JOB TITLE: ACCOUNTS ASSISTANT

DESCRIPTION:

The Accounts Assistant is an integral part of the team responsible for maintaining an efficient and accurate finance function within a business. As such, Grand Towers Plc, a dynamic holding Company is seeking an ideal candidate who will report to the Head, Accounts and assist with junior accounting duties. She/he should be an ND holder or posses ICAN ATS / AAT certificate and have sound experience in Book keeping and Accounting Functions, with the Ability to use any accounting package.

ROLE, DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES
The ideal candidate will be expected to perform any of the following tasks:
• Reconciling finance accounts
• Working with sales and purchase ledgers
• Maintaining spreadsheets
• Running calculations to ensure that records and payments are correct
• Credit control
• Preparing statutory accounts
• Cash allocation
• Sales order processing
• Managing daily post in and out
• Handling and writing cheques
• Receiving and processing all invoices, expense forms and requests for payment
• Verifying calculations working with the Accounts system
• Reconciliation of Direct Debit mandates
• Managing petty cash transactions

REQUIREMENTS:
• Strong understanding of office procedures
• Essential understanding of accountancy and book-keeping
• knowledge and experience in IT and computer operations; including Microsoft suites Should posses an ICAN ATS / AAT certificate or related accountancy qualification
• Excellent interpersonal skills – to deal with customers and external contacts
• Good organizational skills and work ethic , ability to implement own processes
PREFERABLY OND AND MUST LIVE IN ABUJA
EXPERIENCE: 1-3 YEARS

METHOD OF APPLICATION
Applications should be addressed to:

THE MANAGING DIRECTOR,
GRAND TOWERS PLC
ABUJA

And emailed to recruitment@grand-towers.com

Reporting live from my sitting room in anambra state. I aint going nowhere because it does not worth it and I don't like any of the candidates. I don't like Obiano because he is a big baby that is being told wat to do. Ngige is a very cunning man dat deserves to be behind bars. Ifeanyi Ubah is controlled by his money and still have a lot of problems with the government. Tony Nwoye is a tout that was among the people dat burnt the govt house in awka sometime ago. So with all these am afraid to say dat my state is sitting on a looooooong thin. #justobserving

I submitted an application for my sister at the jabi office when they were recruiting early this year. Nothing came out of it. You need to see the room that was brought out for this exercise. People come in throw in their application and leave. I wonder who will sort through thousands of those hard copy applications. I just tire.

Hmm

Wow!!!U blew me away. Thumbs up bro

Some people live in self denial that the above situation or scenario can never happen but they are wrong because as far as we are dealing with we humans and our relationships with each other, nothing is absolutely impossible and we are wrong to think that the situation can never arise. Situations that are worse have been recorded and will continue to be recorded daily given that our inter-relationships are based on our understandings of how we view situations at a given time in most cases. Given the daily stress levels we encounter as we go about and relate with each other, it may not be impossible that some people would have developed “short fuses” and they need only a little push to blow up.

Why in God’s name would my partner stoop so low as to be arguing with my mother to the extent of slapping her is a common question and reaction that the average person that this question is asked would ask and hold on to? Some would even go as far as saying that it can never happen because each person has a particular role and there are limitations to those roles that each person fills and acts within. I’ve even heard a lot of people assume that this occurrence can only happen among illiterates and uncultured people but the truth is that we all have different stress levels to work with especially in a society like ours where we get stressed everyday due to the nature of the different lifestyles we find ourselves in.

I wouldn’t want to bore you with too much gossips but the truth is that I’ve witnessed this occurrence severally with different people in the nature of my existence as a man who is observant of situations happening within his surroundings and I must tell you that it’s a really ugly experience. In all the situations that I witnessed where this occurrence happened, none of the relationships did last beyond the particular incident. In fact that was what led to the separation of the families for those people till today.

And for what it’s worth, in this part of the world, in-laws are very important and mothers-in-law are sacrosanct. They are the little demigods that just have to be worshipped or at least pampered if one wants to have a serious and successful relationship with one’s partner. For me, this occurrence boils down to incompetence, lack of tolerance, ineptitude in handling issues relating to mutual civility and the list goes on from herein.

