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Very TRUE.

Adam's life was too SERENE and SWEET so God created a woman to add PEPPER.

"He held my hands and squeezed it 'suggestively'...We women know what it means when a man squeezes our hands in a suggestive way."

Her claims of sexual harassment is based on..."women's intuition".

With the gravity with which she pulled out the sexual harassment allegations, one would think Akpabio grabbed her by the pussy.

Also, why visit the home of a person allegedly trying to Bleep you?

Natasha is a REAL slowpoke.

FOOL is even shitttting on the ENTIRE Senate despite the fact that a few of them visited her in her home as a show of SUPPORT.

ALIENATING potential allies is the hallmark of political MORONS.

They should find a way to make her expulsion PERMANENT!

That's a BILLIONAIRE.
She's free to post WHATEVER she wants.

Bitches with NO money, NO career and 17 followers post WORSE than this.

As for her kids, they'll have enough MONEY for therapy to deal with the trauma of having a WHOOORE for Mommy. Or a drug prohlem.

Whichever they desire.

I used to think Nigerian electorates were the WORST, then I met the Americans.

At least, the Nigerian electorates got 5 cups of rice and #2k to DESTROY their country. The Americans did it for FREE.

MADNESS!

Best thing to do in the event of infidelity is to BREAK things off QUICKLY and COMPLETELY.

NO killing necessary!

But if you MUST kill somebody, off the WHOOORE.

Killing yourself over a cheating spouse is like cutting off YOUR nose to spite ANOTHER man's face.

It's MADNESS!

When your babe introduces you to another guy, be CORDIAL.
After all, you are both shareholders in the same HOEding company.

On love, GIVE UP!

Men are NEVER loved.
Only RESPECTED.

The most compact unit that ought to love a man to death is his OWN nuclear family. That is, his wife and kids.

Yet we have read about men being BEATEN by their wives with the full support of their children.

One woman even made a video of herself going commando on her husband's ass while the kids cheered her on.

Men who are NOT being beaten by their wives are either being DISREGARDED or mercilessly CUCKOLDED.

Men who DON'T belong to any of the above VICTIMS of love-seekers are stereotypical "strong men" who have to be ON GUARD at ALL times.

If their FRAME slips, they become some type of victim.

They have to be on guard 24/7!

At work, you need to maintain the focus and precison of a JAGUAR.
At home, you must be a LION.

Either way, you ALWAYS carry an unyielding YOKE.
With zero time to DECOMPRESS.

If you try to decompress by talking to your wife, her attraction to you will WITHER and your marriage will implode.

If you try to decompress by talking to your kids, even adult ones, you'll SCARE them.

There's no way you'll not become MENTALLY-FATIGUED.

Point is:

Every great family is forged by the PERPETUAL SILENT SUFFERING of a man.

If you seek love, that's your lot.

As for the ENDLESS competition, it's the way of the world. No escape.

Only thing you can do is to ALWAYS be doing your BEST.

Observe that I did not say "the best you can do" but YOUR BEST.

The best you can do is average. Your best is NOT.

You know when you have applied yourself in FULL and competition FADES to the background.

And if you're easily influenced by carefully CURATED posts on social media, DELETE them all.

On LONELINESS:

Join a GYM.
Get a DOG.
You are SET.

I don't know who Zoey is but she hit ALL of the points!.

Also if the Dad wakes her up at 5 AM, it means he's an EARLY riser who's likely been up since 4 or 4:30.

He's trying to get the girl to learn to wake up early.

Most parents CANNOT stand a sluggard who sleeps in when the ONLY thing she did throughout the previous day was scroll TikTok.

Very SILLY girl!

NEVER believe anything a woman SAYS.
Instead, believe what they DO.

Interview 1 BILLION women and ALL of them would swear on their borne and unborn children that they HATE womanisers.

Meanwhile, womanisers NEVER have a shortage of women with whom to womanise.

Also, if a woman EVER says she hates you, BLOCK her entire lineage EVERYWHERE.

Celebrating the virginity of a bride is like celebrating the ability of a fish to SWIM.

It's MADNESS!

