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Health › Re: Nigerian Nurse Jailed In UK For Leaving Baby At Home To Go To Work by Namaster: 6:09pm On Sep 11, 2024
"I don't need no man, I don't need no man!"

This is the end result.

She ABANDONED an infant for 8 solid hours. That's an UNIMAGINABLE level of cruelty. That poor baby died of TORTURE.

He'd first go thirsty. He'd go hungry. He'd get overheated. He'd get painful sores for being in one place for an extended period of time.

All because the lady CANNOT afford the cost of childcare by herself. If she had the baby with a responsible man who was in the picture, BOTH of them would have pooled their resources together to pay for a babysitter.

Or they might be on alternative shifts so one of them could look after the baby while the other goes to work.

By the way, I don't understand why a CHILD KILLER who tried to abscond only got a MEAGRE sentence of 3 years.

This woman KILLED a person. She should die in prison.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Harris Mocked For Exaggerated Facial Expressions As Trump Spoke At Debate.... by Namaster:
grin

According to Fox News, who paid a #787 Million fine for LYING.

Besides, when a 78-year old rapist comes to the stage and starts telling LIES after LIES. Starts refusing to answer simple questions while spewing the same FALSE rhetorics he spews to his supporters, you'd roll your eyes too.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rumors Are Circulating That Kamala Harris Was Wearing Audio Earrings by Namaster: 9:43am On Sep 11, 2024
You don't say?

Tell me, are the people circulating the rumours the same people who believe a 34X FELON, adulterer, rapist and PEDOPHILE was personally handpicked by Jesus Christ to be the saviour of America?

A career Prosecutor took the stage and brutally PROSECUTED a career CRIMINAL and fools are acting shocked.

Hilarious!
Politics › Re: Nigerian Charged For Operating ‘Illegal Crypto ATM Network’ In UK by Namaster: 7:18pm On Sep 10, 2024
Some people are FOOLISH.

You ESCAPED the Great Tinubulation in Nigeria. You got yourself into a country that works. But instead of following the RULES, you decided to exhibit the kind of LAWLESSNESS that made Nigeria a mirror of HELL.

This IDIOT has set another NEGATIVE record now that a Nigerian is the first person to be prosecuted for the crime he committed.

He has created another PROBLEM for sensible Nigerians. Everytime a similar case comes up in the future, the Case of this man would be cited as a PRECEDENT.
Family › Re: Nigerian Lady Dumps Her New Boyfriend After He Gave Her A List Of Rules. by Namaster: 7:19am On Sep 10, 2024
This is NOT real.

Nobody will let someone with a face that even a ritualist would REJECT bill him #20K.

Plus, that girl is 100% NOT a virgin. Posting different guys on your status is HOOKUP girl strategy.
Politics › Re: Release Nnamdi Kanu, End Buharism Now, Obidigbo Advises President Tinubu by Namaster: 7:04pm On Sep 09, 2024
PoliticalChinex:
But they release "repentent" Boko Haram terrorists.

U be big muuuuuuuuumuuuuuuuuu
Don't be a FOOL.

Everybody with SENSE criticised Buhari for that foolishness.

You DON'T demand for the release of a CRIMINAL just because a BIGOT released some criminals in the past.
Politics › Re: Release Nnamdi Kanu, End Buharism Now, Obidigbo Advises President Tinubu by Namaster:
Nigerians need to DISCARD the mentality that old age GUARANTEES wisdom. And that every elderly person is ENTITLED to automatic respect.

Take a look at this fool for instance.

One moment, he says Kanu is now completely IRRELEVANT to the Biafran agitation. The next he says the economy and people of the South East will continue to bleed as long as the TREASONOUS CRIMINAL remains incarcerated.

Fool also THREATENED the President.

He brought out the EVERY weapon in the "OPPRESSED Igbo" arsenal. Victim mentality, marginalisation, SHAMELESS blame-shifting and threats.

