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The WORST part is it's IDIOTS with Third Class and Pass Certificate that misbehave like this.

The idiot KILLED and MAIMED people just to celebrate his MEDIOCRITY.

Hope the fool spends a LOOONG in prison receiving the COMMONSENSE that 4-years of Tertiary Education failed to instill.

A 40-year old man is about to learn a PAINFUL lesson.

Only shame is that he has DRAGGED your whole family into it. His FOOLISHNESS is about to compound the aggregate woes of your extended family.

He sounds so GULLIBLE!

A pastor who's still WALLOWING in tinubulation told him he'd travel abroad soon and the FOOL believed him.

First of all, ask him these questions:

1. What kind of job?

2. Does it require a certificate ?

3. How much does the certificate cost?

4. What kind of Visa would he need?

5. What does this "friend" do?

6. How long has the "friend" been in Canada?

7. Does this "friend" not have a family member who'd be interested in the same opportunity?

8. How much would it actually cost to "process" everything?

Your Uncle is riding his GULLIBILITY and Confirmation Bias to his impending DOOM.

Best thing you can do right now is to let the FOOL get scammed. But first, tell your family to give you a part of the proceeds of the property sales to start your own business.

Very funny!

Imagine a TERRORIST who kills, kidnaps, razes and rapes talking about politicians NOT caring about people.



He said he and his men are not afraid of death. That's good. Now it's up to the Military to hurry up and introduce them to DEATH.

They not just similar but FUNCTIONALLY the same.

They are both SCAMS to fleece and CONTROL people.

America is the NUMBER 1 cause of WAR in the Middle East.

Israel has been misbehaving for almost 12 months now. They KILL innocent people, including aid workers. They let their soldiers RAPE people.

They bombed SEVERAL countries including Yemen, Lebanon and their OVER-THE-TOP response in Gaza.

The US will come out to "condemn" Israel for their INHUMANE and RECKLESS actions. Netanyahu will insult and threaten Biden for that.

But when CONSEQUENCES come knocking, the US is quick to DEFEND Israel.

America will give Israel weapons, same America complain that Israel is using the weapons.

If Israel can misbehave and bully their neighbours and HIDE behind the skirts of Dear Mommy America when their neighbours fight back, then NO peace can exist in the Middle East.

Israel is tough because when the people Israel fights fight back, America is there to respond.

In short, Israel is a BULLY under the protection of a BIGGER bully (America).

If America allows Iran and other people to DEAL with Israel decisively, Israel would have been FORCED to negotiate a kind of peace treaty with its neighbours instead of the ENDLESS wars.

There will be NO peace in the Middle East until people are ALLOWED to kill Israelis without any CONSEQUENCE the same way Israel is allowed to kill them without consequences.

Also, it's DISAPPOINTING to see the same America that's been criticising Netanyahu FLY into action the moment Israel is ACTUALLY threatened.

It's a WEAK response from Biden and his administration. Very weak. You don't support someone who DISREGARDS you. Ever!

It's no WONDER a RAPIST, PEDOPHILE and FELON who bullies all of them is on track to be President instead of ROTTING in a prison.

Weak!

Now EVERYBODY will know who wears the trousers in a marriage.

It's a SHAME that bandits are doing more to COMBAT banditry than the Nigerian Military.

You married a LEECH!

You are just a Sugar Daddy with EXTRA steps.

You married someone who OWED #40 Million and told you NOT to worry about it. And you believed her.

Then you REPAID the debts she told you NOT to worry about because she PRETENDED to be moody and DEPRESSED so that it'd affect her marriage and her Sugar Daddy would notice and pay it off.

And it worked!
I bet she's a stay-at-home Mum too.
A real Sugar Daddy!

You FORKED out money to fly her Mum and Sister to stay at your house for 2 months. You fed them and treated them like FAMILY.

YET when your own Mum came, your homegrown LEECH treated her HORRIBLY and made your mother feel like a NUISANCE.

Your Sister came for your assistance and the LEECH wanted her gone in less than 3 weeks. When you decided to finally grow a SPINE, she treated your Sister so TERRIBLY that you had to travel home to make EXCUSES for the BITCH you call a wife.

