₦airaland Forum

armadeo:
I swear. Topic would have read

See the pregnant animal my friend killed in the zoo.

Followed by pics of fire and roasted gorilla meat.

You made burst out into laughter in a banking hall. People dey watch me if I dey. OK, or whether I go soon remove my clothes

I'm no expert but don't allow any mech kazeemized your car. Wait for proper direction on this forum before you do anything. Thank you sir. #myonecent

crazyABO:
See as she be like idol

. She really be like this Indian idol. See he her Buddha pose

And why am I not surprised!

iaanput:
Effurun

That's close to my hood

damibravo:
Its really killing, it teaches endurance and also it allows me to reduce my time online.

But immediately they slashed the data and airtel offered me doubled data for next 6 month.

Glo lost a customer and those that I share with had to understand.

Exactly. Wifey is not happy. I used to share with her but n o more. I have now ported to Airtel. But I will get her an aitel sim also

mukina2:
GAME ON

Abeg bro quote me when final score comes out. My old boy go keel me if I no give am score today. Am not a big fan of football.

Wohlers:
Hello, hope this is the right forum for my question. I need 30-50 shells (no snails) from younger achatina (species that are used for breeding) for a small exhibition here in Germany about snail farming in Nigeria. So, no fully grown, I have those, but from younger achatina, to show how they grow/how the snail becomes bigger (30-50 shells in different sizes).
Anybody there who can sell me those and ship them securely packed to my address in Germany? I offer to pay 50 Euro plus shipping costs.

OK. Will get to that. Can you give a specific size, say in centimeters/inches? Quote me in your response

WORLDPEACE:
Why You Should Not Be Caught Up In Intertribal E-fights



Been on this forum for a minute and I see the inter-tribal fights never end. I think it is really retarded and I hope I can appeal to your common sense. Here are a few reasons if you care about upgrading your intelligence.
1. E-tribalists are cowards.
Faceless forums help people become anything they want to be. Some people think they can become supermen of their tribes, combing every nook and cranny of the internet, defending their tribes and attacking others. No sane person in real life goes about attacking other people 24/7 without ever caring what people think of them. Even an insane person would have to work really hard at it. We might attack others in moments of careless insensitivity that can be chalked down to temporary insanity, but no one is temporarily insane all the time.
So if you fight people of other tribes here all day but keep your mouth shut in the streets, you are just a coward. Don’t be a coward masquerading as an insane person. Cowardice is not an admirable quality.

2. Many E-tribalists are minors.
By this I mean many nairaland tribalists have not yet reached the legal age of maturity which is 18. Unfortunately, the forums membership rules does not include being an adult before you can comment on topics. So by law many of the guys fighting here are not yet fully responsible for their actions. Being able to read and write is all you need to be here, and you don’t even need to be proficient at it. Once you can string together a few social media abbreviations you are good to go.
A young person’s views on things changes very fast. Seven years from now, they probably wouldn’t believe half of the things they believe right now. That also includes the way they feel about other peoples. So before you start getting irate and loading your virtual clip at a minor, remember that.


3. You don’t want to be a weak and sentimental person
The war you are fighting is as old as man and will never be won. You are never going to silence everybody who feels some type of way about you. You can’t prove a point to everyone who thinks they are better than you just by virtue of belonging to a particular tribe.
If someone says something derogatory about your people and you dwell on it you are just going to want to get even. Instead of that, just look at it as a chance to prove to yourself that you have self-control.

4. It’s not that important
Really, it is not. All that noise you’re making, the Fagani people of the Solomon Islands don’t know about it. I had to use google to know the Fagani people exist. They don’t know about how annoying that tribe that occupies the territory not far from yours is. You don’t know about the Fagani people and their enemies either. They know that they are not the only humans on this earth though. That’s all that counts. We are all humans and we are related. In two thousand years, all Nigerian tribes may not exist anymore, but their genes will continue. That’s what’s important

That’s it for now. You can add yours.

I just which all those little e-warriors prancing about on this forum will see this. Kudos my brother. This is a nice one.the sum total of everything

Still available?

nurey:
Never order cars that are in Nigeria from another state. Travel to car location, book an hotel have a good night rest, make arrangements with the seller and go early, test drive the car and do necessary inspections on body.

Ask for complete original car documents, satisfied drive to bank with keys in your hand and a formal receipt from the seller and change of ownership document duly signed by seller and witness, do a bank transfer send a text to your family you bought a Toyota Avalon from sellers first name and surname of number so so so which you pulled off from a valid identity card (drivers license, voters card, passport) etc.

With all documents intact drive back to hotel sleep eat and rest getting ready for the journey in the morning, make a photocopy of all original documents hiding the receipt and change of ownership documents if you are stopped by men in black smile and tell them the car belongs to an acquaintance.