He blamed Buhari.
He blamed Tinubu.
He blamed the Civil War.
He blamed CONSPIRACY theories.

Who he DIDN'T blame?

The CRIMINAL who fomented violence and DESTABLISED a whole region. He did not ONCE blame Kanu for his TREASON.

In fact, he PARROTED much of Kanu's talking point. Even going as far as throwing out a BLANKET support for the DOUGHBOY of Finland.

Anybody who takes Ekpa serious is a FOOL. The FAT boy is a Finnish citizen who talks tough in Finland and sends idiots to KILL their own people.

People with SENSE should drag elderly IDIOTS like this guy by the ear and remind them that the REALITIES of the Civil War have NOT changed.

A region will NEVER win a war against a country.

The Nigerian Military may be a shitshow but they will still OBLITERATE a ragtag team of foolish BRIGANDS.

ALSO, Tinubu needs to make something CLEAR:

ANYBODY that calls for the unconditional release of a TREASONOUS CRIMINAL would be treated as a treasonous criminal and INCARCERATED.
Politics › Re: Nafdac Shutdown Prophet Jeremiah Miracle Factory by Namaster: 5:42pm On Sep 08, 2024
."In a document presented to NAFDAC on September 3rd, Christ Mercy Land Deliverance Ministries claimed they had entered a production agreement with Globod Table Water..."

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Extremely GULLIBLE people are the reasons why a G.O. who does not contribute anything TANGIBLE to society could fly on his paid off PRIVATE JET.

Imagine fools paying #3,000 for #500 water produced by a SHADY water company just because a Church of CHARLATANS slammed their logo on it and call it "Miracle Water".

Also, see how the CRIMINALS scoff at Law Enforcement officers. And they are NOT doing anything about it.

Fufeyin should be HANDCUFFED and made to walk the Walk of Shame like the FRAUD he is.
Family › Re: “your Money Is For The Entire Family. Your Wife's Money Is For Herself- Obionma by Namaster:
You can put her in a scrub and hang a stethoscope around her neck but a BIMBO will always be a bimbo.

A DOCTOR without commonsense!

Also, it's HILARIOUS that many women seem to think that men have a problem with being the SOLE provider.

Men DON'T!

What men have a problem with is being the sole provider for a woman that has seen MORE dicks than a 65-year old PROSTITUTE still in active service.

What men have problem with is being the sole provider to a woman who will talk to him and treat him like an EQUAL when it suits her and act like a damsel in distress when it suits het too.

What men have a problem with is expecting them to be the sole provider for someone that would NEVER do their laundry.

What men have a problem with is being the sole provider because of a vagina that someone FUCCKED with a Meatpie and Bigi Cola.

Problem is women want men to stick to the ancient masculine tradition of being a PROVIDER without satisfying the ancient feminine traditions of being sexually pure, submissive and generally helpful.

It's a kind of quid pro quo. But women want the QUID without providing the QUO.

Kolework!
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Still Intimidated By Strong, Opinionated Women? by Namaster:
"The second a woman says she wants more out of life, suddenly we’re too demanding or difficult.

There is NOTHING wrong with wanting more out of life. NOBODY will criticise, shame or condemn anybody for wanting more out of life.

Problem ONLY arises when women who want more out of life DEMAND that men give it to them.

You CANNOT claim to be a strong independent woman and RELY on your BF/husband to buy you that bone-straight you long for.

You CANNOT be a strong independent woman and still expect your fiance to fork out 90% of the cost of financing YOUR dream wedding.

You are NOT a strong independent woman just because you can make increasingly FORCEFUL and AGGRESSIVE demands from men.

NOBODY will bat an eye if a lady with her OWN house, or even a well-furnished 2-bedroom, says she'd NEVER date/marry a man that lives in a self-contain apartment.

Nobody!

