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Crime / Re: Man With Sharp Dagger Chases PHCN Officials Away (Photos) by nanizle(m): 3:05pm On May 26, 2019
'PHCN' no longer exists. undecided

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Travel / Re: Delay At ATM Saves Man From Ghastly Motor Accident In Enugu (Photos) by nanizle(m): 8:26am On May 20, 2019
sad
Food / Re: Hameed Ali: Imported Rice Is Poisonous - Customs Boss by nanizle(m): 8:33pm On May 16, 2019
Yes! It is poisonous to ze economy.

angry
Education / Re: Apply 2019/2020 PTDF Scholarship In France, Germany And UK by nanizle(m): 4:47pm On May 16, 2019
omgtzsammie:
Good day yhall, I also got a mail for the local scholarship buh I want to knw if it's compulsory to be admitted in a sch first before yhu can win the local scholarship??

'buh' 'yhu' 'yall'

These are not scholarly words grin
Religion / Re: Bishop Isaac Idahosa's Car Garage In Pictures by nanizle(m): 12:42pm On May 14, 2019
olaBC007:
Thou shalt not judge my anointed, Jesus is watching so let's STFU
grin

Who anointed who?

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Travel / Re: Myanmar Pilot Successfully Lands Faulty Plane Without Front Wheels (Photos) by nanizle(m): 5:33pm On May 13, 2019
naijaschoolguru:

Sorry to say Bros, it's not finishing but childish. Sometimes in life, we will always have someone that will provoke us. We just have to control our angers, it's not a symptoms of a cowardice but level of maturity.

I understand you perfectly.

But you know how these things go. Everybody has his/her limits.
Travel / Re: Myanmar Pilot Successfully Lands Faulty Plane Without Front Wheels (Photos) by nanizle(m): 4:56pm On May 13, 2019
VillagePipu:


Oloriburuku masanfani Omo aja. Oo ni kuure ode maa sesin ku ni.

See this pauper claiming you don't like climbing airplanes. You think airplanes are like the men you poverty stricken prostitute climb before you eat? Airplanes are machines, not your customers.

Oo ni kuure oo de ni se orire. Awon to mo e maa sa fun e. Awon to bi e maa se oriburuku ni. Omo aja Omo ale, Omo eran, omo oshi. Poverty would never depart from your lineage. Dumb hoe. O maa sise ku ni, o ni l'akojo Iwo omo ewure jatijati.

See finishing!

chai.
Education / Re: Apply 2019/2020 PTDF Scholarship In France, Germany And UK by nanizle(m): 9:30am On May 13, 2019
teeyamz:
Is there anyone with the marking scheme? Please share. Unlike last year a comprehensive marking scheme was published here not all these write ups about marking schemes here and there.

Guy calm down na grin

Why don't you just wait for the results...?
Family / Re: Couple Welcomes Quadruplets In Jos After 7 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by nanizle(m): 5:36pm On May 11, 2019
tribalwarlord:
idiot... thunder fire you... you will die horribly


Are you retarded or something?
Family / Re: Couple Welcomes Quadruplets In Jos After 7 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by nanizle(m): 4:37pm On May 11, 2019
sonnie10:

E concern you?

Are you against disclosing whatever assisted reproductive technology they may have used? for the benefit of others facing similar challenges?

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Education / Re: Covenant University Producing Many Atheists - Students by nanizle(m): 8:20am On Apr 27, 2019
Kirinwa:


If it becomes a choice then its no longer a christian or seminary school. Let them go to a regular university.

Being an atheist is not a threat because finally the person's soul will cry terribly in hell forever. No one will blame covenant university for being in hell. Its a personal choice too.

It's disappointing you still fall for this hell nonsense in 2019!

Free your mind. Religion is only a tool to control and exploit people.

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Is Glo Planning To Add More Band To Their LTE Band Frequency Anytime Soon? by nanizle(m): 9:51am On Apr 23, 2019
Well my phone now gets Glo 4g. So they've definitely added a new 4g frequency.
Romance / Re: Pregnant Girl Drinks Sniper In Lagos, Gets Rescued by nanizle(m): 1:16pm On Apr 18, 2019
Bukasint:
I wonder how foolish Nigerians can be?
Ignorance is a big disease.