Virginity is the BAREST minimum a woman can bring into marriage.

But men have become so CLASSLESS and with ZERO standards that they marry WHOOORES with more body counts than Mia Khalifah on a REGULAR basis.

Virginity is the LEAST!

It just means you DON'T want to marry a woman that COLLECTS cum like a Nigerian Police collects bribes.

Plus, fools don't know that FAKE VIRGINITY KITS is a HUGE market.

You are on Facebook LAUDING your "virgin" bride meanwhile her SEX VIDEO is on Telegram.

"He sleeps with anything"

NO!
It's the WOMEN involved in his sexcapades who'll sleep with ANYTHING.

Dude literally looks like The Predator with no helmet YET women are fucccking him and coming back for seconds.

Women who Bleep him will Bleep ANYTHING.

You send your wife abroad and stay in Nigeria, TROUBLE.

You travel abroad and leave your wife in Nigeria, BIG TROUBLE.

You travel WITH your wife abroad, BIGGER TROUBLE.

Abroad is NOT the problem. It's the WOMEN.

The ONLY woman you should take abroad is the white woman you brought to Nigeria to INTRODUCE to your people.

Tell him to get 2 LARGE machetes and a file.

Let him sharpen one in the MORNING.
Let him sharpen the other in the EVENING.

All in front of his apartment.

Secondly, tell him to visit newspaper stands and scout for ones with news about BEHEADINGS on the front page.

He won't search for long.

Let him keep the newspaper beside him while filing his machetes. He could PRETEND to read it.

NEXT, take another of your friends and visit his apartment in the evening when the BULLIES are home.

When you get there, ask him LOUDLY how many machetes he bought. Then complain that he should have GOTTEN another one.

Finally, take turns testing the EDGES of the machetes. Be sure to comment LOUDLY on the sharpness of the machetes before making SLASHING motions.

When dealing with animals, you must become the bigger BEAST.

The fact that the THIEVES and CRIMINALS who steal from other neighbours and NEPA still have the audacity to bully the person who uncovered their crime is MADNESS.

Instead of being ashamed, they resort to ATTACKING him. And it sounds like the OTHER neighbours being scammed are refusing to intervene.

ONLY thing left for your friend to do is to ESCALATE it. And escalate it QUICKLY and MASSIVELY.

In fact the faster he can PUNCH someone in the face, the better.

He DOESN'T need to win the fight. He just needs to demonstrate that he's WILLING to fight.

The NEXT time the foolish woman assaults him, LET him SLAP the foolishness out of her.

Just make sure you are THERE when the trouble starts so NOBODY gangs up on him.

He went to look for condom...We told Marygold to face the wall so she wouldn't watch us...I only sat on his laps...we didn't do anything.



The WHOOORE thinks we are all FOOLS like Lande.

Women are masters at TWISTING words and DOWNPLAYING their wickedness.

She DEFINITELY sat on his erect diccck. But because his lap was in the way, she mentioned the laps and not the diccck.

That's a classic HALF-TRUTH.

She failed to mention that she was BUTTNAKED. And that she BOUNCED a couple of times on his "laps".

Instead of being REMORSEFUL, she chose to LIE and DENY.

It's THEIR way!

Give it 2 weeks and she'll provide PROOFS why her CHEATING SPREE is entirely the FAULT of her husband.

The man who made that statement is a MORRRON.

Saying the mere EXISTENCE of a person is problem to her is MADNESS!

That's how RAPISTS think.
They blame their lack of self-control on their victims.

Also, you DON'T even need to go to Europe to realise that she's an average chick.

Just visit ANY major market and you'd see plantain HAWKERS more beautiful than her.

The idea that she is some kind of EXCEPTIONAL beauty is PURE MADNESS!

The ONLY crime they committed was NOT executing the wife too.

She's obviously an ACCOMPLICE.

Elon Musk has INSERTED himself into a position where he makes decisions that have DIRECT impact on people's lives.

It's only FAIR for people to take steps that affect his business.

He's NO longer just a private businessman, he's a prominent POLITICAL figure.

He DESERVES whatever he gets.

