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Lol @ tĦis thread.

Back to the topic, I see no reason why any sane woman would go back to Nigeria to get a husband.
Besides, is iτ̅ even mandatory tĦat as a Nigerian lady, you MUST get married to a Nigerian guy?

Most ladies who troll tĦat path always end up with a bitter story to tell.

And before the "1 years", you should learn how to speak correct english.

And how much is all tĦis going to cost?

As far as ȋ̝̊ am concerned, until Nigerian youths come together In unity to say enough is enough, nothing will happen.

The masses will continue suffering and smiling, until there is one-ness of mind to resist tĦis present situation.

**raising my finger**

nnw niger:
Bankole's in Abuja, well and healthy in his Ashokoro residence as of Sept. 24Th when he attended a wedding of his friends son. His case is still termed open which really doesn't mean much in Nigerian judicial system standard. I'm sorry. He's not hidding at all, his international passport which was seized was returned to him in line with the courts order. What does it all really mean? Well, your gauze is as good as mine. You can count your teeth with your tongue.

Exactly.

False.

Nigeria Doesn't have just one airport :/ But in any case, some Nigerian airports are much more better than those of some countries In Africa. Especially in West Africa.

True or false?

Hi Justwise,

I stop by at the travel section from time to time, and ȋ̝̊ must say you do deserve this.

More power to your elbow.

loool @ studio and mikuz

TĦey are just a bunch of sick people, Deranged group.

Lol

^^^lol, no. mƔ bad,

Just saw iτ̲̅ somewhere, felt iτ̲̅ was funny and decided to share.

**straight face**

:d

Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for
Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room.
One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy,
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to
himself, I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. l'll give it a try.
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Ayo says to himself I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to
himself, I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I'd like to hear you have a
conversation together in that language.
Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says "Wahala dey o!".
The other candidate answers "O ga na wa o!"
NAIJA NO DEY CARRY LAST.

MƔ breath

TĦis is one of the funniest threads ȋ̝̊̅'ve come across. Lol.

Laggchick = Omowunmi Akinnifesi

**straight face**

@OP, tĦis is a rather dicey one.

How about getting your family or friends (if any) back In Nigeria to help you on tĦis? If only U̶̲̥̅̊ knew tĦε̲̣̣̣̥ exact time Ħε̲̣̣̣̥ was deported, iτ̲̅ would have been a bit easier, as you would have arranged for people on ground (Nigeria) to help you on tĦis.

Nevertheless, try to get your own people to look for some info on him for you.

Another thing you could D̶̲̥̅̊o is to go to his facebook profile (hoping Ħε̲̣̣̣̥ 's on fb), and then get some of his close friends or family members (and then maybe people sharing the same name tĦat are his friends), get to talk with them, (Politely and tactfully of course) and subtly get as much info as you can on him. You D̶̲̥̅̊on't have to reveal everything instantly, because some people tend to be protective of their own, so U̶̲̥̅̊ may have to use some skills for tĦis.

ȋ̝̊̅ am sure you may be able to get some information on tĦis guy and his whereabouts, if you are patient and smart enough for tĦis undercover game. Just thread lightly, U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊on't want to scare him away.

ȋ̝̊̅ really D̶̲̥̅̊o hope you get the looser.

All the best.

Wow, I thought she was much older than that.

Happy Birthday to her.

There is definitely no reason to take your life. There are people in worse situations than you. You have made some decisions to abstaim from certain things, why not go through with your decisions.

As you well know, life is not a bed of roses, and its cowardly and stupid to take your ownm life. I hope you know all your efforts of living a decent life will go down the drain by that single act, and you can bet me, hell fire is not the next place you'll love to go after such a "frustrating" life.

I wonder how you can just sit down and decide to take a life you did not create. If everyone who has been in your shoes decides to take their lives, then I wonder how the world would be.

Brace yourself, keep your head up and be focussed. Suicide is never a way out!!

Oops!! I was gonna stop up there. My bad.

^^^ lol. Where is London? Never heard of a place like that.

@ cork,

When was the last time u brushed ur teeth? Go figure.

U know u aint quite normal, so I'm gonna stop here.

Come up with a better thread next time.

**pukes on mr. Cork's corky head**

**pukes at thread**

Most people lie because they want to impress their partners.

This trait is more common with guys btw. ;-)

@op,

This is a very lovely topic, and your answers are sooo on-point. Kudos to you. I hope God gives you more grace.

Cheers!!

A place of pretense and immorality, where people are ready to sacrifice their long-term loving relationship for a "pretty face" that just accepted their friendship request.

@OP,

Ur post is soooo sooo funny. I've been LMAO since, esp at love peddlers bargaining for a week.

You're one hell of a clown. Loooool :-)

Lol @ this story.

The only thing I noticed was the "claims" of missing monies. Lwkmd.

Trust people to exagerate stuff. A whole 3.9 million naira found in "ilasa". Now, isn't this hillarious!! So since when do people keep millions of naira in their houses.

[quote author=Brand_new link=topic=743469.msg9003734#msg9003734 date=1314272769]I'm like w.d.f is Seun Osewa doing with Fela ? [/quote]exactly my thoughts too