But trying to shame men who live in a well-furnished self-contain apartment when you still live with your parents at their ANCIENT family house is MADNESS!
Romance › Re: J by Namaster:
"As a real Nigga..."
"i know her very well, she's not cheating"
"She lives near me so she can't be cheating"

grin

What a CLOWN!

Women live with their husbands/bfs and still GOBBLE strange dicks like a thirsty man gobbles water.

Plus, putting a girl that is TERMINALLY ungrateful on an airtime allowance is STUPID.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Paul Enenche Of Dunamis And His Wife Seen With Heavy Security by Namaster:
I am NOT going to talk about the SCAMMERS who move around with BULLETPROOF cars and heavy security while selling the promise of DIVINE protection to IDIOTS.

NO, I want to point out the FOOLS in the Military who assign personnel to PRIVATE citizens. They are the REAL problems.

They are happy to dash out people TRAINED and PAID by Nigeria's money as ordinary bodyguards while bandits, terrorists and kidnappers play Ludo with Nigerian lives and livelihood.

It's almost like every iteration of the Nigerian Government is in a competition to see who is more USELESS. If there is such a competition, the Military is definitely LEADING.
Career › Re: Nollywood Actor Becomes Plumber In Canada by Namaster: 7:18am On Sep 08, 2024
I DON'T know the guy but he sounds like a SMART guy.

Plumbers in most first-world countries earn WELL even for the standards of that country.

Plus seeing how BIG stars in Nollywood keep begging for financial assistance ALL the time, the difference in INCOME must be like night amd day.
Crime › Re: Gov Radda: Community Leader Collected ₦‎700,000 From Bandits, Allowed Them Kill by Namaster: 7:08am On Sep 08, 2024
The Social Contract is BROKEN. Our politicians broke it and the masses need to ACT accordingly.

Imagine the Governor of a State putting the responsibility of STOPPING attackers with guns squarely on the shoulders of CIVILIANS while making EXCUSES after EXCUSES as to why it's impossible for security agencies to do their jobs.

Civilians picking up arms to defend themselves should be the LAST resort, NOT the first line of defence.

If it takes TWO hours to get to a village, set up a security CHECKPOINT closer to the village. Or simply, station a few Policemen or soldiers INSIDE the community.

USELESS Governors like this one should stop blaming their people for getting killed and kidnapped.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bullets Turned To Powder After I Declared I Am A Chosen!! by Namaster: 7:23pm On Sep 07, 2024
grin

They feed their sheeples GARBAGE stories like this and make them take STUPID risks.

They tell you you are invulnerable to bullets because you are a "believer" meanwhile Daddy G.O. does not go anywhere without a BULLETPROOF car.

IF hell is real, it would be FILLED with pastors and other religious SCAMMERS.
Family › Re: Can They Get Married? by Namaster: 5:54pm On Sep 07, 2024
STOP watching porn!
Politics › Re: Edo Suspends School Resumption Over Hike In Fuel Price by Namaster: 5:46pm On Sep 07, 2024
Nigeria has fallen into absolute MADNESS!

NOBODY can coherently explain the INHUMAN hike in the price of fuel in the span of weeks.

Nigerians just went to sleep and woke up to a nation in TURMOIL. Meanwhile, the President is hopping from one country to another WITHOUT a care in the world.

The cost of transportation has DOUBLED in weeks. In some places, it has more than doubled.

Most parents would find it DIFFICULT or even IMPOSSIBLE to feed and clothe their kids and still give them transport fare FIVE days a week.

Edo State is doing the RIGHT thing for now.

By the way, the SHUTDOWN should have been initiated by the masses if their spirits were not so already SHATTERED.
Romance › Re: by Namaster: 12:58pm On Sep 07, 2024
Juju for women. grin

Family › Re: Nigerian Lady Slaps, Beats Her Husband Abroad (Video) by Namaster: 12:47pm On Sep 07, 2024
Who is the OTHER man?
Who is recording the video?
Why are they INSIDE the couples' bedroom?