If you are buckedsup do a complete service and test the car again before you embark on a long journey.

Incase the seller tries to pull a fast one on you, you have evidence already.

2. If you talking about pre-order (cars advertised in other country, do your due diligence pay only if they have a physical office and a personnel you can hold liable if they start super story episode 5,also a plus if you paying into a registered business account instead of an individuals account

Gbam! You Sir, just hit the nail on its head

Still available?

Dem dey put ice for that thing?

How much is this going for

refiner:
Some guys right now will be wishing they were in his shoes...

I tell you! I remember my barber of yesteryears. When he learnt that some ladies raped a guy in delsu, he was mad. He was shouting at the top of his voice"were are they! They should come and meet me! Show me them! In fact he couldn't rest that day. He was just wishing it was him that was raped. But the funny thing is that the guy is smallish like one deprived mosquito. Hahahaha

One word..... Failure

E fit go heaven? If not, why the stress on my part

Ralphlauren:
He is certainly going back to jail. That's for sure.

No judge would overlook such daring disregard of her orders regarding his bail conditions.

I don't want to be drawn into all this imbroglio. Let's look at things objectively. I'm neither for FG or Biafra on this point,but when FG disobey court orders from a competent judge, what's your take in that. I.e DSS refusing to produce an accused in court( ifeanyi uba, dasuki et el)

AtlanticBreeze:
refute my claims or shut up.. Empty silly nigerian yoots

I pity you...You are beyond redemption. Take care

Airforce1:
From what I read here, he's not even a qualified doctor yet they allowed him to treat on a patient in critical condition.

Where were the senior doctors at that he had to call them on phone to seek for guardance..


Or are they short staffed?

Guy, doctors do consult each other and share ideas. If you had read the book' the gifted hands' by Dr Ben Carson, one of the foremost neurosurgeon in the world, you would have read that he consulted with other specialists and sought their opinion. No man is an island

AtlanticBreeze:
Humble man my azz. Only gullible idiots fall from the acting by peter obi. Humble man and yet he stole billions as governor. Humble man but he bought a 250 million apartment in Osbourne towers with fellow "humble men." Peter obi only deceives gullible fools with propaganda. He ruled Anambra state with propaganda for 8 years.

It is people like you that weary me to reply to. Google is your friend. That man is an astute business man from early days before he even thought of been in government. His family runs a thriving business before he could even come to the age of accountability. I'm not saying he is a saint. He may or may not have pilfered government coffers but think again before you spew that trash up there

Built2last:
Treasury bill pays more at the moment it gives you 13.9% for 90days, 17% for 182 days and 18.2% for 365 days tenor.

Mind you treasury bill pays interest up front. For instance 10million investment for 90 days will give you almost 400k. This you get on the day of the bid and your 10million is returned at the end of the 90days. It's cool money when you have plenty money to invest. Either in the primary or secondary market.

Fixed deposit rate although has a bank rate is largely determined by the branch you entered. The branch will always give you a lower rate because the lesser the interest to you, the more money the branch makes.

The best rate any Nigerian bank will give you on fixed deposit is 12% and that's if you are bringing up to 50million.

Go for treasury bill

This man has said all I wanted to say. Go for Treasury bills

I had to hurry in to see the Toyota"square"

I really wonder why so much hate on this girl. I don't visit her blog or know her but I celebrate true success when I see one. Those heaping invectives on her should come off their high horse and learn from her doggedness and determination to succeed. I just pity some Nigerian youths. Hate and tribal sentiments won't let them learn

Alitair:
can u share the link abt the 323f?

I iam no computer geek.lol im still learning how to use the features on NL but if you type his name on the search column. It will bring up some of his thread, you can then go to his homepage to see that particular thread where he was requesting for a car worth 400k and the second thread about engine replacement.

Alitair:


My brother go to port harcourt especially rumuola and its environs, you would have no second thoughts about getting a mazda except you want to start transport business.

Oga the thing surprise me. Immediately I drove into bayelsa enroute to Port Harcourt, Mazda 323 was just like oxygen or simply put, like MTN..Every where you go. I lost count of how many I saw there. Maybe next time I will have a chat with them.
I was just reading the sorrowful tale of Mr airborne02 on NL and his 323f. I was following his thread and even rejoiced when he bought it, only to hear the sad tale. And I was even liking this relatively less talked about brand

Daniel2032:
Aright sir.

Kindly post more products

Op, I will reach out to you soon.
Pls post more items and mention/quote me

Brave little souls..May God bless their parents

My next phone.. Maybe

Well, her cup of tea. Every man to his believe. We shall find out on the last day.

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