She treats YOUR family like GARBAGE.
But she treats HER family like ROYALTY.

On your dimes, too.

And you seem like a WEAK-WILLED man who can't take a HINT even if it's stomping on your head.

The same woman who threw a TANTRUM because your sister lived with you for 3 months wants HER mother to stay with you for an UNDEFINED period of time.

When you REFUSED and suggested that YOU pay for her mother's accommodation with your OWN money, the LEECH insulted you.

She ABUSED you because she didn't get her way.

Dude, you are a BITCH in your own house!

WHAT TO DO:

1. Tell her you will NOT be paying for her mother's accommodation.

2. She'll BLOW up at you.

3. KICK her out.

4. Get a DIVORCE.

5. Start the process on MONDAY.

6. BLOCK every card and account that she has access to.

7. Take your CHILD from her.

8. FLY in your Mum to take care of the child.

9. Don't NEGOTIATE with the leech.

10. DON'T take her back.

It is MADNESS to keep paying a woman and her family to make your life HELL.

OVERDO it until the thought of masturbation fills you with dread.

When I say overdo, this is what I mean:

For a whole month, YANK your penis like someone that owes you money. Yank it like 40 times a day.

Even when you have NO motivation or strength to masturbate, MASTURBATE!

Let masturbation almost KILL you!

That way, your brain will associate masturbation with UNTIMELY death.

Anytime you get the urge to masturbate, your brain will send signals to your penis that you are about to DIE. NOTHING shrivels up the penis like the threat of sudden death.

Then you can say BYE to masturbation forever.

You are welcome!

He died a FOOL.

First of all, the sensation of hunger is there for a REASON. Your body needs SUSTENANCE to function. If you disregard your body, your body will DISCARD you.

Fast if you must, but KNOW your limits!

When you start to get WEAKER and WEAKER, you can rest assured that that's your body DYING in slow motion.

Cut the fasting short, get FOOD and get water too.

In fact, ANYBODY who dies from fasting and prayer should get an AUTOMATIC ticket to hell fire. He has disappointed the god who gave him BRAIN.

By the way if he REALLY died because he was fasting and prayer because of the situation of things in Nigeria, someone should KILL him again.

That's the PEAK of foolishness.

Pray for your OWN destiny and let those that continue to vote for CRIMINALS and THIEVES face the repercussions of their FOLLY.

This is the new FORMAT in town.

1. Bleep the population of a small COUNTRY.

2. Then when you are ready for marriage, post on Social Media that you are a VIRGIN because FOOLS will believe ANYTHING they read on the internet.

3. Buy a FAKE virginity kit and use it to DECEIVE the unsuspecting mugu.

4. Let the FOOL brag about marrying a virgin on Twitter even though he does NOT understand why a virgin vagina is WIDER than a six-lane road.

The way EVERYONE is publicising the virginity on Social Media now, I would NOT be surprised if even Tiwa Savage comes out as a virgin.

TWO of the most successful BUSINESSMEN in Nigeria today.

Redpill calls this type of ladies NAWALTs. Women who pretend like they are not like other women.

She's claiming that she wouldn't mind dating and, even marrying, a POOR and DIRTY man who CANNOT afford to feed himself.

But she's LYING. She knows she's lying. EVERYBODY knows she's lying.

A woman that says she's willing to marry a poor man is like a man that says he's willing to marry a PROSTITUTE.

It reeks of DESPERATION.

From her picture, you can tell she's between 28 and 35 years who has a DECENT job but CAN'T find a decent man.

Now she's desperate and saying NONSENSE on Twitter.

Even if she finds the kind of man she describes, she would drive him mad with PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENESS in less than 2 weeks.

All these USELESS scammers parading themselves as Pastors need to be cautioned.

Making a man KNEEL before his wife in public is utterly DEMEANING.

In this particular arrangement, ONLY the gullible men are brought LOW. The wife is elevated and the pastor is elevated even more.

This is why women will listen to their pastors and pedestalise him above their husbands. It's the same reason Pastors find it easy to tuck their church members, including the married ones.

It's because the men have made a FOOL of themselves for the GLORIFICATION of the pastor.

Their wives look UP to the pastor and look DOWN on their husbands.

Bad!

