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Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Soldier Arrested In Russia, Accused Of Stealing (Photo) by Namaster: 6:39pm On May 07, 2024
"The Russian interior ministry in Vladivostok said a 32-year-old woman had filed a complaint against the 34-year-old suspect.

The two had met in South Korea. The American had come to Vladivostok to visit her, the two had an argument, and she later filed a police report accusing him of stealing money, it said. He was arrested in a local hotel, having bought a plane ticket to return home."


If a thorough research is conducted, pussy will be in the top 3 causes of death.

Imagine a serving US soldier leaving his place of deployment just to enter enemy territory because of PUSSY.

Men have giant brains but pussy short-circuits it and make them act like SUPREME idiots.

Men need to wise up and learn self control if they don't want to get destroyed by pussy.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Test Results by Namaster: 6:25pm On May 07, 2024
"she is someone I trust and hold In high esteem"

grin
PhonesRe: Help Make A Good Choice. by Namaster: 6:24pm On May 07, 2024
theenchanter:
lol, he should get the iPhone just to fulfill the status symbol mantra and not for functionality of his want.😂

Nigerians and elitist mentality.👍🏾
Anyone who's handled an iPhone knows that it runs smoother than a baby's butt. So the functionality is NOT in question.

About it being a status symbol. That's also true.

This is Nigeria. Nigerians are EXTREMELY shallow and unbelievably superficial. We very much judge a book by its cover.

Plus no one can deny that iPhones are status symbols in Nigeria. And everyone could use a status symbol in Nigeria even if it's just to get other people to behave like decent humans around you.

You know I am NOT wrong.
CareerRe: 90% Of Lawyers Don't Prepare Their Cases Before Coming To Court- Anambra Judge by Namaster: 6:12pm On May 07, 2024
Can't blame them. Nigeria is a LAWLESS nation.

You could quote case laws and cite precedence until Jesus comes and NOTHING will come of it. In Nigeria, FAT envelopes win cases.

Plus you could prepare like someone going off to war and win the case just to have institutions like the Police or Government bodies BLATANTLY disregard the judgement.

Law in Nigeria is just an intimidation tactic.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Government Officials Demanded Over N207billion Bribe Against Binance by Namaster: 4:50pm On May 07, 2024
"...without revealing the identities of those involved."

Nonsense!

Your lawyer has proof of people trying to EXTORT you and you chose to run instead of calling them out and suing them?

It's either these guys are lying or just DUMB.

Both guys are nationals of First World countries that are big on freedom and defending their citizens. If they had proof of the extortion, they'd be home free.

Concealing the identities of the people who put you under arrest in a bid to extort you is just DUMB.
PhonesRe: Help Make A Good Choice. by Namaster: 4:46pm On May 07, 2024
Buy the iPhone. It's not just a ohone, it's a status symbol.

It may seem shallow to you but people are shallow and superficial and willing to be deceived by appearances.

The iPhone taps into that.
Foreign AffairsRe: The Bridge Ugandan Senator, Protazio Begumisa, Repaired For His Constituents by Namaster: 9:20am On May 07, 2024
Money for this bridge has been used to hire a helicopter to fly his kids to Prom.

You can ALWAYS trust African Politicians to be fantastically corrupt.
PoliticsRe: FG Eyes $750m World Bank Loan, Mulls Telecom Tax by Namaster:
Tinubu and his dumb appointees will turn Nigeria into a shipwreck just so they can get money to EMBEZZLE.

They want to introduce Telecommunication tax and Inport Tax Adjustment Levy just to qualify for a loan that'll VANISH without any impact on the average Nigerian.

Meanwhile Nigerians will SUFFER the dire consequences of fattening these criminals' account balance INDEFINITELY.
PoliticsRe: Gowon: Nigeria Would Have Been Better If Yar’adua Had Completed His Tenure by Namaster:
Tale as old as prostitution. Die and become a saint.

Nigeria is an amalgamation of broken pieces that don't fit together.

Yaradua could have been the FOREVER president of Nigeria and it'd still be the same shithole it is today.
CrimeRe: Do We Have Up To 92 million Meter-Worthy Households in Nigeria? by Namaster: 9:17pm On May 06, 2024
Very true.

Human life is the cheapest thing in Nigeria right now.

Everyone is so DESENSITIZED to mass murder and kidnapping that we only see them as inanimate figures.

We read about 7 people being gunned down in so and so state and go back to sipping our tea before Adeboye's God notices it.
CultureRe: See How Corpses Are Transported In DR Congo in Rural Areas by Namaster: 9:11pm On May 06, 2024
Black people are progressively BACKWARD. All of them EVERYWHERE do things in stupidest ways imaginable.

Yet they turn around to bitch and moan when other races treat them the way they portray themselves.

That's why everybody wants to escape to the white man's lands even though the weather is so cold your balls REFUSE to descend.

White people create human environments with an atmosphere of progress. Black people run there just to complain about racism.
CrimeRe: I'm Taking The Cowardice Way Out - Nigerian Lady Wrote On Facebook by Namaster: 8:27pm On May 06, 2024
Adults who threaten to kill themselves over a failed relationship DISGUST me.

Taking the pain of heartbreak to this extreme is something meant for kids and teenagers. For adults, it's just another thing to add to the unsavoury tab of ADULTING.

Chest it and move on.

You can grieve and mourn a broken relationship but it's STUPIDITY to off yourself because of one.
RomanceRe: At Your Age, Can You Do This?? by Namaster: 8:23pm On May 06, 2024
At your age, do you suck your father's dick?
RomanceRe: Whenever Your Girlfriend Says These Words, Here's What She's Actually Saying by Namaster: 8:14pm On May 06, 2024
Her: I am hungry.
You: Better call your mother.

