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Idiiots can NEVER hide. They'll always ANNOUNCE their stupidity.

Shariah laws have been implemented in SEVERAL Northern States in Nigeria YET the shittiest parts of this shithole are in the North.

Common sense suggests Shariah Law is nothing but a joke used by hypocrites who PRETEND to be pious.

#200,000,000+ for a nameless singer?

Just say you want to kill him.

Clowns!

You'll smoke and wash it down with alcohol meanwhile you've NEVER done a medical checkup in your life. This is the end result.

Not a Nigerian thing. It's corporate culture.

Kissing ass, backbiting and backstabbing is the norm EVERYWHERE. There's a whole community on reddit called "antiwork" that's devoted to stuff like this.

The degree of fakeness, artificial cheerfulness and counterfeit camaraderie is unbearable for anyone with even a little self respect.

You have to tolerate NONSENSE. And take bullshit from your boss. Even if your boss is incompetent and a nepptism hire.

Best thing is to get a little capital and start something for yourself. Or learn to kiss ass like you were born to do it.

Choice is yours.

Go to a hospital. Stop gambling with your health.

The heart of the average Nigerian is full of UNDISTILLED evil. It brims with evil so PURE the devil is envious.

Imagine the wickedness. Customers are already buying the petrol at an INFLATED price YET the wicked attendants want them to buy USELESS meatpies. Further investigation will probably reveal that the price of the meatpies bave been JACKED UP too.

Yet the attendants will return home and bitch about corrupt politicians.

Fact is the average Nigerian is MORE corrupt and wicked than the average Nigerian politician. Only difference is in scale and scrutiny.

NEVER put yourself in a position where you are desperate for something from a Nigerian. It's a TERRIBLE position to be in.

It's funny when women that look like badly-made EBA think they have a choice when it comes to marriage.

This one should be grateful if any man looks at her twice.

Nigerian girls are vampires that are EVER-READY to suck you dry.

It's so BAD that their fellow women are now calling out the leeches.

Franzinni:
Some tin foil hat type shit...


If you believe these conspiracy theories then ... It's well.

People are DUMBER than you think.

Someone is up there quoting a broadcaster on a matter relating to astronomy.

Dumb, I tell you.

This is not a new thing.

Girls toast men all the time.

If they are not toasting you, you know what's up.

Infidelity is the new normal. It's just a matter of time of time before she cheats. So your advice is topnotch.

The worst part is that Social Media is evolving in a way that encourages infidelity. The disappearing messages and pictures on WhatsApp and Telegram is a prime example.

Even before DNA tests, men should have measures in place to set a DEFINITE boundary with their wives.

For instance, running out of the room to pick a call or rejecting a call when you are around is a HUGE red flag.

Also you must have UNRESTRICTED access to all her phones, laptops and gadgets. She gets angry or defensive, she gets out.

Other things to note:

A wife with a male "bestie" is a hoe.

A wife who's a friend with a hoe is a hoe.

A wife who's friends with her ex is a hoe.

A wife who has an inside joke with another man is a hoe.

Also, NEVER tolerate any form of disrespect from your wife.

Tolerate the simplest disrespect from a woman and you've given her the license to bring you a bastard.

Anyone with a MODICUM of critical thinking will feel the same way you do.

Solomon had wealth, wisdom, women and a throne YET he concluded that life is MEANINGLESS.

The idea of getting married and pumping out kids that'll face a different form of the challenges that I faced physically REPULSES me.

This level of awareness comes with a price. That's what you are paying now.

Borrowing money to give your girlfriend.

The boy looks to be 6 or 7 years old. Took the useless parents that long to figure out they can't afford a child.

The parents are just WICKED!

Imagine throwing away a young child that KNOWS what you are doing. Being rejected by his own parents will TRAUMATIZE the kid for life.

Also NOBODY should blame the pastor. His personal residence is not an orphanage. The blame lies SQUARELY on the parents.

This guy has ABANDONED his senses in Regina's vagina.

What a load of NONSENSE!

Exportation of crude oil is the ONLY way Nigeria generates dollars. Yet this man is advocating for selling that in Naira.

