₦airaland Forum

theenchanter:
What exactly are u regretting?

Not being a hookup girl when she was younger.

Both of you were DUMB!

If you are old enough to fuuuck, you are old enough to use condoms.

Also, it's not too late for you if hook up is what you want to do. Majority of hookup girls are single mothers.

Dust you pants and hawk that ass.

People who watch Nigerian movies are trying.

Dumb people are so easy to BAMBOOZLE.

Take a DIFFERENT knife and have someone else stab or slash him and watch him squirt blood like a porrnstar.

A real bullet will penetrate this guy faster than a micropenis through the pussy of a final year student.

I hate nonsense.

This is Nigeria. Negotiation/talking NEVER works.

When the TUC want results, they know what to do.

Your understanding of macroeconomics is LIMITED. And your proposed solution is LAUGHABLE.

You want to convert people's Dollars to Naira by FORCE. And you think people will use the platform?

Funny!

The description makes it sound like another fintech idea that solves ZERO problem. It'll NOT stop Nigeria from bleeding money from the excessive need for importation.

Nigeria's problem is a balance of trade that is skewed HEAVILY on the side of importation. We need to shift it back to equilibrium at least.

That can only be done by making exportation easier. Increasing the quality of our local products so that the can REPLACE import and possibly become viable for export is also a thing.

Cutting the cost of governance will ALSO help.

Majority of the construction projects in Nigeria are handled by Julius Berger and CCEECC. Both of which will eventually REMIT their profits to their home country. To do that they'll need to convert whatever Nigeria pays them to dollars.

That puts more pressure on the Naira.

Getting Nigerian contractors to handle our construction projects will go a long way in relieving the pressure on Naira.

Plus, Nigerian contractors may do it cheaper and lessen the inflation rate. That's also a positive for our exchange rate.

Another thing is that Nigeria needs to convince more companies to set up more factories in Nigeria.

To do that, Nigeria needs to fix its power issues and its insecurity issues. But that's a LOT of work. And that's why they adopt PHONY solutions like the one you suggest.

emerged01:
I still wonder what can be the cause of high demand for dollar when Dangote is supplying diesel. That alone should ease the pressure.

Dangote is singlehandedly bleeping Nigeria. And the government is suppling the lubes so the pressure is going NOWHERE.

He's IMPORTING majority of his crude oil and paying in DOLLARS.

Plus Dangote took HUGE dollar loans to finance his refinery. After the completion, he convinced the government to sell some crude oil to him in NAIRA.

He's selling diesel and other products in Naira to Nigeria.

But his Naira wlll NOT remain Naira for long. Dangote will convert them to dollars to SERVICE the loans he took to finance the refinery project.


In the meantime, Nigeria still has to import MORE petroleum products.

Add to that, the departure of pharmaceutical companies from Nigeria forcing Nigeria to import common drugs and you have a FOREX NIGHTMARE.

Are Abia people truly Nigerians?

Because their SELF-CONTROL is insane. The criminals I see look fresher than a newborn baby.

Nigerians are STUPID and easy to manipulate. The last election was a reflection of that.

Tinubu did not understand the meaning of floating the Naira before they implemented it. The ARTIFICIAL Naira appreciation in the past few weeks is simply because the CBN had been furnishing BDCs with dollars at absurd rates.

Now that they've been called out for depleting the Foreign Reserves by trying to defend the Naira, they've cut back a little and Naira is finding its real baseline.

Fun fact: it's NOT there yet. The exchange rate will get worse.

Elzazzi:
Please what’s the meaning of to run a train ?
Does it mean men gangbanging her at a spot ? Lol

It's a bit different from gangbanging. In gangbanging, MULTIPLE dicks are inside the girl at the same time. One is shoved down her throat. Another in the vagina. And another inside the anus.

But running a train is basically the picture in the original post MINUS the idiot holding flowers. Several men lining up to RAM a single pussy.

Dude is out there hawking lithium while Nigeria is yet to benefit from the proceeds of its crude oil.

I bet the lithium mines in Nigeria are already owned by him and his cronies.

What is this one saying?

What should they wear to the gym?

Jalabia and hijab?

Most women wear clothes that are specifically designed for mobility to gym.

This is the kind of guy that'll say a woman deserved to be raped because of the clothes she was wearing.

Focus on why you are in the gym. Do your reps and sets and geddifok!

Great lesson for a stupid man.

My jaw dropped the day I learnt the meaning of "run a train". Especially because it came from a woman describing her experience.