"I return the energy you bring" is NOT a joke for women.
It's a CONFESSION.

Women have NO personality.

Their current personality is SHAPED by the man they are speaking with.

They are natural CONVO-KILLERS.
Yet they LOOONG for entertaining and interesting conversations.

So if you don't want a boring conversation with a woman, be READY to shoulder the entire conversation.

Specifically, you need to SCULPT the conversation in such a way that they have SOMETHING to contribute.

And considering the fact that MOST women have the intellectual capabilities of a mildly-retarrrded toddler, the kind of discussion you can have with them is LIMITED.

Sex, celebrities and relationship dramas are the UNHOLY TRINITY of the female mind. Talk to them about that.

Instead of asking a BLAND question like "How was your day?", say something RIDICULOUS like "How many sexy men did you toast today?"

Then follow up with " Or women?"

Dude said she DOESN'T double-date. She just FUCCCKS her plethora of besties.

Dude emphasized it like it's a VIRTUE.



A girl who DOESN'T respect commitments gets pregnant for a guy who DOESN'T respect commitment and BOTH want to enter into a COMMITED relationship.

Hilarious!

It's to be expected in the case of Ukraine.

If you are DEFENDING your country against a more POWERFUL foe where bombs could land on your head ANY minute and a FOOL is being unreasonable or difficult; you are perfectly justified to CHOKE the fool out.

This man is a TERRORIST!

Making food more affordable to Nigerians is the LEAST a government can do.

If you think making foods cheaper is an ATTACK on you, you are a TERRORIST.

He's the kind of man who'll COLLUDE with bandits and kidnappers to KILL and KIDNAP other farmers to create ARTIFICIAL scarcity.

He needs to be ARRESTED!

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
More tears from the woke Left Liberal Globalist.

Trump himself is an UNREMARKABLE man.

But he has 2 things that make him DANGEROUS to the whole world:

1. MALICIOUS and intelligent people like the authors of Project 2025 and billionaires like Musk and Murdoch.

2. An ARMY of unthinking MORONS like this guy here.

The SMART ones use their platforms to CONTROL the dumb ones.

That is why you can NEVER speak with a Trump fanatic without getting a WORD-FOR-WORD quote from Trump or Fox news.

Trump supporters have ZERO original thoughts of their own. That is why his base is so SOLID.

It's because they let Trump and his malicious vanguard do ALL their thinking for them.

While a group of Liberals may try to analyse an issue to arrive at a conclusion, Republicans already have their conclusion. And it's WHATEVER Trump says.

That's why a LOT of Americans (Trump fanatics) suddenly think Canada is WORSE than Russia.

It's not by EVIDENCE or any reasonable thing. It's just because Trump said so.

You'll see people who WAILED that Harris was going to lead America and the world into WW3 suddenly become EAGER to invade Canada, Greenland, Panama and Gaza.

They were worried about the IMAGINARY war of Harris but act like the very REAL prospect of Trump's war is NOTHING.

That's because Trump's fanatics are ALL stupid!

Apart from the handful of malicious billionaires, that is.

You may ask how it's possible for so many people to be so stupid. Especially in America.

The answer is simple.

54% of American adults have a literacy level BELOW 6th grade.

To put that into context:

54% of the people ELIGIBLE to vote in the US have all the education of a JSS 1 student.

Think about that!

That's why Universities and Colleges tend to be MORE Liberal.

You CAN'T be able to think for yourself and support a PEDOPHILE in the White House.

You'll find IDIOTS like the one I quoted in Trump's camp because he can't think for himself.

In what world is GLOBALIST a bad thing?

Globalism breaks the barriers between people and different cultures.

Globalism wants everybody to see the world as ONE unit with different parts. Like a BODY.

That way WARS will reduce. After all, the teeth will not CHOMP on the hand for not lifting the spoon fast enough.

A GLOBALIST approach to the world wants to promote collaborative and diplomatic relationships among ALL people.

Trump is DESTROYING that and MORONS are cheering for it.

Because they are too DUMB to realise that globalism is NOT a threat.

NOW, everybody is adopting a COUNTRY FIRST approach.