MORE importantly, why is the man JUST lying there like someone in the throes of an epileptic attack while a BITCH makes him her bitch?

REGARDLESS of where you are when you are PHYSICALLY assaulted by ANYONE, including a woman, you are LEGALLY allowed to defend yourself through VIOLENCE.

The video record HELPS.

Women like this one feel EMPOWERED when they attack a man who REFUSES to fight back. It SHOCKS them when a man finally retaliates WITHOUT holdimg back.
Romance › Re: Guys Please, Should I Take Her Back? by Namaster: 7:40pm On Sep 06, 2024
Take her back and donate your balls to a ritualist.

You are very OBVIOUSLY the consolation price. She chose to be a SIDECHICK to a guy who already had a GF than be your main girl.

She has ZERO respect for you.

If you take her back, you'd FOREVER be a PLACEHOLDER until she finds the next dick she wants to jump on.

At that point, all the work you've done to REPAIR your self-esteem will CRUMBLE like dry leaves.

By the way, IGNORE the SPIRITUAL scammers who are telling you that she's the key to your BREAKTHROUGH.

If they are so ATTUNED to the spiritual realm to the point of seeing the FUTURE, how come they've NOT seen their way to becoming a BILLIONAIRE.

Don't they like financial breakthrough too? grin

You are VULNERABLE. The scammers smell your waivering resolve so they are telling you what they THINK you want to hear.

STOP consulting with CROOKS like that.

Also, you have EVIDENCE that whatever they are implying is a LIE. She already caused you to LOSE a huge sum of money and a STREAM of income.

Plus, stop thinking about "AVENGING" yourself. You already fuccked the girl for FIVE years. And the person she left you for has DISCARDED her like Suya wrapper.

She's WORTHLESS to you. And she KNOWS it.

Continue to IGNORE her. IGNORE her until she begins to doubt her own existence.

NO need to do something SILLY to "avenge" yourself.
Computers › Re: Elon Musk Just Fired Up Colossus – The World’s Largest Nvidia GPU Supercomputer by Namaster:
Reminds me of Samaritan from the show Person of Interest.

We've been getting WARNED about the dangers of AI since time immemorial. Books, tv shows and movies have shown the INEVITABLE apocalypse that comes with Artificial Intelligence.

Yet NOBODY seems to be taking the threats seriously.

DUMB people in government fold their arms and look on HELPLESSLY as PRIVATE individuals and institutions are rushing to invest in and research on AI.

We are in a period where SIGNIFICANT advancements are being made in ROBOTICS and AI at the SAME time.

When these advancements reach their PEAK, which will be sooner than most people think, and some BILLIONAIRE, corporation or country decide to SYNTHESIZE them, we'll all be in TROUBLE.

You will have SUPERSTRONG robots that are also SUPERSMART. Humans will LOSE control of their SELF-SUFFICIENT robots.

At that point, trying to control robots/AIs would be like a dog trying to take a human being for a walk. The HIERARCHY of the food chain will change.

The slaves will become the MASTERS. And the world will become a DYSTOPIAN hellscape.
Crime › Re: About Getting A Neighbor Arrested for child Abuse.....Matter At Hand. by Namaster: 9:46am On Sep 06, 2024
When I say poor people should NOT have children, IDIOTS will antagonise me.

Don't have kids you CANNOT take care of by YOURSELF. Kids are HELPLESS and unable to FEND for or DEFEND themselves. It makes them prime PREYS to wicked PREDATORS who masquerade as people.

That's why they NEED their parents to be THERE and act like PARENTS. Not to farm them out to relatives who'll BEAT, abuse and RAPE them.

A 9-year old, probably been with the wicked family since she was 7/8, has NO business acting as a HOUSEGIRL and taking care of TWO other children when she's still a child herself.

Parents should ONLY have kids they can KEEP with them and give a DECENT life. There are TONS of contraceptives that even an ILLITERATE could use conveniently. You DON'T have to pop out kids you CANNOT afford everytime you have sex.