Who told you guys that palm oil is antidote for whatever poisoning one might have taken.

If at this stage we still have so many illiterates online,I wonder how Buhari might feel when he gets to know majority are like him.

On no account should you use Palm oil as antidote for any poison. The best is to take the person to any nearest hospital as fast as you can.

You are right!

The Nigerian situation is a pathetic one. I've come to realize that the average Nigerian is quite stupid. It's a sad reality.

The quality of education is extremely poor and you can see how most nairalanders display stupidity in their posts. Even nairaland fp has become something else.

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Technology Market / Re: Upgrade Your Laptop Memory (ram) At Cheap Prices by nanizle(m): 9:32pm On Apr 07, 2019
do you have this? Hynix 4GB HMT351S6CFR8C-PB. ddr3

or some other alternative.
Agriculture / Re: Raw Unrefined Honey by nanizle(m): 9:57am On Apr 04, 2019
what's your location and how much per liter?

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Car Talk / Re: 10 Important Things To Check Regularly In Your Car by nanizle(m): 9:05am On Mar 08, 2019
Mentorme:
Change transmission fluid?
A mechanic said that I must not try it, that I can only top-up.

That mechanic must be a Kazeem!

Transmission fluid must be changed. Check your car manual for the recommended time interval.
Car Talk / Re: 10 Important Things To Check Regularly In Your Car by nanizle(m): 10:24pm On Mar 07, 2019
Do modern cars still use hydraulic steering?

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Politics / Re: Helicopter Crash: How Adeboye’s Prayers Saved Us - Osinbajo by nanizle(m): 6:39pm On Mar 03, 2019
HigherEd:

A govt that works couldn't prevent 9/11 from happening.
A govt that works couldn't stop titanic from sinking.
A govt that works couldn't stop thousands from dying in the Fukushima Tsunami
A govt that works couldn't save Steve jobs from cancer.

A govt that works doesn't replace God

Accidents and natural disasters are a part of life. Prayer has nothing to do with anything. It's all in your head.

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Politics / Re: Helicopter Crash: How Adeboye’s Prayers Saved Us - Osinbajo by nanizle(m): 5:51pm On Mar 03, 2019
What would that have said if he died?

Let me guess... "It was his time".

Dear VP, the helicopter crash has no connection with anything spiritual and the fact that you survived has no link with prayers.

We really need to stop ascribing physical occurrences to spirituality. Doing so has no benefit except to further enrich pastorpreneurs.


Religion does indeed dull ones sense of reasoning and VPs statements are truly disturbing.

Prayer!? Smh.

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Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu: Bola Tinubu Positions Son To Be Governor In 2023 - Sahara Reporters by nanizle(m): 11:05pm On Feb 28, 2019
Chukwurah003:


Comparing Saraki with Tinubu shows you don’t know as much as you think you do. Tinubu singlehandedly turned Lagos into a mini-Nigeria while Saraki impoverished his people...go to Kwara and see for yourself. Comparing Tinubu with Saraki...lol very funny.

Singlehandedly!?

Do you know what that word means?

Lagos as it is is an appalling megacity.

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Health / Re: While Drones Are Banned In Nigeria, Rwanda Is Using It To Save Lives - Photos by nanizle(m): 2:06pm On Feb 24, 2019
Makito015:
The all-knowing God demanded for a sign to differentiate the Israelites and the Egyptians.

Foolish fool
Go and read the bible very well
That blood sign was a covenant between God and the isrealites and it is still celebrated as passover

Trust me, he's not the fool here if you believe Bible fairytales.
Health / Re: Gynecomastia help needed.. Photos attached by nanizle(m): 10:39am On Feb 23, 2019
Jakumo:


My operation was carried out by a doctor whose office was at the time located on North Mountain Avenue, in Ontario, Southern California, not far from Ontario Airport.

That said, there are bound to be competent doctors who can carry out the procedure in absolute safety if you happen to live in Nigeria, though you will need to exercise due diligence in selecting the doctor to perform this simple procedure with the precision that is essential, to prevent complications post-surgery.

