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Webmasters / Re: Nairaland Hits 3 Million Topics.(ScreenShot) by Nasrite(m): 11:18pm On Aug 03, 2016
I have 38.69% of the total threads....... So pls a round of applause for me.
Family / Re: When Your Wife Is Taller Than You And You Need Support To Kiss Her (pic) by Nasrite(m): 10:53pm On Jul 07, 2016
saintkel:
Hehehehehehe my wife will not be taller dan me o. Some Nigerians can be very funny. I saw these abbreviations somewhere and it caught my attention.

Look at them .......

NAIRA - Never Allow Igbos Rule Again
PHCN - Problem Has Changed Name
HAUSA - House Animals Using Seat of Authority
APC - Association of Past Criminals
NYSC - Now Your Struggles Continues
PDP - People Deceiving People
PHD - Pull Him Down
MTN - Maintain Total Nonsense
ABACHA - After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived
NEPA - Never Expect Power Always
BUHARI - Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among Reasonable Individuals.

That ABACHA own made me laugh most...
dat P. Happy. Dat P. H. C N funny me pass
Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari Looks Totally Beautiful In New Photos by Nasrite(m): 9:14pm On Jun 25, 2016
Okae

Politics / Re: Buhari Commends Saraki, Dogara, Lawmakers For Passing 2016 Budget by Nasrite(m): 8:10am On Apr 02, 2016
richardjemedafe1:
Buhari d dullard... He is a failure he need to resign...

He is the dumbest and most clueless president we av ever had in the history of nigeria. I just hate him with passion.
.

i'd love to see ur bubu on d seat. until den, dnt criticise our very own baba u dullard
Politics / Re: 55 Persons Stole N1.34tr In Eight Years – FG by Nasrite(m): 3:00pm On Jan 19, 2016
lai u too dae lie a beg....

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Celebrities / Re: Timaya Shares Adorable Selfie With His Dughter by Nasrite(m): 5:48am On Jan 18, 2016
zudozz:
Most of all dis musicians them young oooh. This Timaya na small boi 4 age oooh. But has achieved.
....


so wat was ur thoughts? na old people b4..
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Shares Adorable Selfie With His Dughter by Nasrite(m): 5:45am On Jan 18, 2016
he use to b my best singer... oh gosh!!! I wnt say dsame now... bt admire d pix anyway.
Education / Re: Share Your Experience Living With Your Room Mates In School by Nasrite(m): 8:49pm On Jan 17, 2016
I have d best Rumate/friend ever. shout out to d guy JOE BLACK
Education / Is 2015 Waec Withheld Results Released? by Nasrite(m): 9:52am On Jan 10, 2016
pls pals Is 2015 waec withheld results released.
Education / Re: Buhari Declares Free Higher Education by Nasrite(m): 6:24am On Dec 23, 2015
may u live long our able presidooo ;Dmay u live long our able presidooo
Politics / Re: MTEF: FEC Approves N6tr Expenditure For 2016 by Nasrite(m): 5:15pm On Dec 08, 2015
ayemerbarth:
How come it's exactly 6 trillion? Maybe the billions and millions on top means nothing to them. This budget is inconclusive on arrival. Common sense would ve been when benchmark was 75 dollar per barrel, budget was 4.75trillion. When it's now 38, budget would have been divided by 2 to give 2.37 trillion approximately. Only in this govt we see dwindling oil prices and high budget figures at the same time. Wonders ll never seize in Naija.
wat de ar tryin to tel u is: wit a benchmark of $75/per barel, our budget is supos to clock atlist 10trn. Bt hw woul dat hapun wen we hav dullards (GEJ & co) whose aim is to embazzle d country's money. Imagine, wit a benchmark of jox $38 per barel PMB is budgetin 6trn . Well, u cant stop d wailers frm waillin.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Nigeria From The China-africa Summit In South Africa (Pics) by Nasrite(m): 10:57am On Dec 06, 2015
PROVACATEUR:
A dullardd that ran away when Nigerians were groaning under fuel scarcity. We don't have a president rather I see GULLIVER tongue tongue
hi wailers, bad belle is alowed....
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Nigeria From The China-africa Summit In South Africa (Pics) by Nasrite(m): 10:53am On Dec 06, 2015
Meanwhile, baba while you're outta the country, Bamanga Tukur fabricated the biggest lie of the year, baba look into it before he sneak out of the country. They must vomit our arms money. [/quote] lol.... U ar funny.dats an END TIME lie tho.
Health / What Do U Prefer? Harmatan Or Heat Season? by Nasrite(m): 10:34am On Dec 06, 2015
Neither of the two helps matters, most especially we the single ones. I want to use this opportunity to draw opinions on which weather condition do less harm to our health.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Is Operating A Foreign Bank Account - Sahara Reporters by Nasrite(m): 10:19pm On Dec 05, 2015
End time reporters
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Sunderland (3 - 1) On 5th December 2015 by Nasrite(m): 6:57pm On Dec 05, 2015
mathefaro:
What I meant was that you can't actually praise then that much for thrashing Sunderland. Check out their position on the table.
Mind you, I'm also a gunner's fan and I'm very delighted with the win
even d 1 @bottom is no small team in epl....
Politics / Re: Bida Market Where Boko Haram Trades - Daily Trust by Nasrite(m): 1:41pm On Dec 05, 2015
Those hell-firelist (as u may call dem) are nt islamist, dey ar only regarded as 1.... Anyway, END TIME market.
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Takes A Trip To Warri By Road As Airlines Complained Of Weather by Nasrite(m): 1:25pm On Dec 05, 2015
End time trip angry
Politics / Re: Dasuki: GEJ Ordered Me To Share N10Billion To PDP Delegates - Saharareporters by Nasrite(m): 5:11pm On Dec 04, 2015
Dasuki talk true. Hw much u giv patience jonathan? Abi GEJ no order u to giv her anytin?

