TODAY, you will still find a shocking number of dumb folks in his church on Sunday.