Her: Leave me alone.
You: Adieu mama.

Her: Don't text me again.
You: Block her. Block her father. Block her mother. Block her sister. Block her brother. Block her friends. Block her unborn generation.

Her: Go away.
You: Bitch, you go away. This is my house.

Her: I hate you.
You: So?

Her: What are we?
You: Carbon-based lifeforms that are here to Bleep and die. Now let's get back to fucking before we die.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Can Govern Nigerians From Anywhere, Bwala Speaks On Whereabout Of The Pre by Namaster: 7:23pm On May 06, 2024
If Tinubu needs a REMOTE job, he should learn Software Engineering. Until then, he needs to get his ass back to Aso Rock.

Even if his presence achieves NOTHING, he should be here to feel.the heat as the country burn.
BusinessRe: Just In: FG To Delist Naira From P2p Platforms by Namaster: 7:20pm On May 06, 2024
Another HAREBRAINED half measure from a group of incompetent nepotistic hires.
RomanceRe: Sucked A Married Woman by Namaster: 5:32pm On May 06, 2024
What's the name of your church?

I want to check something. grin
TravelRe: Advice Needed by Namaster: 4:30pm On May 06, 2024
This is why they ban Nigerians from everywhere.

Get your fraudulent ass out of here.
TravelRe: Yoruba Unions Accuses Governor Sanwo-olu Of Humiliating Yorubas by Namaster: 12:28pm On May 06, 2024
Unions like these are USELESS.

A faceless and directionless union reacting to a fake news.

Also EVERYONE should stay in their own states instead of TROOPING to Lagos just to rent an "apartment" under a bridge.

Plus, these Unions would do better holding the Governors of individual states accountable for doing such a shitty job of governing their states.

Osun state is especially cursed with a COSMETIC governor who does NOTHING tangible for the state.
Foreign AffairsRe: Middle East Crises; Israel Warns Thousands In Rafah To Evacuate by Namaster: 12:24pm On May 06, 2024
Israel continues to misbehave with the overwhelming support of US.

Blatantly disregards the ICC and quick to tag anyone who opposes them as antisemitic. It's just INSANE.
RomanceRe: Man Surprises His Two Wives With Their First Cars(photos) by Namaster: 10:36am On May 06, 2024
It's uncanny that I know who the first wife is from the first picture. grin
EventsRe: Woman Calls Out Her Secondary School Teacher Who Allegedly Molested Her At 12yrs by Namaster: 9:41am On May 06, 2024
incandescentena:
Victims card
You are MAD!

A grown man FORCEFULLY kissed and GROPED a 12-year old child. Victim finally mustered the courage to speak out after all these years and you are saying "victim's card"

You are MAD!

No matter how long it takes pedophiles and rapists should be exposed and prosecuted.
AgricultureRe: Check Out This N750,000 Ram by Namaster: 2:26pm On May 05, 2024
Your friend is deceiving you.
RomanceRe: Be A Romantic Man Without Sèx by Namaster:
This ENTIRE post describes how a SIMPLE man should dig his own grave.

Imagine OP saying a man should apologise to and beg a woman who packs her bag out of your house. If you do that, be sure to shear off your balls and hand it to her because you are FINISHED.

If a woman you are married to packs out her bag, bid her FAREWELL. Then send your Opay account to her father to refund your bride price.

Nonsense!
Christianity EtcRe: What Can You Tell Me About God That Av Never Heard B4? by Namaster: 7:52am On May 05, 2024
He will steal your tea when you're not looking. grin
RomanceRe: Welcome To Life by Namaster: 8:54pm On May 04, 2024
Nigerians DON'T get a choice.

To be born a Nigerian is to be born to the "Bring it on!" stage. Everybody wants to kill you.

Police. Politicians. Poverty. All are ready to waste your life.

If you struggle and work hard with a touch of smartness, you may get to live life in the Hard Mode of survival.

That's Nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Threatens Saudi Arabia After Security Agreement With America & Israel by Namaster: 8:52pm On May 04, 2024
Sissy talking tough. grin
RomanceRe: Did She Want Sex? by Namaster: 8:05pm On May 04, 2024
Boy, stop dulling!

Do like Donald Teump and grab this girl by the pussy.
PoliticsRe: Why I Refused To Return Govt Vehicles – Ex-Edo Deputy Governor, Shaibu by Namaster: 7:57pm On May 04, 2024
“The vehicles they are referring to are the two Prado SUVs, one Hilux, and the Land Cruiser. I took all those vehicles… So, you can see how heartless men can be."

This CRIMINAL is talking about heartlessness when he's trying to keep 4 expensive vehicles bought with stolen money.

Nigerian politicians and lack of self-awareness.

Also, it's funny that he thinks he has a choice in the matter. Almost sounds like he enjoy being disgraced.
SportsRe: Manchester City Vs Wolverhampton by Namaster: 7:00pm On May 04, 2024
Seun semid4lyfe mukina2

What is wrong with you guys?

Man City is a major contender in a tight race for the EPL. Every match they play is a title decider. Yet you REFUSED to move the match thread to FP.

Also the fact that you moved Arsenal's match to FP while refusing to do the same for Man City is a glaring case of bigotry.

No wonder they crucify you for being EXTREMELY biased.
EducationRe: Man Set To Attempt World Guniness Record In Osun by Namaster: 3:24pm On May 04, 2024
If not that GWR is just scared of being tagged racists, they would have BLACKLISTED Nigeria since last year.

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