Another disgusting phrase is "hoe phase". They say it like it's similar to a kid that loves to suck his thumbs. Like it's something they outgrow.

But it's just NONSENSE! Nothing like "hoe phase". You are just a HOE. Period.

By the way, this issue of using men for retirement plans is why women get TRIGGERED by men who go for younger women.

They FREAK OUT when men their age (30s and 40s) avoid them like a GIANT pothole in the middle of an express road and go for young, fresh and nubile women.

Some with THREE-DIGIT body counts and DOUBLE-DIGIT abortions still fill entitled to a "responsible and god-fearing man".

Makes me laugh. Until I see simple men entertaining these walking-talking icons of sexual depravity.

Desperate times, desperate measures.

The criminal BDCs are fleecing GULLIBLE Cardoso and his rudderless CBN.

They receive dollars at a CHEAP rate from CBN and hoard it. Then turn around to blame P2P.

ALL of them are criminals!

Women are DEMONS. Nigerian women are at the top of the demonic hierarchy.

Only a woman would RUIN the life of her 15-year old son just for hissing at her.

A woman with even a LITTLE power is always EAGER to trample, belittle and rubbish those under her.

They are callous and RUTHLESS and ever-ready to ruin a life.

Post-nut clarity is a bitch.

It'll hit you like a Dangote trailer at high speed. You'll start to calculate how much you've spent and how your left hand could have bought you a bag of rice.

Men are being FORCED to die for their country YET everyone is keeping mum. One country is even EAGER to send men to their death and they feel justified.

NO feminist coalition or group is advocating for EQUALITY in Ukraine and for Ukrainian women. No one is YELLING misogyny up and down on Twitter.

What a bunch of double-standard-loving HYPOCRITES!

Same way I feel when my Uber driver picks up another passenger after I get off.

Why does your kid look SURPRISED everytime?

"OTHER PEOPLE’S CHILDREN IN YOUR CARE ARE YOUR CHILDREN. TREAT THEM AS YOURS..."

NONSENSE mentality like this is why kids become victims at the hands of WICKED people.

Your children are ONLY yours. Don't have kids if you cannot take care of them. Nobody is going to treat your kids like it's theirs.

The natural wickedness in the average Nigerian will ALWAYS leak out at some point.

There is no SANE reason for an 8-year old kid to be handed over to an aunt.

Women are EXTREMELY evil when it comes to dealing with kids that are not theirs. They may nurture their own biological kids but they'll gladly NUKE a kid under their power that's not theirs.

Keep your kid with you! Please!

If you cannot afford to raise kids, get a carton of condoms. And use it!

By the way, why is the name and picture of the abuser NOT plastered all over the post?

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"...we went to the commission today and all the issues have been resolved..."

This is why they fuuuck with Nigerians even in Nigeria. The corruption is so PALPABLE they know that they can get away with ANYTHING.

In this shitty country, ANYTHING can be resolved with a fat enough envelope.

This issue of BLATANT discrimination against Nigerians was not investigated for up to 3 days YET FCCPC has declared it resolved and unsealed the criminal supermarket to continue with its discrimination.

ZERO consequences!

A real shame.

Some men are so horrrny they become STUPID.

This girl is NOT fine or beautiful. She has a HORSEY face that's buried under SEVERAL layers of makeup.

Plus, that bra is doing the work of a PILLAR. Pushing up and holding aloft things that are more humble than a poor man looking to borrow money.

Remove the bra and those breasts would be rolling on the floor like someone sharing testimony at a Chosen crusade.

Men need to respect themselves MORE. You don't give attention or validation to a random woman. Especially if she looks like THAT.

I hate that shiit like shiit.

Some people are so STUPID that they'll send you a VN from inside a party venue. Really grinds my gears.

Like if I wanted to hear your frog voice, I'd give you a call. But I don't and that's why I'm texting you.

Whenever someone does that NONSENSE with me, I warn them IMMEDIATELY to never send me a VN. If they persist, I block them and delete their number.

Thought I was the only one that dislikes that shiit.

Thief wants 50% of rent as agency fees.

This is how to deal with bullies.

The only power bullies have is the timidity of their victims.

Even if the bully is bigger than The Rock and you have the body of Wizkid, let him know that you are ready to fight him.

He cannot hit you without getting hit. They only pick on people who donyhit back. Hit them when they hit you and they'll run faster than Nigeria Police at the sight of armed men.

Who still uses DSTv?