₦airaland Forum

ImaIma1:
There are so may guys here that get a kick from insulting ladies. I don't have the patience for those kind of people. They are the ones without sense.

No apologies if you are part of them

Hahahahaha. You crack me up. You better start running now:-)

ImaIma1:
Only with people that have sense.

Be nice.

luvyaself95:
This is loud oh

Yes but it doesn't really matter to me a lot. However, self-control is the ultimate. Unfortunately, most people lack it.

rollybest:
There was this girl that forcefully visited me back then in school, i welcomed her. Aunty come tell me say she wan stay for one week. I was like for which house?
Every night it was game of thrones, it got to a point she had to kneel down to beg me for sex. I told her i am running a heavenly race, i don't want to sin. Aunty come vex dey preach tell me say sex is not sin
After two days i told her i am traveling out of the state, she said she will wait for me to come back, i was like shuuu. Abegi come dey go your house. Till today she's still saying i am wicked.

Women always go crazy whenever you deny them sex.

I'm now a master at denying women sex.

ImaIma1:

Hope you're easy to get along with?

Mine was in my house too. This lady had been calling me for past 6 months. On that faithful day, she came to my house and I was with my friend. Gave me all the signs in this world for me to ask my friend to leave for some privacy but I refused.

She then became so unhappy. Began to say some men are so stubborn but my friend couldn't understand the statement. My phone rang and she took it and said to me, one of your girlfriends is calling you. I was just laughing.

At 7pm, she said she's not going home anymore. That she wants to spend the night with me. She then went straight to my room leaving me in the sitting room.

My friend later slept in the visitor's room. That same night, I couldn't sleep. I denied her access to my body. She went completely crazy calling gay next morning.

OP, it seems like you're a bad boy. I will tell you my own experience shortly.

ImaIma1:
The only thing I would have picked from a man's house without telling him is his heart.

Hahahahaha. That's so funny. I guess you've got a sense of humor, huh?

ImaIma1:
I'm only using the words the op used to describe her.

That's alright!

ImaIma1:
Either she's a decent and homely thief or there's a mix up somewhere.

Go to her house; except you don't know where the person you are dating stays.

No decent woman picks something from a man's house without informing him.

saphiere:
What if she is busy? Does picking his useless calls mean she is innocent?

The OP wasn't smart enough to solve the problem right there.

EkehPraise:
Good evening dear Nairalanders,

There's this youthful and beautiful young lady I have been seeing close to a month now, we met in church, she appear s to be decent and homely and we started off as friends so we could get to know each other better, though I'm planning to settle down real soon but I don't want to be in a hurry so as not to repeat past mistakes.

Today I invited her over to my place so we could spend some time together and she could meet my elder brother since he's in town, she agreed and came around.
We spent quality time having different conversations, she even cooked for our lunch and I dropped her off at her place this evening.

Now ever since I got back home, I've been looking for my Samsung Earbuds and my Bro has not seen his wallet which we usually leave on the dining table.

I have called her twice and she didn't pick up the calls.
No one else came to the house except for this my new girl.

I feel confused. How do I approach this issue?

I had a similiar experience before but was intelligent enough to solve the problem.

seunmsg:
Trump is just a useless orange racist. I knew he would never support a blank woman for any major international position. Good enough, America alone cannot determine who becomes the next DG. With the endorsement of EU, China, AU, Brazil etc, Ngozi should win easily. She can’t get this close and still lose.

Who told you that she can't get so close and lose? Do you really understand world politics?

Furthermore, what did Mrs. Ngozi achieve in Nigeria? They want to export dirtness from Nigeria to other countries.

Lots of people don't know that pictures tell more about a person. It is a solid evidence but some of you are daft and so, wouldn't believe that.

Kuginzi:
Your gullibility deserve certificate of return.
Everything is meaningless to you guys except lies and deception.

Nigeria is the only country snakes swallow money. If they tell you that they hid Covid-19 palliatives in warehouses across the nation, would you believe that? Absolutely not. That is why I said you are a vagabond.

When Yaradua died, they tried to cover it up but failed, so I am not surprised in this one.

Kuginzi:
You guys are drunk with the deception of Kanu

Yes, you are more intelligent than Nnamdi Kanu. You vagabond!

leonard509:
If the Pope can legalize gay marriage, then fact-checkers wey nobody send can also be dirty! Who send in a message.. tueh!

