₦airaland Forum

Maks27:
Having a girlfriend is the last thing on my mind now but there is this girl that's forcing herself on me.

In the street this girl announced to everyone that she is my girlfriend when I have never asked her out.

If I go out and she sees me, she will hold my hands, hug me and even try to kiss me in presence of people so they will think we are dating.

What happened today made me annoyed, we had our Global prayer walk in RCCG today and when we reached out destination everyone looked for bike to go home. This girl forced herself on the bike I took and sat down in between in front of everyone. She will appear in my house without permission, wash my clothes. Call me I don't know why.

She is fine and okay as a lady o. Infact alot of guys in the street are hailing me for having the best girl in the street but I am not just into her and any girl for now.

People of Nairaland how do I settle this matter

OP, give me her digits.

ussy09:
Seriously u pple are bad for not following or waiting till d issue is resolved then take d boys and leave together, what if the said police are kidnappers or even ritualist? If ur brother is among the ones hold will u go?

Some folks in Nigeria are foolish. There's no brotherly love. Abroad, we fought for everything. I personally did a lot more until I was asked several times to stay away.

Carparts888:
1 You may have appeared confident(cops fear confident citizens)
2 You may have appeared responsible and well dressed.
3 You may have just been lucky.

All of the above I think. But if they had searched me and asked what I do for a living, perhaps they would have been more interested in me. My dream in life in terms of occupation is to work as spy. I was approached to do similar job abroad for a secret organization but I turned the offer down. I can't work against my countrymen. I can't work against my brothers.

iLegendd:
Okay, this is how it started. I was sick, but I have recovered. Last month, I took my phone and a few clothes and lodged in a hotel for a week. Me, myself, and 1.

For many years, I have been drinking only cold water, cold drink, sleeping nakéd in an extremely cold room, etc. The AC is always at 18 or 19 degree.

After many years of this cold lifestyle, the repercussion befell me last month. I was coughing, sneezing, shaking, etc. It was worse than typhoid.

Luckily, after doctors took their share, I'm back to normal, except I no longer use AC, fan, or drink cold things.

It's not easy, but over enjoyment dey kill. Please, you guys should abstain from extremely cold things — it's dangerous except you grew in a snowy climate.

That's my little warning to those people who drink too much cold water and use AC too much. I will only touch cold things next year, but this year, I'm abstaining.

So, you realize all these now. I had wanted to tell you before but I was kind of scared because you will attack me.

AC dealt with me when I was a little boy. I also do not take cold water before but now, I am taking it due to hot weather. But not always.

alexiseagle:
This is exactly what they did to me and my friend in Enugu

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Hmmm. That reminds me when I was traveling to Abuja by bus. The policemen stopped our vehicle, saw me holding a laptop but never asked me a single question. They searched the bus, the driver and passengers on the bus except me and a lady sitting by my side. Greeted me in the process.

After the driver drove off, the passengers were very surprised. Began to ask me what exactly I do for a living including the girl sitting next to me. But I didn't utter a word. Everyone was just starring at me.

Jeon:
alright then.
I wish you a safe trip.

Thanks man.

Miniano:
Thank you for your contribution

You're welcome.

Jeon:
okay..

are they in Nigeria?

No, they aren't. They are in Korea. They invited me a couple of times before, but because I was busy, I didn't travel.

For me, that's not a problem. I love it most when a woman depends on me, if she does that, I have total control of her because I love controlling things.

Jeon:
okay.

Yeah, when I have time, I will visit some of them.

Jeon:
yes.
why asking?

from the way you write. I had some Korean friends mostly my classmates when I was in school.

Jeon:
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stereotypes.
their dicks are big and beautiful than some of your Africa fellas.

Haha. Are you a Korean?

Pimine:
Aswearugaaad

A high value man with a harem of beautiful women and the means to have practically any woman he desires is insecure? This must be the joke of the day!

What the guy said is true. That man is totally insecure, so he involved the oracle in his marriage with the young girl. I don't want to say more about this.

saphiere:
God I am begging you for a husband who will not stress me or see me stressed.

Stress free? Forget about these pictures. All is not well in the marriage.

colorsofrainbow:
She no get man but wetin her pvssy don collect,even runsbabes never collect am

Hahahahaha. How did you know that?

I really do not like the gurl.

InTheCloudySky:
The whole asking for money thing was too much. I've never in my life asked a guy for money nor will I, but then again I didn't grow up with that mentality. I won't blame her completely though, because Nigerian men do love being Nigerian women's ATMs, so they're like this because of y'all.

Haha.

Hehehe.

Fantastic.

everythinggirly:
Sorry darling. Some men always want to play on our faithfulness while they go after the unfaithful. But be the best you and believe God's time is the best. Ikechukwu can never change the plans of God in your life.

You made a lot of sense here. Where are you from?

toujurs:
Which man will tell a lady the truth, when most ladies don't like hearing the truth, why she is interested in the truth now, is because e dn choke her.

You that is saying this, if you see a pretty lady as in full option, and she enter your eyes, so you will go and tell her you just just to knack her .

BoredBerry:
Sorry... I'll rather trust a snake than a Nigerian man... Snakes make more sense... The latter are spawns of the devil... Breed like rats, generally unintelligent, have issues settling down, evil...and the list goes on...

I've never thought of being loyal to one... They don't deserve it

Hehehe. Clap for yourself.

I'm so glad that Senegal won this tournament.

MT:
The script is replaying itself. Burkina Faso scored 2 goals in their first encounter as well.

That's not true. They only scored one goal.

Correct score 1-1.

derbykol:
Senegal will win the cup

Senegal would win. Correct score 2-1.

derbykol:
Senegal will win the cup

Yes. Senegal would win the title.

Mustiboy:
I no see am.

Oya pay your tithe via airtime

People who are enjoying tithe are humans but they will tell you is God and that's why they go around with private jets but followers suffer in abject poverty.

helinues:
Oohh

Those who lost also made some calculations. Be lucky yours came through

Egypt hasn't scored more 1 goal in full-time, meeting Cameroon definitely, both teams would have watertight defence.

helinues:
Lucky you

Yeah but I did some calculations before predicting that.

Mustiboy:
Oya pay your tithe

. When that foolish guy was insulting me, did you defend me?

Just won 20k on correct score 0-0.