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RomanceRe: Stop Attacking Guys That Bleep Your Girlfrriend by Namaster: 3:20pm On May 04, 2024
Only foolish men attack a man who bleeps their wives or girlfriends.

The man has done them a HUUGE favour by showing them that they were shacking up with a WHOORE.

You discard the trash and move ON.

No woman who bleeps around is worth fighting over.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Fights Every Lady That Talks To Me by Namaster:
You need to visit a neurologist because something is WRONG with your brain.

A girl nearly ATTACKED your sister, intimidated your friend and seized your phone YET you're still folding your arms and looking.

She OSTRACIZES you from your female friends while she frolicks with all the men in your community. And collects gifts from them.

Rest assured that gift is not the only thing she's collecting. She's collecting diicks, too.

Women who have a man like you on lockdown will ALWAYS Bleep around. Your case is not an exception.

Also a CRAZY woman made you lose out on a financial deal and you did not discharge her IMMEDIATELY? What's wrong with you?

You are not married yet and she's already stealing your peace of mind and making you a cuck. Nothing good will come out of that relationship.

I bet you are NOT even getting sex from the she-devil.

Anyway, you know what to do. Go to her right NOW and break up the calamity you call a relationship. Tell her you are not doing again.

Tell her to LEAVE your house immediately. Don't negotiate. Don't talk about anything. Just END it!

If you are scared, go with some of your friends. Don't be afraid to look like a pussy. Everybody already knows you are a pussy.

But whatever you do, make sure that bitch leaves TODAY!

If she claims to be pregnant, wish her luck and tell her you'll see her in 9 months. Then make sure your first interaction is at a lab for a DNA test.

KICK. HER. OUT. TODAY.
CrimeRe: Court Hands Former FCMB Manager 121-year Prison Sentence by Namaster: 2:27pm On May 04, 2024
While I support this judgement 100%, it demonstrates the INSANE double standard of the Nigerian Justice System.

This guy stole just $100,000 and he'll die in prison for it. But this is not even up to a fraction of what a low-level politician embezzles per annum.

Yet they are all walking FREE.

Disgusting DOUBLE STANDARD!
RomanceRe: Some Girls Are Just Stupid by Namaster: 8:43am On May 04, 2024
Government need to do something about it nearly killed me. grin grin

On a serious note:

The problem here is you STILL believe that there are decent girls out there. But that's FALSE.

ALL women are HOES. You may not know who they're hoeing for but you can rest assured that they are.

It doesn't matter how respectable you think they are, they are secretly hoes. And that includes professionals like doctors, bankers, lecturers, etc.

Also NO age is exempt.

Your strategy is to be PERPETUALLY skeptical of EVERYTHING a woman does or says. And NEVER commit to any of them.

Don't wife them.
Or make them your girlfriends.

Just Bleep and go.

If you need kids, Bleep one, impregnate her and take your kids from her.

You will ALWAYS be disappointed if you expect a woman to be FAITHFUL.
PoliticsRe: Cardoso Mentions ‘new Sources’ Of Nigeria’s Inflation, Urges Fiscal Authorities by Namaster: 7:14am On May 04, 2024
Cardoso should do a "DUMB-A-THON" for GWR. He'd win effortlessly.

Imagine claiming that government palliatives is the cause of food inflation. Meanwhile the palliatives were introduced because people could NOT AFFORD to buy food in the first place.

You don't EVEN need to be smart to realize that inflation is the reason for palliatives and palliatives are NOT the reason for inflation. You just don't have to be dumb.

This guy has NO idea what he's doing at CBN. Apart from looting, of course.
PoliticsRe: How Much Are You Buying A Litre Of Petrol In Your Area? by Namaster:
If not that Tinubu himself is a criminal, every single one of the filling stations extorting people and sabotaging the economy would have been shut done.

There is ZERO reason to sell petrol at such prices. GREED and WICKEDNESS is the only reason for it. And LAWLESSNESS is why they get away with it.

It's not like they incur new additional costs to bring in the petrol they are selling now. The supply chain issue means NO one is bringing in new petrol. What they are selling at these crazy prices is old stock that were ALREADY in the country.

YET the jacked up the price INSANELY and let Nigerians suffer the consequences of their untamed greed.

