₦airaland Forum

doggedfighter:
But you can still have marathon sex

But common marathon race , no

Is it your marathon sex? I dey deliver for that side. Thats all that matters

Una dey try o. I no fit do strong exercise nowadays and e dey pain me. Well, age don dey come

AK481:
This life eh.upon all the exercise they did ,sickness still came .

Na God dey protect us all

Seriously! I never saw it from that angle.

But that one no mean say we go just slack. Especially me wey exercise dey hard

hakeemhakeem:
I respect your dad for living with her over the years, na man he be.use wisdom run matter with her and your dad is in best person that can give it to you

Exactly what I wanted to say. I pity you dad. Your mum go don heckle and peck the man like a disgruntled hen pecking on grains

Legitisreal:
which kind Julius Berger be dis

See bag of beans and person girlfriend go dey suck this one go reach butt to satisfy their weird orgiies

Money talks, bullshit works

webdevprof:
A lot of foreign ladies are more willing to learn and unlearn because they've tasted the bad side of feminism, but you see some of our Nigerian sisters that are just opening eyes? I'm sorry for them...

Based on her points, this is what I can say about some of our women.

Point Number 1: some Naija ladies don't know how to cook nada and they're not ready to learn! They're looking for men who will come back from office and enter the kitchen to cook.

Point Number 5: Nigerian ladies are extremely jealous of their mother in-laws, as if the mothers don't deserve love from their sons. The moment they know you're close to your mom, they will tag her a witch. I've heard ladies saying they prefer men whose mothers are already late... Can u imagine that! And they want to give birth to sons in the future oo.

Very apt.
My neighbour's wife said her mother in law and the husband's brother should not come to their house and if they do, they should only pass the night and leave next day. Kasala burst.
Long and short of the story, my neighbor is looking for another flat to migrate to on the low.
How you see the mstter

Jerryherd:
Big lie... That one na myth wey don cast... Except small Honda like baby boy

What's your take on the baby boy? Would you want to own one?

go4value:
Oga Avoid anything Honda for your own good except you have other cars..
My one cent oo

People just make crazy and spurious remarks without providing solid supporting evidence. Have you used Honda before?

MasterJayJay:
He returned from rest to rest again.
What a babablu bulabu statement.

Lool. This is hilarious

ednut1:
Any new account doing this in my books na scam. Next

Do you expect someone to use his main account to post something sensitive or embarrassing? Just imagine you have a nagging problem and need external inputs. Will you use your well known moniker?

flexyrule:
That's a machine out there!


Nigerians no sabi cars, I swear.


Once mechanics can't handle the technology, they tag it a bad car...

Absolutely right. If it's not that one( I don't want mention names) and his brother, every other car is bad.

Still

Still

GiggsTk:
I have this clean HP Pavilion for sale.
Intel core i5 -8th gen
12gb ram
500gb HDD
10 points Touchscreen
Works perfectly
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160k

Will call you

OneCandleAway:
It was on this nairaland something said he wanted to compete for a small position, that's how someone brought up the sin he committed in JSS3

Are you serious?

norblinks:
Good evening

How much

This guy story they make me laf.

The man who saw tomorrow and took heed

flokii:
Stop wasting your time.. No court will declare someone in distant third position winner when the person that took first and got required constitutional spread is there... What is so special about the FCT if I may ask? Are the residents in the FCT more Nigerian than those in Kwara, Osun and likes? Answer is capital NO.

In a 100m race for example.. have you ever seen the athlete that took third declared winner over the ones in first and second position? Never!
Such illegality will never happen in Nigeria. Asiwaju Tinubu is president-elect whether you like it or not.

I have seen. Hope uzodinma of imo state

Still open

Hard man, hard man, see where him land! Tueh!

CodeTemplar:
And what are you hoping to learn from such places. Try IT institutes around.

Thank you for your response. I don't want those institutes

Activeman391:
If you have accommodation I am interested.I live in Edo .

For now, no accommodation. Thank you for your interest

We need you

Still looking for someone

Octopusssy:
LMAO!!!

What does the words you quoted mean? I see it a lot here

Na wa o. Kidnapped twice

Nice

kingreign:
There are.
One of them is Leadknight123. He’s in Nairaland

Greetings my chairman. Thanks for the information.

I have been wondering if there are techies in warri. It Seems it's Lagos and Abuja that gets the major cluster.
I will like to know and meet these guys.
Cheers!
I wanna learn

Akpobo123:
I decided to shade the background in the end.

Is that you holding the painting,?

Nice work. Kudos

domesifa:
Hi
Please does it have a VGA connection port or can you just snap all the ports? Wanna check something, please

Just seeing this now. will check

We need IELTS and SAT tutors.

Location is Warri, Delta state.

Must have had experience in these areas.

Please you must be residing in warri if you are applying.

Send resume to: nnamdinwosu2@gmail.com