₦airaland Forum

GurlFriend:
They will say they want their wives to always keep shape and when you are dating them, they will manage to maintain their 2 and 4 packs. After one year of marriage, they will upgrade to 10 gallon geepee tank. Yet it is still them that will come on Nairaland to say women are hoes

Hahahahaha. Sounds so funny. Not all men. I am tall and slim.

Sorry girl @OP

ChiefDenis:
Baba, unless d family na dangote, what I'll say is move on bro.

D mom wants what's best for her daughter, not what's best for you, always look out for yourself first.

That's true man. The only condition that would make me accept their daughter back if they give me a deal that worth millions otherwise I won't.

ChiefDenis:
Guys don't usually break up with girls, because we already know the hassle of getting a girl in the first place, it's too much unnecessary work.
If you broke up with her, i trust that you had a very good reason, trust your instincts my guy.

Make d parle no worry, u already made up your mind, too much talk talk will just confuse you bro.

Have an abundance mindset my guy, ON TO THE NEXT ONE!

Man, should accept the girl back?

ChiefDenis:
Guys don't usually break up with girls, because we already know the hassle of getting a girl in the first place, it's too much unnecessary work.
If you broke up with her, i trust that you had a very good reason, trust your instincts my guy.

Make d parle no worry, u already made up your mind, too much talk talk will just confuse you bro.

Have an abundance mindset my guy, ON TO THE NEXT ONE!

When her mom began to ask about me through my sister, I knew something was going on.

Her mother told my sister that her daughter really loves me.

ChiefDenis:
I just dey tell baba as e be, make he no dey waste him potential, before this year end he suppose don spin like 4 plates.

I pity guys that don't know they're the prize wasting their time with one opiato, when dey suppose get 3-5 on bench, ready to tap in anytime.

!!DEMON TIME!!

A chick that I broke up with some time ago told her parents about me and that she wants me back. So her dad called me today to come to their house.

I have not decided whether to take the babe back or not yet.

This is how it should be. You are the price. Let her fight for it.

Goodnigga:
No reason am, it is like the other guy is either richer , looks more complete: height, finesse, etc. Anyways, your babe has been banging while she is in Ibadan and you in Lagos. Secondly, it took you 4 months to lay her, she must have probably seen you as a nice guy. You must have probably over-woo her and spent on her so much or be a weak man that begs for the relationship to last. Because, this shows she has never respected you to try such thing in the same hotel you came to lodge and refuse to call back the second day. As a Goodnigga that I am, no think am, learn from it. There will always be bad girls as well as good ones. However, be streetwise and screen girls before dating them next time. Man and woman are created to be together, so I believe you will meet a good one soon. Don't give up women, rather give up on the bad ones.

One love.

OP acted so nice to her and she got tired of it. Sometimes, you have to be mean to girls. Very mean.

OP also was playing baby love with her and so, she felt that he is just a wussy.

Uptheante:
She pretended to be menstruating so that u will not demand sex from her at that moment because she is reserving the pussy for the guy in the opposite hotel room

This is obviously true.

ChiefDenis:
Welcome to the red pill young padawan, it took you a while but you finally made it my good brother, now you know what they want, go art thou and spin plates to your heart's content, the world is yours, king!

Bad boy:-)

OP you really tried. If I were you, I wouldn't let her know that I saw her knocking at another guy's door. Would just enjoy her for a couple of times before saying good bye.

Kriss216:
Post-Christmas breakfast.


Like I always say, only a foolish man will expect total loyalty from a Nigerian girlfriend.

Your beloved girlfriend is our community project. No reason am.

Your community project, not us.

OP, forget about love. Lets talk about something more important here. How could someone get a Mandarin translation job or project in the States?

Beblessedbaba:
Hi Lola,

Trust you are good. Can we have a chat pls ?

You did not ask any questions in terms of her personality, the next thing is can we have a chat please? Tomorrow, you would begin to complain about her. What a crazy fellow!

Send the bitch home.

Hintona:
It's sad

This evening I was coming back from church when I passed by three young men. They look like they are in their early twenties.

They were making dirty jokes and laughing. When I passed, one of them said: "ah virgin dey pass o make una no talk nonsense too much" I heard them but I ignored them. We were the only ones on the road.

