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Romance / Re: I Escape Death By A Whisker This Past Monday by namedo: 6:06am On Dec 23, 2023
Things happen in this country oh!
Romance / Re: How Do I Get This by namedo: 5:52am On Dec 23, 2023
Go after a psychiatrist nurse.

You too need a psychological evaluation! angry
Romance / Re: Smash Or Pass by namedo: 5:47am On Dec 23, 2023
Smash and pass!

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Romance / Re: Is It Natural For Your Woman's Virg.inia To Automatically Becomes Wider by namedo: 5:36am On Dec 23, 2023
Yes. The female private part is elastic when active.
It sometimes could go tight and sometimes especially during her ovulation period, it could go wet and porous. You can then see some whitish mucus as you thrust in and out with your joystick.

Go ahead and marry her....nothing spoil.

I know what you are thinking about. Simply go and work on that your thin joystick oh! E get why! grin

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Food / Re: See The Goat Meat Pepper Soup I Made To Reciprocate Love To My Female Neighbor by namedo: 5:10am On Dec 23, 2023
I hope you remembered to add that Love Portion Baba Ilah asked you to use oh? grin

Just kidding.

But that girl will give a doggy style after eating that delicacy sha. I assure you!
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean To Submit To Your Husband by namedo: 5:03am On Dec 23, 2023
Oh girl, I for marry you if you go gree.
Who give small pikin like you this kind of old woman sense?
You've just hit the head on the nail. grin
Jeon:
*Explanation *
Submission is next to how the rich and powerful person[s] is[are] treating the poor and weak person[s].

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by namedo: 4:54am On Dec 23, 2023
Most guys here are just making unnecessary noise. Did you marry your wife as a virgin?
Most ladies who went through higher education especially in Nigeria did hook-up and most of them today are married to men who did not know about their past whoring lives.
Two of my ex married this year and I was invited to their wedding.
It's no big deal marrying or having a HK as girlfriend.
Romance / Re: If A Married Woman Confides In You by namedo: 10:13pm On Dec 22, 2023
Married woman! shocked
Politics / Re: President Tinubu & Papa Ajasco Shake Hands In Lagos (Video) by namedo: 2:45pm On Dec 22, 2023
The problem with Nigeria are Nigerians themselves, not Tinubu.
Travel / Re: Evil Our Men Do Abroad In Connivance With Families In Nigeria. by namedo: 2:40pm On Dec 22, 2023
Then what qualifies it for a table?
Natbrowny:
This table has no legs..

Walai Talai.. 😝
Properties / Re: See The House I Built For My Age Parents. by namedo: 2:35pm On Dec 22, 2023
That's how your children will take good care of you too when you grow old.
Please if you have a little to donate for children feeding this Yule tide season, check my signature and donate your widow's might to the less privileged and God will do more for you and your children.

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Romance / Re: Indecent Dressing By Ladies Seen Everywhere On The Streets This Yule Tide! (Pic) by namedo: 5:52am On Dec 22, 2023
Modesty remains what It is; be it in ancient times or in the present.
Decency cannot be compromised no matter how you try to twist it.
Anny69:
To begin with I'm not a teen and even if I were I sound more reasonable than most of you men in your 30s/40s/50s.

*Whenever women are given freedom they take it to the extreme* Lmao! You're just another misogynistic cunt.

Your response is problematic, seems you didn't read it before posting, in your silly mind you've said something.

No matter how modest a woman dresses she'd be slut-shamed, so your logic doesn't make sense, I don't even expect you to understand because you're not a woman and your thoughts are clouded with hate towards women.

Society is always changing, and our standards of fashion are changing too. There's no reason to hold onto outdated ideas about women's bodies and clothing.

I have no grace for moids! undecided This would be my last post on this thread. If you want hexes in your life quote me and say rubbish.

ENKR!

Romance / Re: My Ex-girlfriend Who Is Married Wants Me Back Badly! by namedo: 5:47am On Dec 22, 2023
Don't try it oh.
Young girls abound, ready to trade their kpekus for little Money! angry
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When Lady Shares Intimate Secrets With You? by namedo: 5:38am On Dec 22, 2023
You are her bestie. But try to get into relationship with her and see how she would react.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Partially Back; A Work In Progress by namedo: 7:50pm On Dec 21, 2023
I'm happy to hear that, Seun.
Business / Re: How Is Cash Availability In Your Area? by namedo: 7:43pm On Dec 21, 2023
True.
This is really despicable!
Chicagograduate:
I withdrew 13k with 600 charges from a pos vendor yesterday in a Delta community.I was mad.

Nigerian banks have become fraudulent.They hide cash from customers and sell to pos vendors to make illegal profit.
Nairaland / General / What Actually Happened To Nairaland In The Past Four Days? Resolved? by namedo: 7:40pm On Dec 21, 2023
Osewa should please explain to us what happened and tell us how the challenge was resolved.