Don't mind them. They think everyone is foolish like them.

How can an 80-year-old man look like a 50-year-old man? Does it mean Queen Elizabeth cannot get the same cream Buhari got to look so young? Does it also mean that Bill Gates cannot get the same cream? Keep deceiving yourselves, not me.

A President all of a sudden became camera shy. You cannot deceive folks like me.

In a sentence, Buhari is gone. That is why he can't address Nigerians live on TV.

WalkerMichael:
buhari

You crack me up. The name Buhari now symbolizes bad omen, huh?

iLegendd:
Kindly note that I'm not recommending anyone to him — I just saw the good offer on Olist.ng.

Do your investigation before you transact. See number and link below. https://olist.ng/motorcycles-scooters/AMAZING-TRYCICLE-KEKENAPEP-68992125698049.html

Thanks man. U are one in a million.

iLegendd:
@Nat404, which number?

The keke.

Ayo2004:
And even more financially bankrupt

Haha.

iLegendd:
@KimberlyWest, please, I need another 10k. The last one you gave me has finished.

This one, I'll use it wisely. Below are things I'll buy with it

1. Condom 7k
2. Pepper soup 2k
3. Weed 1k

God will bless you as you transfer the money.

Hahaha. Are you mocking someone?

iLegendd:
Now, let's talk.

It's not about making money, but investing it.

I always tell men to learn and master 3 skills and they are

1. How to handle women skill
2. How to make money skill
3. How to manage money skill

I have spent years on these 3 skills and this is why I'm always confident in what I do. With those three skills, you'll be ahead of 97% of men on Earth in thinking and in progress.

Let's look into number 3: money management. As you all know, money management is all about investing money to yield more money so you can use it to help yourself and people around you.

Imagine I use the 480k and purchase a Keke as shown below. Won't it generates job for the driver and small money for me, the owner? Yes, it will. That is how to be smart in a shîthole country to escape poverty.

If you put all your hopes in degree, you'll live a life of slavery and financial regrets.

Focus on skills: technical and digital skills if you want to want to live a life of financial freedom.

So, that was what I did to her naughty PC.

Typing...

Give me his number.

Good-for-nothing girls. You can't give what you don't have.

Most girls in Nigeria are now morally bankrupt.

OP, she isn't a good girl. Would put you into trouble one day. Stay away from the girl.

ItsTerah:
I know I'm going to get alot of insults from you guys and that's why I didn't use my original Nairaland account for this, but please hear me out and give me good advice.

I'm the kind of girl that doesn't love easily. I don't think I've ever fallen in love before. I have dated just one guy and I broke up with him when he tried to rape me. I'm still a virgin and the reason is because I have trust issues. I know that if I have sex with a guy I'll become very attached and my heart can easily be broken. So I'm waiting for a guy I can trust.

I recently just started dating someone. I'm not in love with him but we've been very good friends and when he asked me out I just had to say yes so that I wouldn't lose him. I've still not had sex with him and I like that he respects my wishes. My boyfriend loves me and although I don't love him equally I've opened up to him about how difficult it is for me to reciprocate love.

Then there is this other guy I just became friends with. I won't lie, I'm sexually attracted to this guy. My sexual attraction to him intensified when he opened up to me about his kinks which are similar to mine. He told me he has feelings for me and likes me alot and can't get me out of his mind. I admitted I am sexually attracted to him but that I don't have feelings for him. I know he is sexually attracted to me and has made advances at me and even asked for nude pictures all of which I refused. But I still talk to him. He knows about my boyfriend and is aware of my situation. Occasionally he flirts with me but I try not to flirt back. I've tried to bury my sexual attraction to him but he is just so physically appealing. I've made it clear that I want to be just friends and he seems okay with it. I know I'm principled enough to not allow him have sex with me I'm wondering if it's safe being just friends with him. I enjoy talking to him and don't want to end our friendship.

You are not a virgin.

Bloooody:
I picked up this slim looking slay queen and after some weeks of wooing her we finally had sex and her puna was smelling as if she just ended her period cycle.

Why is the average nigerian woman so dirty

Hahaha. You have infection now. Believe me.