David0002:
Yes, she finally did the surgery, and it was successful. It was a minor surgery thanks for your advice

Happy to hear that.

Congratulations to you and your Mum!

David0002, how's your Mum?

Has she gotten the surgery?

This does NOT seem plausible.

NATO vs AFRICA would be an OVERKILL. It'll be over FASTER than a football match.

Africa is practically DEFENCELESS. While NATO is made up of the MOST POWERFUL Military in the whole world.

One thing I TRULY believe is that slavery ended because some WHITE people wanted it to stop.

Black people are POWERLESS to stop it.

If White people and their countries decide TODAY that slavery is okay after all, NOBODY will be able to stop them.

Black people are FREE because of the BENEVOLENCE of white people. And that's the HARSH reality.

Years after independence and most African countries are still plagued by things like ENDLESS greed, infrastructural decay and varying degrees of economic disabilities.

We still KILL eachother with OUTDATED AK-47s that we imported.

Plus, EVERYBODY saw how Israel killed people remotely with NOTHING but a walkie-talkie. Imagine the amount of potential BOMBS that could have found their way into African homes if there was a joint NATO effort against Africa.

A war with NATO would be an EXTINCTION event for Africa.

Very USELESS demand!

You COLLABORATED with Israel to produce BOMBS inside communication devices. You give them BILLIONS in financing. You give them WEAPONS. You FAIL to enforce judgements of the ICJ.

What did you do when your ally is committing WAR CRIMES?

You write "letters".

Very USELESS leaders. Especially, the US.

The US would give Israel WEAPONS and rockets to DESTROY Palestine and then fly in FOOD and First-aid workers to provide care.

Very TWO-FACED!

Reports suggest Israel has killed CHILDREN, REPORTERS and AID WORKERS. Other reports suggest Israeli soldiers rape Palestinians.

Overall, the war has been a humanitarian NIGHTMARE and Israel has been acting like a war CRIMINAL.

All because it's getting support from the US and other Western Nations. And it knows that they will NOT let anything happen to it.

A woman will wear FAKE hair, FAKE eyelashes, PUSH-UP bras, SEVERAL layers of makeup and this FAKE Nyash but still have the AUDACITY to accuse a man of being INSECURE just because he doesn't want her to be BESTIES with her ex-BF.

Hilarious!

Nigeria is in TROUBLE!

Tinubu has turned Nigeria into an INTERNATIONAL ALMAJIRI.

You will always know a LOCAL girl when you see them.

A local girl will think she's a QUEEN because she's wearing a dirty wig and sunglasses. Especially, the sunglasses. Makes them act like CUNTS.

Also, note how she opens her BIG mouth wide like an anaconda that's about to swallow a prey?
Local girl energy!

Intervene how?

We are seeing Tinubu's best efforts. It's just ABYSMAL.

He brought in his financial and economic GURUS in the persons of Wale Edun and Yemi Cardoso and their efforts have been FRUITLESS.

Tinubu and his team do NOT have what it takes to a COMPLEX economy like Nigeria. And that's the TRUTH!

Lagos economy was, and still is, in AUTOPILOT. That's what made them seem like GENIUSES.

A complete BUFFOON could preside over Lagos and it's still be the BEST-PERFORMING state in Nigeria. The resume they tendered was MISLEADING because of the AUTARKIC nature of Lagos.

Only INTERVENTION from Tinubu now would be to RESIGN.

Or SHAMELESSLY beg Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala to come back.

Constant distribution of rice that NEVER gets to the average joe is NOT an intervention.

"Beauty Pageant" is one of the biggest MISNOMER in the world!

They call it "beauty pageant" but parade people so UGLY they need to take their faces to a PANELBEATER.

Imagine that one contesting for a beauty pageant with a LOW-CUT. Very REPULSIVE!

A "political solution" to a TREASONOUS crime?

That's NONSENSE!

Also, Nnamdi Kanu is politically WORTHLESS!
He has ZERO to offer in terms of political advantage.

His kinsmen in the South-East completely REJECTED Tinubu and he still won the Presidential Election COMFORTABLY.

