I was 9yrs old, then we lived a one bedroom flat and our landlord had this scary looking dog. I was slightly sick on that day and I was asked to go get some onions for the food my mom wanted to cook. I was coming back from the shop and met the dog outside. I was scared, i couldn't shout, and there was nobody outside. Na so race start o... I ran past my house and while I was running, I fell down. As the dog see say I fall, him just leave me waka pass. I just carry myself dey cry go back house

B.sc Plant science and biotechnology.
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saucepan:
A friend's wedding, she hired police band to play live music. Police band came with a generator that was used by Lord Lugard. Gen no fit start. That is how all of us turned to musicians. We were clapping, singing on top of our voices for the couple to dance in. Worst part is that we couldn't beat the Police band. In fact, they insisted on full payment before wedding.�

No be small Lord Lugard generator...lol

It was my friend's wedding. They did the white and traditional wedding the same day. For church, dem just dey delay. Choir dey do plenty presentation... Las las, church wedding end around 3pm. We left the church to an open field for the trad/reception. We don wait reach almost 1 hour bride and groom never come (they went to get changed in the hotel). All of a sudden, heavy rain start! Hmm...decorations and canopy dey scatter. Chai cold catch me that day ehn...
The bride and groom came under the rain. My friend (the bride) don dey cry already, I was shivering, everywhere was so chaotic.
Before I knew it, my friend turned prayer warrior o. She and her church members scattered everywhere with prayers. Finally, it stopped raining around 5 pm. They had to rush everything. We were just running around trying to fix everything. Las las I no chop or drink anything... But I dance sha!

Happy new year!

I want to join the military�

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hmm...you're 90℅ right

Very funny... oya OP congratulations!

*Smiles* this brought back some memories sha

Na wah o... This is outrageous!

They were amazing... I so much love that holy ghost fire, na our choreography song that year�

Lol... I no kukuma get strength, so I always dey mind my business

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This is so true... nice one!

Saintsammurai:
Are you a regular church goer?

Not really

This is a wonderful write up

Lagbaja show me you 32�

hmm...

Saint any prophecy for me?

I used to think that people with fair complexion don't poo

Happy new year all

thornapple:

You are charming, girl, congrats for your endowments.

Thanks and a happy new year to you

Let me drop this one

Offpoint:


If you want my picture here, you've got to come to my house, drag me outside, get 10 able body men to tie me up, 5 police officer, with 3 army men fully armed, with an armor tank point directly at me. Then you ask "either myself or my life" that's the only way you can get a selfie out me.
Aside from the above... then "it is easier for a Carmel to go through the eye of a needle than offpoint to upload his picture on nairaland"

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LMAO... You harsh o

Two wrongs does not make a right

Mine was when I was in Jss2. There was this guy named Mission (I've forgotten his surname), he loved bullying girls then. On that fateful day, we were in class copying notes (The teachers were in a meeting) and then he started his trouble again. He insulted me and I returned it in full dose, he got angry and we started fighting. All of a sudden, he pushed me and I went 360 to the floor� I remained there for like 5mins without shaking (I was so ashamed) and then he got scared. He was begging me to stand up...well the seniors came in and settled the whole thing

zynellsmum:
November 27th

we're birthday mates

27th November