GRACETOLIVE:


How may I help you please?

Babe, don't mind him.

pheelhip:

You should call and ask her why she gave you her contact.

Hahahaha.

pheelhip:


Leemao
So what do you intend doing with the given contact?

I don't know ooo.

Some girls could be jealous. Today, I felt like a hero when a young lady left her seat and came my own seat and asked, is that gurl your girlfriend? I nodded. And she said oga, you're enjoying oo. Immediately after that, she gave me her number and was smiling at me. When my girl returned, I acted as if nothing happened and we never had any conversation.

Wilson500:

My problem with slim girls is that most of them have wide punna
But frankly speaking Igbo girls are terrible in bed but most of them are very attractive and neat

Yeah, that's true.

Aify3000:
whats kegel excercise

Google it man. This is the exercise I do everyday before I go to work and my gf doesn't know about it.

AkpaMgbor:

No critical thinking person will believe your outlandish claims lol.

Okay. Forget it then. I'm currently dating a politician's daughter. She calls me like 10 times a day.

AkpaMgbor:

E no get Wetin you go tell me to believe that one. Two hours is a football match with 30 minutes extra time. Two hours is more than travelling from abia state through imo to Anambra. You want us to believe you are fvcking the entire Liverpool vs Chelsea FA cup finals? Story.

Do you know sometimes I take bitter leaf? I mean the leaves and chew. Can some of you do it?

AkpaMgbor:

E no get Wetin you go tell me to believe that one. Two hours is a football match with 30 minutes extra time. Two hours is more than travelling from abia state through imo to Anambra. You want us to believe you are fvcking the entire Liverpool vs Chelsea FA cup finals? Story.

lol...don't think like that. When the sex is so good and hot, it can last for more than 3 hours. It's a pity that most of you don't know how to handle women on bed.

AkpaMgbor:

Liar!

Try with your girlfriend and see. If she comes back to you after that, call me a bastard. You don't know that some men are so good on bed.

Toktee:
Igbo girls ehn...


Well to be honest you cannot satisfy a Nigeria girl with a slack borehole called vaginna.. have never heard where a slack toto is amended..



It's take expertise to satisfy such girls.


Ask them here them go tell you, they are plenty here.

Ask who? Bad boy

OP needs to be bad on bed. Make her scream in pleasure. If you know how to use your hand, a lady who start moaning even before you start the main thing.

Toktee:
Oga shift na even porn stars don't last that long.... Haba boss.

Man, I last more than 2 hours and that's why if I sleep with a lady, she keeps coming back.

A friend of mine lasts 5 hours.

Then satisfying a woman is very easy. Play with her nipple, hair, look for her center of gravity, make her so wet and let her say dirty words. Boom, you are in. And she would keep coming back without even asking for t-fare.

Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Do kegel exercise everyday and after couple of days, you would be fine.

I last more than two hours on bed before loading off.

franklingud:

Anty Aisha!

Wow!
Am speechless!

You aren't only beautiful, you are pretty indeed.

Wussy. That's one of the reasons you lose girls. Never tell a girl that she's pretty until you've gotten her.

AishaDant:
I am still searching for the point of this post

Well, sometimes, I enjoy being on top and in control. It just makes me feel powerful having a man under me moaning for me... It all depends on how open-minded one is.

Some people are too lazy to explore in the bedroom and some others, totally enjoy exploring.

Hahaha. Slim girls knew how to do it the best. I once rode by a girl I was running away from. And it was so nice.

I watched the match live on my satellite. Nigeria really tried.

VirileNelly2420:

...also, u breaking her isn't a sign of ur sexual rigidity. Ur gals fountain is dry.
She no dey produce water again... Na friction cause am. .
My baby na Imo river. she no dey dry.

What I mean here is I broke her cervix and blood was coming out. I almost got myself into trouble. When she went to the hospital, the female doctor was just staring at me.

IMO River? Hahahahaha.

EmmyDJourno:


Bro you go knack am oO
Anything that makes the guy stop giving her, she would turn to you
The girl worth am sha, just stay, if the guy slip you enter, establish yourself then anything can happen
Just have money as a man, that’s the Koko

lol...u r a bad boy. I knw but honestly, I'm tired of women n would settle down soon. I need a woman who won't monitor me.