And Tinubu is nowhere to be found.
FoodRe: What Are You Eating This With? by Namaster: 8:47pm On May 03, 2024
Big yansh.
PoliticsRe: Spending Power Of Nigerians Have Improved Tremendously In 6months - Ajuri by Namaster: 4:57pm On May 03, 2024
Tinubu is very good at appointing people who are PROFICIENT at kissing his ass.
Foreign AffairsRe: Houthis Offer Education To Students Suspended In US Protest Crackdown by Namaster: 4:54pm On May 03, 2024
Small yansh dey shake. grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Women More...... by Namaster: 8:56pm On May 02, 2024
A low IQ, low effort post made by a low quality man.

Red pill is to massage men's egos? You don't know what you are talking about.

Also the notion that women don't exhibit compulsive sexual behaviours reeks of lack of experience experience of female desire caused by your own physical appearance and quality as a man.

Brands like Chippendale LITERALLY make money exploiting female lust.

Women misbehave ALL the time at concerts.

But you will NEVER experience genuine female desire hauling around your potbelly while legging it through streets and communities in your ill-fitting jeans.

If you don't know what makes them tick, say so. Don't make SENSELESS posts like this.
RomanceRe: Why Are So Many Women So Bad At Having Sex? by Namaster: 6:06pm On May 02, 2024
Most men are satisfied with having a hole to plow. In fact, they'll pursue it and even pay for it.

So there's no need for women to get better at sex when men are satisfied with the barest minimum.

Best thing is to LEARN to arrange them into the position you want and bang away. Sex positions flow into each other if you know what you're doing.
PoliticsRe: Police Storm Home Of Ex-MFM Church Member Remanded In Prison, To Arrest Wife by Namaster: 4:47pm On May 02, 2024
It's FUNNY that the clergy of a religion which central tenet is FORGIVENESS is so vindictive he'd go after a man's family.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Champions Africa’s Role In Driving Global Renewable Energy Transition by Namaster: 4:40pm On May 02, 2024
APC and Tinubu REALLY bleeped Nigeriajs by robbing us of a President with sound mind and vision.

Ask Tinubu to speak on this and he'll ask you "Sustainable Energy ni afe je ni?"
HealthRe: Help Me Confirm If I Am HIV Positive by Namaster: 8:38am On May 02, 2024
Stop killing yourself softly. A lot of sicknesses and diseases have similar symptoms. That's why there are clinical tests instead of guessworks.

Visit a hospital with a lab and do a HIV test. It's cheap. It's not more than #5K in most private hospitals. Probably cheaper than that in public ones.

Also, don't be an idiiiot. Use condoms.
RomanceRe: Do I Have A Spiritual Problem? by Namaster: 8:37am On May 02, 2024
You are not wrong about women being sex symbols.

That's what they are.
BusinessRe: Former Boss Of World's Largest Crypto Exchange Binance Jailed by Namaster: 9:10pm On Apr 30, 2024
CZ seems like a nice guy. He was definitely railed by the US Justice System.

Guy already paid crazy fines. Sentencing him to 4 months in jail is just an OVERKILL.
PoliticsRe: Osun State Unveils New Logo by Namaster: 8:48pm On Apr 30, 2024
This state is bedeviled by EXTREMELY useless leaders.

They are EXCESSIVELY concerned with superficial things.

First it was the "State of Osun" vs "Osun State" saga. Now it's logo design.

Focus on tangible stuff rather than jerking off to frivolities.
CrimeRe: Woman Loses $50,000 To A Fake Elon Musk by Namaster: 8:03pm On Apr 30, 2024
Women are so DELUSIONAL. grin

Imagine a nameless woman in South Korea thinking she's so "special" that she's able to attract one of the richest men.

Plus, Elon Musk was willing to jump through SEVERAL hoops to prove that he's real. We are talking about a man that has dated actresses and super models here.

Very GULLIBLE somebody!
PoliticsRe: Major Marketers Move To End Fuel Scarcity, To Flood Market With 300m Litres by Namaster: 6:28pm On Apr 30, 2024
More promises??
RomanceRe: Women Are Master's Of Emotional Manipulation! How??? by Namaster: 5:57pm On Apr 30, 2024
The key is to NEVER play fheir games.

Be RUTHLESS when dealing with women. For instance if she ignores you UNTIL she needs something from you, ignore her WHEN she needs something from you. Better yet cut her off COMPLETELY.

You call her and she rejects your call, cut her off.

She hisses at you, cut her off.

Disrespects you in any way, cut her off.