OP, good job calling them out for their WICKEDNESS. Do your best to assist the little one.
Romance › Re: Please Vital Information Needed by Namaster: 8:57am On Sep 06, 2024
Westchester:
You see how people just come up here with clueless comments like yours pretending to be all wise while sounding foolish? I posted this phone on Facebook marketplace and that's where the criminal chatted me up about the phone. I told him I'm in Owerri and he told me he's based in PH but coming to Owerri with his friends for meeting and they'll be staying in Owerri for 3 days. He told me to bring the phone to the hotel as he doesn't know anywhere in Owerri that's why I took the phone to him. Stop talking like a fool and I posted this to find help on tracking the boy not for people like you to start talking gibberish. Better not comment if you have nothing meaningful to say
Dude, you acted like a FOOL. Period.

He doesn't know anywhere in Owerri, fine! But does he NOT know the way to the hotel gate too?

NOBODY conducts a legitimate arm's-length deal INSIDE a hotel room. Especially NOT when you are meeting for the FIRST time.

It's STUPID!

It's like a NAIVE girl who agrees to a ONE-on-ONE "interview" with a man INSIDE a hotel room and ACTS shocked when the "interviewer" whips out his DICCK.
Romance › Re: Please Vital Information Needed by Namaster: 8:21am On Sep 06, 2024
Westchester:
I wanted to sell the phone with to him so on the process of him checking the phone, he pretended to be answering calls and went outside the hotel room leaving the door open because he was lodging there, I thought he was just at the front of the door not knowing he went downstairs immediately and left the hotel premises
Are you STUPID?

You went INSIDE a hotel room with a strange man to do a business deal.

That's DUMB.

He wants to buy your phone. But you are the one who travelled to meet him at a hotel. You did NOT even stop to do the deal OUTSIDE the hotel or even around the hotel compound.

No!

You went upstairs to meet a STRANGE man inside the hotel room he lodged in before you got there. After that you handed him your phone like an IDIOT.

Then you probably sat on the bed like a TIMID hookup girl as he faked a phone call and left the room. It did NOT occur to you to follow him when you stopped hearing his voice.

It did NOT occur to you to that a hotel ROOM is more PRIVATE than a hotel LOBBY for taking a phone call.

Dude, you sound like a FOOL. And I'm out of here.

This sounds like a GAY hookup gone wrong than a robbery. You probably met on Instagram too.
Romance › Re: Please Vital Information Needed by Namaster: 8:11am On Sep 06, 2024
OP,

The name on the Opay account is Onyekachukwu David Nzeribe.

It's either him or an ACCOMPLICE. But the boy is like FOOL who stole from a place with CCTV so he could be stupid enough to use his OWN account.

Either way, give the name to the Police too. They either pick him or his accomplice up. It'd be a step in the right direction.

If you are on Facebook, look him up on the app and text his family with a picture of his OBITUARY. EVEN better if you can get a hold of his aging mother.

He also has 2-digit followers and following on Instagram, so they are probably family and friends. Slide into their DMs and talk to them.

Chances are you'd find one that hates his guts who'd be more than happy to snitch on the CRIMINAL.

Meantime, include the name on the bank account in the title and body of your post.

By the way, STOP talking to the fool and START doing your investigation. Make sure you DEAL with him mercilessly.
Romance › Re: Please Vital Information Needed by Namaster: 7:56am On Sep 06, 2024
By the way, DON'T send him any money. Unless you want to LOSE your money as well as your phone.
Romance › Re: Please Vital Information Needed by Namaster: 7:51am On Sep 06, 2024
Report him to the Police.

Also, how come he has your phone?
How did he get it?
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Pays Last Respect To Yar'adua's Mother (Pictures) by Namaster: 7:54pm On Sep 05, 2024
So fucking PRESIDENTIAL!

Tinubu CANNOT even manage to look half as presidential as Osibanjo.