I'm addicted to this website and I found it very embarrassing staying a day without visiting the site!

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Romance / Re: How Did You Cope For Days Without Nairaland. by namedo: 7:35pm On Dec 21, 2023
It was a terrible experience.
Crime / Re: Abominable Things I Did As A Young Boy by namedo: 5:03pm On Dec 21, 2023
Hmm.
The things boys do in the dark ehn!
Romance / It's Yule Tide Season; Time To Feed And Give To The Less-privileged! by namedo: 4:05pm On Dec 21, 2023
It's more blessed to give than to receive.

The present economic situation in the country has made life more miserable for the less-privileged members of the society.

Organise charity groups in your area where you and members of your group can feed children in need of food and clothing this Yule tide season.

Give out your widow's might to children who deserve it. Share food..both raw and cooked with adults who cannot afford it like I do in my area in Edo State.

Be your brother's keeper and God will abundantly bless you.

Compliment of the season!

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Health / Re: Telecom Mast: Can This Cause Cancer? (Photo) by namedo: 7:49am On Oct 09, 2021
Inspiration gotten from weed can make you kiss transformer thinking you are kissing your girlfriend one day. Smoke more weed and enjoy your fantasy.
YungTemy:
One cool Sunday evening, after smoking a huge fat blunt of kwale weed that a very good friend of mine had purchased all the way from Delta state when he came visiting few days back. I stepped out of my house, reckless... in search of something to do. I was filled with so much inspiration, most especially from the days church service I had attended in the morning. My Pastor was spitting fire... good Lord. I literally couldn't count the amount of times I stood up "kabashing" and wholeheartedly screaming at the top of my voice... "Ride on Pastor!!", "Papa, the Holy Spirit is in you", "Papa finish me with inspiration". I was filled. I can still recall my pastor saying... "Brethren, You can be anything you want to be..., believe in yourself,.... just believe in yourself and you can reach any height you desire. Remember God loves you. And that was how I did the unthinkable.

I looked left and right, only for me to take notice the old rusty tall GLO mast that had been in front of my house for ages, abandon. Mumu me began to think recklessly. "Too much Inspiration fit loose guard person sometimes o". The Kwale weed accompanied with my pastors inspiration decided to take me to a much higher realm..... much more higher than I've ever been. I decided to climb the mast.

For the next 5 minutes, My brothers and Sisters, I was still climbing. Well, I got to the top eventually but... nah there the wahala to come down for start. I was at the peak of the mast and I couldn't come down. The Kwale weed loose guard me. I con dey see double when I tried to look down. To cry for help con become wahala. Cold catch me.... I no go ever forget that day.

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Business / Re: Favour Ori 'Payday' Secures $1m To Build The Paypal For Africa by namedo: 7:36am On Oct 09, 2021
He has a good family background. The start-up capital could be from Dad.
Politics / Re: South-South Governors, Leaders Demand 50% Oil Derivation by namedo: 7:19am On Oct 09, 2021
Very realistic demand.
Investment / Re: If You Are An Internet Hustler Like Me, This Could Be The Best No-Capital Invest by namedo: 11:13am On Sep 27, 2021
I'm already mining. I understand that Mainet is early December 2021.
Crypto on Mainet enjoy very high utility value and invariably, high price too.
May God let this hustle pay us.
Celebrities / Re: Churchill Hangs Out With His Wife, Rosy Meurer And Son (Pictures & Video) by namedo: 10:47am On Sep 27, 2021
The Baby is the father's photocopy.
Culture / Re: Fact About Oduduwa The Ancestor Of Yoruba.history. by namedo: 7:40pm On Sep 23, 2021
Lies from hell.

Oduduwa was the estranged son of an Oba in Bini Kingdom.
TV/Movies / Re: Bussinessman Offers N5million To Nini’s Boyfriend To Allow Her Be With Saga by namedo: 7:13pm On Sep 23, 2021
Donate that money to Charity, he wouldn't.

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Politics / Re: Segun Ajibola: Average Nigerian Can Feed With ₦500, Naira Still Strong by namedo: 9:15am On Sep 23, 2021
God will make that speaker and the family feed with N500 a day in Jesus Name!

Let somebody shout a loud AMEN!!!
Travel / Re: Occupants Of Car Crushed By 40-Foot Container In Lagos Speak Out After Survial by namedo: 9:11am On Sep 23, 2021
What a miracle!
Crime / Re: Fati Umar Dikko: Police Arrests Notorious Fraudster In Kano (photo) by namedo: 9:07am On Sep 23, 2021
Women can't be left out of the thieving game! You are giving the country a bad name globally. Do legitimate business and seek God's blessing.

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