His kinsmen in the South-East have been REFUSING to work on Mondays for YEARS which have ONLY resulted in economic destabilisation of the South-East that is MARGINAL in the GRAND SCHEME of economic hardships that bedevils the country.

ONLY thing he has to offer is perhaps telling his people to REDUCE the insecurity challenges which consists of UGM attacking INNOCENT people and security operatives.

But that would make him GUILTY of MORE crimes.

Finally, it's INSANE that after all these years the Nigerian Government have NOT been able to prosecute him SUCCESSFULLY.

Evidence of his TREASON are bountiful. If the lawyers representing Nigeria are still UNABLE to make a decent case against him, then they are USELESS and should be REPLACED.

It's been YEARS!

It's time to PROSECUTE and SENTENCE him or cut him LOOSE!

NO point in dilly-dallying. Sentence him or release him and let Nigeria MOVE on.

Nnamdi Kanu's news popping up every 3 months have become STALE.

For girls: Don't wear pants!

For boys: Stay in your house!

CyrusVI:
Its actually $9/clip
They rake in a whole lot of money from it

An average feet pic seller on Only-fans makes over $2k/month by just selling feet pic. I dont even wanna talk about how much they earn by making video calls with pigs(that one is pay per mins), not to talk of full body view via webcam


If most Nigerian ladies could find their ways around Only-fans, I swear, a large percentage of them would forget about their careers and move there fulltime


The issue is the Skin color. African women arent sellable(I wouldnt buy from them too ) and thats why they hardly make anything on OF

With the right info, women in banking sector would resign en masse to go own a community of pay-pigs online

You have a LOT of wrong INFO here.

First of all, Onlyfans is based on a subscription model. So it's per month. But some "creators" could have "special offers" like the per clip you mentioned. Or sell stuff other than subscriptions.

On the average feet pic HAWKER making $2k/month. That's also FALSE. That's more like an ANNUAL income for the average "creator".

The average person on Onlyfans make like $180/month. Not a lot of money unless you live in a shithole like Nigeria.

But like you RIGHTFULLY pointed out, NOBODY is going to pay money to see a Nigerian girl put her JIGGLING potbelly on display.

If they average creator could make $2k per month, it would even be MORE rampant than it is right now. 90% of college students would do it. And "tradwives" would hop on it like it's a neighbour's dick.

No.

Most of them are on Onlyfans because deep inside them, they are WHOORES that would like to be paid for their body.

They want love the ego boost that comes from SEXUALIZING their own bodies and getting men to pay for it.

The enjoy the AFFIRMATION that comes from different men THIRSTING over them to the extent of paying for it. Even if that payment is a PITTANCE.

I have read about a stay-at-home-wife of a SUCCESSFUL businessman who has an Onlyfans account.

She didn't need the money. Her family didn't.

It's about the EGO value and not the MONETARY value.

Onlyfans give WHOORES a platform to be WHOORES without being a PROSTITUTE.

If you call it sex work, they'll defend it by calling it "content creation".

That being said, some people actually make a BOATLOAD of money. They build an empire of IMMORALITY on Onlyfans.

They are the TOP "creators". A lot of them are ex and active PORNSTARS who already have a "fanbase" who crave for more personalised "contents".

For instance, Mia Khalifa has an Onlyfans account after claiming to have quit porn and that she was exploited.

So she's EXPLOITING herself by herself on Onlyfans.

Point is this:

While SOME people are making BIG bucks on Onlyfans, MAJORITY (like 80%) are just settling for SCRAPS and using Onlyfans as an outlet to be a WHOORE.

It is COMICAL how women act like men SEXUALIZE them against their will. Meanwhile, they take every opportunity to SLAM their naked hodies in the face of the whole world.

Even SEEMINGLY smart, successful and professional woman EXHIBIT their body like a slab of beef.

Then they turn around to BITCH about being sexualized.

Question is:

Who is REALLY doing the sexualizing?

FADED pornstars used to come out and say they were abused, extorted and coerced into being pornstars.

Meanwhile EVERY woman, including schoolteachers and married women, wants to jump on OnlyFans to offer Porn-As-A-Service to ANYONE who will pay them $9/month.

Now this one is scrubbing her BLACK YANSH in public and posted the video on Social Media.

Women are their OWN problems.

