₦airaland Forum

panic kill u dere.

When the chinese prayers has been Answered

sirchim:
There goes APCHEAT,

This new name is mixed with okro and lime.

Everybody shout AP-CHEAT.

Has d definition of ugly changed.

This is deformity. A plastic surgery may speak loud stuffs.

When dem say 5 million dollars or 5 million followers..

Shebi una dey shout say una go choose followers.

Remember ur follower is not always ur fan.. Some are lurking around to wait for bad news..😁

Truly speaking sha. Mayb d content dey too long n boring.

For me.. If ur skits dnt make me smile in 20 secs. Just forget. I'm bouncing out. How can a comedy stuff be 22mins and i wont still laff.

First Governor to meet protesters in ur state? Is Olu normal.

He been dey expect make Kebbi State or Ebonyi state Governors be d first to come meet protesters abi.

They are always fanatical in their approach to everything.

Very extreme when it comes to coexistence and cohabiting.

Mofo set of people.

I prefer sinners to them anyday.

id4sho:
Barman, give this man a chilled bottle of orijin

Bossman. Twale.

Barman abeg change am to big stout. Cold one.

id4sho:
if you are tired. Starve her and watch her run

100% effective. If u dey buy 1k bread b4. Start buy 200naira bread. Everyday starving, she go move.

I blame boiz atyms. They think with their dick.

So many abortions happening in d couple's life bullshit

People like this end up leaving what they said they wont.

No be 2day na..

Congratulations Marley. U r trending. Abi no because of trends again.
Mtchewww. As song no pure. Life of a famous person.

SmartPolician:
First Bank just paid me #20k in old notes now.

Nigeria is the world's most confused country right now.

If u redeposit that money. They wont collect it.

Abeg if u try and dey refused. Just get petrol, call me. Matches always handy wit me..

I love setting things ablaze.

Census kill FG

My advice.

Observe ur environment. Hunt for someone who has opposite of everything u represent. Thats ur ticket outta d hell you are right now.

It will be easy when u get ursef attracted to someone who has another side of things dat makes you you.

It works
If u r gentle, get attracted to some1 crazy and not crazy if u dig my point
If u r easy going, get attracted to some1 who's everybodys person n a risk taker.

When it comes to alcohol. It's YOU vs YOU.

STOP TRYNA IMPRESS.

2 BOTTLES ON A SITTING. THATS REASONABLE.

Even is u fit finish 1 crate. Remember its you vs you.

Here u go.

Has Dino Melaye decamped.?

Its his work.

Majority of people that has PVCs are disenfranchised.

U register for Agege coz its close to ur work place but ur house dey Agege.

Election day na house u go dey. So u wont be able to vote.

Some are even states bound.
U register for Asaba. Election meet you for Bayelsa

DigitalLad:
Wahala 🤦‍♂️

Heavy wahala sef..

I have seen my preferred. But Nigeria been a forest that she is. I wont be able to vote

My voters card polling unit is in a different location to where i am. I did transfer which took like forever b4 it got to me.

Now the transfer will also bcom useless coz hustle has changed my location.

If VC cant be like ATM with a chip to be used anywhere.

Then we aint ready

I need Bombs to finish this country. 2 drops per day.

funkmrflexx:
When I was younger, I was to be very calm and cool headed and when someone talks to me or even slaps me I won't respond.
Now as I grow older (I'm almost 30 and married) I find myself being more intolerant to people. If someone disrespect me or especially my wife I won't even ask what happened, fight don start.
Me that used to be peaceful, now I don't take nonsense from anybody no matter who you are

Its a cycle.. Life has 2 sides.
Good and Evil
Left and right
Up and Down
Angels and Demons

Nobody is actually evil or good. We all have a touch of both. U just decided to show one part all dis while

Op. I'm surprised you are just finding out. Its a shame u r just finding out sef.

They have been quiet since 5years ago. Baba hasn't even finished One term when they started keeping quiet

Blackdeewhy:
Use Opay!
They are 💯 effective. I've been using them since 2018

Make una dey stop all dis hype. Opay messing people up in Lagos, Ibadan and Ekiti.
I don go, e tire me

Big disgrace. We should have only 3 banks in this country with millions of branches across state boundaries

Do your thing papi. Dnt get too attached.

Attachment is worse that love and obsession combined

She doesn't have a boyfriend. She wanna make u one.

Na mind games. Dnt fall 4 it. And do not. I repeat do not ever ask of her boyfriend or even when she makes call to demons. Dnt ask who she was on call with.. Just observe and be giving the pussy space so she doesn't get attached too

Slam on monday. Space till mayb friday.
Dnt be nice to her. Dats her boyfriends job if she really has one.

Remember if u wanna do all dis.. Ur babe may do d same to anoda guy giving pussy on a low, forming love 4u. If u can't cope wit d new info. Ball out


Ink don finish.

Delete that conscience.

God sent angel to you.

Baba i no lie u. If i commit crime. I dey use positive mindset delete my guilty conscience. Works like magic.

I don't care. All i need is that typa micheal Scofield tattoo even if it aint real. I need that sh*t.

Operation psycho activated.

I'm not coping at all. But its time to pray for the policy makers and politicians.

All my curses since many Years no dey work. Goooosh.

God bless the politicians and d policy makers.

Candidlady:
ihate it when ladies act like men


why carry your whole family? anyways could be for security reasons...

Yes it's for security reasons but the sister should have been on a tree or building top watching and scanning the perimeter for potential threat.
While the friend should be in same eatery on different table with a clean view to the so called girl. So she can see and observe tinz like d guy tryna lace her drink or to observe anything odd.

NOT TO SIT ON THE SAME F*CKING TABLE EATING THE GUYS FOOD N DRINKS.. THATS B*LLSHIT

LogicBomb8:
how do u mean by use him?

If u knw the female gender well enuff. U will understand..

It wil be difficult to explain to be honest..

Lets assume u stumble upon this diary.

Read it and wat u saw made u know that you are 'A'

She's writing things about u she wants u to knw. The other things are inside her head. She will never write those down.
Now u gotta be careful, just one heartbreak, she might be a full-blown psychopath.

Its always difficult to knw where she belong now.
Personalities might change in the future. I doubt she even knws she's called a sociopath. She might not know

This is where some men get it wrong. He may get the pussy but she'll USE him to the last.

Good luck 2him though

Kobicove:
Is it everything that people will bring to social media?

I tire.. Social media and internet advancement was supposed to make us smarter but........