₦airaland Forum

This people sef..
Las las una go break this country

So all the military rulers like buhari, abacha, babangida, shagari, abubakar etc. I guess their tenures does not count?

chatinent:
Why do people cook rice on Sundays unfailingly?

I just committed the ritual too.

Chatinent come and teach me how to make money writing.

Bola146:
Mumu Only God knows who she really offended or she thief her sugar daddy money ni and the person just swear for her I don't know why some kids can't just live a private and calm life and shut up

The thing tire me.
Something you for just go low key and enjoy ur loot. Village people really get some folks on speed dial.

That's why I dey sorry for all these G boys.
If i be G man ehn. Na to just dey chop my dough on low code. No noise at all. Just see hushpuppi now?
I dey pray for that edo pikin called slawomiir. Make him pipe low. Epa, any day I enter benin again, u owe me a bottle of Andre.

Draslo:
I'd really like one.


Imagine robbers trying to rob you in your car and you bring this out, you'll just take your shots when they're busy laughing at you.

You may even beat a police check point by claiming its a toy for your son

Fahdiga:
Abeg Where can I purchase this one. Enough of this bullying by the terrorist Fulanis

I tell you. Cutlass not enough in this present dispensation.

Hatesin:
"You heard salt and warm water" Why not try the one you have heard before seeking to hear more

Thanks. I have actually seen an article in a foreign blog that supports that.
I'm trying that next weekend.
Na to go buy bag of salt

Seems I have another problem. There might be an owl In my ceiling

This new house is turning me into a handy man I swear

Na wa.

Agropreneurs where Una dey abeg

Abeg more ideas pls

Elock1:

"Yes my daddy did it with me for 5 years"

Oh Lord purge me of every negative thought
In Jesus name.

Thought i was the only one that saw that

temitope27:
shut up how can he do that, is the state property, British museum is own by government my British monarch

You should try and ask the ordinary bini man on the street first.
The Oba is the custodian of customs and tradition.
The stool was here when the artefact were stolen but government house was not there
The Oba is the true custodian.

kingreign:
Talk to your horticulturist on the best selective weedicide you can use to eliminate the unwanted weeds.

Ok my chairman. I will give that a try.

Hello agro lovers,
Please what is the best way to remove grass from your lawn? I'm tired of clearing already.
Local man cannot come and kill himself abeg!

I don't have money for interlocking tiles/flooring the compound now and I don't want those herbicides sold in containers.
I wish they is something / a fix I can apply that will stop them growing forever or for a long period.
Omo each time I wake up and see those grass that needs clearing, liver dey fail me

I heard salt and warm water. Don't know if that works.
Anyone with an idea should help please.
Lalasticlala pls any suggestions.

INCREDIBLE007:
IT'S just highly critical

I don't understand. Kindly explain

WoundedLamb:
Just 12 years? I'm sure I missed something. Someone should please educate me. Is it that one could be too old to be educated now? Are there clearly stated conditions for exception? I'd like to know what those are cause there are a hundred and one reasons for which a kid could still be in primary school at that age. And what becomes the fate of the so-called over-aged students? Should we pollute the street to protect the school? I could be wrong but I honestly don't see how this is great idea. I think the government is overwhelmed and ideas aren't forthcoming.






Thanks for your replies though I respectfully disagree with your stance. I read every single letter, guys. I also saw the phrase "with a genuine reason" which you conveniently missed. So you're satisfied with that? To you, that's sufficient to pass a bill? May I ask you what constitutes a "genuine reason"? What reason is not genuine? What are the conditions for exception? What would make you look at a 13 year-old kid and say "no, you can't school again"? Or is it that when the time comes, we'll subjectively decide what reasons are genuine? And what exactly is the implication of the undertaking? When their kids join any secret society 5 years later, you'd arrest them for vouching for them at the age of 13? So those without "genuine reasons" are thrown into the streets just because of the possibility that they might join secret societies in future? In other words, you'd be punishing them for life for the offense they MIGHT commit? Does that sound logical to you? And what happens to the streets? It's okey if the streets are littered with cultists provided the schools are safe?

Let's learn to have an end-to-end view of proposed solutions before implementing them cause the devil is in the details. People don't ask for details and that's why politicians make vague promises and get voted in. It's even sadder when those that ask for details are attacked/shut down.