A woman who cheats is a TAINTED woman.

It's NOT an indictment of the man's character. It's says NOTHING of a man that a woman cheats on him. But it says EVERYTHING about the woman who cheats. Specifically, it says WHOORE in capital letters.

But a man who stays with a cheater is LESS than a subhuman. He's the DREG of DREGS!

NEVER stay with a cheater.

NOT for the kids.
NOT because it was a "mistake".
NOT because it was "just one time".

A relationship with a cheating woman is like mixing MUD into your Bournvita and still calling it tea.

It's MADNESS.

Female soldiers, female doctors, nurses, female corpers and female bank marketers are professional FORNICATORS.

In other words, they fucck ANYTHING that looks like dick as part of their job descriptions.

Women in these professions are FLOODED with men they consider to be high quality, high status and high value EVERYDAY.

They LOSE control and throw themselves shamelessly at these men.

A relationship with ANY of them is a relationship between a man, a woman and a COLLECTION of stranger dicks.

Buying electric cars in Nigeria is stupid. Nigeria doesn't have the facilities to support them.

Plus, most of them are so SOPHISTICATED it requires a mixture of electrical, mechsnical and software engineering skills to fix and maintain them.

It's a STUPID purchase. Like buying a sportscar when you live in Lagos.

The Nigerian culture wants us to believe that growing OLD means growing in wisdom. But the fact is you CANNOT outgrow stupid.

He called men "lazy bumcums" who are "insecure" and "jealous".

Then he cited an example of men earning #1.5M per month. The fool!

Minimum wage in Nigeria is #70K. ANY man who earns #1.5M is DEFINITELY not a "lazy bumcum".

The argument he made that men who make less than their wives are LAZY and ENVIOUS and need to be "challenged and upgrade their financial status" is the same argument that women who earn more than their husbands use to JUSTIFY treating them like SHIT and DISRESPECTING them endlessly.

Women see men earning less than them as BENEATH them. And they DON'T hesitate to treat them like SUBHUMANS.

That's why relationships like that RARELY works.

It's NOT that the men are lazy or insecure. It's that women will inevitably RESENT a spouse that's less successful than they are.

For a relationship to work, the woman needs to feel like the man is SUPERIOR. Finance is the easiest way to measure that.

Women cannot wrap their mind around being the MONEYBAG and still being the one hetting fuccked.

They just can't!

That's why Mackenzie Scott's new marriage hit the rock in just two years while Jeff Bezos is still prancing around happily with his PLASTIC intimacy gadget.

Also, NO Nigerian man earning #1.5M would demand that his wife earning #10M quit her job. NEVER!

But 99% of Nigerian women earning #10M/month would make the life of a husband earning #1.5M/month a carbon copy of HELL. They would trample and belittle them to NO end.

If you close your eyes, you can already hear the WHINY and irritating voice yelling at a husband for voice for being a "lazy bumcum" for still being in bed at 4:30.

Women DON'T want Mummy's boys because Mummy's boys have their mother HEAVILY involved in their lives.

As such, the mother is ready to COUNTERACT every attempt of other women to manipulate her son.

The mothers can spot bitches and witches BETTER than their sons. And being Mummy's boys, their sons listen to them.

Plus a Mummy's boy does NOT lack female attention or affection and that's another weapon in the female arsenal rendered useless.

A Mummy's boy may be spineless or lily-livered but they are NOT easy to manipulate because of their OVERINVOLVED mothers.

That's why women RESENT them. They are virtually immune to their tricks.

It's the same reason women RARELY get along with their mother in laws. Women know how women think. Women know how devious women are.

A man that is close to his mother makes women UNCOMFORTABLE. It's like having a Military Advisor in your army who wrote and developed the enemy's strategy for them.

Finally, the idea that men somehow prefer a Daddy's girl is RIDICULOUS. MOST men have ZERO standards.

It doesn't matter to them whether a girl is a daddy's or mummy's girl or even an ORPHAN, they are ready to WORSHIP any girl that'll have them.

Scarcity mindset has dealt a HUGE blow to men.

Case in point is the young man that recently bent the knee in proposal to a dirty-black, thin girl that puts you in mind of a burnt PANLA and still got REJECTED.