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PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Electricity Supply Will Improve Within Six Months – Minister by Namaster: 7:04am On Mar 15, 2024
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PoliticsRe: Troops Rescue Babies, 5 Women After 2 Months In Captivity In Zamfara by Namaster: 10:15pm On Mar 14, 2024
Did they blast the kidnappers head?

That's the most important thing. Make sure no other women and children experience the horrors these rescued ones did.
PoliticsRe: P/Harcourt Refinery Will Kickstart Operations In Two Weeks – Mele Kyari by Namaster: 10:10pm On Mar 14, 2024
By now, one would think Nigerian politicians and their cronies would have learned to stop giving timeframes to launch or complete a project.

Knowing Nigeria, the project may still be postponed indefinitely.
RomanceRe: Seems The No Nonsense Men Know The Game More by Namaster: 9:02pm On Mar 14, 2024
Only a dumb bitch would think being toxic is a green flag.

This is the kind of girl who ends up with men who beat them like a boxer with something to prove.

My advice to men:

Never be toxic to please a damaged hoe. If you are a good and kind person who sees the best in people, remain like that. Just avoid the disasters called Nigerian girls.
CrimeRe: Hundreds Freed From Yahoo Slavery by Namaster: 8:45pm On Mar 14, 2024
Nothing like "rescue" here. No one is keeping over 500 people hostage and forcing them to do something they don't want to.

These are scammers plying their trade in a commercialised HK. They are NOT victims but criminals that should be dragged to prison.
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Is Trying Hard To Kill Unofficial Whatsapp by Namaster:
As well they should.

It's criminal to piggyback on another person's sweat and ingenuity.

Whoever thinks they can build a better WhatsApp should do it and make bank rather than modifying another person's app.
PoliticsRe: "I Miss Buhari"⁠ — Deji Adeyanju Says As Nigerians Battle Hunger, Inflation by Namaster: 7:19pm On Mar 14, 2024
The worst part is that whoever comes after Tinubu would make Nigerians pine for the good ol' days of Tinubulation.
RomanceRe: I Can’t Date You If You’re Not Gonna Get Me The Rolls Royce - Lady Shares by Namaster: 6:17pm On Mar 14, 2024
Even this one that looks like something that belongs in a casket.

Spare me the nonsense!
RomanceRe: Foluronsho Alakija Reportedly Received Over 10000 Marriage Proposals Within 24hr by Namaster: 6:11pm On Mar 14, 2024
They can apply from now until Armageddon, none of them will qualify.

Women look upfor a spouse. Men look down.
The higher a woman climbs, the fewer her options. The higher a man climbs, the more his options.

Alakija is richer than 99% of men in Nigeria. None of the remaining 1% would be interested in her sexually or romantically when their options include young and pretty things.

The point here is it's a waste of time to try to apply for this even if it was a real thing.
CelebritiesRe: King's Oil For How Much!?-lady Laments The Price Of Vegetable Oil Being Sold by Namaster: 5:53pm On Mar 14, 2024
I will continue to say this:

Nigerians are EXTREMELY wicked!

The wickedness of the average Nigerian is incomparable. Imagine adding a whole #1,100 to the selling price. Mind you, the sellers profit is already included in the original price of #2,400.

But GREED and WICKEDNESS propelled him to jack up the price.

Then he'll go home and lament the about inflation. On Sunday, he'll pack his torn bible and roll on the floor claiming to praise God.

Nigerians are criminals. Petty traders have become petty criminals.

STOP buying things from small-scale retailers. Especially the ones around your community. They are greedy criminals.

ALWAYS go to the market to look for WHOLESALERS and buy your things in BULK.

Forget the "my customer" community sellers before they "my customer" you into bankruptcy.
CrimeRe: Man Raped 9-year-old Daughter In Adamawa, Blames Alcohol And Drugs (photo) by Namaster: 5:07pm On Mar 14, 2024
Bless the wife for reporting the issue ASAP. Some would have kept quiet.

Now, it's time to crack his balls like eggs.

Pedophiles and rapists should be handed over to the arbiters of jungle justice. They should receive instant and brutal justice.

Also, this one seems premeditated. Sounds like he took the drugs and alcohol to gain courage to carry out this heinous act.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian POS Operator Returns N10million Mistakenly Transferred To His Account by Namaster: 2:12pm On Mar 14, 2024
I knew it happened in the North before I opened the thread. The last of honest Nigerians are northerners or reside in the North.