I really don't know what our leaders take before passing laws.
Just imagine the rubbish! Someone was even proposing 2,years and arms training for corp members.

The one that shocked me outa my pant was when a state house of assembly passed a bill banning mannequin

How crazy can one be?

RichThugg:
Lol Nairaland boys no go allow the girls talk.. see their comments everywhere

I tire
Question for men, guys go answer. Question for women, these same guys go dey still talk upandan

The women just dey look

[quote author= post=103504503]Beautiful scenery.
Beautiful people everywhere.
Nigeria is so blessed with beautiful places mehn.


NIGERIA IS BLESSED.......


All of us @[/b] are all ready for this sight seeing all over again.
We love nature so much.
Keep us posted in Addy.
[b]Let's have some barbecue close to nature!
We bet Barbecue is gonna taste different!!
God bless you.
God bless Nigeria.

Twas a beautiful sight over 2 years ago when we @MANNA went there,
A day we met the area fada having fun in his/our hometown.
Beautiful pinshures galore....[/quote]Shey you got carry me along sha.

Penguin2:
You have raised good concerns. And if I must say, I will say Akeredolu’s record on infrastructure is quite poor.

But I admire his courage so far. From Amotekun to Open grazing, the man has stood his ground like someone who has nothing to lose even though his case in court. And he knows that the north will not vote for anyone who seems “Southerncentric” like himself and Abaribe but he doesn’t seem to give a fork.

If APC cedes its ticket to Southwest, then Akeredolu might be their best bet. Especially as we are campaigning for someone who will not be licking the ass of Sokoto Caliphate.

Then if PDP cedes it’s ticket to Southeast, people like Peter Obi and Abaribe should be first choice and not idiots who will still go and pay homage to Sokoto.

Exactly

Well, I like him for being very vocal and seemingly upright in taking his stand for the people.
My only concern is, is he good in project/infrastructural development? I'm asking because I'm not from that region and don't really know much of him on this angles I raised. Folks from that end can educate me.

We need a paradigm shift from these demons and soulless wizards in power now

If i am giving the exclusive right to pick our next president, I have only 3 names: Peter obi, Osibanjo and Gov. Zullum.

Juliusmalema:
The commissioner did well.

Learn to do business in organised manner and stop looking for cheap sympathy.

Foods that are already contaminated with lead (Pb) and Copper ( Cu) content toxic to humans is what she wants to use and garner sympathy.

When you started the business, make sure the environment is within the areas as specified by Government. You can't just drop your wares on middle of the road and start selling.

Moreover I am fully sure they have been warned several times before this action was taken.

You are asking for your state to be good but you can't do things properly in same state.

I have lost sympathy for such humans because I have little patience for fools.

Even the quality of food I saw there is not good for human consumption.

And how did you know the food was contaminated with heavy metals Mr arm chair scientist?
Some of you need medical examination; the way your mind unravels. Two wrong does not make a right. Is throwing the food away the appropriate sanction by the law?
Poverty has done you lot strong thing.

Anago55:
. As at 2016, this man was an okada rider before his appointment. I know him very well

Are you serious? Na im be say I get hope then

hbemigho:
Laurence and I were at a shop close to the house trying to get one or two things when one lady I knew only in passing asked if Laurence is my son and I said yes.

Shey I for just buy wetin carry me come and go back to my house?

I now added, he is my first son actually.

Lady was like wow, you mean you have another son? Like this boy don senior person already?

Pride nor gree me just say yes and go my way. I was like he has two siblings following him already.

This lady legit shouted Obara Jesus!!!!!!

Everybody just start to turn look me, like make we even see the guy wey dey talk sef �

Omo!

One old mama, that was selling pap for the store owner now said, when your age still dey mama house you don born children full everywhere.

To be honest, I didn't know whether to laugh or to vex, because I nor understand the mama.

But whatever she meant, clearly, the mama was deceived by my babyface.

That was how one Oga that was newly posted to our department asked if I was a Youth Corper.

I just said "No sir" and jejely walked to my office.

Me, a whole Registered Engineer and Head of Department oh.

Abeg, I don't want to do baby face again.

Abeg where dem dey sell old man face?

Meanwhile, do you have babyface? What's it like for you?