Lack of tolerance on the part of the mother-in-law to relate with the partner, ineptitude in handling issues relating to mutual civility by the partner and incompetence of the person who’s partner slapped the mother not being able to manage properly little issues that may have been coming up initially long before the slapping incidence and which may have led to the incidence happening.

I personally do not succumb to violence in any form and because of this I will have to severally reprimand my mother for stooping so low as to allow an argument degenerate to the extent where my partner would have to slap her. She must learn to be dignified against all affronts from my partner and inform me of such.

She has to respect my judgement on dealing with the situations that may come to my notice without questioning my motives on why certain things may be done in a certain way. This is not to say that I’m in support of what my partner did.

On the contrary, she has committed a sacrilege to me which is tantamount to slapping me too because if she ever respected me as her partner, she would have exercised patience on the side of caution. Therefore for all these reasons, the relationship is definitely over between us. She cannot be trusted not to go as far as poisoning my mother and or me at the slightest provocation. A woman who can’t control her anger to the point of violence cannot be trusted with my life. As a man I cannot cut any woman such slack. It is not about who is right or wrong.

Tough call!

Marriage counselors always say that the key problems in relationships, especially marriage, are money, sex, communication and in-laws. This is very true. When we talk about in-laws in marital problems, mothers- in-law top the chart for many reasons.

The truth is that not all mothers-in-law are troublesome; in fact, most times, it is the mindset of the couple that creates the problems. Most people expect their partners’ mothers to cause problems in their relationships and guess what?

You get what you expect! Imagine that your partner is upset about something and there is a heated argument either between you and your partner in your mother’s presence, or between your partner and your mother in your presence, then suddenly, your partner gives your mother a hot slap!

Gbam!!! I can hear you say God forbid”! These things happen and such things have wrecked relationships. Except your partner is in the habit of slapping his own mother and other elders, and your mum just happens to be the next victim, this is a had one to swallow. Wise people know that if someone wants to have a good relationship with his/ her partner, he/she should be ready to love or at least be civil to the partner’s family and friends.

It does not make sense to say you love someone and want to remain bonded to the person if you are not ready to have a healthy relationship with her family members, no matter how unpleasant you think they may be.

Also, our culture, and even common sense, demands a level of respect for elders, especially our own parents and parents of our partners.

This is why I cannot comprehend any reason why a man should slap his partner’s mother, no matter the provocation. Unfortunately, the person who will be in the most awkward spot is the child of the woman who was slapped, especially if she is in a “till-deathdo- us-part situation”. In my opinion, a woman can only think about how to react in such a situation if she is married to the man. If the man is not her husband, then she should thank God for the ‘escape opportunity’ and flee!

A man that can slap your mother when he is just one leg in, can kill her when he marries you! Men usually exercise extra caution when they are still trying to obtain the lifetime license, so just know that whatever he dishes out during dating and courtship is just a tip of the iceberg – a tiny fraction of the whole package which will be opened during marriage. Now, when it is your husband that has slapped your dear mother during a heated argument, you are definitely in hot soup because both of them will be looking straight at you to see whose side you take. Believe me, I cannot imagine any middle ground in this kind of situation.

In fact, I do not know how I would react. However, silence seems to be some kind of ‘first aid’. Just do not say anything. You can just cry and pray to God because only He can give you the right answer. In fact, this is a good time to pray that such a situation never occurs because that kind of slap can be likened to a bullet in your heart. So, what should you do if your partner slaps your mother during a heated argument? It is a really tough call!!

what baffles me still is why none of senator yerima's daughter married at 13, abi dem no attract men at their age or their papa cage them? smh

1.My mum said my sis will get pregnant if any man touches her during her period. 2. I always thought god magically puts a baby in my mums tummy wen she wants a baby and also women deliver babies through opening of the stomach with a knife. 3. I also believe then that the actors realy die in real life after watchin "living in bondage". 4. Spittin in the toilet makes one get a sore throat, still believe dat one tho.

