godkiller:
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
_______________________
(Signature of Screwee) 
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Richmoney1:
Can’t wait for Power to continue, my best ever. Wants to see what will become of Tariq and his mother

leefino:


Where can i download them

Pain:
Why is it that most dead robbers always have their trousers sagged...boxers must show. Why?

CoronaVirusRelo:


You will be shocked come November.

Let me give you an asigment to go check Blacks, Hispanics and Asian American polls.

Trumps defeat is already a constant.

The worst part of it is that, You just need to allow Trump talk and he will shoot himself in the leg.

Like what he said about opening churches and mosque, he has no executive power to do so. He is just saying gibberish.

bodybuilder:
Women don't understand your struggle.

The earlier some men realise that women are wired not to recognise the sacrifices you make the better for you.

A woman does not genuily care if you are giving her half of your salary.

A woman does not care that you're trying hard to satisfy in bed.

A woman will always leave you for man richer, more good looking and confident than you.

The moment you recognise this fact that women just care about value not intent or been sacrificial the better for you.

In a nutshell, don't put your self in great inconvenience for a woman.

Don't spend money you can't really afford.

Just spend what is really comfortable with you.

Here is an illustration.

If you earn 200k, and give her 100k

She will leave for a man that earns 1 million and gives her 200k

You get it, women naturally can't relate your sacrifice and struggle.

This is not just about money. It about every other thing.

A woman will not still stay with you because of the effort you put in to making her cum.

All she cares about is the orgasm, not the amount of work you put in.

In conclusion. Don't kill your self, she does not recognise effort. Women does not recognise effort, just value.

Don't forget this!

I'm not bashing women, it's their natural trait. It's not their fault. That's how they are created.

You just have to be aware of this truth as man, so you expect it, and don't cry like baby, when she leaves you anytime.

This is no hate on women. Don't get it wrong.

Quality20:
how true is it that if a girl claims she has ulcer, then she is simply not interested in a man period?

Quality20:
how true is it that if a girl claims she has ulcer, then she is simply not interested in a man period?

Rem22:
Good day house, I want to know from people using nokia android if your nokia phone especially nokia 3.1 which is 4g phone & co support mtn 4G lte, i've been using the sim on a former 4g phone and it was showing lte on the network ,only for me to change the phone and all i see is that mtn network does not support the nokia 3.1 phone which is 4g. Is it only me that's experiencing this problem. Please share your views

Imefawulo:
I thought the said there's no COVID in the east??

Fabulouzjoseph:
TRASH
BILL GATES IS ONE OF THE RICHEST MEN IN THE WORLD A MAN WHO IS RICHER THAN SOME COUNTRIES.
WHAT THEN DOES HE STAND TO GAIN FROM PEOPLE'S DEATH.

sneezeemek:
The picture you used is not from Texaco, if you 're in Enugu and you 're in Texaco what stopped you from using your immediate environment?
Maybe then we can take you serious

alwayssparkling:
hello nairaland doctors i need help here. pls overlook any typo error.

i am over the age where the 4 widom teeth (the molars) of an adult normally grows.

the thing is while the two molars at the top jaw grew without any problem, the other bottom two refused to grow out. i really didnt notice until two year ago when i started having gum aches from both sides of my bottom jaw. at first the pain was mild but it came back two weeks later and this time it was more severe. this made me count my teeth and i discovered i only had 30 teeth instead of 32.

i didnt take it seriously but the aches continued forcing me to see a dentist.
after a minute checkup the doctor told me i had a condition known as an impacted tooth. according to him, my bottom jaw was smaller than my teeth set and that made it impossible for my molars to grow out. he said the pain i felt was due to the two molars trying to push against the obstruction of the jaw.

i asked for a soln and he told me that the only way pluck out the molars. i didnt have a problem with that until i asked for the price.

he told me that the removal of both teeth would cost 15k each. i shouted and he shouted back. i left the office angrily but not before he told me that by the time i get to 26 i will be the one begging for the procedure.

the truth is since the time i did that checkup the gum aches have been coming up periodically. i have been fighting it with warm water and salt but the pain normally comes back after a couple of weeks with each emergence more severe than the last.

so i really want to know if there is another alternative to deal with the ache without parting with my 30k.

i recently noticed with the help of a mirror that there have been little signs of the molars showing up, though majority of the whole is still buried under the jaw.

niqqaclaimz:
How to cook egusi soup(melon soup)

Egusi soup is one of the easiest and simple soup you can make within 45 minutes or more.
Egusi soup is also known as melon soup as melon seeds are used to make the egusi soup.
Now there is something unique about egusi soup, I bet most of you do feel the same way about it.
I tend to eat more fufu when I am eating it with egusi soup than other soup.I don't know if you guys experience this as well.
Now there are different methods which people use to cook egusi soup but this is my own preference on how to cook egusi soup so make sure you learn from this if don't know how to cook it.


Ingredients.

4 cups of egusi seed

3 cooking spoon of red palm oil

Stock fish or cow meat

Two tablespoon of crayfish

Ugu leaves (N100 ugu leave will do)

Salt and pepper and

3 stock cube.

Things you should get ready before you start cooking the egusi soup.


Grind the melon seeds and keep aside.

If you would use stock fish then you will have to wash it properly with hot water and leave it in the hot water to get soft to be able to be broken with hands.But if you are using cow meat then you will have wash the meat properly and if not cut in to pieces, then cut it yourself into small pieces and then cook it first by putting it in a pot, add water to it and also add a little salt and pepper.
Let it cook for about 20 to 30 minutes then turn off the cooker (gas or stove).

Next is to cut the ugu leaves into smaller pieces.

Now you are all set to start cooking the egusi soup.

How to cook the egusi soup

Now put the meat in a different pot or plate and then the water from the meat should be put back on the cooker, then add the grounded egusi to the pot and stir and allow it to cook for about 15 minutes.
Keep checking on it while it's cooking, if the water from the meat isn't enough then add a little water till the texture is ok.

After about 15 minutes, you will now add the red palm oil to the cooking pot, atleast 3-4cooking spoon of the red palm oil will be ok and if not ok yet add a little more and stir.

After about 5 minutes of adding the
Red palm oil, add the cooked meat and the ugu leaves which you've cut into pieces to the pot and stir.

Then lastly, 2 minutes after adding the ugu leaves,add your stock cubes, pepper and little salt to the cooking pot and let it cook for about 10 minutes then turn off the cooker.
And that is for how to cook egusi soup.Hope you enjoyed and learnt how to make egusi soup.

Now help tag dj cuppy to come learn how to cook egusi asap..lol.

Source- http://www.dietfitelt.com.ng/how-to-cook-egusi-soup/