Now Trump is PUNISHING Canada and Mexico. And Mexico and Canada are PUNISHING America.

America is PUNISHING China and China is PUNISHING America.

America is THREATENING to punish Europe. And Europe is ready to RETALIATE.

All while European countries are making MILITARY arrangements like NEVER before.

Poland is making plans to DRAFT young men into military training in a bid to build a 500,000-strong standing ARMY.

And Germany, the sleeping GIANT, is looking to REARM in a period that coincides with the RISING popularity of the NAZI Party (AfD).

Overall, Trump is a DISASTER for the entire world.

And the MORONS are too moronic to realise what they've done.

All MEN!

Captain-Save-a-Hoe-ism is a CONGENITAL defect in all men.
It has to be EXCISED over and over again.

Even so, it NEVER goes away. It only goes into remission.

First of all, I DON'T trust a Nigerian Politician. But I trust a FEMALE Nigerian politician even LESS.

The idea that Akpabio was HOUNDING this woman for sex is MADNESS!

She's an AGING woman that's desperately clinging to her beauty with makeup and PACKAGING like wearing LOOSE clothes to conceal her LOOSER body.

MEANWHILE, Abuja is the ULTIMATE destination for GORGEOUS hookup girls.

For less than 250 USD, Akpabio could have his diccck succcked by a 23-year old girl with the body of a beauty queen.

Scratch that!
For an extra 50 dollars, he could have his diccck sucked by an ACTUAL beauty queen.

Apart from that, Akpabio also has ACCESS to an ENTIRE industry of ladies famous for their bodies and their ability to ACT like he's a stallion even if he was a mouse—NOLLYWOOD.

The idea that Akpabio would FORGO all of the above to pursue a quarrelsome and combative woman is MADNESS!

That's like having access to Chicken Republic, KFC and a PROFESSIONAL Chef on call but choosing to patronise the Mama Put who cooks with her URINE and GUTTER WATER.

That's MADNESS!

RAYMOND REDDINGTON.

While the others are smart and resourceful enough to plan and execute a RESCUE; Raymond Reddington ALREADY sponsored the kidnapper's second wedding and arranged for his beloved mother's EMERGENCY kidney transplant.

Plus, the kidnapper's second-in-command has a brother in Canada thanks to Raymond.

Also, ALL these were put in place THREE years ago.

By the time the FELON is done with the US, he'll make North Korea look like a tourist destination.

BLAME women!

When women celebrate their birthdays, it's by the grace of a MAN.

A man FINANCES and PLANS the celebrations.
Men plan the "surprise" parties and the "thoughtful" gifts.

In short, men go above and beyond for the celebration of their women's birthday so she feels loved.

Women NEVER reciprocate that.

The best they do is a HALF-HEARTED blooowjob.
Then they PRANCE around like they've given you the key to heaven.

Without men, women would do NOTHING for their birthdays too.

Men do EVERYTHING to celebrate the birthday of the women they love.
Women do NOTHING to celebrate the birthday of the mem they claim to love.

That's how the narrative came to be.

For comtext, the FOOL Iluyomade UPENDED his life to throw a LAVISH birthday party for his WIFE a few weeks after a KEY member of his church died.

If it had been his birthday, there would have been NO issue because his wife would have planned nothing beyond a 30-second BJ.

So if it seems like men do NOT celebrate birthdays, BLAME their women.

Women are so DELUSIONAL!

This is a 37-year old lady that looks like a CONJOINED hippopotamus.

Yet look at the kind of proposal she expects.
In fact, she probably expects the man to OUTDO her fake proposal.

Then she'd still expect the man to SPONSOR a wedding that'll be the "talk of the town".

ALL for a pussy that has seen MORE traffic than Murtala Muhammed International Airport.

MADNESS!

Religion BANKRUPTS the mind!

It makes FOOLS out of reasonable people. People will do RIDICULOUS and CRAZY things if it's wrapped up in a religious dogma.

ONE or even both of these guys may NOT be gay YET they willingly suckle on each other's tongue in public.

It's MADNESS!
ALL religion is MADNESS!

90% of men who know their worth DON'T have women in their house in the first place.