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All these lecturers see girls as toothpick wey dem dey use pick tooth.

Thunder go fia dem

My mum and dad used to regale us with the story. Now I understand where that name came from

If I was your governor, I would invite you for a chat and If I'm pleased with the outcome, you will do as you have said

A suggestion: why don't you attach your profile, especially if they are strong and can add to your prospect as a good material?

Albertone:
You can only please a woman that want to be pleased.

If a man earning 200k a month is giving his wife 100k out of it, she can still cheat on him with a man earning 1m monthly and giving her 300k out of it.

That one better sef. She can cheat with her neighbour's unemployed nephew and be giving the guy 20k out of the 100k from her husband

Good one

Imo should follow suit

Nice2023:
I often try to balance issues.

Remind ur wife what she did to ur mum and go ahead to say No to whomever is thinking in that direction.

If u disrespect my mum and dad...I will never have anything to do with u anymore especially in things like this.

Even a married wife

Klass99:
. This is one of the reasons I smile and shake my head when people want to kill themselves over the fact that they don't have children or they haven't given birth yet after a few years of marriage.

These parents you say should not stay with their married children beyond 3 days for a visit and should not stay beyond 1 week in case of a health challenge are the same people who were there when you had nothing, when you were a baby and helpless, they could have crushed you or mistreated you, but no, they did their duty by you and they did it well too.

While I think I understand your view, these sort of rules only make sense for extremely troublesome parents or in-laws who like to cause tension or drive a wedge between couples with their blood is thicker than water mantra, a toxic attitude etc. Not all parents are problematic or bad, neither do most deserve this sort of treatment from their own offspring. Like seriously, what the hell?

Some of you married folks on this forum leave me in shock and awe with your take on issues and it amuses me to no end when you guys turn around again to ask others if they are married or even call them kids because of a difference in opinions.

Sense full your head

donaldchidi:
Well am not saying this because of how your wife treated your mum and I don't want you to see it as such...

Normally it is not right for any parent or parents to stay with dia sons or daughters that is married, unless it is visiting which is not supposed to be beyond 3days or highest one week if the case is health wise or 3 months for omugwo for Igbos and those that have such tradition...
Anything higher than all this is not good and have tendency of submarging the peace in your home which is very bad in marriage.

Be wise my brother and don't let emotions rule your reasonings...
I was in your shoes

And how did your own issue play out

Zupay:
I am very certain I won't remember you just as you won't remember me.

Haba, your go to solution is "marrying a second wife", one would ask how does that solve the issue on ground? If a man is tired of the marriage, let him end it and work out providing for their children, if any and should have a clean head going into another relationship.

What an old man sees while lying on his bed, a young chap won't see it stop a skyscraper.

What Madridguy mentioned is a fact. That woman is spiteful and cunny. I also see a tinge of selfishness in her

Op, do unto her as she did unto you. Period.

TheChameleon:
Ekweremandu should have stayed in Biafuro.

This is what other Nigerians want to hear. A whole region wouldn't be a cesspit that people flee and worship Lagos like London.

President Obi.... please give us opening prayer for our Online Republic.

Seun, myndd44, Dominique,lalasticlala.
This type of comments was what's referred to.

Your mum,
Wife
Girlfriend.


Make we know
Coming back with my suggestion

oluwaseyi0:
wonderful

But how did the media and military know his name, his position and job role, and virtually every single damn thing about these terrorists yet to wipe them out has been mission impossible

Even ordinary Nigeria that has minor issue with people in power (like chude) DSS will just show up at your door which shows our securities actually know us

how come showing up on this terrorists door is proving difficult

If you think this government is not complicit, then you are on a long thing

Righteousness2:
Bible prophecy is unfolding right before our eyes. But the world is too blind to see it.

The mark of the beast technology is being tested right before our eyes.



Everything is converging so quickly all over the world.
The Rapture of churc is much closer than many think
JESUS Christ is coming.
JESUS Christ is coming..
JESUS Christ is coming..
Make your ways right with JESUS Christ to avoid had I know.

God bless you

slowpoke

New office loading!
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GorillaApp:
God bless labour

Thank you bro. I appreciate your kind words

Is04970:
They do it to the Yoruba people because they are also very aware that the Yorubas don't travel to the EAST and therefore don't know the IGBO characters.

Yorubas are a very easy-going and easily contented, we hardly have had reasons to be going up and down to the spaces of other people.

But you come to us when we DIDN'T INVITE YOU and then begin to harrass us with games of competition which is something that isn't part of our own culture.

We don't go about with crazy aggression trying to outdo or get better than our neighbours.

Our ancestors taught us to be okay and satisfied with what we have.

We only look to be the better of ourselves, to become a better person than we were yesterday.