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Politics / Re: Dasuki: GEJ Ordered Me To Share N10Billion To PDP Delegates - Saharareporters by Nasrite(m): 5:04pm On Dec 04, 2015
Lol... End time order.
Politics / Re: 'How CBN Emptied Its Vaults To Finance PDP’s Presidential Campaign - TheCable by Nasrite(m): 5:01pm On Dec 04, 2015
benedictnsi:
Air Pee See fans, food don done grin


The girl above me, I hope you know that the only difference between PDP and APC is just the name of the political parties.... They are just thesame in behaviour, corruption and wah Eva..... APC is even worse than PDP in terms of PROPAGANDA


Besides, most of them have been in PDP too.....
d big n only difference between APC n PDP is PMB....... Once he's in ur party, u opt to b corrupt-free or else..., na END TIME punishment go get u....
Politics / Re: Kogi: Court Gives INEC Permission To Continue Election by Nasrite(m): 4:36pm On Dec 04, 2015
End time suitslipsrsealed
Entertainment / Re: Davido & Wizkid Perform On Stage Together For The First Time (Pic) by Nasrite(m): 4:23pm On Dec 04, 2015
End time collaboration. undecidedEnd time collaboration.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Fires Back At Okonjo-Iweala "You Should Be Ashamed..." by Nasrite(m): 10:39am On Dec 04, 2015
Fear ugly short people who always feel life has been unfair to them.[/quote] lol.... Now, dats a big hit.
Politics / Re: Pro-Biafra Supporter Buried With Biafran Flag In Abia (Photos) by Nasrite(m): 11:22pm On Dec 01, 2015
Alas!!! Wen biafrans succeed in gainin independence, ojukwu go order for 72 virgins for am for he he died a hero....lol...
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by Nasrite(m): 8:42pm On Nov 30, 2015
Federal polytechnic kaura namoda accountancy federal university gusau. Economics

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Romance / Re: ‘I Am Sleeping With My Step Sister’ by Nasrite(m): 7:00am On Nov 29, 2015
Guy, screw her for as lng as u can screw..... U hav no blood relationship. Even in d eyes of d lord, u ar a free screw xcept for d fact dat u ar nt married den dats wen God wl screw u at will too.
Romance / Re: ‘I Am Sleeping With My Step Sister’ by Nasrite(m): 6:56am On Nov 29, 2015
Tonel09:
U r very stupid by dating ur step sis... . U even have a girl friend.... Wat if you mistakenly give her Belle nko
how is dat a taboo Diferent dad n mum. Jux cos his dad became his mum screwer means her cannot screw her? U guys r funny o. Must jux find 1 way or d oda to criticise ones doin.
Family / Re: Core Arsenal Couple Celebrate Their Wedding In An Amazing Way (Photo) by Nasrite(m): 6:11am On Nov 29, 2015
End time arsenal haters!!!....
Education / Re: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by Nasrite(m): 11:59pm On Nov 28, 2015
In regards to d op n andy, na similar tin hapun to me. 1 red hot chick cum beg me say she wan stay wit me for at most a week while she's still searchin for accomodation, i concured wit her n gladly let her in. For ma mind, i don hama, na all nyt duty don jamb me b dat o!!!. Guy, dat was nt d case wit janet as she would deny any glancy move i make... Week turns to month. B4 i knew, it's 4 months witout lettin her knw she's stayin wit a man (guy i no say i Bleep up). All diz while, i was tryin to b a gentleman. Dis kept hapunin up until 1 faithful day....... Crying........ U no wetin hapun??. I jus de cum frm 1 tedious lecture. Guess wat, i met diz ingrate lady bangin wit my neighbour ontop my virgin bed. Trust d poor guy now, dat day was d last day she spent in ma house...... Sum girls emmmmm.

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