Tinubu is always looking SHIFTY with his pictures that look like something that was taken by ITEL.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama’s Half-Brother, Malik Obama Endorses Trump For U.S. President by Namaster: 4:23pm On Sep 05, 2024
"Malik said Obama “got rich and became a snob,” adding, “What I saw was he was the kind of person that wants people to worship him. He needs to be worshiped and I don’t do that. I am his older brother so I don’t do that.”

This is the voice of ENVY.

I understand where Malik is coming from and I commiserate with him.

Your YOUNGER brother broke through INSANE hurdles to become the First BLACK President of the MOST powerful country in the world and you, the OLDER brother, could NOT even win a common governorship election in a shithole like Kenya.

grin

Totally UNDERSTANDABLE!

By the way, Fox News put their BANNER on an AI-generated image of Walz's "family" endorsing Trump like it's real. A SHITTY network that already paid $787M for spreading lies is doing it AGAIN.

That's another failure of the American society. They worship corporations and Billionaires. Fox News should have be sanctioned into OBLIVION for the lies they spread last time. Their operating licence should have been REVOKED.

And by now, Rupert Murdoch should be in a cell chilling with his cellmate Donald Trump.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Mockingly Endorses Kamala Harris For US President (Photos) by Namaster: 4:00pm On Sep 05, 2024
CyrusVI:
Only clueless people walk about laughing around. Theres nothing funny in life

Putin tho. He knows it will be easier to deal with a Kamala-led team and thats why he's tryna push for this

Same way Man-U would prefer City to win the league ahead of Liverpool


A female led team will be full of confused clowns. Kamala cant threaten Russia in anyway
A STUPID submission by someone IGNORANT of International Politics.

Putin does NOT want Harris. He wants Trump.

The $10M he spent trying to get Trump elected is PROOF of that. The US Department of Justice is prosecuting TWO Russian agents for election interference.

The DOJ also released a list of FOUR right wing influencers who collected Putin's money to push Trump to their audience as hard as they can. Tim Pool is one of those.

Plus, it's SLEEPY Joe Biden that's giving Putin and his Army problems in Ukraine. Biden also brought home hostages that Trump ABANDONED in Russian prisons.

Some of you do NOT understand STRUCTURE because you live in a SHITHOLE like Nigeria.

The US is so STRUCTURED and has such STRONG institutions that Putin would still NOT find it easy to deal with the US even if their President was a local BINGO.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Mockingly Endorses Kamala Harris For US President (Photos) by Namaster: 3:35pm On Sep 05, 2024
Putin has SPENT $10 Million on RIGHT WING influencers like Tim Pool with the SOLE mandate of pushing Republican PROPAGANDA and getting Trump elected.

And the TEN MILLION USD is just the one we know about. His attempt to mockingly endorse Harris means NOTHING.

EVERYBODY knows that Biden and the Democratic Party are the ONLY ones keeping Ukraine from being conquered by Putin while Trump and the Republican Party are very much in support of letting Putin do what he wants to Ukraine.

Plus, Trump WORSHIPS Putin. The only time he talks about Putin is to PRAISE him. His admiration for Putin cannot be DENIED.

Also ATTACKING Harris's laughter is something STRAIGHT out of the Republican playbook. It's almost like BOTH the Republicans and Putins are playing the same game. grin

Putin made a MISTAKE.

You don't run a $10M election interference to elect ONE person and go to the media to say who you REALLY want is his opponent. You ESPECIALLY don't do it 24 hours after your election interference was revealed.

It's NOT savvy or smart. It's a WEAK and STUPID move that reeks of desperation.
Romance › Re: What To Do When Your Wife Is Losing Interest In Love Making... by Namaster: 3:30pm On Sep 05, 2024
"Several things can make a woman lose interest in rolling in sheets...from bills piled so high to unpaid children school fees..."

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OP is the same STUPID boy who advised people to get married on a #30K salary.

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