The other guy said: "abeg, pussy wey wide pass gutter." And they started laughing like mad hyenas. I refused to acknowledge their existence and they laughed louder, echoing the stupid statement. I was a bit embarrassed but kept a straight face.

It's disgusting that young men like that think it's okay and funny to make crude jokes about a random girl on the street. What made them think such behaviour is okay

I'm sure those are the kind of guys that will come here and chant "Nigerian girls are useless all of them."

Male children in Nigeria really need to be trained well. They should be taught to behave properly, like civilised people around women not morally decayed agberos.

Hehehe. These are kids. You shouldn't worry about it.

EMILO2STAY:
this is the family section of nairaland where you have more serious and matured minded people commenting. I will not say what I said if the info I am giving out is wrong, I am dead serious.

my purpose in life is to free humanity of the bondage of lies we have been fed. HIV was discovered in the 80s ,till date they say there is no cure but corona virus already has a vaccine? if HIV was contracted through sexual intercourse , more than 50℅ of every body today will have the virus.

do you know that kary mulis the inventor of the aids test said that his test kit is not a diagnostic for HIV? this fact is also confirm by the fact that HIV positivity varies from country to country. meaning that a positive HIV in Nigeria can be negative in America. I have seen this happen. the purpose for this is to give you the ARV which is what actually kills you and that is why it is given out freely.

so many people who test positive for HIV do not have HIV this is a fact.

what actually kills you is the ARV you are given to treat aids. that ARV contain azidothymidine or zidovudine. which was actually a chemotherapeutic drug for treating cancer in the 60s but it killed off every patient it was used to treat and so the drug was taken off the shelves bit was brought back in the 80s as a drug for treating HIV.

initially it was killing of patient treated with it but the dosage was later cut down so that it will take longer for it to kill off anybody using it to treat HIV.

dr Robert willner proved that no one can get HIV through sexual intercourse by injecting himself with the blood of people with aids severally and yet his HIV test result always came out negative.

Please guys, do not listen to this guy. His message is full of shits.

FamilyAdviser:
Hello Nairalanders, I want to share with you my experience in marriage so far without any iota of lies. Everything I shared here is non-fictional. Family and life itself is like a drama, everyday with a new chapter.


In life, we do make some costly mistakes and then repeated it before learning in a hardway.

One day, I traveled to my village for a building construction, I ran across an old friend who is an engineer. After exchanging pleasantries, he promised to assist me with the project for a little token compared to what I was charged. That evening he took me out to a classic hotel and bar with beautiful runz girls.

At first I never thought of doing any silly things there, my intent was to drink and drive home with my friend.

I was on my second green bottle when a beautiful fair lady approached me and demand I give her some attention, her beauty was charming though, my friend whispered to me to give her some minutes and he excused us.

How may I help you? I replied softly, the lady became intensed by my question. I smiled at her and asked her to seat down, she sat we engaged in some sort of discussions and I asked her what prompted her into doing what she is doing (ASHAWO), she said condition.

That evening we exchanged contact, I was so tipsy and my friend not knowledgeable about driving, I decided to lodge in the hotel.

Around 10pm I called the lady and she came to my room, by this time I already developed some sensational feelings let's say "Lust".

I asked her to massage me, and she demaned for 10k I paid her. On the process of massaging I became so Hot and asked her to give me a Mouth Gig well she declined that with reasons best known to her. We now decided to engage in s.ex. This was the beginning of my sorrow.


I was on active duty with the lady when my condom burst open and entered her private part. What I have I done? A moment of pleasure became a thing of sorrow. How do I face my wife? What if the lady is infected? I cursed that day I met my friend..................

I became inquisitive about the Lady 's HIV status it was at this point she told me she is legally married that she is not infected. Oh my goodness? Did I just committed a double sin? Bleeping married woman? Immediately I became a shadow of my own self, I was literally like a walking corpse.

That night I gave her extra money to take care of her Heath, then the next day I wasn't convince about her telling me she is HIV negative. I called her she refused picking up my calls. I sent her text that I will pay her 50k for her to follow me to test her status. She declined, then I concluded she is POSITIVE.

I rushed down to a top hospital and explained what transpired, the doctor instruct me to rush to Federal medical center because they are more knowledgeable when it comes to HIV issues because of WHO and intergovernmental support.....