That being said, who makes the mistake of sending #10,000,000 instead of #10,000?
CrimeRe: Female Prison Guard Who Trafficks Drugs Exposed By Boyfriend On Tiktok by Namaster: 1:53pm On Mar 14, 2024
Black women are a special kind of STUPID.

That's why a random Agbero can tell you the shape of Tiwa Savage's vagina.

I bet she's carrying on a sexual relationship with the inmate too. Or hopes to start one the inmate gets out.
CrimeRe: Helicopter-booking Company, Vetifly’s CEO Okoh, COO Odumodu Declared by Namaster: 6:10am On Mar 14, 2024
Nigerians are VERY easy to scam.

Just wear a nice suit and speak phonetics, they'll be falling over themselves to throw their money at you. It works even better if you have a fancy title like CEO or Pastor.
PoliticsRe: Alleged N4b Fraud: How Obiano Laundered Anambra Security Votes, By EFCC by Namaster: 6:00am On Mar 14, 2024
Language is very funny. He "laundered" #4bn like it's dirty boxers.

Money that was earmarked to keep the people of Anambra safe was pocketed by a greedy politician who travels around in bulletproof vehicles.

A legislation to prevent ALL government officials at ALL levels from using bulletproof vehicles would fix that.

If a big stone could aimed just right could threaten your life, you would not be STEALING funds meant for security purposes.
BusinessRe: Aig-Imoukhuede Steps In As Access Holdings Chairman 10 Years After Exit As CEO by Namaster:
Despite it's kinetic connotation, power is EXTREMELY stagnant. It's wield by the same small group of people over extended periods of time.

The CEO of 2002 is back as the Chairman of 2024.

The same thing is obtainable in politics and everywhere power is brokered. Same people control it.

The idea, of course, is that these people are MORE competent because of their experience. Nonsense!

There are ALWAYS people more competent than those who wield power. But the wielders of power hold it CAPTIVE. Never letting go. Turning the very force of nature into something stagnant to be used for their sole benefit.

Anyway, congratulations to him. But they should try to bring new people in. Stop trying to recapture the glory of days long gone.
CrimeRe: Man Lands In Kano Police Custody After Attempted Suicide by Namaster: 10:08pm On Mar 13, 2024
Trying to kill yourself in this economy is an act of wickedness.

By killing yourself, the Tinubulation per capita increases creating more burden for the rest of us.

Nobody should kill themselves. Shoulder your share.
HealthRe: What Should I Do When My Woman Lied That She Got Pregnant To Me When She Didn’t by Namaster: 9:51pm On Mar 13, 2024
Old format. grin

Babe wants abortion money. Get confirmation that she's not pregnant and kick the lying bitch to the curb.

Don't tolerate a scammer.
CrimeRe: 2 Killed, Property Burnt As Niger Communities Clash Over Woman by Namaster: 9:34pm On Mar 13, 2024
Imagine a foolish boy trying to kiss a bride on her WEDDING day in front of the groom and his friends. That level of stupidity deserves to be punished.

It doesn't matter if you're pounding the bride like yam in private, you NEVER disrespect the groom in public by doing PDA with his bride. Especially when his friends are around.
CrimeRe: 17-Year-Old Boy Commits Suicide In Lagos by Namaster: 7:49pm On Mar 13, 2024
A 17-year old kid has not started life. Has no reason to take a nascent life still brimming with potential.

His death is a shame.
RomanceRe: Something Is Just Pushing Me To Squander Money On Women... by Namaster: 7:44pm On Mar 13, 2024
Just imagine a girl laughing with her girlfriends as they call you Mags while she sexts with her boyfriend on the phone you bought and paid for.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Says Citizens Fighting With Israeli Forces In Gaza Will Be Arrested by Namaster: 7:29pm On Mar 13, 2024
I don't understand modern warfare. People are trying to pretend that war is not war. That it's supposed to be governed by some high ideals. That when you kill people, you have to be somehow humane about it.

That's just NONSENSE!

The objective of war is to OBLITERATE the enemy. You use whatever resources at your disposal to achieve that objective.

If the enemy combatants choose to act like cowards and use civilians as shields, sucks for those civilians because they'd be JUSTIFIABLY neutralised too.

That is what Israel is doing. Plus, Hamas had it coming. Their attack was an exercise in madness. That's like someone like Pawpaw tapping the ass of Anthony Joshua's girlfriend.

