₦airaland Forum

MALIGNANTGuest:
He can't survive such not even in the diaspora

Exactly what I said. He should just make peace with his maker

wunmi590:


God this is too much, please completely heal that guy that got burnt

That guy won't make it. Sadly, he is a walking corpse. Massive septicemia will set in.
Only God can preserve him
Nigeria is a horrible country to stay

Cerebellum:
I see you been slapped by a mad man tomorrow evening

This I have seen



Isn't it marketing you just did?

I enjoy marketing my own biz

Lots of folks hates insurance, marketing and DSA jobs like you rightly mentioned.

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Keep dishing out these stories. They are quite inspirational

Syphax:
You sure sey the boy no wan run you street?

My thoughts exactly

Raalsalghul:
I'm trying to fathom why a lot of Nigerians do this most especially religious leaders and family members.

They see a young man earning little change which probably is just enough to take care of himself and voila they start with their "Marriage Chants".

They won't give you job links, suggest business ideas, skills to learn or investment schemes. It's always "when are you getting married"?.

Haba!

Op, if you know what is good for you, your future kids and Nigeria at large, forget that marriage talk for now.

Peradventure, your finances are not enough for an education in Europe, then there must be some local certifications which you can use to increase your employment prospects in that same U.A.E.

Also start at looking at I.T fields you can delve into while working.

I repeat, flush away any thought of marriage from your mind at this moment, you still have age on your side. Don't let anyone hoodwink you with that "only son" talk.

I can't stress the above enough.

Dude still have like 8 years ahead. You right

martyns303:
No he didn’t ask for tips, he was like, hope when they give it to me I will accept it, and I said I won’t, he was like “u see”, told him I didn’t know accepting old notes was a problem until he established it just now that there’s a problem accepting old notes. He then said in that case what will then happen, told him I don’t know, the Memo said he as a financial institution must accept the note, it didn’t say me as a customer must accept it and that he will have to take it up with the CBN. Walked out!!!!

This guy oil full your head

Nononsenseguy:
Lalasticlala, please move this to Frontpage to get more ideas.

Just let it go. Its not worth the stress. Just relocate your folks but she must give you adequate time

fuckingAyaya:
The end result

You guys can be very creative

Blakpot:
Lol
Most Nairalanders no sabi read
Op said most used not ur favourite.

This smiling guy is used alot. There are so many variations, I cant even tell which is the original

I swear. This guy always cracks me. Even the one he was in the house of assembly hall with Desmond Elliot

BiafraAburi:
LIARS. THE NUMBER IS FAR ABOVE 30.

That figure can be true. One RPG fired at a truck can obliterate a dozen persons. Add to it rapid burst of assault rifles and other rpgs to a group of unsuspecting men.
Even the U.S marine can suffer such casualty given the element of surprise.
There is sabotage In this war. Informations were leaked.

None of ma business!

softwerk:
But this is wrong nau!

Wetin our Bubu do them sef?!

Lol.

Bubu body odor too strong

Ok

Alright

saphiere:
Why do men rape? To prove what? Is it a nature thing that men must rape? Is it uncontrollable of sexual urge?

Why the rapist's picture not published?
I've asked this question severally. What is wrong with men of this generation?

What is wrong with some men ( and even women)?

Don't be delusional. Not all men rape.

IgiveLadiesBj:
I was exposed to HIV

How did you arrive at that
.stop worrying urself. U used condom na

E

Start by giving your reasons

Their cup of tee

Just speechless

They know what goes on in Nigeria.

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Vinstel:
Expect lawsuits to start flying up and down.

On what ground? Are they married or have kids(s) together?
Except she can prove that the relationship caused her trauma and distraught, then she is likely not to get any thing

Totilopussylick:
Try it and see.

It works for me.

Was dating this girl, one night why we were sleeping, she notice I snore and she started making hot tea for me every night before we sleep and it work.

Till today I haven't been snoring.

Bros make Una small small dey crack joke abeg. People need solutions

post=106121046:
Lol
You mean the below pinshure?

We are just noticing that,
We sef no understand am o.
But it can't be real sha!!
Something wrong with the pic.

Yea this pic.
Quite spooky.
Tried understanding it...the thing no gree me so I leave am.

post=106118579:
Auzubillah

Are the modafokas dead yet ?


Men you mean ?

m
Abeg manna, help me check the last pic. Is that huge guy there part of the pic( a giant) or na me no understand the angle

justosee:
Small snake.

You called this a small snake?

That's one hell of a gaboon viper. Danger personified!!!

FutureIsFemale:
If I were the man, I'd make him pay in billions of dollars after which I make him rot in jail so that next time when he sees another man's wife, he will control that pole in between his legs.

Spits....

And you conveniently forgot his collaborator. This goes to show that your judgment is skewed

IgiveLadiesBj:
It just happened now now. I'm leaving the brothel now. Shops don close for here

Wash with strong antiseptic soap, or dilute dettol or any other stuff and wash your D.
As long as you wear condom, u will be alright

Commentor:
How much is a full goat?

God bless you

shugasofttouch:
Thanks alot I'm honoured. God bless you

You welcome. How are you doing