Money was and still is not a yardstick of measuring the quality of men in Yoruba land - YOUR OMOLÚÀBÍ CONTENT IS.

We will continue to educate our people.

Things can't be the same again.

Why is this one weeping here. Why are you looking for Imaginery enemies

ANSMEDIA:
Yes it's rented apartment since the state was created

Ok
It's justified.

Cooldowntemper:
My brother I'm so tired of some people I swear .

In as much as I don't believe in daddy soludo untill the river banks close to the Niger bridge begin to develop I welcome this abeg .

I for one don't like soludo too. Was once his fan but his recent antics are unsavoury.

But my opposition to this project stems from the fact that most governors have these silly notions that development is all about building bridges, secretariat's and government lodges. I believe in things that will directly impact the people and enhance their socio-economic and financial well-being. Not some vainglorious project to massage their overbloated egos
Now to the crux of the matter, if there was a beffiting government House before the building of this one, they this project is unnecessary. But if they were in a rented property, then there is need for it. It's not rocket science my nwanne m

ANSMEDIA:
He know better than you, Anambra has been using temporarily government house and lodge in Awka, the government is along Enugu/Onitsha express while the lodge is Amawobia, the new facility house government and lodge together, it's now close to state secretariat, national assembly, state high court, federal High Court and others, it will now be the new government avenue

The government House along the Enugu/ Onitsha road, is it a rented property? I lived close to that area as a student in 2003-2006.

Building lodges everywhere. What happened to the previous ones. Wasting money on things that won't benefit people

Beautiful work. Kudos

Just imagine

Threesha:
SOME TIPS ABOUT LIVING IN UK

I’ll like to prepare your mind as a married man that when you get to UK,there’s higher chance for you to baby sit, ook, dishes, change pampers, get the kids set for school, etc. It’s better to get yourself acquainted with this ahead.

This is not to ridicule your personality, they are things you might need to do to keep the family running. And as the wife, have it in mind that you might not get to live that luxury life of “my husband is responsible for family upkeep”nah. Living in UK, you are meant to complement each other in every aspect.

Accommodation in UK isn’t a joke, if you are single, I advice you to look for single room en-suite or studio, furnished, all bills inclusive. Renting two bed apartment if it’s just you isn’t advisable. Check Spareroom,on the market, zoopla, Rightmove or Facebook market for rooms to let.

Pending the time you’ll be able to buy your desired item(s),check out Facebook market for cheap or free preloved/new items such as;furnitures,mattresses, beddings, kitchen utensils and the likes (I got my microwave on Facebook market for £10 and it’s as good as new).

However, be careful so as not to be scammed,I advice you do pay on delivery/pickup. Register with Olio aswell for free items(both new and preloved) including foodstuffs within and outside your area.

You might not be able to open standard bank until few months later, you can register with online bank like Monzo or Revolut to carry out your transactions, it’s easy & safe to use. Also, register with Lemonade if you want to change £ to #, easy to use as well with no charges apply.

Coming across different people with different cultural backgrounds, it’s advisable to ask individual what and how they would like to be addressed. Don’t make assumptions, people get offended if they are addressed wrongly.

Be time conscious, if you are to resume work by 19:00 to relief others, ensure you arrive few minutes earlier. The person you are to relief at work also has childminder or husband at home to relief for work as well.

Don’t try to force or change your accent while communicating. The more you change or force British accent the more you make communication difficult for everyone. Speak gently and clearly, believe me, they will hear you more than faking British accent. And if you can’t hear them, in a polite way ask them to speak slowly and gently so you can understand & they would be glad to do so.

Job wise, don’t be selective at first, get yourself something legit doing, all jobs here are stressful, at least you’ll be able to update your CV for future sake. I hope you get what I mean.

Let the words “PLEASE AND THANK YOU” be your favourite quotes daily, it goes a long way and they might pave way for you.

Don’t engage in gossips, they don’t keep secret here, whatever you say will be used against you later on.

If you have BRITISH HEART FOUNDATION store around you, they sell nice stuffs as low as £1, pop in there and minimise your spending.

Stay tuned for next post.
Moyisola

Beautiful tips. Very practical too

johnmartus:
I'm just pricing ak47 online today. Since eboes say they want war.

Price well o. Na the same gun dem go take off you

This is an international disgrace sha

Honestly speaking, no matter which side of the divide you belong to

Na wa

At the core of every human, is a primitive, primordial and animalistic tendency.

Rest on.

Hmmm..


Naija police are evil. Most of them

Owologbo:
Omo agege needs no introduction as a regards to who agbero is in Nigeria is as a whole. he introduced himself at the national state by leading thugs to steal mace at the national assembly.
While is local agbero according to you, the other is a well known agbero at the national level.

Of course both of them are