It's just madness.

Also USA needs to get their head screwed on straight. Supporting Israel and then airlifting aids to the enemy of Israel is just dumb.
PoliticsRe: President Of Burkinafaso, Captain Ibrahim Traore Sends Final Warning To Tinubu by Namaster: 7:20pm On Mar 13, 2024
Fools and inability to take responsibility for their actions. You unseated a democracy and forced your way to power in a country that was a member of ECOWAS. Now you bitch about the consequences.

Also while I'd be the first to blast the Nigerian Military for their USELESSNESS, that does NOT mean they'll not chew Burkina Faso like ashewo chews gum.

Someone needs to respect his Daddy.
CrimeRe: Handcuffed Man Allegedly Falls Off From Police Vehicle In Anambra, Dies by Namaster:
Another young life wasted by incompetent and evil police.

If Nigeria had a functioning justice system, this would be a great time to sue the police and Anambra State government into bankruptcy.

Yet the criminals in uniform are "suing for calm". Hope some nice UGM visit that station with a truckload of calm for the useless police.
CrimeRe: Minnesota Mother Drowns Baby, Sends Gruesome Photo To Boyfriend (Photo) by Namaster: 7:00pm On Mar 13, 2024
"Allegedly, Harding explained that she drowned her son because she was in a relationship with a man who disliked the child and wanted her to put him up for adoption. Her motive, as detailed in the complaint, was to prove to her boyfriend that he, and not her baby, was her top priority."

Single mothers are fast becoming one of the biggest hazards of human society.

One single mother allowed her daughter to be raped by a strange man she married. Another one blew smoke into the face of an infant.

Now this one straight up MURDERED her kid just because her "boyfriend " doesn't like him.

Yet when men avoid them like a rotten slab of meat, they cry foul. EVIL resides in the heart of single mothers.

To men:

If you get a girl pregnant, take your kid away from her. Take the kid home no matter how hard it is. NEVER allow your kid to be raised by a single mother unless you want them neglected, raped or murdered.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Cheated On Me With Someone I Warned Her About by Namaster:
SYSTEM222:
I just felt I've met the right person
Exorcise this idea from your mind.

There is NO "right person", "the one" or "soulmate".

All women are deceitful cunts that'll fuuuuuck a strange man in the morning and come form reverend sister for you in the evening.

Realize this and stop expecting women to be something they are not.

If it's kids you want, impregnate one of them and get your kids.

Never save sex for later. Sex is useless in the first place, saving it for later wouldn't make a difference.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Cheated On Me With Someone I Warned Her About by Namaster:
First of all, NEVER date a girl without fucking her. It's MADNESS to say you are dating a girl without banging her like a drum.

In fact, ALL your relationships must start with sex. Sex first, then the specifics later.

Women bring absolutely NOTHING to a relationship apart from sex. If you don't Bleep her, you are only deceiving yourself.

It doesn't matter if she's a virgin or the blood daughter of Jesus, you need to get your dick inside her vagina ASAP. That is the only way women get invested in and committed to a relationship.

Otherwise, you'll just end up like OP who rented a house for a strange man to Bleep his GF in.
FoodRe: See The Onions I Bought At N1500 In Kano Today by Namaster: 2:28pm On Mar 13, 2024
Cheap. Where is that?

Where I stay, onion is so expensive you fry your onions in oil to get the taste then remove them to be used the next time you cook.
RomanceRe: It Is In Poor Settlements That You Will Find... by Namaster: 1:42pm On Mar 13, 2024
Poor people will stab you in the back. Rich people will stab you in the back with a designer knife. Either way, you still get stabbed.

No matter where you find yourself, ALWAYS be on guard!
FamilyRe: My Brother Blocked Me On Whatsapp Because Of Laptop by Namaster: 1:36pm On Mar 13, 2024
When your money comes in, hire a hookup girl with big yansh and bang to your heart's content.

I hate ENTITLED idiots.

You don't owe him YOUR money. Goes to show that the idiot only sees you as an ATM.

In case it's not clear, you did NOT do anything wrong. Circumstances beyond your control caused the delay. It's not like the money is available and you failed to give him.

Your brother is acting like an entitled bitch. Treat him like one.
PoliticsRe: Benue Moves To Generate Own Electricity by Namaster: 12:43pm On Mar 13, 2024
Nice initiative. Especially if funds are not diverted into private pockets.

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