EmmyDJourno:


Mehhnn, the biggest problem when you want to stop is free knacks, especially with all those good girls that like to smoke and Bleep
I need wife on God, it go too sweet

hahahaha. one of my niggas is dating the daughter of third man after VP of a country, not Nigeria but another nigga wants me to talk to d gurl so she can break up with him. Men are bad sha.

I have d girl's phone no coz she always calls me whenever she has misunderstanding wit my frend. Am like a big brother to her.

VirileNelly2420:

Hmmm, 30mins/hours...? Dat should be for old men, not young blood. I can com back within 2-5mins. 5 turns upwards... There comes the virile in d Nelly.

We r talking abt straight 2 hrs without releasing and babe screaming in pleasure, saying all sorts of sweet things. Even at a time, I broke her and blood was coming out. Haha. Let me not say it. God, plz forgive me.

EmmyDJourno:


Abi oO, I no dey even worry about sex again coz it brings problems for me
I pray God shows me mercy and gives me my wife make I rest

Yeah. me too.
Let God show me mercy coz I have sinned against God.

I used to have many girlfriends before, more than 20 women.

EmmyDJourno:


I gree, just test me first if you be babe
If you be guy, give me your babe, make I use warm bath and good Bleep reset her love for you

don't mind that guy.

He thinks lasting long on bed is a mirage.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

I know you all will say this niggar Ain't no real niggar
Or rather he is a pussy ass niggar

But the truth is naturally baby girls are stronger than us during sex except if we get into that inebriated state...probably alcohol or drugs...then we can defeat them

But without inebriated state then naturally we cannot drill that hole.....

That place have no elastic limit.....just do small and get up

Baby girls are stronger than us during coitus...it is a fact we men must know
They can reach multiple orgasm...their refractory period is just seconds...I mean they can get to orgasm and get aroused again immediately

But for men....our refractory period takes time...and every orgasm causes weakness and tiredness...which means it takes 30 minutes to hours before we can get aroused again

Not every man. If I handle that babe, she would run. Me that handled one babe for more than 2 hours. Up till now, she still respects me and her friend wanted to have a taste but I refused.

Islandlady:
Yes men are ungrateful being, infact some are useless

I have been warning my best friend about her excessive care, kindness and loyalty to her fiance, but she feel I was jealous of her relationship , so I stopped my advice jejely

So yesterday I caught her crying profusely at our usual evening hangout, I consoled her and asked her to tell me what's wrong, she didn't want to tell me but with much pressure from me she opened up! She told me that her fiance just texted her a broke up message, which she showed me She called him in my presence and put the call on loud speaker for me to hear what his reasons are...

I couldn't believe his reasons where so foolish and useless He said he can't be with my friend because she do have many toasters, so he is scared she might dump him, he also don't like her clique of friends like me and my friend has invested so much for this guy from his business to his personal life

So pls is this enough reasons for him to break up with her...why are men blind to see a good woman, shallow minded and ungrateful

Mynd44
Seun
Dominique

Not all men are like that.

You guys want to kill me here with laughter.

Preciousgirl:
How many sex partners do u have currently?

Be honest

One. Politician's daughter.

Kennydoc:


Bros you can lie! Cleethorpes finer than Maitama? Is it with all the old victorian houses?
Cleaner? Yes, but certainly not finer.

Shut up, it is. Have you ever been there before?

Stop the mediocrity. This place can't be compared with an average street in the US. Nigeria is still the poverty capital of the world.

Baawahala:

Haha status wey be say only you fit dey view

Hahahaha.

donprinyo:
How much did u give to her for the party? Cos the zaddy is around.

Shut up. Everything is not about money. Dignity first and it's more important than money.

Kingpele:
Oga incase you will read this ,I want u to know that the girl is well groomed young lady who is ashame of admitting before her people that she is living in fornication with a man ,because that is what she will be doing if she had associated with you publicly before her relatives..it only a shameless girl from a sick home will do otherwise in this circumstance.i didn't know any of my wife relatives all the years we dated ,I wasn't invited in any thing they do but immediately I propose marriage and started to make plans for marrying her ,boom I was specially invited by her parents and I slept in thier house but in different room..right now am a star boy in that family, they loved me very much and supported me financially during our wedding in 2011.so it no big deal except you don't value decency

Forgot about that. That girl doesn't love OP wholeheartedly. A girl who loves you can still introduce you to her family as a friend.