The shows are nt up to date, they are so behind. I wish they can bring back dis site http://mobseries.tk/

frankgreat: use dis link instead www.mobiletvshows.net

NEVER

Well, I d say u should write the exam,pass it and go for ur masters. Everythin in this life is all about risk. I f u don't go for ur masters now and get married, u will always feel unfufiled and would be wondering "What if I had". So take the plunge and pray for Gods favour in everythin u do. Cheers

Thanks for helpin clarify this.people have been complaining about me flippin the baby, the thin is where I come from dats wat u do after bathing the baby. It helps in straightening the babies bones and makin babies loose fears.

Arysexy:

That's d way they bath new babies. For blood flow and straightening of bones, even during child birth immediately after delivery d doctor holds d baby in dat position for some tym.

Well its all about understanding, my wife can never order me around. I can't leave her to do all the thins alone. U gotta help out man.

ikechemez: Hmmmmm I do not reserve any comment.


But remember he who starts it must finish it, so dont be offended any day your wife authoritatively ask for that

My mother-inlaw taught me very well

jidegirl12: Awww good job daddy congrats

See as you dey flip the baby upside down ...You get liver oh . I no fit

Comon, the baby is just few months old.

Kanwulia: I loooooooooovit!
You can tell this man REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY ENJOYS IT!
Made my day!!!!

HANDSOME MAN!

But why does the baby have a 'short' blokos?
Is he half-CHINCO?

Amen. Thanks. We ve stopped throwin him up because he is gettin bigger and he is no longer frightened.

Princess zoe: O this is lovely. Op please keep it up. Just do it with care and not for fun to avoid mistakes but God forbid. May the joy in your home never turn to sorrow, Amen. I love this.

My wife just delivered recently and I have always wanted to be a part of everything going on with my son including bathing him. I begged my mother-inlaw when she came for omugwo to teach me how to bath my baby, and I can say am very good at it because since my mother-inlaw left, I ve been taking turns with my wife to bath the baby. I enjoy it very much.

So wat if in the future ur son ends up marryin ur sperm donated daughter. #Abomination thins

HMm

Na una know oo

Hmmm

•Warn your daughter never to sit on anyone’s laps no matter the relationship, even uncles.
•Avoid getting dressed in front of your child once he/she is 2years old. Learn to excuse yourself.
•If you have to hire a house-help, kindly take them for HIV screening to determine their status, properly interview them and make up your mind to treat them well. Although does not really encourage this practice.
•Never allow any adult refer to your new born as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband’.
•Never tempt your husband with your sister or friend or else he’d say it's hers and the devil’s fault.
•Avoid unnecessary familiarity with the opposite sex and make sure you take care of your husband/wife yourself so as not to lead him into temptation.
•Whenever your child goes out to play with friends, make sure you look for a way to find out the kind of play they played together, as young people sexually abuse themselves now.
•Never force your child to visit any adult he/she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes fond of a particular adult.
•Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn, you might need to patiently ask a lot of questions.
•If you don’t teach your children about sex, the society will teach them the wrong values and most likely, in very hard ways.
•It's always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons you buy for them before they start seeing it themselves.
•Teach your 3-year-olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone, including you, touch those areas. Remember, charity begins at home and with YOU.
•Blacklist all materials you think could threaten the sanity of your child, that is, music, movies and musicians, and let them understand the value of standing out of the crowd.
•Once your child complains about a particular person, don’t keep quiet about it. Take up the case and show you can always defend him or her. God Bless

This man na wa oo

"Fani-Kayode had in an article claimed to have met with Bianca when she was Miss Bianca Onoh at the Cambridge College and had “intimate” relationship with her together with two other Igbo ladies.