My surgery was done under local anesthetic, so after being given a couple of small injections on the chest, I could sit up fully conscious to observe the process, which was accompanied by a loud repetitive scraping noise, as the doctor separated my skin from the underlying tissue with a blunt instrument, while a steady stream of blood was vacuumed off by the nurse. It is vital the surgeon ensures ALL the fatty tissue beneath the nipple is cleanly removed, including the two narrow string-like structures called "tails" that extend upwards toward each armpit, along the lateral edges of the chest (pectoralis) muscle.

For week or two at the most after the surgery, the doctor will leave a tiny drain-pipe in the stitched-up cut through which the surgery was performed, to empty out fluids as the healing takes place under a light wound dressing. When that dressing comes off, and the tiny drain-pipe is extracted, there will still be some minor swelling that will subside completely in another week or so, at which point this minor medical condition that has inconvenienced you for so long, will cease to be a part of your life, forever.

Once again, do NOT pick an doctor whose reputation cannot be thoroughly investigated, because the are are risks of nerve damage or even infection that can ONLY be minimized by putting yourself in the hands of the most highly qualified and experienced surgeon one can afford.

All the best, my brother, and remember, don't allow anyone to steer you into hormonal treatment. That chit is really bad news to the human body. Surgery is your ONLY viable and SAFE option, if handled by the right doctor.

This guy knows his shi.t.

Really sound advice.

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Politics / Re: Helicopter Company Issues Statement On VP Osinbajo's Crash by nanizle(m): 2:31pm On Feb 03, 2019
GenSpecifics:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/8664136_5c56d03801821_jpeg0c12900fd19d9a2e6cf77bce67bff9df

Looking at this pic, you can see that the weather and atmosphere was perfect around the crash site. So what exactly is the "unusual weather" here?

Those things are very difficult to fly and they are very sensitive to weather conditions especially sudden pressure changes or wind draft. There's"unusual weather" you can't see.

Anyway, the investigation should throw more light to what caused the accident.

We should all be thankful that it was not like the Leicester FC accident.
Religion / Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church?? Sundays Frequently Asked Question by nanizle(m): 10:00am On Feb 03, 2019
stanliwise:
church only comes about with the gathering of the Christians.

So me and another person.

No need to go to a big church.
Religion / Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church?? Sundays Frequently Asked Question by nanizle(m): 7:49am On Feb 03, 2019
I AM THE CHURCH!

grin

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Romance / Re: How To Find A Good Husband by nanizle(m): 7:05pm On Jan 30, 2019
Repentoday:
Iam sorry for your comment. You better put God first in all your under doings.

Which of the gods are you specifically referring to?

There are thousands of them you know...
Romance / Re: How To Find A Good Husband by nanizle(m): 3:23pm On Jan 30, 2019
Good write-up, but the "Put God first" part is completely irrelevant and unnecessary. Stop feeding people's delusions.

I don't think there's an exact formula to finding the right partner but there are strategies you can adopt like the other points OP made.

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Technology Market / Re: Sold. New 128gb Ipad 5 by nanizle(m): 9:55am On Jan 24, 2019
Sold
Phones / Re: Do You Know What The White Or Black Stripes On Your Earpiece Jack do ? by nanizle(m): 10:59pm On Jan 22, 2019
JohnsonG:
Earpiece is too cheap to repair na..
please allow sellers to sell


Shebi na N200 earpiece you dey buy grin
Technology Market / Sold. New 128gb Ipad 5 by nanizle(m): 4:00pm On Jan 21, 2019
Sold.

Religion / Re: A Boys Phone Fell In A Sealed Gutter: Happened Yesterday And It Got Me Thinking by nanizle(m): 9:19am On Jan 13, 2019
Prayer does absolutely nothing!

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Technology Market / Re: Kansas/Missouri State Pickup [Offerup,Craigslist,Letgo,5miles] by nanizle(m): 8:27am On Jan 09, 2019
fasa199:

Good Morning All,

I was just discharge from the hospital from been shot twice in the process of doing pick up.

Please hence forth, No More pick up at QT or any Gas station, if you do send me pick up Information and i noticed it wasn't McDonald's, Taco Bell, Starbucks and Police Station, I will just ignore your messages.

I am home and trying to recover from the incidence.
Pick Up resumes on Monday as prescribed by my Doctor.


Daaz

shocked shocked

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