We need to switch faces then. Me wey people dey call 'Ose' and Daddy even before I get pikin
People came to my place of work and they just walked up to me and called me BM sir, while my the real BM was just standing some feet's away, bemused by this genuine mistake.

I went for an Interview one time in PH and while i was trying to use the restroom, one of the guys who came for the interview approached me in the convenience area and whispered to me that he thought I was among the panel of interviewers. He Now added salt to injury by saying if he had the kind of my carriage, stature and aura, he will not be looking for job. He will just go start business.
Shame catch me that day.
Op, i will shot you a PM. Need to discuss something with you.

flexlatifa:
For naija everybody is a comedian, which one fire service to carry AK47.

Na so person say maniquine dey arouse people..

First to comment
I need a reward for this..

I just weak for this country.
No wonder we are were we are. Our leaders are retards

FILEBE:
Haba na? What na.

Shebi they will just assign police to escort the fire fighters.

Please dony create more problems while trying to solve one. We have not solved the problem of trigger happy force men,You want to add another?

God bless you. This is what I expect. Either post some pilice men or civil defense guys to fire service to escort them.
Our leaders are mostly retards. No wonder we are where we are

For your information, I will pick osibanjo ambode and akinwumi any day. Deal with that.

Tinibu is a no for me but between tinubu and bihari/ hell rufai, then by jove! Tinubu it is.

omolola100:
work is work, we cant just sit at home doing nothing, half bread they say is better than none.

I like you spirit. I will come back to drop my suggestions.

Cosbyrich:
fulani terrorist.God will still deal with you all.I made a mistake voting for Buhari.You all watch your back from God's anger.

A repented sai baba chanter

U are welcome and your sins are forgiven

That's a fine quality to have .... But naija as e dey now, e get as e be for over quiet people.

Don't go to hard on him...there is a balance I use to adopt back in the days....A gangsta and a gentleman all rolled up in one . That's me.



Take it easy on him though

AchalugoNwa:


I pity real Omoluabis who still do unnecessary banters here.
these people are coming out in full force now
they've been playing behind the scenes using Tinubu urchins to divide Yorubas by talking down Igboho and anyone who dare talk for restructuring.
nairaland was a powerful tool for them because on nairaland you can easily become anything you wish unlike other social medias.
they planted moles all over yoruba land starting from Tinubu urchins to Isaq Akintola. if you think nobody listen to that man then you'll be decieving yourself.

the only thing stopping them was Kanu because they knew that any wrong move on yoruba people it'll be capitalized.
they fear the team of Igboho and Kanu especially when Kanu supported yoruba nation.
they can't afford to loose another major tribe hence the massive propaganda against kanu before his arrest using these moles planted on yoruba land.

now they have nothing to fear again and they're now out for Yorubas.
ask yourself is this the first time Igboho has organised a rally?
but throughout the time they left him alone and even provided securities for him.
they knew if they use force on him it'll be catastrophic and it'll break this country sooner than expected.

Interesting times lies ahead of us and may God keep us alive to witness it all.

in 2002 Buhari made a vow by Allah (something not common with Muslims) that he's commited to ensuring total sharia in Nigeria.
and you think that such person will change his vow?
if you know core Muslims especially terrorists when they swear with Allah trust me nothing will stop them from fulfilling those vow.

Buhari is playing his conquest part and trust me before his tenure expires we'll have Ruga in most Southern regions and Middle belt.
if Buhari succeed with that, then he'll be in the category of Usman Dan fodio only.
this is why they see him as hero.
they believe he's usman Dan fodio incarnate.

lol thats why I laugh whenever these Tinubu urchins whenever they think that Buhari will hand over to Tinubu.
a southerner so he'll undo what he spent his tenure doing?

well like I said
may keep us alive to see things ourselves

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you.

It baffles me that a lot of folks can't see the handwriting on the wall

LikeAking:
Dont allow P Buhari see it oh.

E go borrow am sebi

Nairaland sef
Whenever I'm feeling stressed or under pressure, I come to nairaland for relieve by reading comments like these ones

w3boats:
It’s wrong you bomb or destroy a place by tagging it suspected without valid evidence because live and properties are lost in the process
Our air force need serious orientation

Very valid position my learned friend. When they say 'suspected', it means it is not a verified claim. They might as well be bombing innocent farmers in their farm settlement and calling them ipob