Reacting to this, Bianca said  she had never met Fani-Kayode before, either at official or private level, not to talk of having an “intimate” relationship with him.
The ambassador, who spoke through her lawyers, Wall Street Attorneys, has, therefore, threatened to drag the former aide to ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo to court if, in the next seven days, he fails to retract his libelous publication against her.
In the letter from her lawyers to Fani-Kayode, dated August 27, 2013 and signed by Mike Ugwuanyi, Esq, Mrs. Ojukwu demanded that the former minister writes an apology and retraction of the said libelous publication in The Sun and Thisday newspapers, as well as publish it in the online publication, where it emanated, in the next seven days or face litigation.
The letter written by Mrs. Ojukwu’s lawyers and obtained by The Sun read in part: “We have been briefed and our services retained by Ambassador Bianca Ojukwu, Nigeria’s Ambassador to Spain to demand from you an unreserved apology and a retraction of a false and malicious statement, which you published online and also caused to be published in the Leadership Newspaper of August 16, 2013.
“In the said article entitled, ‘Neither a Tribalist nor a Hater,’ you recklessly alleged, as follows: ‘I was not a tribalist when I had a long standing and intimate relationship with Miss Bianca Onoh…’, a statement, which you know is untrue and unfounded, but only calculated to lower our client’s esteem and damage her national and international reputation.
“Our client has never met you, does not know you in person and has never had any official or private relationship with you how much more ‘a long-standing and intimate relationship.’
“Our client is therefore, outraged by your bizarre and scandalous allegation and the numerous mails and telephone calls she has received from friends, relations and admirers who are equally embarrassed and who seek to confirm the veracity or otherwise of your false and reckless publication.
“Your apparent lame and half-hearted attempt, as published in the Leadership Newspaper of 17th August 2013, to clarify your false and malicious allegation falls far short of a retraction and does not sufficiently address the damage to our client arising from the widespread dissemination of your false publication and is therefore unacceptable to our client.
“In the circumstances, we demand, on the instruction of our client that you submit to her a clear and unqualified apology and retraction published in The Sun and Thisday newspapers in addition to having the retraction published online.
“Take note that should you fail to tender the apology and publish a retraction of your false and malicious publication, seven days next after your receipt of this demand notice, our further instructions are to seek appropriate redress in court. And that shall be without further recourse to you. Be properly guided.”

Finnd Out…so spot on!

* Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. ......
- Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in.

*Girls want to control the man in their life.
- Grown women know that if he’s truly hers, he doesn’t need controlling.

*Girls pick quarrels with you for not calling them.
- Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn’t.

*Girls try to put a man ‘on lock’ by using sex mental games.
- Grown women know that it’s mind blowing sex that makes a man want to ‘lock’ you down.

*Girls are afraid to be alone.
- Grown women revel in it – using it as a time for personal growth.

*Girls ignore the good guys.
- Grown women ignore the bad guys.

*Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
- Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

*Girls try to monopolize all their man’s time (i.e don’t want him hanging with his friends).
- Grown women realize that a lil’ bit of space makes the ‘together time’ even more special - and goes to have fun with her own friends!

*Girls think a guy crying is weak.
- Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

*Girls want to be spoiled and ‘tell’ their man so.
- Grown women ‘show’ him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his ‘manhood’.

*Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
- Grown women know that - that was just one man.

*Girls fall in love, chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all ‘signs’.
- Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, doesn’t always love you back - and move on, without bitterness.

*Girls will read this and get an attitude.
- Grown women will read this and share it with other Grown women!!

Watch this…so predictable…LOL..

*A boy will read this and use it to bash girls, or as a reason to dump the girl he is currently dating.
- A Grown man will read this, nod his head, smile, think of why he loves his GROWN woman…and text or call her just to say “I love you for being you.”

This is not about feelings. We are supposed to be tough. Nothing should happen to one in this life dat will be so bad as to resort to taking ones life. Mummy kemy must have been realy annoyed to have cursed her daughter. Have u wondered if the girl realy brought shame and disgrace to the woman.the both parties are so wrong but I guess kemy took the easy way out which is so foolish, she gave up on life. Well she will answer that wen she gets to wherever she is goin to.Smh worth

ciphoenix:

blacks are not allowed to have feelings?

Well I just pity the wife In all this. Poor woman, she is sufferin for her husbands indescretion

;DBBA has ended now. Some girls will start changing their bb names 2 oluwadillish, dillishbery, chi-dillish, divadillish,cutest dillish, osa-dillish, dillish-nwa

I had the worst 18months of my life with my roomates, very lazy,dirty,loud. I couldnt wait to leave. I live alone now, I can't trade it wit anything. I enjoy ME time and I can actually hear myself think.

So if dat boy were to be a suicide bomber, dats how many people for die due to negligence and carelessness of the security people NAIJA Which way. SMH