Plus the idea that holding our Foreign Reserves in Dollars is a leftover of the Colonial Era is just DUMB. Russia has over HALF A TRILLION DOLLARS as foreign reserves. Who colonised Russia?

From "barely driven" to "driven just 7 times".

Nigerian criminals are shameless with their lies.

Table 6 so I can lynch the bitch.

The DISRESPECT is too much. You need to leave.

Spending #200k/month to because you feed 2 extra ADULTS and you still end up being disrespected.

That's NONSENSE!

If you don't leave now, the disrespect will ESCALATE to physical slaps and it'll become a family matter when you retaliate.

Start looking for apartments ASAP. Let him and his family feel the effects of YOUR subsidy removal.

Meantime, take your car keys from him and tell him to ask for your permission before using it in the future.

Disrespectful people who are also ENTITLED are the worst.

First of all, DELETE the words "a lady that is right for you" from your vocabulary.

Other words that should be deleted include "True Love" "The One" and "Soulmate".

All these words are NONSENSE used to manipulate men into a scarcity mindset. Scarcity mindset is what compels a man to settle for DAMAGED goods.

It's necause of nonsense like this that a man will claim that his soulmate is the "repentant" community hookup girl.

Just stop!

A high body count is a NO! In fact, NEVER have a serious relationship with a girl whose hymen you did not UNSEAL.

A girl with a high body count is like a Ferris wheel. Fun to ride for a short time but stay too long and it'll make you sick.

You DON'T know what you are talking about.

I said it the other day that his photographer is INCOMPETENT. Most likely appointed as a result of nepotism and cronyism.

All Tinubu's pictures are bad and low quality. Tinubu NEVER looks presidential in any of his pictures. Most times, he just looks like a photo bomber that's just happy to have his pictures taken with one USELESS Itel phone.

Buhari fuuucked this country like someone that drank manpower BUT he took great pictures while at it.

Even though this sounds like a conspiracy theory, I will not be surprised if they follow through.

It's INSANE how shambolic and visionless black nations are. No drive for progress. Only greed, looting and wickedness.

I mean the ONLY thing stopping slavery today are white people with conscience. Nothing else.

If USA wakes up tomorrow and decide that slavery is okay after all. That black people are not really people. Nothing will stop countries like Portugal, Spain and Britain from dusting their slave ships and hauling Africans back to their plantations.

The same people who colonized and ENSLAVED black people almost 500 years ago still have the power to do it TODAY!

We are DEFENCELESS. We depend on white pepple for our military supplies. Amongst other things, too.

Nigeria is the most powerful black nation in the world and 80% of European and North American countries will lay waste to our country in a war.

The most painful thing is South Africa. Although it's a mixed country, it still has a large number of black people. Yet this African country chose to give up its nuclear weapons and stop all research into nuclear weapons.

The result is a continent full of POWERLESS countries whose existence rest on the benevolence of other WHITE nations.

RELIEVED because I'll finally be free from people with smile on their faces and VENOM in their hearts.

APPREHENSIVE because there is still a LOT of impact to be made.

Learn how to suck diick too.

That way you'll have a skill that is in demand when you get to prison.

By merely looking at his face, you can tell this one is a Yahoo boy. All religious leaders are scammers but this one is DRIPPING scammer energy all over the place.

The funniest thing about this is that his church will still be packed full of "clients" on Sunday.

This guy has travelled to more foreign countries than states in Nigeria.

Imagine hopping from one country to another while your home is on FIRE.

Nigeria is in BIG trouble!

Security expert? More like gossip blogger.

Anyway, this is a great opportunity for Nigerian Military and its allies to wipe these terrorists off the face of the earth. Obliterate them while they are distracted bickering with each other.

Just take a copy of your parents NEPA bill to the bank. They are ONLY interested in the address line.

Your name doesn't have to match the one on the bill.

Tinubu needs to tackle these insurgents before they cause a war with another country.

"...everybody has already known I am a celebrity."



New format in Nigeria now is turning pity to paycheck.

The other one used his son's death to release an album.