TO BE CONTINUED LATER THIS EVENING.

Please don't Judge me, we all are products of sin and mistakes........ Thank you!

OP, you aren't smart here. You ought to have used double condom. This is what I tell my friends. Always use two condoms at the same time.

Pataricatering:
lol but you guys do the same even worse !
So why do u feel entitled to loyalty ?

Not all guys. I have not touched a woman over one year and because of that some call me gay. Easter will make it two years.

Pataricatering:
hmmn , fair enough .
It always still shocks me that naija women can still manage to like naija men.

When you're rich, no woman would mess with you.

Just that Nigerian women (not all) are so porous. Good and responsible Nigerian women are very, very few now. You meet a lady thinking she's responsible, when you aren't around, she goes around to sleep with men without knowing that as a smart guy, you'll find out. Really terrible!!

Pataricatering:
lol , OK, ur cute.
U actually made me laugh and you know bitter leaf feminists no dey laugh .

Hehehe. I made you laugh? Hahaha, it's already started. But I'm not really into Nigerian women. I don't feel that love for them anymore. My last experience with a girl made me to quit loving Nigerian women.

GoodHardDick:
Bro/sis

For your own mind of peace Never make the mistake of keeping a Nigerian girl, She doesn't worth It.

No amount of dick inserted inside a woman will satisfy her, this is because she will always want to explore other guys dick and money too. So why trying to kill yourself in order to please a woman?

Only a simp does that. This is why red pillers are the real men out there. No stress, no anxiety, we only focus on our own happiness and of course we always put ourselves first

Maybe Nigerian girls. Foreign girls are different.

Pataricatering:
That's great - I'm happy for you , dear

Don't be happy for me. You would end up falling in love. I'm like magnet.

MrMacinterchi1:
Lol. ok.
run us lecture nah

On that faithful day, she came to my house with her friend. Seeing that I live in a comfortable home, her friend began to ask me questions like, are you married? Do you have a gf? Are you on WhatsApp? She screamed and said to her, babe stop that! He's my boyfriend.

Few minutes later, I went to the kitchen to get the girls something to eat, her friend followed me.

Then later, I went straight to my room, called one of my niggas to come to my house, because i'm already in trouble. An hour later, my nigga came, he tried to take her friend out but she refused.

GoodHardDick:
this is exactly why I always advice my fellow guys to STOP being a SIMP. Stop pleasing a woman, stop being nice and calm to a woman all in the name of appearing as a "nice guy".

The only thing you owe a woman is a very good dick, bleep the hell out of her bro and dumb her immediately. Your peace of mind should be your utmost priority.

Hahaha but keep her if she's a good gurl. Unfortunately, some men don't know how to satisfy a woman. They cannot even last long in bed, talk more of making a woman cum a couple of times.

tnerro1:
These hoes aren’t loyal

Yeah, especially those dirty ones. Dirty down there.

Pataricatering:
eeyah, cry baby,
You.are emotional ? I love seeing when grown men cry.like babies

Cry for women? Women don't trip me anymore because I've dated and enjoyed women from different nationalities. I once dated a pretty young lady from Nollywood.

MrMacinterchi1:
Lol. ok.
run us lecture nah

Hahahahaha. U wanna know?

MrMacinterchi1:
respect you that you allowed her to steal your money or that you caught her?

Respects me how I got the money back. Furthermore, if I write here how I got it back intelligently within a space of 1 hour, Nairaland would explode.

She later asked me if I was in a cult. That how did the money she stole disappear in her bag right there in my house?

goodheart01:
"Marry this woman" u said. U mean marry a hoe??

Last time, a lady came to my house and at the end of the day, stole my money, thinking I was naive. Up till now, that lady still respects me.

Pataricatering:
ehn , yes. She has done it - so what ? You never do am ?

Refrain from quoting me. I don't talk to dirty girls.

Romanoff:
Did he catch her on top of another man or in a compromising situation?

How sure is he that she's sleeping with the man?

How can a man that's not married to a lady feel so entitled that he will embarrass her in public cause he saw her with another man?

What kind of bondage is that?

You're defending that lady simply because you've done the same thing in the past and are still doing it presently.