Gives excuses when you want to Bleep, cut her off.

Tries to control you, cut her off.

Set STIFF and DEFINITE boundaries and ENFORCE them. That's the only way to get them to behave.

Also be SELECTIVE in who you stick your dick in
CrimeRe: Man Allegedly Chops Off His Wife's Hand Over N3000 In Jos by Namaster: 5:11pm On Apr 30, 2024
You know a Shariah Zombie when you see one.

The way he presented it proudly to the camera shows that he feels JUSTIFIED to mutilate the woman.

The fact that there is a cameraman who did NOTHING to stop the heinous crime or apprehend the criminal shows that the person approves of the act as stipulated under Shariah Law.

Worst parr in all this is that the bow-legged criminal will likely go scot free while the woman is DISFIGURED for life.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Kills Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps Operative In Iran - Report by Namaster: 4:58pm On Apr 30, 2024
Iran fuuucked up. Israel owns their ass now.
BusinessRe: I Have 20million Naira Saved, Pls Advice.. by Namaster: 4:41pm On Apr 30, 2024
Invest in your future. Use the money to FLEE Nigeria.
PropertiesRe: I Finally Moved Out Of Face Me I Face You by Namaster: 1:14pm On Apr 30, 2024
Congratulations.

Nothing is sweeter than achieving quantifiable PROGRESS in life.

By the way, what's the cost and location of your new place?
RomanceRe: Today Is My Birthday, She Sent Me Text But Didn't Post Me by Namaster: 1:06pm On Apr 30, 2024
She's done with you. Just doesn't know how to tell you yet.

There's another guy in the picture now. Posting your pictures will raise too many questions.

Run this test:

Break up with her and see how long it takes her ro upload pictures of her new "man".
SportsRe: Premier League Clubs Agree Salary Cap! by Namaster: 12:09pm On Apr 30, 2024
Unanimous vote but 3 people voted against it and 1 abstained?

Whoever wrote this needs to be sacked.
FamilyRe: This Is The Type Of Woman Every Man Should Marry by Namaster: 8:00am On Apr 30, 2024
Women are HILARIOUS! grin

From what she wrote, it's easy to infer she's been married for years and have also been employed for quite some time.

It is also easy to infer that this is the FIRST time she has done something like this. EVER!

Yet she's on social media forming good wife and EMERGENCY marriage counsellor.

Contributing to your own living expenses and the upkeep of your children should be the NORM. Not something that needs to be ADVERTISED on social media like some kind of unparalleled virtue.
PoliticsRe: Adebayo Adelabu: Accept Electricity Tariff Hike Or Face Total Blackout by Namaster: 7:51am On Apr 30, 2024
It's almost like Tinubu appointed his Ministers based on their ability to INFLICT pain on Nigerians.

Some years ago, the government decided that the best way to "revive" the power sector is by selling off Discos to private investors.

We can all see the results of that.

This guy is saying NONSENSE and he knows it.

What's the meaning of "we are all Nigerians and we feel the impact?

He's a Minister in Nigeria. Allocations to the Ministry is his own personal slush fund. Yet he's pretending to share the plights of Nigerians who make #30,000 per month.

Funny man.
PoliticsRe: “Recover Our Stolen Wealth From Yahaya Bello” – Kogi Indigenes Tell EFCC by Namaster: 7:32am On Apr 30, 2024
EFCC is a joke.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Couple Torture 9-Year-Old Daughter To Death On Witchcraft Allegations by Namaster: 11:11pm On Apr 29, 2024
Nothing is more DANGEROUS than a simple man.

The pussified man and the EVIL stepmother ganged up on a 9-year old and beat her to death.

I cannot wrap my head around this. The excuse of witchcraft is just DUMB. A 9-year old child DEFINITELY has nothing to do with witchcraft.

Also it's high time we implemented EUGENICS in Nigeria. People like this should NEVER be allowed to have children. Same goes for people who give out their kids as houseboys/girls.
RomanceRe: Do You Support Dna Test To Be Mandatory For Couples by Namaster: 11:07pm On Apr 29, 2024
Women today fuuuci anything that RESEMBLES an erection.

So it's a RESOUNDING yesss! Get a DNA test before you even do naming ceremony.
FamilyRe: My Wife's Next Of Kin by Namaster: 11:03pm On Apr 29, 2024
You are raising another man's son when you have NONE of your own?

You are a real man. grin

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